readx; "Get out!" Yun Zheng ended the conversation roughly, unbuttoned his shirt and lay in the carriage with his breasts exposed, preparing for the battle a few days ago exhausted him, and now that the war is over, he can be a little more comfortable. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ>>.3x.co

Ge Qiuyan sneered, put gems of various colors on his belly, drew circles on his chest with his hand, gritted his teeth, and said, "Why don't you sleep with you?" I heard that the birth of a child in the land of evil will raise a heroic son. ”

Yun Zheng's eyes opened a slit and said slowly: "I don't like perverts, I only like ordinary sons, you don't have to be too smart, as long as you can know how to honor the old man and love your children, all the demons, none of them are worry-free, ordinary is the real life, if I can complete an ordinary ideal, I will cheer for my son!" ”

Ge Qiuyan sighed and lay softly beside her husband and said softly: "This temperament of yours can make us live carefree for a long time, and it is best to grow old until we are old." ”

"Hmph, you women, men are sometimes kind to you, and you always want to be crooked. Don't start with strange thoughts, it's better to live well than anything else, and when the old teeth are gone, I'll take you to the beach to swim naked, I heard that it's very enjoyable......"

Ge Qiuyan chuckled: "If you have the ability, you can swim naked now, why do you have to wait until the old one is toothless?" ”

Yun Zheng smiled and said, "It's too much of a loss to go to Lao Tzu now...... I look at other people's ugly wives, and people look at my peerless beautiful wives, this kind of uneconomical business can't be done! ”

"Hahaha......"

When the monkey heard the laughter in the carriage, he couldn't help but turn his horse a little outward. lest you hear something you shouldn't hear, and then the big boss will lose his temper at himself......

Li Chang sat in the hall of the commander of Yanmen Pass, looking at the military newspaper in his hand and laughing almost collapsed the roof, this is not the first time he laughed out loud, since he received this 800-mile urgent letter in the early morning, as long as he reads the military newspaper once, he will laugh loudly once, and he is not allowed to dissuade the old servant and his own soldiers, all of them are far away.

Li Dongchu was dressed in black and gray, and his face was black and white, and he hurriedly walked into the hall with the army and the military. After picking up the teapot and drinking the herbal tea in one gulp, he asked in a hoarse voice, "Why are you so happy to join the army?" Why did you call the last general from the iron gate? ”

Li Chang affectionately poured a cup of hot tea for Li Dongchu and put it in his hand and said with a smile: "Drink less cold water, your throat will be irritated, and I will tell you a great news."

Lao Li, you just need to hold on for three more days. You can go back and get some rest. The soldiers of the White Horse Army are now tired, and the old man knows it. Bear with me, and you'll be fine right away. ”

Li Dongchu shook his head and said: "The marshal is not here, how dare the White Horse Army slack off for a moment with heavy responsibilities." Guo Hengchuan, the old dog, actually ignored his own soldiers, and set fire to the mountain with his salary at the iron wrapping gate, we were in the downwind position, the smoke was billowing and he couldn't see his fingers, and the soldiers were fighting with the enemy with wet cloths on their mouths and noses, and they couldn't retreat. ”

Li Chang patted Li Dongchu on the shoulder and said: "Hard soldiers, tonight I will definitely send the brothers a medicinal soup to clear the lungs, take a sip, the war is important, but in three days, the marshal will come back, the army has now arrived in Zhujiahe, when the time comes, we will join forces, and the little Guo Hengchuan is just a dry bone in the barren mound!" ”

Li Dongchu Huo Ran stood up and said in surprise: "Dashuai defeated Xiao Huo'er?" ”

Li Chang said indifferently: "This is natural, your time with the big handsome is still short, after a long time, you will know, the big handsome is my famous Song Dynasty general, defeating a little-known Xiao Huo'er is nothing, the battle of the partial pass, can be called the earth shaking, the big marshal used the partial pass as a bait to lure Xiao Huo'er into the city, and then detonated the entire partial pass, and then the big marshal led the army to surround Xiao Huo'er who fled in panic, and finally captured it, and the Liao people who escaped were less than 100 people.

Xiao Huo'er was captured, the black bone poison was captured, and more than 30,000 Liao people surrendered prisoners and began to build a new city in Hequ, with the assistance of a large number of materials, the new city will be completed in the winter of this year. ”

Li Dongchu happily rubbed his hands and walked around the hall, took Li Chang's hands and said: "Join the army, since the commander can come back soon, we might as well take the initiative to assault and defeat the arrogance of Guo Hengchuan, the old dog." ”

Li Chang waved his hand again and again: "Don't take risks, don't take risks, wait for the marshal to come back and then make arrangements, now we can't afford to lose the soldiers, what kind of military merit is not as big as guarding the Yanmen Pass, we just need to hand over the Yanmen Pass to the marshal, the first merit is ours, we can't escape, and we don't need to compare with Lang Tan's ruffian." ”

Li Changchang Li Dongchu was a little disappointed, so he pressed him on the chair and continued: "Guo Hengchuan is not as hairy as Xiao Huo'er, this person is extremely spicy in his soldiers, let's get his two sons in our hands, this guy can still hold back the anger and attack the city with a glance, it can be seen that his city is deep, what if the gap we find is an ambush set by this old dog?"

If the raid doesn't go well, in case it endangers Yanmen Pass, you and I can't atone for our sins even if we die a hundred times, Dashuai has captured Xiao Huo'er alive, we have won this battle, and the four states outside Yanmen Pass are already fat on our dinner plate, as long as the 200,000 capital troops under the command of Guo Hengchuan Lao Gou are firmly tied to Yanmen Pass and consumed a little bit, it will be done, at this time it is we who need to be stabilized, not Guo Hengchuan, every day passes, Lao Gou's strength will be lost a point, and he will be weak, and after the arrival of the big handsome, The time of the old dog's death has come. ”

Li Dongchu nodded again and again and said: "The prison army is still insightful, the last general is reckless, ashamed, I will go back to the iron wrapping gate, and promise to hold on to it. ”

Li Chang, who breathed a sigh of relief, patted Li Dongchu's back and said: "The general has such a thought, the official will rest assured, as long as he can't hold on, Guo Hengchuan's old dog can't help us, and after the marshal returns to the army, the old man will ask for credit for the general." ”

Li Dongchu, who had a certain number in his heart, hurriedly left the marshal's mansion, and the military officer drank a stomach of water and followed Li Dongchu and asked strangely: "General, when did we have the idea of raiding Guo Hengchuan's army, in the morning, you also said that you would use the dangerous terrain of the iron door to consume this old dog alive, why did you attack again." ”

Li Dongchu looked at this soldier who had been with him for more than ten years and said angrily: "You know a fart, the entire Yanmen Pass Battle has nothing to do with the prison army, the battle is fought by us, he hid in the Shuai Mansion and didn't go out for a single step, and he couldn't see him on the front line, a few days ago he said that he was sick and almost died of illness, you also saw it just now, he looks like he's going to die?" ”

The military officer said: "Who in our Jingxi Army doesn't know that the prison army is a coward?" He just dared to bark a few times behind the big handsome, who would look up to him without the big handsome, what does this have to do with our raid? Let's say okay first, you can't raid, you can't raid, that's not to raid others, it's fucking to drill into the tiger's mouth, Guo Hengchuan is waiting for us to go out of the battle I'm afraid my neck is sore. ”

Li Dongchu smiled strangely: "You have been mixed with Lao Tzu for so many years, let me ask you, Da Shuai is a real white-fronted worm, do you have any other opinions on this?" ”

Joining the army said without hesitation: "This statement is a bit cold, but it is very appropriate." ”

Li Dongchu slowed down the pace of the war horse, looked back at the army, and said, "Why do you have to carry a thin dog behind the butt of a big white-fronted worm?" The relationship between the big worm and the thin dog seems to be pretty good, no, it should be really good! ”

Li Dongchu sighed when he saw that he still didn't understand when he joined the army: "The big insect doesn't care about the enemy on the battlefield, he cares about the cold arrow behind his back, the thin dog can't go to the battlefield, but he can smell the smell of the cold arrow, the thin dog doesn't dare to go to the battlefield, but it is most suitable to pounce on and bite one or two thieves who put cold arrows."

Lao Tzu didn't understand this truth before, so he took you to eat bran in Ningwu Pass to defend the city pass, the reason why Lao Tzu told the prison army that we plan to raid Guo Hengchuan, the purpose is to give the prison army a mistake, only let the prison army find our mistake, the prison army will live up to the name, it shows that he is serious about the prison army, and can also give his subordinates a correct warning.

If the supervising army is monitoring an army without any mistakes, brother, I tell you, it can only mean that one of the supervising troops and the chief officer of the army is a fool, and the supervising army supervises the army instead of the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven cannot be a fool, who do you say is a fool? ”

After joining the army with Venus in his eyes, he finally figured out this twisted and twisted truth, and then slapped himself hard, looked at his own commander with admiration, and said: "This fool must be made by us." ”

Li Dongchu slapped the horse's buttocks and galloped up, laughing at the wind: "Shangguan's favorite is his subordinates, who can do things, and occasionally stab Shangguan with a little Louzi, so that Shangguan feels that it is he who protects you so that you can make meritorious contributions, and at this time, no matter how much merit you build, Shangguan will not think it is a threat."

No one likes subordinates who can do everything and do everything perfectly, because in front of that kind of subordinate, Shangguan always thinks that he is a stupid donkey, such a subordinate, Shangguan doesn't suppress you, who does he suppress?

Lao Tzu used to be the kind of subordinate who did everything perfectly, Ning Wuguan never had an accident, and he never needed the help of Yanmen Pass, Gao Jixuan was a stupid donkey in front of me, haha, thinking of this, Lao Tzu felt that the dried vegetables he had eaten for more than ten years were purely self-inflicted. ”

Joining the army to catch up with Li Dongchu, he pointed to the cloud-shaped banner fluttering on the city wall and said, "Are you planning to do the same to Yun Shuai?" ”

Li Dongchu said with a smile: "Lao Tzu's little things are all learned from the big handsome, in front of him, it's uncomfortable to get an axe, in front of the big handsome, you can take it out if you have a lot of ability, and if you hide it, you might be whipped...... (To be continued.) )

PS: Chapter 2