Chapter 60: No casualties
Hu Yanyang just worked with me like this, occasionally getting a half-crippled catapult, or looking huge, but actually useless big bow and crossbow, throwing two stones and shooting a few arrows like a house. It made my Tianyu soldiers smile bitterly, and they didn't dare to relax their vigilance, for fear that he would come back and catch us off guard. I didn't dare to leave Wangyongguan half a step, for fear that I had just walked on the front foot, and what moth would come out of the back foot.
In the past, Hu Yanyang gathered his team on the battlefield, and he sent a few strong men dressed as generals to take turns shouting, first saying high-sounding threats and seductive words to coax us to open the city gate, but to no avail. Then he greeted the eight generations of ancestors of Tianyuguo, and then greeted the generals and soldiers of the army, and then scolded us with "shrunken turtles" and the like, trying to force us to take the initiative to go out of the city to face the battle.
But we have artillery! A few shots were fired at them. They stopped, but it didn't take long for them to find out the range of the artillery, and they shouted where the artillery couldn't shoot.
But the distance is far away, and the sound I heard on the building is much quieter, and when I am in a good mood, I treat him as a clown who jumps off the beam and doesn't care about him, I really can't stand it, so I find something else to distract myself.
But the man who was shouting today was quite interesting, and he was not at all as coarse as the brawny men of the past. Instead, he preached to us like a Tang monk, and he was close. "It's the same root, so why be in a hurry." I can understand it, after all, they used to be the people of Fengqi Country. But then, he said, "...... The Yang family is me, it is a kingless, and the Mo family is loveless, it is a fatherless, a fatherless and a king, and it is a beast. ”
"Is he trying to call me a beast?" Blame me for not reading much, I really don't know what he meant by chewing the scum squirted out by Teacher Meng at this time. Does he want to say that Yang Zhu and Teacher Mo are selfish and selfish, and the other is regardless of the three outlines and five constants. It's all beasts! Teacher Meng's sentence itself is problematic, I don't care if Yang Zhu is a bird or a beast, why slander me for loving and selfless Teacher Mo!
But literally, selfish, regardless of the outline, Gu Tianba can really sit in the right seat. First, he only cared about his own pleasure, and made Tianyuguo a miasma, defeated, and was also cold and mean to his father and relatives. It's also appropriate to say that she is "for me" and "fatherless and kingless"!
Thinking of this, I laughed out loud without a heart, which made a few soldiers standing guard all inexplicable, although the man scolded implicitly, but just the word poultry and animal knew that it was not a good word, and their Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually laughed. I was scolded and laughed at! How perverted that is!
That's right, too! Gu Tianba is quite perverted.
Not right either! I'm Gu Tianba now, and that person scolded Gu Tianba, I should be angry. Besides, I have taken up other people's bodies, so I have to do something to protect their reputation!
Gu Tianbaren ...... No, it's that the soul is gone, and he is so insulted, isn't he afraid that Gu Tianba will go to him in his dream after he falls asleep? Just imagine, Gu Tianba ran into the man's dream in the middle of the night, with long hair, a long tongue, and a black face, and a small scalpel in his hand to cut the man's ...... Belch...... Meatball! Then throw it into the pot and boil, cook it and add some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and eat it in one go, that picture, that atmosphere! Hahaha......
Teacher Mo also said: "Don't let it go, don't, say it's dying" means to tolerate everything, it's not okay, just like when you are hurt, you can't tolerate it.
Who will feel comfortable being scolded for no reason? Since my most admired idol Mr. Mo has said "no", what else do I "let go"? What's more, the noisy bastard also said that crooked remark insulting my idol.
But that man was not in the range of the artillery, and if he fired, not only would he not be hurt in the slightest, but it would seem that I was weak-hearted. And because of my identity, I'm not suitable to scold that person like a woman.
What to do? Fly directly over and slap him twice? Forget it! I don't know martial arts, in case this slap is only half rewarded, he will catch me, even more troublesome!
Since I couldn't really do anything to him, I began to use my meditation skills again, imagining that at this moment, a meteorite fell from the sky and hit him in the head! Imagine that he bit his tongue and when the spit flew, his tongue squirted out! Belch...... When did I get so bloody! Not good, not good!
Then imagine that bird poop fell from the sky, and it happened to fall on his head, and the best one fell all over his body! Belch...... It's disgusting.
That's, oh! By the way, I can imagine him being thrown to the ground by a sitting horse, thrown into the mud, and told him how to pretend to be Sven.
"Fall! Stumble! "I thought ...... a nervous disorder, staring at the horse, gradually, I don't know if my eyes have changed recently, a few hundred meters away, I actually saw the horse's eyes also looking at me. Then, with a high-pitched roar, it raised its two front hooves and supported the ground with only its two hind legs, and its whole body stood firm, slamming the person on its back to the ground.
"Yay!" I cheered and jumped high.
I imagined that the horse had just thrown that nasty person to the ground and was controlled by my mind, and I imagined that I was a genius magician, and my hands were in a circle in the air, and then pointed at the target, with a "chirp", and the horse would receive my command: "Kick him in the stomach again, kick!" ”
However, it was so happened that the horse, though the reins were grabbed by the soldiers who had come to him, kept spinning and jumping in circles, and he actually stepped on the stomach of the man who had not yet risen from the ground.
At this time, a little sparrow flew from a distance, and I didn't think much of it at the time, but pointed at the bird and said, "Come here!" ”
Who knows, the sparrow really fell into my hands, and even I was so shocked that I didn't react for a long time.
I asked the little sparrow, "Do you understand me?" ”
Little Massachusetts nodded his head vigorously. I almost screamed in surprise, and I was afraid of scaring the bird. I took a piece of pastry and put it in front of it, and its pointed little mouth pecked at the pastry again and again, and it ate it with relish.
I tried to ask, "Do you know where Hu Yanzhuo went with those 100,000 soldiers and horses?" ”
I thought that even if it could understand what I was asking it, it would only be able to express it to me physically, but unexpectedly, it raised its little head and said two words: "Woods." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and looked closely at this little bird, this is indeed a very ordinary little sparrow, but I just saw it look up, open its pointed mouth, and say to me, "Woods"!
I tried to ask again, "Where is Huyanzhuo in the woods?" ”
The bird raised its head, and its little head stretched out in the direction of the Yushui River.
"Then why didn't he cross the river?"
The little sparrow flew and jumped onto the barrel of the cannon. The mouth screamed: "Boom! ”
"You mean, Hu Yanzhuo is afraid of artillery, so he hasn't dared to cross the Yushui River?"
The little sparrow nodded.
I asked, "What is he doing in the woods?" ”
At this time, Xiao Ye took a roasted pheasant and went up to the gate, leaving only two legs, and the rest was stuffed into a small soldier standing guard at the door.
Hand me one of the legs, Saya casually asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"Inquire about the military situation with the little sparrow!" I proudly told Xiao Ye, "This little sparrow can talk to people and knows a lot of things, and I am asking him what Hu Yanzhuo is doing in the woods!" ”
Xiao Ye's already big eyes widened, and he touched my forehead with the back of his hand that wasn't stained with oil, and then touched his own, "It's not hot!" How do you talk nonsense? ”
"Go, go!" I reached for Saya for fear that he would scare my little sparrow away, "It really can talk." Just now I was told that Hu Yanzhuo and the 100,000 soldiers and horses are all in the woods by the Luoshui River! ”
"Lin Muyu, you still know it's a sparrow!" Xiao Ye smiled presumptuously, but I have to say that his teeth are really neat, as smooth and white as ceramic, "I thought you thought you were treating it as a parrot!" ”
"On the one hand, Hu Yanzhuo asked people to rush to make siege equipment, and on the other hand, he was looking for opportunities on the banks of the Luoshui River and was ready to cross the river at any time." I repeat what Little Sparrow just said.
Xiao Ye looked at me like a ghost and waved his hand to drive the little sparrow away. The chicken leg in my hand was thrown back, and then snatched the chicken leg in my hand, the two chicken legs fell steadily on a plate on the table, two oily hands on my shoulders, and shook it twice, "Mu Yu, are you okay!" You're kidding me again, aren't you, it's obviously a sparrow, and its chirping sound is no different from other sparrows, why do you hear it say that people say it? ”
"No way, I heard it speak human language!" But when I think about it, this is obviously a sparrow, how can it speak human words?
Are these all my hallucinations? I thought I was strong enough to control the horses and communicate with the birds, when in fact I hypnotized myself?
"You go and ask your golden-faced master! Look what he has to say. In order to convince Lin Muyu that this sparrow had indeed never spoken a human word, Murong Xingye did not hesitate to bring out the golden-faced secret guard he hated the most.
Even the golden-faced master said that this little sparrow had never spoken human words, and perhaps it was really my auditory hallucinations. Ke Hu Yanzhuo was actively preparing for the siege of the city, and at the same time looking for an opportunity to cross the river in the Luoshui River, this information was reasonable.
I ordered Qin Ruoan to send people to the forest on the bank of the Luoshui River to investigate, and soon, Qin Ruoan sent back the news, and sure enough, he found soldiers and horses in the Northern Desert. I asked Qin Ruoan not to act rashly, to find out the situation first, and then to formulate a detailed battle plan.
That night, however, I was awakened from my sleep by the sound of cannons. I put on my cloak and jumped up to the gate, and saw the artillery fire in the direction of the Luoshui River.
"Report ......" Seeing that there was a report from the Malay, I flew down in front of him, and the man quickly dismounted, knelt on one knee, and raised his hand to increase the amount: "Your Highness!" The Northern Desert army rushed to cross the Yushui River at three moments and was forced back. ”
"Are there any casualties?"
"Back to Your Highness, no casualties!"
I breathed a sigh of relief, ordered him to continue to investigate, and went back to his room to continue sleeping.
At this time, I didn't know that when Tanma said no casualties, he meant that no one on our side was seriously injured or killed. There were no casualties on either side of the enemy.