Chapter 268: Nirvana, Life and Death Are Like Dreams
Far Eastern Hou Dugu's heart crackled, making the hall as silent as death.
"Okay, a certain pretended sorcerer doesn't know martial arts, you just forget it after hearing it, come and drink and drink" Dugu Xinci changed his face as if eating, and returned to his seat after saying that a few swordsmen were embarrassed, and began to raise a glass and drink.
"Far Eastern Hou, you said that the two of them, why didn't you talk about so-and-so?" Li Qingxia, the rhino canal jade sword, drank it all, and then shouted.
"Uh, and the person who is looking for the scolding himself? Well, what about the two of them, are they pretending to be arrogant, but in fact, they are humble in their hearts, well, don't believe it? Night white clothes Langjun, your background is not obvious, and a certain general, now there is no father and no mother, raised in Shaolin Temple, the academy grows, praised but depressed in the heart, isn't it? Thinking that if such a talent was born in a famous family like the Sword God Mansion Washing Sword Pool, wouldn't it soar to the sky? ”
"What about Yang Qiulangjun? Born in the Sword God Mansion, he has been called the Little Sword God since he was a child, but he knows his own business, you may not be able to reach the status of the Sword God, all your efforts are covered by the word Sword God, you are not convinced but helpless? ”
"But what about you Li Qingxia, that's really arrogant, without him, you're just simple, in other words, you should understand it, you are stupid and stupid, you have been educated to make a living from swords, Huanhua washing sword pool is the purest sword skills in the world, you are in Chengdu where no one can compete for power, the world is handsome, that is the world's thing, a certain in the Huanhua Sword Pool is the first class, a certain out is the signboard of the Huanhua Sword Pool, need to be gorgeous, need to be arrogant, need to look at the world"
"Is that right? It doesn't matter if it's not right, you don't care anyway."
Li Qingxia got a stupid comment, blinked, and sat down speechless.
Everyone counted the ten people who appeared, Bai Yujing was scolded by him for being a shrunken king, Lou Chunyu was scolded for being a rich sheep, Ge Yanyi was scolded for being a stupid cow, Ye Baiyi and Yang Qiu were cheap stinky farts, Li Qingxia was stupid and stupid, the jade knife was better, and if he was not scolded, he was unfamiliar, and now there are Yan Ran, Situ Yutong and Bai Kumei who were not ordered.
"Begging for scolding, begging for guidance" Yan Ran saw everyone looking at him, so he raised his hand and lowered his head and hummed.
"The general of the defeated army is too lazy to say it, you are all dead on the battlefield, what's the use of listening?" Dugu Xinci is not polite.
Dugu Xinci took a sip of wine and sighed, "Okay, look at your sincerity enough, say a few words, what about you, you have never seen blood, so-and-so, recently collected a lot of pigs and sheep, go and help slaughter it, ten heads a day, you can't see human blood, it's good to see the blood of pigs and sheep."
"Thou shalt consider thyself a knight, humble, honor, sacrifice, valor, mercy, truthfulness, spirit, and justice."
"Phew, go and ask Aloa without asking, did he think of this when he was fighting the enemy? As soon as the little lady stood in front of you, she remembered to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? What kind of shelf? What stinky fart? And thou shalt stand there as a foolish donkey, waiting for someone to slaughter you? ”
"What is the first rule of knighthood? It's a charge, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of you, rush over and say it, a few sword flowers of the white lady will scare you? Your Fang Tian painting halberd is a burning stick? Your legs went limped in Kitasato's bed last night? ”
"A knight can't even charge? What kind of knight are you? ”
"What kind of knight does a good knight practice? You look chic, don't you? It's obscene to look at."
"It's also a halberd and nine sections, why do you want to do it so quickly? Just rush over with a halberd and cut it, what do you want to do so much? What are you afraid of when your skin is rough and your flesh is thick? ”
"Or is it still that sentence, the warrior must learn to use the body as a weapon, and the halberd is still in the person? Didn't Fang Tian draw a halberd, you went to hang yourself? There is no weapon with a fist, the fist is cut off with the teeth, the teeth are broken with the head, the head is cut off, uh, you are dead"
"Got it? The most important thing for a knight is courage, what kind of knight does a stupid donkey who is afraid of death do? If you are afraid of death, go back to the feet of Yan Tianqi as soon as possible and beg for mercy, you can't die with him."
Yan Ran's eyes were red, his teeth were about to crush, and Situ Yutong on the side hurriedly grabbed him.
"How? Want to rush over and fight with someone? You are still a little tender, people say that you are stunned and stunned, and you are a soft-footed crab, if you want to make you look up to you, you strip naked and go to Chang'an Suzaku Street to run three laps"
"Don't dare? Don't even dare to strip naked and run away, and dare to send them to death? Do you know the war maniac? The wolf warrior fights in the sky, a certain let him strip naked and go to run three laps on the street, he can run four laps, a certain let him kill the whole family, he will never leave a little chick, look at you, say you two sentences and clench your fists? ”
"Aside from stripping naked and going for a run on Suzaku Street, what else can I do to prove that so-and-so is not a soft-footed crab?" Yan Ran asked with a long breath.
"Then you go and drink the three altars of burning knives," Dugu Xinci said disdainfully.
Yan Ran ran over and brought three jars of wine, patted off the mud seal, and drank it.
The crowd looked at him silently, very concerned.
After drinking the three altars, Fang Tian's halberd Yan Ran fell down violently.
"Wasted half a jar of good wine," Dugu Xinci muttered.
"Who else wants to be scolded?" Dugu Xinci shouted again.
Everyone looked at this radiant Yuandong Hou, and remembered his glorious deeds of scolding and killing the same science and technology in Hanyuan Palace, and instantly everyone turned their heads to look at Situ Yutong, there were still him and the little lady Bai left?
Situ Yutong got up helplessly and stood solemnly.
"You're good enough, you're a warlock, unlike them, you're gifted, you're good," Dugu Xinci looked at and praised.
"Seek the truth," Situ Yutong smiled bitterly.
"Really? Then you are a stupid mallet, the mallet is stupid enough, you are stupider than a mallet, don't be unconvinced, you are a warlock? What is the first rule of a warlock? ”
"The first criterion for a warlock on the battlefield is to protect himself, I have never seen a warlock who did not stand still when he was desperate with the enemy, where did you stand still and wait for someone to cut off your head? It's really an elm head, and it's also a celestial comet, and it's almost a stupid star."
"I know I can't be instantaneous, so I need to distance myself urgently? What is it when you stand? Don't have long legs? Can't run? Where can't you run in the sky and on the ground? Dean Qiao Zhi didn't teach you the Wind Technique? Didn't teach you the art of smoking? If you can't run, won't you charm your opponent's eyes? If you come up with a wind resistance technique and go up to the air, a smoke is so thick that the opponent can't feel the direction, hold on to four or five breaths, won't two icemen become? ”
"Also, I really don't want to scold you, you are an elm pimple, knowing that Ge Yanyi is a fast knife hand, and he has repeatedly condensed water into ice, so he can't use the water system spell? Don't understand the reason why the water is more flowing? The professors of the academy are stupid about your teaching? ”
"What opponent does you use what tactics, and this is a lesson for you? When you encounter a stinky fart like Yang Qiu in white clothes at night, you can still deal with it with the ice giant, and against an opponent like Ge Yanyi who can slash one hundred and eight sections, you should overcome rigidity with softness."
"Also, what do you mean by trapping people with icicles? Is it so neatly placed to look good? You won't use ice spikes? Does Ice Thorn understand? Pierce your opponent's feet instead of freezing him with freezing, mercy for your opponent is to murder yourself, but fortunately you don't have a teammate, whoever does your teammate will be killed by you."
"What about the end? Was he slashed by Ge Yanyi, right? Geyan Wing is the same, that knife should run two steps and then use it, so that this mallet will become two mallets."
Situ Yu's eyes hung his head, and his face was as red as blood.
"Okay, it's been a long time since I've said it's been so happy, I'm still begging for a certain scolding one by one, happy" Dugu Xinci raised his glass and drank it all.
"Well, you haven't scolded so-and-so yet?" A timid voice sounded over there, and when everyone looked at it, the little lady with white withered plum had a face as white as snow.
"Little White Lady? If you scold you, will you cry? ”
"Can't cry?"
"Will these sisters of yours fight so-and-so?"
"They won't beat you"
"Okay, you're a good person, you go back and practice hard, and strive to defeat a few more such heroes in the ring" Dugu Xinci pointed to a few swordsmen in white at night.
"Well, you'd better scold, otherwise you won't feel at ease," Bai Kumei said in amazement.
"Hey, a few of them scolded so-and-so, they didn't dare to seek revenge, so-and-so scolded you, do you really think that these sisters of yours will not tear so-and-so?" Dugu is not fooled.
"Far Eastern Hou will point out Bai Sanniang, right? A certain guarantee not to retaliate" Hong Lianhua hurriedly got up and assured that she was not a mallet, and she knew that tonight, although the person who scolded the Far Eastern Hou was eager to hit the wall, he was saying good words.
Bai Yujing was scolded, got a sword book, changed the folding fan to a sword, and there will be one more clever swordsman in the world.
Ge Yanyi was scolded, but he knew how to use the knife better, and when he practiced to the point where he could use his whole body, his knife skills would definitely go to the next level.
Lou Chunyu knows his shortcomings, and after improving the enchantment of his treasure knife, he will definitely be much stronger.
After learning the knack of controlling the sword, Jade Daoming was able to improve a lot.
After Yan Ran understood the effect of courage on knights, he was afraid that this little sister of his own would not be his opponent.
Situ Yutong put down his cleverness and improved his tactics against the enemy according to the strategy that this Far Eastern Hou said, which would also become more terrifying.
And Ye Baiyi, if Yang Qiu and Li Qingxia put down their shelves after being scolded, they would not be so stinky fart, they would be real swordsmen.
If your little sister can get guidance after being scolded, she will definitely gain something.
"Please advise the Marquis of Far East," the Seven Monsters of Longmen all stood up and requested.
"Okay, I haven't scolded the little lady yet? Well, let's ask Bai Erniang first, do you want to be a vase swordsman? Or do you want to be a real swordsman? ”
"Vase Swordsman?" White withered plum doesn't understand.
"You're a good-looking swordsman, huh? Vases? Of course, the vase is also useful, you look at the porcelain plate, Ambilight, how beautiful? How practical is it to be able to hold food? ”
"But it shatters with a slight drop, doesn't it?" Bai Kumei is not stupid, knowing that the vase swordsman is not a good word.
"Hehe, who can bear to drop such a beautiful vase?"
"I want to be a real swordsman," Bai Kumei said resolutely.
"Do you know what a real swordsman is?"
"Ten steps to kill a person and a thousand miles without staying?"
"That's an Assassin, do you remember a verse that someone gave you?"
"The plum and the snow are three points white, but the snow loses the fragrance of the plum." Bai Kumei must know that Dugu Xinci is not the most enchanting song of Xiaomei's charm.
"No, it's the ancient wall of dry plums, and the cold birds are high. Sitting quietly in the lonely window, the quiet sound turned into a moan. How, the dry plum is still on the ancient wall, and the cold bird is high. The real swordsman is lonely, the sword king Qiu Wu has never married, the sword immortal Li Mubai takes the sword as his wife, the sword is invincible and seeks the sword in the deep sea, the overlord sword Bai Lejun is still going to the North Underworld to adventure at the age of 100, the real swordsman has to pay the price"
"What does it cost to become a true swordsman?" Bai Kumei asked.
"Do you really want to be a real swordsman?"
"A three-year-old danced sword, and he still hasn't quit, and he really likes swords"
"Okay, let's say it, so-and-so's methods are all very evil, right? Are you not allowed to cry your nose? ”
"Don't cry"
"Okay, Yelushuang, kill her" Dugu Xinci suddenly took the case.
A knife light suddenly came, shining through the lights in the hall, Bai Kumei retreated suddenly, but the knife light still reached the neck, Bai Kumei closed her eyes helplessly, feeling a white gas coming out of the top of her head, her legs were weak, and she fell to the ground.
On the side, Hong Lianhua grabbed the knife with both hands and grabbed the knife shaft, but was pushed out by a huge momentum, and the nearest Li Qingxia also swung the sword out of the sheath and pointed directly at the eyes of the people, but the knife returned to the first gear, and broke Li Qingxia's incoming sword, and suddenly it was a straight split, and it was resolutely windy, and the target was still Bai Kumei's neck.
"Stop"
"What do you want to do?"
There was a great chaos in the hall.
"Okay, stop," Dugu Xinci calmly ordered.
In the middle of the night, Bai Kumei opened her eyes, but quickly closed her eyes, a bright horse chopping knife was across her neck, her skin was still in cold sweat, and her face on the knife was like snow.
"Okay, Ah Shuang went back to have a drink, your knife skills are slower? Let's drink less," Dugu sighed.
"Far Eastern Hou, what do you mean?" Hong Lianhua was pushed by the momentum, and when she got up at this moment, there were blood stains on the corners of her mouth.
"So-and-so said, so-and-so's method is a bit evil?" Dugu Xinci shrugged and sat down.
The white withered plum woke up, hugged Hong Lianhua and cried.
A group of little ladies from the Seven Monsters of Longmen looked at the Far Eastern Hou with hatred, and others such as the little ladies of the Witch Spirit Dance all looked at Dugu Xinci with unkind eyes.
"Little white lady, if you only know how to cry, you can still be considered a vase for you, right?" Dugu Xinci also mocked.
Bai Kumei broke free from Hong Lianhua's embrace and came over to give a salute, "I still want to be a real swordsman"
Dugu Xinci looked at the little lady in front of her, who was as weak as a cold plum in the wind, and sighed, "How does it feel like to die?" ”
"Well, there is a feeling of relief, my whole body is weak, and I feel that my soul is in a hurry to leave so-and-so," Bai Kumei thought about and replied.
"Nirvana's life and death are like a dream, donor, do you have an epiphany?" Dugu Xinci smiled and played the Zen machine.
"Nirvana of life and death? Well, I'm not afraid of death."
"Okay, you're not afraid of death, you're practicing your swordsmanship, and you'll become a real swordsman."
"Thank you for the advice of the Marquis of Far East"
"No thanks, you practice swordsmanship, swordsmanship is also guided by a famous teacher, Luoyang Sword Pavilion's swordsmanship is mainly light and spiritual, which is very suitable for the little lady to practice" Dugu Xinci continued to break the earth.
Everyone knows the grievances between Hong Lianhua and Luoyang Sword Pavilion, the story of her and the sword idiot in the autumn Yan Tang is almost a household name, Dugu Xinci actually said that Bai Kumei's swordsmanship was passed on to the Sword Pavilion, how can it not be amazing?
The people in the audience were in an uproar, but they saw that the Seven Monsters of Longmen did not make a noise, although they understood that this Far Eastern Hou was right again.
"Su's mother's surname is Su, and Su Youxing of the Sword Pavilion is the uncle of Su" Bai Kumei did not hide it.
"Well, if you don't have this joint, I'm afraid that there are seventy monsters in Longmen, and they will also be picked by the sword idiot in autumn" Dugu Xinci took it for granted.
"I still want to thank the Hou of the Far East, and I will thank you with a generous gift another day"
"Your sisters don't ask for some trouble is the best thanks, you need to remember that there is no withered plum in the world, plum blossoms do not die, but wither, you go to the bar"
Bai Kumei saluted again, and the little ladies in the Seven Monsters of Longmen were still hateful.
Nirvana's life and death are like a dream, who are the ten saints and three sages.
There are things that have no appearance from the congenital, and the words are not as good as the body.
(End of chapter)