5. Celebration banquet
I think people must toss more, life lies in tossing, for example, this time, how many times has the ghost gate turned, it is estimated that Lord Yama is in a hurry, but I still escaped!
But I also think that if I don't die, I won't die, so if I don't toss, I don't even have to turn the ghost gate, I won't even be caught, and I don't need friends to save me.
Tossing and not tossing is actually about the same......
Thinking about this true meaning of life, Empress Yang Qiurui took me to the emperor's celebration banquet.
Luckily, no one paid attention to me.
I'm just a small character.
Jin Yuguang, head of the household department, stood in front of Prime Minister Li Guozhong: "Have you thought about what to do in Chang'an?" Ha, maybe you've really thought about it, all you want is to give up Chang'an! Now all the royal departments and all the armies in Chang'an, including the imperial army, the government army, the ministry army, and the clan army, have run out, and the rebels have occupied Chang'an. The imperial capital of the Ming Empire was actually occupied! What do you make your four billion subjects think? How did you become a prime minister? β
Emperor Zhu Honghua: "Hey, Jin Yuguang! Don't speak so harshly, that's what I approve. β
Jin Yuguang's face turned a little red, and he immediately said: "It turned out that His Majesty personally approved it, and it must be the emperor's reason." But the prime minister didn't tell me about it, he simply didn't trust his colleagues! β
Prime Minister Li Guozhong: "Only a few core people know about this matter, and of course unrelated outsiders don't know, otherwise how can Liu Xingchao be brought down!" Who knows if you hooked up with Liu Xingchao? β
Jin Yuguang's face flushed slightly: "Then tell me how to recover Chang'an?" Now it's full of forbidden troops. β
Li Guozhong touched his chin: "Mountain people have their own clever plans, and I calculated every step of the way!" β
Jin Yuguang: "Then you talk about it, let's open our eyes when we say it, otherwise people will think that the prime minister is doing it behind closed doors." β
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At this time, one person stood up, and it was actually Zhou Haiyi, the vice president of the Senate Association!
The person next to him was Wu Yushu, also a member of the Senate - I had seen his profile, so I knew him.
Oh, for such a big matter, there must be the participation of the senators, otherwise how dare you rely on the outside court!
There were actually four Forbidden Army commanders sitting next to them. The four commanders sat like that, wearing a full set of forbidden army uniforms, black uniforms, red tassels, general's epaulettes, and military caps on the table in front of them.
Zhou Haiyi stood up and said:
"There are 600,000 forbidden troops in the Central Plains, but these are all cannon fodder in Liu Xingchao's eyes.
Liu Xingchao doesn't trust them, why should they be loyal to Liu Xingchao!
The Senate has placed a lot of people in it, and if the situation is optimistic, all 600,000 forbidden troops will be loyal to the Senate; If it's not good, half of it is our people.
And as soon as Liu Xingchao died, 600,000 people were all our people.
As for the more than 100,000 forbidden troops in Chang'an, they are all descendants of Liu Xingchao. It's a bit difficult to rebel all of them, but now that the world has decided, they can't afford to bury the traitors, right?
The Praetorian Army in Chang'an was in some trouble. From soldiers to generals, they were all promoted by Liu Xingchao alone, and even the weapons and equipment were equipped by Liu Xingchao, so they may really rebel. However, as long as the other Praetorian Troops are loyal to us, the Praetorian Army will have no chance.
Also, the commander of the 1st Army, who was in charge of guarding the palace, was a pawn we stuffed into him, and he had been lurking for 20 years. After 20 years, it finally came in handy! So the palace is also ours. The palace is ours, and it is much easier in other places in Chang'an.
Liu Xingchao is the most difficult guy I've ever seen, and he can even invent technology on his own!
Next time, we'll never look for such a difficult manager again.
When we have eliminated Liu Xingchao, we will rebuild the forbidden army.
The Inner Court and the Forbidden Army will remain as loyal to His Majesty the Emperor as ever!
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Prime Minister Li Guozhong stood up and said: "Your Majesty, the inner court does have too much power, such as the various ministries of the imperial court, the minister is the inner court, and the deputy minister is the outer court, it is very unreasonable, how can the power be done without constraints!" I would suggest that the royal departments should be half and half β of course, the new governor would be appointed by the Senate and would be ranked higher than the Prime Minister. We still think that the inner court comes first, and the outer court comes secondβof course, the senators rule everything. β
Zhou Haiyi: "The prime minister is really high-spirited!" β
Li Guozhong: "Everywhere, it's all for the emperor!" β
At this time, Yang Mingyang, Minister of Survival and Minister of Law, also stood up: "The order of the Ming Dynasty has collapsed to a certain extent!" In the battle just now, civilians fled for their lives on the road, and actually occupied the road of the army, and did not even listen to the order to go to the left. We ordered them to plug the guns of the rebels, but they didn't listen. What is the use of these subjects? The sense of order and morality of the subjects must be strengthened, and they must know that they are more afraid of the law than death! β
As he was talking, another person came in the hall, and when I saw it, there was another acquaintance - Lu Chengzhi, the commander of the Jinyi Guard.
He stared at me as soon as he came, but he didn't say anything, what he said was, "The mission has been arranged, and the spies have been dispatched." β
Prime Minister Li Guozhong said to Queen Yang Qiurui: "Niangniang, what does Sichuan mean? β
Yang Qiurui: "I don't care about this. β
Yang Qiujin next to him said: "Sichuan? Do you mean what I mean or what my dad means? β
Li Guozhong: "This ...... What's the difference? β
Yang Qiujin laughed: "The difference is big, in fact, it's the opposite." What my dad supports, I definitely oppose; What my dad opposes, I firmly support! I just like to fight with him, haha. β
Li Guozhong: "What about Ling Zun's attitude towards the mainland?" β
Yang Qiujin: "You think too much, he doesn't care about you at all." So, I don't care about you either. β
Li Guozhong: "What I want to know is that you also have an army in Chang'an. When we attack Chang'an, what will happen to your army in Chang'an? β
Yang Qiujin: "Look at the excitement? β
Li Guozhong wanted to think of Yang Qiurui.
Yang Qiurui frowned and said to her brother, "Brother! β
Yang Qiujin waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay!" I'll also help you fight, in fact, I also like to fight the water dogs, it's pretty cool. β
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Prime Minister Li Guozhong said: "With the help of the Sichuan Divine Army, the elimination of the rebels and the domination of the world this time are just around the corner!" β
Yang Mingyang, Minister of Survival and Minister of Law, also said: "The prime minister's trick is really high, it's really high!" After the rebels are eliminated and the world is unified, I suggest that all eunuchs be abolished! The eunuchs in the palace can't stay any of them, these people have less physical things, and they are psychologically perverted, and they naturally do some perverted things in their behavior. Besides, these people don't have children, they don't give birth, they blow their whiskers and pat horses every day. β
Many people spoke one after another, patting the emperor and the prime minister on the back, and scolding the eunuchs for messing with power.
Seeing that everyone was excited, the emperor also said excitedly: "I think the same way, go back and remove all the eunuchs!" β
I looked around, there were about a hundred people in the hall, almost half of them eunuchs. Two senators, four commanders of the forbidden army, and several other imperial officials of the inner court who betrayed Liu Xingchao, the eunuchs and guards around the emperor.
These people were expressionless, as if it wasn't them.
The emperor said it very well, but I don't believe him. Anyone can leave the eunuch, but he absolutely can't. There are 100,000 palace maids in the palace and hundreds of imperial concubines. If there were no eunuchs, the emperor's green hat would not crush himself to death!
This is the harem, and at the imperial court, the emperor needs eunuchs more. Think about it, everyone has to think about their children, so that only eunuchs can be loyal to the emperor! There are so many descendants of the local tyrants of the Shi clan, will they be loyal to the emperor? The literati are self-righteous, and they believe in books more than in their fathers. Jianghu wanderers have no reputation, they are loyal today, betrayal tomorrow, and there are many slaves with the three surnames. This is especially true of relatives, in fact, most of the changes in the dynasty are good things done by relatives.
When the emperor is exhausted, he will not be looking for a eunuch at that time!
If the system does not change, everything is nonsense.
Also, this is just the imperial court, do you think there are fewer eunuchs in the people?
According to my current reality, on average, each woman has ten children, and as long as a couple has 13 generations, the world's population will reach 4 billion! Twenty-five years per generation, which is only more than 300 years. Let's think about it, just one couple has bred four billion people in more than 300 years, so what can I do with four billion people in the Ming Dynasty today......
However, from tens of thousands of years ago to the present, there have been four billion people in all dynasties. What does this mean? This shows that these billions of people, even the emperors, are all eunuchs.
I have a feeling that this is a world of eunuchs, and everyone can't leave a trace in this world, they have no offspring, no thoughts, and they are confused.
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Just as he was thinking about these questions, another person entered the hall.
He saw me, I saw him, and I was amazed.
This person is actually Xu Hongzhi, the head of the Royal Intelligence Service! Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court, also asked him to spy on the outer court, this is still a fart, he is a spy of the outer court!
Xu Hongzhi pointed at me, his hands trembled a little, and said, "This person is a henchman of the inner court!" Liu Xingchao trusts him very much! What are you doing with him! Kill him! β
Jinyiwei commanded Lu Chengzhi: "It was the queen who ordered me to release him." β
Prime Minister Li Guozhong asked the chief: "Nan'er, what's going on?" β
Queen Li Fangnan: "I ......"
Yang Qiurui: "I put it." β
Prime Minister: "Queen, this person ......"
Li Yuyao stood up: "It's none of the queen's business, I'll let it go!" This man is my friend. Who has an opinion? β
Xu Hongzhi, director of the Intelligence Department: "Holy Maiden! This man was sent by the Governor to monitor you, and this man is the core of the inner court! They rebelled! β
Li Yuyao: "Nonsense! Didn't I know he was there to spy on me? I like this guy a lot, what's the matter? β
Jin Yiwei commanded Lu Chengzhi: "This person is very bad, he must be killed!" β
Li Yuyao was furious and yelled at him: "Get out!" You're in charge of my business! β
Xu Hongzhi: "This person is a rebel ......"
Li Yuyao: "What's the matter with me?" At least they didn't betray their master! I remember that you are often with Liu Xingchao, and you are also a eunuch, but you haven't killed the director of the secret department to betray your friends and seek glory, don't you rebel? β
Xu Hongzhi: "But I am loyal to the emperor!" Monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, fathers and sons, is there anything greater in the world than being loyal to the emperor? When I leave the governor, this is not a betrayal, this is a renunciation of darkness and surrender to light! β
Li Yuyao: "! Emperors and morality are deceived by us, and only mortals treat them as treasures! β
The commander of the Jinyi Guard, Lu Chengzhi, shouted to the holy woman: "Bold! How dare you say such a thing! β
He turned to the ministers and said, "Why don't you arrest her?" β
No one paid attention to him, and a strange expression appeared on his face.
Everyone's faces also had strange expressions, as if they thought he was weird.
Someone showed a look of disdain - this stunned young man thought that he knew everything as soon as he climbed to the top of the imperial court, but he didn't even know about the Holy Land.
Lu Chengzhi's face quickly turned into an extremely frightened expression, obviously he also understood the status of the Holy Maiden.
Everyone stopped talking.
I think I'm finally safe.
The saint is my only thigh, so I have to hold her tight.
Suddenly, a brocade-clothed guard rolled in with a stream of urine.
He's really "rolling" in. As he ascended the steps, he accidentally stepped on his embroidered spring knife, twisted his body, and crashed into the guard next to him, and his wingless black gauze hat also fell off, revealing his shawl.
He didn't care about any of this, and rolled and crawled into the hall.
He shouted: "The emperor is not good! Liu Xingchao and Li Feiyu were alive and fled to Kaifeng. Hundreds of thousands of forbidden troops are fighting in the Central Plains, and tanks and artillery are bombarding indiscriminately! β