When Pudding and Big Tooth came out, they called Gillian and went to Yecai's house, and the four little adults got together to discuss how to deal with the little overlord.

Big Tooth said: "Just go straight to the door, I didn't learn this work in vain." ”

Wild vegetables said disdainfully: "You just learned a trick and dare to hit the door?" ”

Big Tooth said: "My trick is amazing, I don't believe you ask Pudding." ”

Gillian said: "I'm scared of fighting, but I must give Brother Pudding an anger." ”

Yecai said: "Qi must come out, it's better to be like this, Xiaobawang still has some courses in the county, although he is naughty and rarely goes to it, but he will still go to the scripture course on the fifteenth day of the first month of each month, we might as well ambush him halfway." ”

Pudding said, "What if he doesn't go, why don't you wait?" ”

Yecai said: "No, because Master Chen, who lectures on scripture, is his third uncle, if he doesn't go, Master Chen will tell his father." If it really doesn't work, I can still call him in the name of the Master. ”

Pudding pondered for a moment, then lowered his head.

In a blink of an eye, it was the first day of August when the osmanthus was fragrant. It's already three poles in the sun, and Xiaobawang played too late last night, and he is still sleeping soundly in the bed at the moment. The servant Ruan Er came to the bed and said softly: "Young master, it's time to get up, just now the third uncle sent someone to urge, saying that the course of scripture learning is about to begin." ”

The little overlord rubbed his sleepy eyes and scolded: "Didn't the old thing go out of the house early in the morning, and learn to be a bird." ”

Ruan Er said: "But young master, today is your third uncle's class, I'm afraid it's not appropriate not to go, right?" ”

Xiao Bawang slapped his forehead, "Bad luck, I originally thought that the old thing could sleep lazily when he wasn't at home, but it happened to be the fifteenth day of the first lunar month." Seeing Ruan Eryu standing there, he shouted: "Why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry up and change my clothes for grandpa." ”

Ruan Er hurriedly fetched his clothes and served the little overlord neatly.

After a simple meal, Xiaobawang took Ruan Er and a few entourages on the road, and met Sun Zishou with three or four entourages halfway through, and the two people were combined into one, and more than a dozen people swaggered through the market. Everywhere they passed, the people looked to the wind and took refuge.

As he spoke, he arrived at a pine forest not far from the county school. The pine forest is not large, there are only a few hundred trees in total, and the back of the pine forest is where the county school is located. These trees were planted by Butaihui when he established the county school, and the original intention was to play the role of a windshield for the county school. Xiaobawang and his party talked and laughed, and waited through the woods to enter the school. At this time, Ruan Er, who was at the beginning, suddenly stopped, "Less...... Master...... And lo and behold. ”

When Xiaobawang heard this, he pushed Ruan Er away, only to see a person standing in the middle of the pine forest path with his chest crossed to block the way. Sun Zishou saw it at a glance, was stunned at first, looked at no one around, and couldn't help sneering: "Who should I be, isn't this a pudding known as the 'North Gate Pug'?" ”

They relied on the large number of people, and they didn't take the pudding in their eyes at all, haha. The little overlord said disdainfully: "You kid is really fateful, and he didn't kill you like that." What's the matter, the defeated generals can't fight again? ”

Pudding said, "It's too early to say who the defeated generals are. ”

Xiaobawang said: "So, are you not convinced, and you still want to have a good time with your grandfather?" ”

Pudding said: "Hmph, you were fighting on wheels that day, and the young master asked you to pick up a ready-made cheap one when I was tired." In normal times, I would have thrown you half to death if I went down with one leg. ”

Xiaobawang said disdainfully: "Just like you monkey, it's strange that you can sweep down your grandfather with one leg." ”

Pudding said, "You stand there and tell me to sweep it again." ”

Xiaobawang hehehe: "So that you can lose convincingly, come on." With that, he exhaled and took a stride.

The pudding didn't go over, and the little bully scolded: "Little dog, what are you waiting for? ”

Pudding pointed behind him and said, "With so many people around you, if I sweep you down, will it be okay?" ”

The little overlord said: "You all stand back and see how I clean him up." Sun Zishou and the others were full of confidence in Xiaobawang, and when they heard this, they took more than ten steps back.

Pudding walked over and rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have to say it in advance, no matter who wins or loses, I am not allowed to trouble my family." ”

"You talk so much nonsense, if you don't do it, grandpa will be welcome."

Pudding said, "Tell them to take ten more steps back." ”

Xiaoba Dynasty waved his hand, and everyone took ten steps back. Ruan Er said with some concern: "Young master, be careful, this kid is notoriously slippery." ”

The little overlord said disdainfully: "The thief is the most slick person, and he has no real ability, and the young master is not afraid of him like this." ”

Pudding grinned and said, "Then you have to be ready, the young master is going to make a leg." ”

After that, he walked in front of the little overlord, learned from the little overlord to exhale, and put on a martial artist posture. The little overlord just had a disdainful face, just waiting for the pudding to sweep his legs. As he had done last time, he swept his leg and humiliated the pudding again. Unexpectedly, before the thought was finished, I only heard a crisp sound, followed by a sharp pain in my right leg. The little overlord howled miserably and fell to the ground holding his legs, "Ouch Buddha! Pudding's plan succeeded, and when the little overlord fell to the ground, he stepped forward with two loud slaps. scolded: "Compared with your young master, it's far behind you." The little overlord will read upside down from now on: Wang - eight - small. ”

Sun Zishou and the others saw that the little overlord was suffering, and shouted: "Come on, don't let this little dog run away." ”

Pudding grimaced at the crowd and ran away. Many of the followers were agile, following the pudding closely, always about three feet away from the pudding. Pudding ran to the small dirt slope at the end of the pine forest and jumped off the dirt slope. The man wore a mask and held a bamboo pole with a bowl the size of a bowl. With a loud shout, he stopped everyone, waved the bamboo pole, and shouted: "Horizontal-sweep-thousand-army-"

Everyone was caught off guard, and they were immediately pulled down by the bamboo pole. Pudding haha, "If you chase after you, you will discount your legs, and see how you make dog legs." ”

Needless to say, the man with a bamboo pole in the mask is naturally a big tooth. Big Tooth is in ambush here, part of Pudding's scheme. He knew that the little overlord would not leave people all day long, and even if he defeated him, it would be difficult to get out, so he deliberately asked the big tooth to break off here. He was worried that the iron flat would kill people, so he found a thick bamboo to replace him. Looking at it now, thanks to the fact that the iron flat is not used, otherwise the person who was swept by the big teeth would have broken tendons and fractures if he did not die, and it would be a real trouble.

Pudding and Big Tooth, who were victorious, came to the side of the boulder by the river. Gillian and Wild Vegetables had been waiting for each other here for a long time, and they frolicked all afternoon, seeing that it was not early, the four of them walked home slowly. ”

Arriving at the door, Pudding was dumbfounded. The black-lacquered wooden courtyard door of the house was not hung on the door frame, but in the middle of the road. From the outside of the courtyard to the inside of the house, furniture was scattered all over the place. Pudding immediately realized that he was really in trouble this time, and he was worried about Bu Mao. shouted, "Daddy, where is it?" ”

There was no echo, and Pudding became more and more flustered, and found the house from the courtyard, and then found the courtyard from the house, but there was no one to see. I was feeling anxious, and I only heard a cough above my head: "Ahem...... Alas......"

When Pudding looked up, he saw Bu Mao riding on the branch of the sycamore tree, still holding a large cigarette pouch in his mouth. On the surface, he didn't see any injury, so Pudding was relieved and asked, "Daddy, what are you doing?" ”

Bu Mao rolled his eyelids, "Hide." ”

Pudding's eyes lit up, "Do you know they're going to smash our house?" ”

Bu Mao spit out a cigarette and said, "Sooner or later, there will be this day, and my father planted this sycamore tree in vain." ”

"You're so smart, you expected this day?"

"Hmm...... Ahem. ”

Pudding smiled happily, "Dad, don't blame me for saying that." ”

"Ahem...... Son, bring the ladder down and let Daddy come down, and I've been on it for three hours. ”

"Okay." Fortunately, the rotten wooden ladder at home was not smashed, so Pudding ran to the corner of the wall and moved the ladder to the tree, held the ladder with both hands and asked, "Dad, how did you get to the tree without a ladder?" ”

"Ahem...... Climb. As he spoke, Bu Mao went down to the ground and threw away the big cigarette pouch with a wave of his hand. Pudding felt bad immediately, and before he could turn around, he was already pressed on the ladder by Bu Mao. Bu Mao ripped off Pudding's pants, "I call you ruffian." A slap in the face. From the courtyard came the screams of Pudding: "Ouch Buddha! Daddy, I don't dare to grin—hey—yo—Buddha—"

Bu Mao beat Pudding with a fart, after all, he felt sorry for Pudding, and he didn't dare to use his strength when he first recovered from his serious illness. After a few small punishments, the pudding was spared. As the sun set, the two sat in the yard, staring at the bursts of black smoke coming out of the neighbor's chimney. Bu Mao turned over the bottom of the smashed pot and sighed, "Son, why don't you provoke them?" Since ancient times, the poor do not fight with the rich, let's smash someone's pot, and then buy a new one. But if he smashes one of our pots, we won't be able to cook. ”

Aunt Zhang, a neighbor, brought in a bowl of tortillas and handed them to the pudding. Pudding grew up under Aunt Zhang's nose, and she is one of the few people who likes pudding, so Pudding is also very affectionate to her.

Aunt Zhang counted down the pudding and said: "Pudding, you should grow up, don't provoke the Wang family in the future, the county lord can't afford to provoke you, you are dead." The Wang family has already spoken......"

"Ahem...... Cough. ”

Aunt Zhang glanced at Bu Mao, obviously, Bu Mao deliberately prevented Aunt Zhang from continuing. But Aunt Zhang still couldn't help but continue: "Pudding, they all said that you kicked the little overlord's leg off." The king said that if he did not see you for three days, he would break your father's leg and expel you from the city. Think of a way, where is your wisdom? You can't force yourself with those wicked people. Aunt Zhang chattered and left.

Pudding bowed her head and was silent, in a terrible mood. Although he also expected it before beating Xiaobawang, after all, the young man's temperament and temper are always greater than his reason. When the bad results are generated, but they have to face the reality, and the mind will mature. Isn't the human mind maturing in bumps and bumps? Pudding was depressed, and ran to the boulder by the river at night to think about it for a night.

In the afternoon of the next day, the palace was in the house. Huang Langzhong, the best bone-setting doctor in the city, showed Wang Hongbo his injuries and applied some medicinal wine. Wang Qingyuan invited him to sit in the living room for a while, and asked, "Mr. Huang, how is the dog's injury?" ”

Huang Lang said: "Ling Lang just suffered some flesh injuries and some bruises, so it doesn't get in the way." Just ask, who can avoid bumps and bumps among young people? ”

Wang Qingyuan's hanging heart finally settled, and said, "Hmph! Thanks to this, otherwise, the puppy would have to pay for his life. ”

Huang Langzhong hurriedly said: "Master Wang must not be like this, to say a word of confidant, do you know what Ling Lang has done in the city in recent years?" ”

"This ......" Wang Qingyuan's old face turned red, he had long ears, and naturally understood what Huang Langzhong meant. embarrassed: "Alas, the dog has indeed been a little arbitrary recently. It's just that...... Alas...... Mr. Huang naturally knows the difficulties of the old man, and he really doesn't know how to discipline this son. ”

Huang Langzhong laughed: "That's why I said, 'Sai Weng lost his horse, how do you know if it's a blessing?' Ling Lang's lesson this time may be a good thing for him in the future. ”

"Oh, sir, please speak clearly."

"Hehe, Ling Lang has been too favored since he was a child and lacks discipline, so he has developed today's arrogant and domineering character. Now, when I met a pudding of the same age, I finally tasted some hardships, just imagine, let him suffer more when he was young, and restrain his temperament in advance, it is better than suffering in his career in the future, right? ”

Wang Qingyuan took a closer look, "Well, yes, what Mr. said is very reasonable." ”

"Then does Master Wang still want to expel the Bu family from the city?"

"Well...... this" Wang Qingyuan was silent.

"Hehe, it's not a secret, Master Qi once told me that the surname of the Bu family is scarce, but the distribution is very wide, and when you talk about it in detail, it is really in the same line, and I can't guarantee that Master Bu and Bu Mao have some kinship."

"Oh...... Is this really the case? ”

"Why don't you think about it, in the entire Linzi city, there are only a handful of cloth surnames. As far as I know, there is only one Bu Mao family in the city. ”

Wang Qingyuan smiled proudly: "Hehe, even if they have some relationship, what can they do?" Let's not talk about my brother who is far away in Jiangxi, just talk about Wu Governor's Mansion, and the old man is also a good friend with him. ”

"Don't you know that Pudding almost killed Ling Lang a few days ago, and Master Bu also knows about it, but he didn't dig into it, I'm afraid it's for the sake of Governor Wu's face."

Wang Qingyuan was not stupid, he naturally understood the meaning of these words, waved his hand and smiled: "Hehe, it's too far to say this." It's so common for children to fight, so why bother getting involved in two adults and telling outsiders to listen to the jokes. Furthermore, as Mr. said, dogs are stubborn and deserve some lessons. ”

"Master Wang is quick to talk, I won't say anything more, Ling Lang will walk as before in three days, and retire in the next."

Wang Qingyuan sent Huang Langzhong out of the house, silently pondering the meaning of Huang Langzhong's words. Huang Langzhong was obviously out of the matter, but between the lines, he was clearly telling him something. Wang Qingyuan was thinking about it when a villain appeared in front of him and stopped in front of him. Before he could react, the villain spoke: "Please say hello to Master Wang, I am here to make amends to Ling Lang." ”

Only then did Wang Qingyuan know who he was, and he couldn't help but take a closer look at the villain in front of him, only to see the pudding's nose and swollen face, and he was embarrassed. Wang Qingyuan immediately understood that this must be the masterpiece of his son, he beat this villain well, and they also kicked him hard. Thinking about it like this, I don't feel that my son is losing. waved his hand and said: "Forget about the crime, there will be no recurrence of incidents in the future, go ahead." ”

"What about reparations?"

"Hmph, can you afford to pay for it like this? Go and go. ”

Pudding was happy in his heart and said, "Master Wan'an." He turned around and was about to leave, but he heard a shout from behind him: "Stop! As soon as he turned around, he saw the little overlord limping out of the mansion door with a crutch. Pudding screamed badly, but had to stop. The little overlord looked at the pudding and said, "The puppy is your best, but this matter is not expected to be ended so easily." ”

"What does the young master want?"

"Hmph, it will take three days for my leg to heal, so you have to make me a dog leg for three days." After Xiaobawang finished speaking, he was obviously scolding the pudding, but he felt that something was wrong.

Pudding looked sad and said, "Okay, then I'll be your leg for three days." The words were fast, and the little overlord didn't hear it.

Next, according to the agreement, Pudding went to the palace every morning to serve the little overlord. He was ready to deal with the little overlord's dictates and make things difficult in every way. In order to make up for his mistakes, Pudding made up his mind to endure everything.

The little overlord is arrogant, but his eyes are not as good as pudding. After bullying Pudding for a while, he was bored, and asked Pudding: "Your leg skills are very good, what kind of kung fu is it?" ”

Pudding replied: "The young master is practicing the beginner's jack pendant, and I am practicing the iron leg skill in the door, so I am naturally stronger than you." ”

The little overlord is curious, and he has to pester the pudding to ask for cheats. Pudding had no choice but to say nonsense: "It's easy to practice iron leg skills, has the young master ever heard of iron sand palms?" ”

"I've heard it, it's said to be practicing in a hot casserole."

"That's right, the iron leg skill and the iron sand palm are the same practice, you practice the palm is to insert the palm into the pot, and even the leg skill has to be inserted into the pot."

Xiaobawang believed it, and immediately called Ruan Er to set up a casserole, and sent someone to the riverside to pull a cart full of river sand back. When the sand was hot, Xiaobawang couldn't wait to insert his foot down, and when he pulled it out, a string of burning bubbles burned on his foot. The little overlord knew that he had been fooled again, and shouted to his subordinates to put the pudding in the pot. The pudding hung over the pot, and his hand was quickly inserted and pulled out in it, just like no one. The little overlord couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and Pudding said, "What is this?" Even the oil pot can't help my iron legs. ”

Xiaobawang said: "If you dare to insert your legs into the oil pot, you will not be guilty of the past, and I will accept you as my follower." ”

Pudding said: "Okay, come to my house tomorrow at noon, so that you can see my 'leg into the oil pot' magic skill." ”

On the second day, Xiaobawang came to Pudding's house with more than ten followers. From afar, I saw a boiling oil pot in the yard, whirring with white gas, and yellow-brown oil flowers tumbling on it. The pudding told them to step back, and one of them stood in front of the oil pot, exhaling loudly, and dancing for a long time. Then, as soon as he lifted his foot and threw off his shoes and put them into the oil pot, there was immediately an exclamation. Pudding pulled out his feet, which were still hot and his skin intact. At this point, Xiaobawang began to have some reverence for pudding.

At noon, a banquet was set up at the Taylor Hotel, and the pudding also had seats. Seeing Ma Biaowen standing behind Yuan Zizuo, Pudding smiled evilly at him. Ma Biaowen was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he didn't dare to squeak.

Wu Renpu was entertaining guests at the adjacent table, and when he saw Pudding at the table, he asked, "Pudding, why don't you go fishing lately, it's getting harder and harder to catch live fish nowadays." ”

Pudding said: "I've been too busy lately, and the young master is not available." If it's empty, don't say it's your little hotel, but I'll provide fish from all the hotels in the city. ”

Wu Renpu said: "You kid don't blow, if you have the ability, you can send me fifty catties of fish tomorrow, and I will take you double." ”

Pudding looked at the little overlord and said, "I'm not free tomorrow, I'll have to do it the day after tomorrow." ”

Xiao Bawang said: "I am free tomorrow, and the young master also wants to go to the riverside to breathe, I will see how you fish." ”

Pudding pretended to be mysterious, and said in his ear: "I know a fish pool, which is full of fish and turtles all year round, and how much is fished and how much is replenished, and there is never a deficit." ”

Xiaobawang said curiously: "Is there really such a good place? ”

Pudding nodded: "Tomorrow, I'll take you to know, but God can only know, you know and I know." ”

The little overlord nodded solemnly, and didn't even tell Yuan and Sun, who were good friends. Early the next morning, he and Pudding picked up their fishing gear and came to the boulder by the river. Pudding told the little bully to climb to the top of the boulder to fish. Sure enough, the little overlord rod is not empty, in less than half a day, more than 50 catties have been caught, what carp, herring, grass carp, river crab, even Wang Ba has. The little overlord's happy mouth was crooked.

In the afternoon, Pudding and Xiaobawang carried the fish and turtle to the door of Tailai Restaurant, which startled Boss Wu. As soon as the scale was passed, there were three pieces of silver. Of course, Xiaobawang disdains these small money, and throws it all to the pudding, what he wants is the fun of fishing.

After Pudding sent Xiaobawang home, he went straight to find wild vegetables. Wild vegetables complained: "Why did you ask me to collect these fish and turtles for five cents of silver, but only earned three cents?" If this continues, can you afford to lose? ”

Pudding said: "Stingy, reluctant to let the child not catch the wolf, hehe, isn't it just two coins of silver?" ”

"What a big breath, two coins of silver! Have you forgotten the three coins of silver that you spent on the concubine in Huanglang? There is also half a fine lake silk, which adds up to nine coins of silver. ”

Pudding said: "The silver on Huang Langzhong's body was not in vain after all, he said a lot of good things for me." ”

After playing crazy with Pudding for a day, Xiaobawang was a child's heart after all, and he didn't fall asleep all night when he got home. At dawn the next day, as soon as he opened his eyes, he jumped out of bed, called his personal servant Ruan Er, and ran to the east gate with fishing gear. Needless to say, it is natural to go fishing, how can you have fun in such a fun place?

When he arrived at the boulder, Xiaobawang couldn't wait to take off his nakedness, plunged into the puddle of clear water below, and comfortably backstroked.

Ruan Er took the fishing tackle out of the basket one by one, and a heart-rending shout came from the inside of the boulder, "Help...... Help ......" Ruan Er was startled, this voice was clearly his master's accident. Ruan Er hurriedly ran to the boulder, and saw that the little overlord seemed to be dragged by something, and disappeared without a trace under the boulder, and strings of bubbles appeared on the water surface. Ruan Er was shocked, took off his shirt three or two, and was about to jump into the water, when the recent rumor of the water ghost and river god came to his mind, and he was a little hesitant. But after thinking about it, his master had an accident, and he would never have good fruit to eat. He was about to jump, but when he saw a strange head with long horns suddenly floating in the river, Ruan Er was frightened and involuntarily took a few steps back. I saw that the strange head slowly advanced a little, and a voice came: "You are Ruan Er, the subordinate of the South Gate Palace, right?" ”

"Yes...... Be...... You...... You...... What are you? ”

"Bastard! You were born and raised locally, don't you know that I am the god of the Zijiang River? ”

"Ahh Ruan Er exclaimed in surprise, "You...... Are you the river god? ”

"Well, you're not too stupid, and the river god won't eat you."

Ruan Er suddenly knelt on the ground: "The ancestor of the river god spares his life, and the little one has never done anything disrespectful to the ancestor of the river god." ”

"Well, the god of the river is here to do something, if you do a good job, not only will you not eat you, but also put back to your young master, and the province will punish you."

Ruan Er said: "Sent by the ancestor of the river god, the small one will definitely go all out." Don't say one, it's thousands, ten thousands, and the small ones have no complaints. ”

"The god of this river was ordered by the Dragon King of the East China Sea to come to find a lost hairpin. According to my investigation, the hairpin is in your royal family. You go back and tell your master to hand over the hairpin within a day, and the river god will put it back to your young master, otherwise, I will eat him. ”

Ruan Er heard it, it was strange, the dragon king wanted a hairpin? But he didn't dare to say much, and hurriedly rode back to the palace. Seeing Wang Qingyuan tell what had happened, Wang Qingyuan exclaimed urgently: "Oops! My son. "I almost fainted.

The Wang family is such a lone seedling, or is it borrowed, how can he not be in a hurry? Hearing this, the whole family blew up. After Wang Qingyuan calmed down, he dragged Ruan Er, rewarded him with a big ear scraper, and scolded: "It's all your useless waste, didn't the government explicitly order that you should not approach the Zijiang River?" Why did you take the young master to the riverside? ”

Ruan covered his cheeks and didn't dare to argue.

At this time, the housekeeper Wang Yuan said: "Master, this is not the time to be angry with this dog minion, the most important thing at the moment is to try to save the young master first." Since the river god wants a hairpin, let's redeem the hairpin to the young master. ”

Wang Qingyuan said: "The hairpin is easy to say, but there are more hairpins in the whole house, what kind of hairpin does the river god want?" As he spoke, he looked at Ruan Er.

Ruan Er said: "The river god only said that he wanted a hairpin, but he didn't say exactly what it was, and the little one was in a hurry to send a letter to the master and forgot to ask carefully." ”

Wang Qingyuan said: "Okay, come on, throw this dog slave into the river, go to the river god and ask carefully." ”

Ruan Er knelt down in fright and cried: "Master, don't, the little water is not good." ”

Wang Yuandao: "It's really strange, what's the use of the Dragon King asking for a hairpin?" ”

Wang Qingyuan kicked Ruan Er, "It's all useless for this dog minion, when I saw the river god, I was scared to pee my pants, and ran back without asking anything - is that the dragon king a woman?" ”

Wang Yuan blinked his eyes and had an idea: "Master, it's better to be like this, since the river god is sure that the hairpin is in our house, simply put away all the hairpins of the ladies in the house, and hand them over to the river god, let him choose, maybe the river god will put back the young master when he sees that I am sincere." ”

Wang Qingyuan nodded when he heard this, and said, "Go and spread the word to each room and ask them to hand over all the hairpins immediately." Wang Yuan nodded to do it, and Wang Qingyuan shouted behind him: "No! Including the maids, all the female dependents will be handed over within a quarter of an hour, and if anyone does not hand them over privately, once I know it, hum, I will beat her half to death. ”