Section 15 The Monkey and the Donkey
The function of standing on a high place is to see far, and when you look at others here, they will be smaller than in the flat ground. The yellow squirrel has probably sent Xiaoya, Xin Yue back, he came back from the mountain alone, there are two fish hanging on the top of the bamboo pole on his shoulder, with his pace swaying, he has no worries, only full of hope, although small, the life is delicious.
"Boy, do you really have to face the behemoth of the Dou family alone?" Li Gang looked at him from behind for a long time before he spoke.
"Master Li, you are the person I respect the most, I am fortunate to have your help when the kid is fighting alone, so that I have a moment of leisure, I can maintain a flat heart under the endless power dumping, you have reached the age of ancient rarity this year, the kid really can't let you charge into battle anymore, hide behind yourself to be idle, this time it is obvious that your majesty is going to do something again, take the kid to top the thunder, if I retreat again, it will make the world look down on me, take a step back and say, even if the kid fails, there is your majesty, It's no big deal, with you here, the academy will still survive strongly, and it will definitely bloom the most gorgeous flowers in the end, I am very confident. ”
Li Gang said with a smile: "The old man is also very confident, the academy now has five hundred disciples, it only takes four years for you to see the initial results, no, you have a splendid chest, don't be spoiled by these dirty things, if you go to work, the old man thinks that it is the creation of the academy, since you have made up your mind, then do it, the old man can't get involved in this matter, and if you leave the court, the old man is nothing for a long time, only you still treat me as a bad old man as a baby, hehe, old." I found a soulmate, although you are a little younger, but it doesn't matter, you should also go through some ups and downs, do it well. ”
A group of people came along the winding path. They did not have the leisurely and calm of the academy children, and galloped wildly in the mountains, startling a large group of black magpies.
Yun Ye and Li Gang glanced at each other, coming, so fast. It was only two hours after Pei Ying arrived at the academy, and they found this place accurately, it was worthy of being the gate valve, and the news was also well-informed, Yun Ye thought that he would have a two-day buffer time no matter what, but he didn't expect to face the Dou family now.
The family is indeed different, and he did not rush into the academy. Stopped at the gate of the academy together, and a brocade-clothed boy got off the horse and said to the guards at the door: "You go to tell Yunhou, just say that Dou Yanshan is visiting." ”
"Back to Gongzi's words, Hou Ye said that he was not there! If you have something to do, please come back another day. The academy's guards replied coldly.
The pupils of Dou Yanshan's eyes shrank suddenly. This guard doesn't seem to be a fool, what is the Hou Ye saying that he is not there, Dou Yanshan has traveled back and forth between the wealthy families in Chang'an, and no one has ever answered his request to visit like this.
"Childe, Yun Ye is obviously shirking, how can he say that he is not there. This is clearly teasing Childe, since he is shameless. We don't need to give him a face, what if we get in. After capturing Pei Ying, let's go back and dismantle him to vent our hatred for the little son. "The leader of the Dou family's guards seemed to be a little impatient, and wanted to show off his strength in front of the main family.
Dou Yanshan didn't pay attention to the guards, just tidied up his clothes, and the gallop of the horse just now made his clothes a little scattered.
Ordering the guards to wait at the door, he stepped on the steps of the academy gate and said to the academy guards with a smile: "Yushan Academy has no rules that not allow a scholar to enter?" ”
"Back to Childe's words. Since the day it appeared, Yushan Academy has never refused a visit from anyone. Whether it is the emperor's relatives or the poor people, of course Gongzi can visit the academy, the library of Yushan Academy, a total of more than 6,800 volumes, as well as the bamboo slips left by the previous generations of sages, silk books, rich in content, Gongzi can be seen, there is a dragon skull next to the library, the weight of the bones alone is more than 3,000 catties, very huge, if Gongzi wants to see it, it is in that white room, as long as you don't take it, visit with Gongzi. ”…,
The guards of the academy habitually introduced the situation of the academy to Dou Yanshan, which was originally their daily work.
The smile on Dou Yanshan's face became brighter and brighter, and he asked again: "I wonder if this son has the honor to listen to the lessons of Master Li and Mr. Xin of the Academy?" ”
The academy guard flipped through the class schedule next to him and said to Dou Yanshan: "Mr. Li has no homework today, Mr. Xin is about to teach the eighty-seventh chapter of the Book of Jin to the third-grade students. ”
"Are all the guards of your Yushan Academy literate?" Listening to the academy guards talk about their schoolwork, they are actually literate, this discovery made Dou Yanshan a little surprised, none of the guards behind him are literate, and the glory of the old family is not enough to shine on these rough people who only know how to fight.
Not only him, but the guards behind him found that the guy with the same identity as him was literate, and his eyes showed admiration, you know, if they were also literate, no one would want to be a dog leg in a wealthy family, and they would have run to the army a long time ago.
"Since you are literate, why don't you join the army, as long as you have the opportunity, it is not without a chance to have a wife, why do you want to be a porter?" Dou Yanshan seemed to have forgotten the purpose of his visit to the academy, and chatted with the gatekeeper with great interest.
Speaking of this, the guard of the academy unconsciously straightened his chest and said to Dou Yanshan: "There is still a year of time to listen to the class, I don't want to miss it, and when I finish the classwork, I will go to Zuo Wuwei and be a trainee team." ”
"Is there anyone in the guard who is literate besides you?" Dou Yanshan suddenly felt that touching the foundation of the academy seemed to be more important than what he had to do.
The academy guards smiled and answered: "Those who can't recognize words are sent by my marquis to go to the back mountain to quarry stones, saying that they want to recognize words while mining stones, if they can't recognize words, they will pick stones, and they will be mined until they die, such a stupid person might as well die to beg, and now there are seven brothers working in the quarry, and it won't take long to think about it, and I heard that the stupidest ones now know hundreds of words." ”
Dou Yanshan gasped, he knew very well how literate martial artists would be promoted in the army, it was difficult for people who could write and martial arts to get ahead in the army, and if it went on like this, it wouldn't take ten years for at least twenty percent of the junior officers in the army to be taught by the academy? This force is huge, even Dou Yanshan, who has seen a lot of big scenes, is secretly frightened.
Originally, he was going to reward the guards with some copper coins, but now that he found out that he was actually a scholar, he couldn't do it rashly, so as not to cause misunderstanding, and rewarding the reader This is an insult in Datang, and there are too few literate people now.
Dou Yanshan thanked the guard, and the guard also bowed and returned the salute, and his hand was drawn to the gate of the academy, signaling that Dou Yanshan could enter.
Before he got to the gate, he heard the guard say again: "Childe be careful, the gate of the academy is supervised by Mr. Gongyimu, there are some organs inside, but it will not hurt people, Childe be careful." ”
Dou Yanshan is also an elite figure of the Dou family, he has been proficient in miscellaneous studies since he was a child, and he also has some research on organ civil engineering.
Listening to the guard's words, he just smiled, in his opinion, the so-called civil engineering mechanism is nothing more than borrowing the terrain and using some exquisite lewd techniques to achieve the effect of four or two thousand catties, what kind of flips, quicksand, nailing walls and the like, he doesn't want to believe that the academy dares to use these vicious organs on himself, except for the deadly things, what effect will the mechanism have. The more broad-minded people are, the more they lack reverence for the unknown.
Yun Ye was lying on the water tower, where he could clearly see Dou Yanshan's every move, Gong Yimu found a recliner and was closing his eyes to recuperate, Li Tai rubbed his buttocks and served Gong Yimu diligently on the side, there was no bit of the prince's shelf, Gong Yimu seemed to enjoy this glory very much, lying there and humming. It's very disgusting, and I don't know if I'm singing a little song, or if it's an unconscious hum that is too comfortable from the sun. …,
The pain on Li Tai's buttocks was caused by Yun Ye's feet, and he thought that Li Tai's malicious mechanism was at most a basin of water, who would have thought that it was actually a sandbag full of sand, and Pei Ying was still lying dizzy in the academy dungeon.
Li Tai had no way to deal with the violence with Yun Ye, sued his mother and let her make her own decisions, who knew that the queen mother actually said: "The manly husband was beaten, either endure it, or go and fight back, what is it to come to his mother to complain, next time I dare to complain, I will beat you again." Since then, as long as there is a chance, Li Tai will find a way to pit Yun Ye, but until now, the record is negative, and every time he fails to pit someone, he will be beaten, Yun Ye has never reasoned with himself, fists and feet are his only reliance, and Li Tai hates it deeply.
"My husband loses, is this thing of yours okay? Can you stop Dou Yanshan, I seem to have only used a pillar of incense to make your broken things transparent, there are loopholes everywhere, like a sieve, if it is broken by that guy, where will your old face go, if you can't stop it, you said it earlier, I will find another way. ”
Yun Ye really didn't have much confidence in the technique of Gong Losing Wood, those chicken and dog bits and pieces could stop the Dou family?
One sentence made the old man jump up from the chair excitedly, and his eyes were red: "A demonic old man like you has lived for more than seventy years, and I have seen you alone, I don't believe that people like you are everywhere in this world, if anything can be regarded as nothing, the old man will jump from this water tower today, and what face will he show off in the academy." ”
Yun Ye picked his ears, people in their seventies are still screaming so loudly, it seems that there are still a few years of good work, with such a guarantee, Yun Ye is relieved, looking at Dou Yanshan who is circling in the corridor, Yun Ye smiled like a fox.
I thought to myself: "Monkeys and donkeys are not compared to brains, but they are longer than they run, do you all think Lao Tzu is stupid?" ”