Text Chapter 26 Silly Fork Boy
Xu Bao and Lan'er rode in a carriage and were followed by Wang Jian to the palace.
After coming to the palace, Xu Bao and Lan'er got out of the carriage and walked into the palace, Wang Jian followed behind his eldest brother and Lan's sister-in-law, because Xu Bao and Lan'er went out of the same room for a few days, Wang Jian also knew that Lan'er had become his sister-in-law now.
Xu Bao and Lan'er walked into the palace side by side, and behind them was Wang Jian following.
When he came to the palace, he saw the monarch sitting on a chair in the middle of the palace, chatting with several men.
When the monarch saw Lan'er and Mrs. Xu coming, he said loudly: "Lan'er, why are you here?" ”
At this time, one of the men took the lead in walking towards Lan'er and greeted him cordially: "Lan'er, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are getting more and more beautiful now." ”
Xu Bao saw that the man's fair face, thick eyebrows, and raised slightly rebelliously, with a bad expression in his smile, Xu Bao took a step out of displeasure, stopped in front of Lan'er, and said, "This son, please pay attention to your behavior." ”
But when the man saw the man who suddenly appeared in front of Lan'er, he said slightly angrily, "Who are you?" also dare to take care of my Xu Gongzi's affairs. ”
Xu Bao heard the other party's stinging words, and shouted unceremoniously: "Who do you care who I am?" As long as you're two meters away from Lan'er, I won't care about you. ”
The sexual man heard the angry exclaim, "Do you know who I am? Ate the bear's heart and leopard gall. ”
Xu Bao saw that the other party was becoming more and more presumptuous, and sneered: "Whose wolf dog was released without discipline." ”
The other party heard Xu Bao's words and said angrily: "Who are you scolding?" ”
Xu Bao sighed and said, "Damn! Some people pick up money and treasures, why are there still people picking up and scolding now! ”
Lan'er heard the words of her beloved, and lowered her head to cover her lips and chuckled.
At this time, the monarch of the patriotic country made the matter bigger and bigger, hurriedly got up and walked to the side of the sex Xu man and said: "Xu Gongzi, I misunderstood, this is my country's Xu Taifu, you are also the surname of the same voice, everyone is here to talk about it!" ”
The sex man said unhappily: "Who is the same voice as him, what is my identity!" What kind of thing is he? ”
Xu Bao heard the other party laughing at his identity again, and said with a smile: "This Xu Gongzi, please listen well, I am not a thing, I know that Xu Gongzi is a thing, generally only a genius like Xu Gongzi is a thing, we are all people here, and we can't compare with Xu Gongzi." ”
When the monarch heard this, he only shouted depressedly in his heart: "My God, how did you let this Xu Gongzi meet Mrs. Xu." ”
After hearing Xu Bao's words, the man didn't understand the meaning for a while, and said with a smile: "It's good to know!" ”
At this time, his tail next to him pulled the corner of Xu Gongzi's clothes, signaling Xu Gongzi Are you stupid? The other party scolded you and you don't know yet?
But the man glared back at his follower, and saw that Xu Gongzi from his country was so stupid, and hurriedly said: "This is Mrs. Xu!" No matter how my son-in-law says, he is also the son of a country, and you can't scold people around the bend, right? ”
At this moment, the man who allowed the sex realized that the words just now were not flattering himself, but scolding himself.
scolded angrily: "You are so bold, you dare to scold me." ”
"Oops! You said that I scolded you, don't spew blood. ”
At this time, the man who allowed sex stumbled and said, "You scold me for being something." ”
Xu Bao responded: "Okay then! I retract this sentence, then you are not a thing, right? ”
The sex man heard it and said, "That's pretty much it! ”
When the person who was following Xu heard his son's answer, the truth slapped him to death. I've seen stupid people, I've never seen such stupid people, don't you turn your brain?
Lan'er lowered her head and covered her lips and smiled, Wang Jian also understood the general meaning of her eldest brother, and turned around and smiled.
The Monarch of the Patriotic Kingdom was a little too big at this time, thinking that you Xu Gongzi had nothing to do with Mrs. Xu, what kind of fight did you follow, aren't you just uncomfortable? I was caught by him because of the wine.
Xu Bao saw that it was also suitable and stopped, and asked: "If it's okay, Lan'er and I will go back first, and the gambling deadline will soon be up, and I will go back to train those personnel." ”
The promising man heard the gambling contract and asked the patriotic monarch, what kind of gambling contract is this kid. At this time, the man who had sex forgot everything he had just done, and the monarch of the country was relieved to know that Xu Gongzi's son of Xu Guo loved to gamble. said: "It is the bet that my country's Xu Taifu wants to defeat four thousand soldiers with one thousand soldiers." ”
"Oh! And this matter, he really dares to bet, can I also participate in this gambling contract? ”
When Xu Bao heard this, he had a bad idea in his heart, and interjected: "You also want to bet, you can, but you must have a bet." ”
"Huh! Can't I afford to gamble? As long as you have the ability to win, my bet is a thousand horses and a thousand good armor. What do you think? But if you lose, you will be a slave for me, and stay away from Lan'er. The man who had sex saw that Xu Bao was very close to Lan'er, who he liked, knew that the relationship between the two was not ordinary, and he was very jealous in his heart, and wanted to trample Xu Bao under his feet in this way.
When Xu Bao heard the other party's bet, he was happy, so he pretended to be like an expression and replied slowly: "Okay then! I also gave my life once, and I still don't believe I can't win. ”
Seeing Xu Bao agree, Xu Gongzi hurriedly said: "There is no basis for what you say, let's still make a note in front of everyone, I'm afraid that someone will default on the account when the time comes."
Xu Bao pretended again, "No need! I'm not the kind of person who doesn't tell my word! ”
The man who allowed the sex hurriedly said: "Are you trying to lose your debts?" ”
Xu Bao pretended to be annoyed and said, "Okay, I'll sign it, who is afraid of whom!" ”
The two signed the gambling contract in front of the patriotic monarch and the envoy of the state of Xu. But before signing, the envoys who came with Xu Guowei followed Xu Gongzi all whispered to persuade Ziguo Gongzi, but Xu Gongzi didn't hear it and had to participate in this gambling contract.
The two signed a gambling contract, one for each person, Xu Bao put away the gambling contract, and was extremely happy in his heart, thinking: "Actually a friend to a stupid character." ”
Xu Bao said: "Okay, then the competition will start tomorrow, and you will come to the Patriotic Training Ground to watch the battle." At that time, there will be a witness from the monarch Lao. ”
The Patriotic Monarch laughed and said, "Where is Mrs. Xu!" ”
"Sovereign, then Lan'er and I will come back first."
The gentleman nodded, but the man who promised him was also talking to Lan'er? was pulled by the patriotic monarch and talked about other things.
Xu Bao and Lan'er hurriedly walked out of the palace, Wang Jian followed behind the two of them, and asked with a smile: "Big brother, you are too funny, you brush that goods like a monkey." ”
"Alright, stinky boy, let's go back and talk about it."
Xu Bao, Lan'er and Wang Jian got into the carriage and went straight to Lan'er's mansion.