These days we are quite comfortable, moving together in the morning, free in the afternoon, and having regular gatherings in the evening.

Every few days, a few newcomers will come - it turns out that the Dongfang family is here to recruit troops. The Central Plains is the center of the world, and they naturally regard Luoyang as their station, and people selected from various provinces come to Luoyang. A month passed, and the number of people increased, and there were probably no less than 100 people at the evening rally.

Dongfang Lu, who is in charge of the guild hall, has always said to us: "The head of our family is the general of Zhengbei, a second-rank official, who is older than the governor of the Central Plains, haha!" However, this is someone's territory, we have to give people a face, after all, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, you don't want to cause trouble, but don't be afraid, our family master is the general of Zhengbei, the second rank official, and he is ...... bigger than the governor of the Central Plains."

"But" is important, so what he means by this is: Cause trouble casually, the governor of the Central Plains is not afraid, and we will take care of you if something happens......

The fact is: these people have been making trouble in Luoyang.

I also often wander around Luoyang. If you look at how I use that word, you can see that I'm not happy with my behavior. But I can't help it, I've been bullied for too long! People always have to vent.

For example, the officials in Luoyang often checked people, and all civilians who did not have passes were either given money or killed. I often see them beating up people selling watermelons and jujubes. A few times I deliberately approached them, and they checked me, but found that I was actually from the Dongfang family in Liangzhou, and quickly begged for mercy in fright, so I scolded them with righteous words. I knew it was boring, but it was refreshing.

When I've had enough, I'll go to visit the whole of Luoyang.

The first thing I went to was the Luoyang Theater.

Luoyang Theater is too big! From the outside, it looks like an egg smashed into the ground, but the egg is an egg with a diameter of 100 meters - what kind of mentally retarded design of this thing?! I thought to myself, "Surely the inside of such a weird-looking building isn't it good?" Maybe it's dim and damp, and the pillars are everywhere. But after entering, I found that it was spacious and bright, and there was no pillar in a room of several thousand square meters!

The performances were also very exciting. At that time, the performance was "The Story of the Dugu Rebel and the Thief", which is one of the "Ming Dynasty Imperial Dramas", which describes the story of how a loyal minister overthrew a traitorous minister. That traitor is called Dugu Undefeated, he has a black face and a white face for a while, and he plays the emperor around, only listening to the sound of grinding teeth in the audience. That loyal minister is called Zhao Guangxin, and he will always be loyal to the country with a righteous red face. In the end, when the loyal minister beheaded the traitor, the whole audience gave a standing ovation. After the performance, the actors took a curtain call, and the audience applauded even more enthusiastically. At this moment, a man rushed forward and stabbed the traitor, who touched his stomach and pointed his blood-stained hand at the loyal audience. The audience applauded the most, and the people shouted, "Good! Good! Good! Stab him! ”

Next to the theater is the largest "Central Plains Star" hotel in Luoyang.

This hotel is bigger and weirder – it's a big square with sides of a few hundred meters! However, it is not high, only two floors. Countless women in Qinglou scratched their heads and gestured on it, and from time to time someone threw a handkerchief below, and the people below grabbed the handkerchief and sucked it desperately.

The small wine shop next to it is also very lively, and there are storytellers everywhere.

When I occasionally go to the township and county, I always like to listen to books, and now I have heard enough in Luoyang. Despite the exaggeration, I listened to them with great relish.

A person stood in the gap of the wine table, dancing and saying: "Today's talk is about the first master of martial arts vs. the second master of martial arts!" It is said that Zhang Liushun, the leader of the martial arts alliance and the head of Wudang, traveled all over the world, and one day, he came to Shaolin Mountain ......"

Frankly speaking, although I like to hear them talk about the rivers and lakes, I don't believe it. People always like to talk about things like "the world's martial arts rankings", "the world's top ten masters", "the top ten young talents in martial arts" and the like, but are those things true? I never believed in flying eaves and walls, I didn't believe in floating on water, I didn't believe in the flying of the sword, and I didn't even believe that Zhang Liushun, the leader of the martial arts alliance and the head of Wudang, could beat an ordinary person with a pistol.

People's attention was quickly attracted by the competition next to them, and they all ran over to watch.

It was a big platform, and the guise on the side said "Recruiting Relatives by Competition", and there was a young lady in the innermost, wearing a red cheongsam and a red turban, surrounded by the maid's mother like a starry moon.

A large number of people below watched and pointed at the top.

Someone said: "This is the Luoyang Lu family to their fourteenth lady Lu Dani to recruit relatives." ”

Someone said: "I don't know if Lu Dani is beautiful or not, she must be very ugly, otherwise how could she compete in martial arts to recruit relatives!" ”

A lot of people said, "yes, yes." ”

An old man on the stage was furious and jerked the bride's red turban open. There was a burst of surprise at the bottom, but Miss Fourteen looked quite marked.

A few young people quickly went on stage to fight. They fought quite happily, but where did those "Jiuyang Divine Skills", "Kanglong Have Regrets", "Xiao Li Flying Knife" and so on go? Not even the "Black Tiger Digging Heart" and "White Crane Bright Wings"! They fought back and forth as if they were fighting. You see, no matter how beautiful they start, when they fight, they are the standard "King Eight Punches"!

Just then an old man came up. He actually jumped from the ground to the three-meter-high platform in one step! Obviously, he must have had springs in his shoes. He can deceive others, how can he deceive me! The man was dressed in tattered clothes, with a red belt around his waist, a dog-beating stick in his hand, and a large bag on his back, which was the standard dress of a beggar disciple.

The old man on the stage said, "Brother, you are too old, go down." ”

The old man: "Compete to recruit relatives, whoever wins counts, what age do you care!" ”

The old man was quite powerful, and he seemed to have practiced hard qigong, and he broke his hands and feet with several young people, and he did it all in one move.

The old man looked around and yelled, "Who else? ”

The people below applauded.

Old man: "Since no one is coming, I will laugh at the little lady!" ”

At this moment, a person came up from the background. The man was skinny, like a smoker, but he had a long sword pinned to his waist.

The old man said to the old man: "Go down quickly, spare you from death, otherwise, my nursing home will cut you in half with a sword." ”

The old man arched his hand to the old man and said, "How can the old man say this......

Before he could finish speaking, before I could see clearly, the tall and thin sword was unsheathed and unsheathed.

The old man's eyes were round, and his eyes were looking towards the middle, as if he were cross-eyed.

The center of the cross-eyed eye oozes blood beads - the "center line" of his whole person oozes blood beads, and the blood beads are connected into blood lines.

The old man was halved, like two pigs killed by a village butcher.

The people below applauded even more.

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I was stunned!

Is there anyone in the world who can shoot so fast? What's going on? Could it be that some special device was attached to the sword so that the sword could be fired like a pistol bullet? Well, definitely.

Thinking of cracking another ridiculous magic trick, I triumphantly went on shopping.

On the wall next to it is a wanted notice for "Top Ten Most Wanted Criminals of the Ming Dynasty".

After reading it, it's basically cliché and completely useless information. Those so-called wanted warrants don't have anything, not even age or appearance, what a fart!

At the top of the list is the leader of the First Demon Sect, the Death Servant Sect. You read that right, just five words "Serving the Death Sect Master", I don't even know if he is a man or a woman, and I don't know his name. He is said to open the apocalypse and destroy the world.

In second place is the Soul Person. You read that right, just two words "soul man", I don't even know if he is a human or a ghost. It is said that he can put his soul into someone else's body and thus become immortal. People are not dead, what are you still wanting! If you catch it, you can't kill it!

In third place is nameless. You read that right, it's just two words "nameless" - what the is that! It is said that this person's martial arts are extremely high, so high that he killed 10,000 martial arts alliance leaders in seconds.

Ranking fourth to tenth is a name and a surname, but the name has a fart!

I suddenly had a myriad of thoughts - if the top ten wanted criminals and the top ten martial arts masters were put together, which of them would survive? If they were to fight the tanks and artillery of the forbidden army, who would be the best of them? If their martial arts cheats are printed and distributed everywhere, then my Daming is not full of martial arts masters?

As he pondered these questions, a man as thin as a skeleton next to him shouted, "Repent, sinner!" The apocalypse is coming! When the apocalypse comes, no one can live! ”

A few people next to him ran over and shouted, "Catch the Demon Sect!" Get rich! They kicked him violently, accompanied by the sound of bones breaking. They beat him for a while, then found a rope to drag him away, leaving blood trailing behind them.

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There was a sound of blowing and blowing on the street, dozens of people carried a fat-headed and big-eared person over, a big flag wrote "Luoyang Zhang", and the flag next to it read: "Central Plains filial piety, the first in the world".

People gave him a thumbs up and praised him for winning glory for the Central Plains.

I asked someone, "Uncle, what did this man do?" ”

He: "This person is this year's Central Plains filial son!" He steamed his seventy sons and gave them to his mother to eat, so he wanted to go to Chang'an on behalf of the Central Plains to compete for the title of 'Filial Son of the Ming Dynasty'. ”

A person next to him said, "What a filial son!" Last year, Shandong Kong killed sixty-five sons, one more than our Central Plains, so they won the title of 'Ming Filial Son', and this year I am bound to win the Central Plains! ”

People gave a thumbs up: "Win glory for the Central Plains!" Great! Glorious! Justice! ”

The first filial piety of "Twenty-four Filial Piety of the Ming Dynasty" is "Steaming Child's Mother", which is about a filial son in ancient times, and one day his mother said: "I have eaten everything, but I have never eaten human flesh." So her son killed his son and steamed it for his mother to eat. People just steamed a son, and later this example was emulated by everyone, and the filial sons all steamed their sons, you are filial to steam one, I am more filial to steam two, he is more filial to steam three, I am more more filial to steam four...... More and more every year. I guess in a few years, I'm afraid I'll have to steam 10,000 sons at a time.

The dutiful son was carried to a large smoking hall with the words "Smoking Cessation Hall" written on it. As soon as the man entered the big smoke hall and lay on the kang, he swallowed the clouds and spit out mist.

A couple of maids came over to beat him on the back and loosen his bones, and he squinted at a young singer singing. The singer wore an olive wreath and yellow and white daisies in her ears. While playing the piano, she sang:

"The first people rode on a white elephant

In the forest

Everything is wandering

The goddess came to earth

You see

There is hope in the world

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People rode horses

On the steppe

The grass grows and the eagle flies

And the chiefs came to the people

People are happy

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Craftsmen carry it hand by hand

On the plains

Wanxian County has risen from the ground

Dijing revealed

The emperor came to the Central Plains

The Central Plains is incomparably glorious

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The woman drove the wheel

in the fields

Spring sowing and autumn fruit

Everything grows

The Prophet came to Luoyang

You listen

Luoyang is full of the echoes of all things

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I didn't hear the lyrics because the doglegs drove people out and closed the door. Probably we listened to the song for nothing without paying, and they were not happy.

I didn't have much money in my pocket, and I wasn't too embarrassed to listen to people sing—even though I was qualified as a member of the Oriental family—so I left.

Thinking about this strange song along the way, I seem to have heard it somewhere, and I don't seem to have heard it.