Chapter 46: The Debate of Seats
In the Juyi Hall, Chao Gai and Song Jiang argued endlessly about the ownership of this golden chair, Zuihou or Song Jiang said: "Brother Ren, in terms of age, my brother is also ten years older, if Song Jiang sits, wouldn't he be ashamed?" ”
repeatedly pushed Chao Gai to sit in the first place, and it was logical that Song Jiang of course sat in the second place, Wu Xueyu sat in the third place, and Gongsun Sheng sat in the fourth place.
When he wanted to line up carefully, Song Jiang got up and said: "Now that our cottage is prosperous, there are more and more brothers, if we line up carefully, one will take a long time, and the other will argue more and less, won't it hurt the righteousness between the brothers?" Why don't you do it? And the credit is high, Liang Shanbo and his party The old leader went to the left main seat to sit, and the new leader went to the right guest seat to sit, and the amount of effort to be made in the future will be decided at that time - but I don't know what the brothers think? ”
Ximen Qing heard it clearly, and he had insight into Song Jiang's hidden evil intentions on the spot. In the name of not ranking the seats, this black guy unified the credit of the old brothers of Liangshan in the past, and drove the old brothers to the left to sit - Lin Chong, Liu Tang, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, Du Qian, Song Wan, Zhu Gui, Bai Sheng, even if Chao Gai is added, it is only ten people.
And the newcomers on the right, how many times more on the left? This time it divided Liangshan into two factions. The faction on the left is a few old people led by Chao Gai, and the faction on the right is the new people from all walks of life led by him Song Jiang, not to mention that if there is a new leader going up the mountain in the future, he will still have to sit on the right, which is still his Song Jiang's bag, Chao Gai will always be alone - don't look at this black guy without great wisdom, but when it comes to playing this infighting, it is from the subtleties to see the skill.
From the moment Song Jiang said in a dignified manner, Ximen Qing secretly sneered and thought: "Song Jiang, Song Jiang!" You black guy dare to in front of me, how can I allow you to turn this big haode Liangshan into a stepping stone for your ambitions? Wait for me to make a little trick and give you a make-up disguise! ”
So when Song Jiang pretended to ask, "But I don't know what the brothers think", Ximen Qing grabbed in front of Hua Rong's head and said loudly: "Although Brother Gongming's words are good, they are inappropriate in small ways. ”
Seeing Ximenqing shaking his head and coming out of the ranks, all the heroes in the Juyi Hall began to speak in a procrastinating tone, and his demeanor and tone were as if he was a sour talent, and they couldn't help but feel funny in their hearts, so they all chuckled. Song Jiang also smiled and asked, "Since Brother Siquan said this, but I don't know what I said inappropriately, but where is it?" ”
Ximen Qing coldly snatched his folding fan from Wu Yong's hand, unfolded it with a "swish", shook it a few times, and said: "Brother Gongming just said what 'left master' and 'right guest', isn't this bad?" Thinking of my China, since ancient times, the right seat is higher than the left seat, the right is up and the left is lower, from the pre-Qin period to my Great Song Dynasty, the truth has always been difficult. That's why I said that Brother Gongming's words were inappropriate. ”
Xiao Rang, a scholar of the Holy Hand, since he went to Liangshan, he has been rude and unliterate as far as the eye can see, and he dare not speak in his mouth, and he sighs secretly in his heart all the time. Today, when I suddenly heard Ximenqing's etiquette debate, I couldn't help but feel refreshed and feel like a bosom friend. Therefore, he stepped forward and debuted: "Brother Siquan's words are in line with the ancient meaning. "The Book of Rites-Yuzao" has a cloud: "The left history is recorded, and the right history is recorded." Therefore, the Book of Shang (Shang) is the history of words, and the Zuo Biography is the history of events. In the same way, when the same official position is divided into left and right, the right is on the left, the high status is called 'no right', and the degraded official is called 'left move', which is in line with the road of etiquette! ”
When Song Jiang heard this, he couldn't help but blush, and his anger was greatly frustrated. Although he also read poetry and books when he was young, but he was wet over the ground, and he was not much stronger than those who did not learn and did not have skills. I was excited just now, but I just knew that I was full of cannons, but who wanted to be caught by Ximenqing, and Xiao Rang came out to have fun.
Under the embarrassment, although Song Jiang was still smiling on his face, he glared at Ximen Qing and Xiao Rang fiercely in his heart, and scolded secretly: "These two corrupt Confucians, who only know how to sell off their own literary talents, have ruined my big things!" ”
At the moment, he respectfully bowed to Ximen Qing and Xiao Rang, and Song Jiang said with sincerity on his face: "After Song Jiang's three cups, his mouth slipped for a while, and he was negligent, but fortunately, Brother Siquan and Brother Xiao Rang reminded me to save me from laughing at the Fang family, and the two Cheng can be said to be my Song Jiang's one-word master!" ”
Xiao Rang was flattered when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Where! Where! Brother Gongming is too humble! ”
Ximenqing shook the folding fan and said: "Brother Gongming's distinction between the left and right, although it is wonderful, but if you think about it carefully, it is still a little inappropriate!" ”
When Song Jiang heard this, he was "dang" again in his heart, and secretly complained: "But I don't know what this Ximenqing's crow mouth is going to say?" ”
The heroes in the audience were curious: "But I don't know where there is anything wrong?" ”
Ximen Qing said: "According to Brother Gongming, there are nine old brothers from Liangshan on the main seat on the right, and the new leader on the guest seat on the left, there are as many as forty-three people. Brothers, please see, how big can this righteous hall be? The nine people on the right are still sitting, and the forty-three people on the left are about to go straight to the outside of the Justice Hall. If it rains, won't the brothers outside the hall be drenched in soup? ”
When all the heroes heard this, they all got up.
Song Jiang was also stunned when he heard this, he only said that he secretly divided into gangs and factions, and pressed more and less, but he didn't take into account the trouble of having more people and more people. Then he divided the forty-three chairs on the left into several columns, and the brothers sat down. ”
Ximenqing shook his head and said, "But I don't know who sits in front?" Who's sitting back? Who sits on the left and who sits on the right? If you just blindly sit around, you won't be unified after all. ”
The Holy Hand scholar Xiao Rang played again: "What Brother Siquan said is reasonable. Even in the imperial court, the sitting order of the capital hall and the temple view of the hundred officials is also exquisite. In the Tang Dynasty, Yan Zhenqing and the left servant shot Guo Yingyi, the king of Xiangjun: the prime minister, the imperial historian, the five products of the two provinces, and the worship officials were their own line, followed by the twelve guards and the general; Sanqing, Sangong, Lingfu, Young Master, Baofu, Shangshu, Left and Right Cheng, and Shilang are their own line, and Jiuqing and Sanjian are right. Since ancient times, there has been no mistake. It can be seen that this time is also learned, and there is no confusion in the slightest. ”
Song Jiang groaned: "In this case, I asked all the brothers to discuss the order of the year and pushed each other to sit, but why not?" ”
At this time, Wu watched with cold eyes, thinking that he was bright. This is exactly what it is:
In the righteous hall, there is a fight for the left and right, and the hero's belly is drawn. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.