Section 2 Bloodbath caused by hairpins 1
Pudding won a big battle, not only angered Big Tooth, but also got a hairpin for Gillian for free, not to mention how happy he was, and ran home with a jump. When he arrived at the door of the house, Pudding first glanced into the house, but there was no one! No one entered the yard! It's strange. I only heard someone outside the hospital shouting: "Pudding's father is back?" ”
And then there is - "ahem...... Hehe......" is an answer. Pudding knew it was his father who had returned. It seems that Daddy is worried that something will happen to him, and this is going to the Yamen. Pudding thought, his heart warm. But as soon as the door rang, Pudding immediately became a little angry. I saw Bu Mao come in with a pig's head meat in his left hand and a pot of wine in his right hand. Lao Bu doesn't drink, but today he actually sold a pot of wine for the first time, Pudding was a little dumbfounded, thinking, his son was almost locked up, and his father still drank?
I couldn't help but ask angrily, "Dad, what are you buying wine for?" ”
Bu Mao glanced at him and replied, "What can you do?" ”
"When did you start drinking?"
"Today."
"Wine and meat?"
"Celebrate."
Pudding took advantage of Bu Mao's inattention, snatched the wine jug and ran, "Are you my father?" Mother, where are you? ”
Lao Bumao said angrily in the back: "Put it down." ”
"I-just-no-"
Lao Bumao took out a cigarette pouch pot more than a foot long from behind his waist, and two words popped out between his teeth: "Begging to beat." ”
Then, waving a cigarette pouch and chasing the pudding, the pudding was running around. The pudding was chased in a hurry, and he stepped on the air and fell out, the wine jug shattered, the wine was spilled on the ground, and the yard was suddenly filled with the smell of medicine. Both of them were so tired that they didn't run. Puddingch asked, "What's the smell of medicine?" ”
Xu Ye happened to come in and said, "Medicinal wine should naturally have a medicinal smell." Xu Yecai is the same age as Pudding, he is not only a classmate of the county school but also one of Pudding's friends, and the friends call him "wild vegetables". Wild vegetable daddy is a county servant, the family has an ancestral secret recipe for making medicinal wine, most of the time he has nothing to do, just make medicinal wine at home, and his mother sets up a stall along the street. However, Lao Xu attaches great importance to learning, and the family does their best to provide Xu Yecai and his brothers with education, hoping that he will have a good future in the future. Therefore, to this day, wild vegetables are still studying, and there is not much time to come out to play.
Yecai said: "I heard from afar that your yard killed pigs, and it turned out that you broke the medicinal wine that your father just bought." ”
Puddingqi said: "Dad, how do you buy medicine and wine to drink?" ”
Yecai said: "It's really stupid, uncle, he knows that you have to suffer the water and fire stick when you enter the yamen, so he specially went to my house to buy the medicinal wine." Only then did I know that you have been making such a fierce fuss recently, even You Laohu dare to provoke you, tsk, you deserve to be my boss. ”
Pudding's heart warmed again, looked at his father, and said with some guilt: "Dad, then why do you still say celebrating?" ”
Yecai said: "Celebrate that you weren't beaten, how can uncle have your stupid son." With that, he looked at Daddy Pudding flatteringly.
Pudding said: "You are like father and son, I will go to your house to recognize my father." With that, he turned around and went out. Wild vegetables shouted behind him, and the pudding didn't stop. Bu Mao lit a cigarette pouch and said to the wild vegetables, "He buys wine." ”
Pudding was surprised by his father for the first time, and thought: My father knows everything he does, why don't I know what my father thinks? It's very unbalanced to think about it like this. The so-called knowing son Mo Ruo's father, from this point of view, Bu Mao is not his father, who is his father?
After a while, the pudding returned a pound of white gan, and the grandfather sat in the courtyard, smacking one person at a time, listening to the pudding tell the story of the yamen. Pudding, with his two rows of sharp teeth and a three-inch tongue, could not but blow endlessly, foaming at the mouth.
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There was nothing to say all night, and on the morning of the second day, a subordinate came to Xuncuifang with a message to Pudding: Tang Rongqi was watched too closely by You Laohu, and he couldn't get out of Xuncuifang for half a step, so he asked Pudding to go in person, one thing for another.
When the pudding pondered, it was a bit like the feeling of a Hongmen banquet. If you don't want to go, you're afraid of disappointing Gillian. For Gillian's sake, Pudding made up his mind that even if it was the Longtan Tiger's Den, Young Master Ben would break into him.
The pudding didn't want to be recognized by You Siniang, so she stood in front of the mirror and deliberately dressed up, put on a silk gown that she only wore during the New Year, and combed her hair with a comb dipped in vegetable oil. Not to mention, the pudding has a good foundation, and this is a little more like a rich boy when you dress up. Then, Pudding tethered his treasure bag firmly to his waist. What is a treasure bag? What treasures can a child from a poor family have, of course, is not gold and silver jewelry, but the small objects in it are all practical playthings accumulated by the pudding over the years, such as: a small bag of white ash, a small pair of scissors, a few large sewing needles, a ball of thread, a bundle of fishing line...... There are no valuable things, but there are many wonderful uses, I will not list them all now, and the officials will know for themselves in the future. Everything is ready to go!
As he spoke, Pudding came to the door of Xuncuifang.
At this time in the afternoon, when Xuncuifang's business was the lightest of the day, You Siniang sat on the chair at the door, yawning lazily, and watching the people on the street boredly. If it had been any other time, she would have called the ladies to the street to pick up customers, but at this moment, most of the ladies were also taking a nap, and it was in vain to go to pick up customers. It's better to nourish your spirit and earn enough money at night.
At this time, two sparks suddenly appeared in her pupils, staring at the childish boy who was still smiling at her.
Needless to say, this boy must be the pudding who came to Tang Yuqi for a date. Tang Rongqi agreed with Pudding on this time, and in order not to attract You Laohu's attention, he specially asked Pudding to come to Xuncuifang in disguise to find Tang Rongqi.
But the level of pudding disguise is not professional, You Siniang only glanced at it and put it on, so she had to come over with a smile and say hello: "How is Aunt Four?" ”
You Siniang snorted coldly: "Yo, isn't this Young Master Bu?" Who is your fourth aunt here? I can't afford it, old lady. ”
Pudding said: "Didn't we recognize our relatives in the court?" The four aunts and nobles are forgetful. ”
"Oh, the old lady only remembers that in the court, she almost made you angry,—— you little monkey must have been commissioned by someone to set the fire, right?"
Pudding said: "Where is it, the kid was forced to be helpless a few days ago, so he did such a hurtful thing, and the fourth aunt should not be surprised." No, in order to show sincerity, I specially cheered the fourth aunt today. ”
You Siniang said suspiciously: "They all say that you are a bad thing with a bad stomach, how can I trust you?" ”
Pudding took out seven or eight pieces of silver, tossed it in his hand, and said: "The kid was looking forward to coming to Xuncuifang three years ago to play a trick, and now that he has finally grown up, is the fourth aunt going to have trouble with the money?" ”
These words amused You Siniang, and said: "How old were you three years ago, I can't see that you are a little thing, you are born with a lewd bone." Hmph, that's it, anyway, in my territory, the old lady is not afraid of what tricks you play, come and have fun, if you have any crooked ideas, be careful to break your legs! Go ahead. ”
"That kid is in, Aunt Four, you rest." Pudding grinned as he walked into the first-floor hall.
You Siniang looked at the back of the pudding, and couldn't help but say secretly: This bad thing is a small point, and in a few years, it will really be a talent. After pondering for a while, he was still not at ease, called out to his subordinates, and secretly stared at the pudding.