The eightieth round of donkey-like pre-war preparations (5) do not wash and duck step

On the way back when Guo Kaishan led the guard platoon, platoon commander Wang Kai asked Guo Kaishan, "Captain, aren't we here to observe?" Why do you want to express your personal opinion? ”

Guo Kaishan sighed and said, "Don't look at Guan Jianguo and Sun Wang all day long, don't look at them, I have long had an opinion on them, no matter what good things happened to them before, I calculated a bad breath today, I just want to give them eye medicine, and now I overwhelm them in momentum, I really help them, only in this way can they not fall in the future, really go to the battlefield, and come back alive with their subordinates." ”

"I still don't understand what you're saying, don't you want to show what you're capable of?"

"You're not stupid, of course, I, Guo Kaishan, am a little smarter than them, today is a good opportunity for the two of them to set up a stage, I Guo Kaishan is a good opportunity to sing, I want everyone present to see, I will not only prick needles, I will also use soldiers."

Wang Kai didn't say anything anymore, from the rearview mirror of Guo Kaishan's jeep, he saw Guo Kaishan's smug smile, no wonder, Guo Kaishan is obviously the most brilliant one today, of course he has the power to be proud.

After Guan Jianguo returned to Regiment B with the first battalion, a cadre meeting was held overnight. made self-criticism at the meeting, "The main reason for our failure today is me, Guo Kaishan reminded me that I did not accept his opinion, in short, I want to apologize to the big guy." ”

Guan Jianguo, who usually can't be ignored, also took the initiative to admit his mistake today, which made the company and platoon officers present very puzzled, and they all stood up one after another to express their own opinions, most of them were upset with Guan Jianguo, saying that whoever organized the defense on the mountain would have the same consequences, Guo Kaishan just loved to show himself, and he didn't say anything if he had an idea, in order to "behave well" in front of the acting commander.

"It's up to me for this, and I insisted that the battalion commander defend on the mountain." Liu Dart also stood up. Took the initiative to take responsibility for itself.

In short, the meeting of the cadres of the first battalion was very harmonious, and everyone did not complain about Guan Jianguo anymore, but said some of Guan Jianguo's advantages, and the summary meeting was held as a earnest meeting.

"Since everyone still believes in me Guan Jianguo, I will arrange the next step of the work." Guan Jianguo walked to the center of the table, and as soon as the word "work" fell, even the platoon commanders present stood upright.

"Very well, it seems that our whole camp is completely united. After this failure, I feel that I Guan Jianguo has no face to see people, from today onwards, I don't want this face, I don't wash it anymore, when will I train the soldiers well, and when will I have a face. ”

"The battalion commander is right, the soldiers are not good, and they have to be embarrassed. I'm shameless either. The commander of the first company also responded to Guan Jianguo.

"Yes, the battalion commander is shameless, and I don't want it either." The commander of the second company also spoke.

That's it, you say. In my case, almost all the officers put forward their determination not to wash the se, and looked at everyone to express their positions one by one. Liu Dart, who usually pays attention to image, had no way to speak.

"Since you've all said that, count me in."

"Good. Starting today, the officers and men of the first battalion will not wash their clothes, and when they will train well and when they will wash again; starting tomorrow, the whole battalion will be disrupted, and the cooking class of one company will first cook for a week, and the cooking classes of other companies will be trained at the first time. ”

"Yes." All the officers said in unison.

Guan Jianguo's trick was really effective, and all the soldiers were doubting whether the cadres could abide by this order since they received this order of "no washing", after all, this special order was difficult to carry out among the cadres. These officials and gentlemen are usually slippery, and if they really don't let them wash their faces, it will be really difficult.

The first day of training began, and the cadres were still conducting physical training under the leadership of a company commander. The soldiers of the whole battalion were trained under the leadership of the 147th squad leader designated by Guan Jianguo.

Wang Kai's guard platoon, seeing that the first battalion was still training in the same way as before, was the same as before, the old rule, which company to assemble with in time, would go out with which company to practice physical fitness.

Time flies, and a week passes. I saw that all the officers and men of the first battalion had grown their beards, and since everyone did not wash them, it was difficult for everyone to accept the "heavy taste" of many people's speech. Wang Kai's guard platoon also learned the appearance of a battalion of people at the beginning, but then they couldn't stand it anymore, so they recommended Wang Kai and went to Guo Kaishan to ask if they could "wash the se." ”

"What, you haven't washed your faces for a week, whose order is this?" Guo Kaishan is now working in the Normal Hospital, and Wang Kai's arrival surprised him.

"This is the order of the battalion commander, we usually train with them, of course we have to be the same as them." Wang Kai explained.

"This order does not apply to the guard platoon, what kind of order is this, I know that he is shameless when he is in the country of Guan Jianguo, but my soldiers still have face, and we have not lost the battle."

"Is it true? Captain, you mean we can wash our faces? ”

"Of course, not only to wash your face, but also to take a bath, I'll call the bathhouse of Group B in a while, and you will take someone to take a bath when you go back, by the way, you don't want to gang up with them in the future, I'll call Liu Dart and ask them to let a canteen for us, their soldiers don't wash their faces all day long, I'm afraid that they are not hygienic, and if they eat my soldiers, can he afford to pay for it."

"Ha Luha, that's really what the captain said, by the way, there's another matter, I want to report it to you."

"Don't talk to me about training, you're a platoon commander, do you need to ask me if you train a soldier?"

"It's really a training thing."

"Tell me."

"The first battalion is now practicing physical fitness, and after running, they don't move their bodies, and they take duck steps directly, and our soldiers are lame several times, if this continues, after a while, I will also be lame."

"Obediently, this Guan Jianguo really trains like this, can he practice himself?"

"Why don't you practice, he is like a madman, he does everything to hit the head, more fierce than a soldier, now the people in other battalions are afraid when they see him, they all call him Guan crazy, Deputy Battalion Commander Liu is called Liu Crazy, and they all say that the people in the first battalion are crazy."

"Well, you go back first, you still practice according to them for two days, I have time to go back and see, see if his subject is not scientific, if it is not scientific, I will redefine the training subjects for you."

"Yes, then I'll go back first."

"You wait. Xiao Wang, bring the canned food given by the division and ask Platoon Leader Wang to bring it back. ”

A fighter walked in with two boxes of canned fruit.

"This was specially sent to me by the army, and I can't finish it alone, so I will go back and distribute it to the soldiers."

"Captain, this is for you, how embarrassed are we to ask for it."

"If you take it, you will take it, and it will not be for you alone, you are my soldiers, and I will count on you in the future."

Just when Wang Kai and Wang Warrior went downstairs together. Wang Kai asked, "Did you keep this canned food captain?" ”

"The army gave two boxes, and one bottle didn't move."

"Then you can leave four bottles for the captain, and I'll take the rest."

"That'll do fine."

When Wang Kai took the soldiers of the guard platoon to take a bath and ate canned fruit in the tent together, Liu Dart walked in.

"Good boy, what are you stealing here?"

"Deputy Battalion Commander Liu, you can taste the canned fruit given by the captain."

Liu Dart ate two bites of canned food. His throat was much more comfortable, and he said to Wang Kai, "It's still good for you, all of them have fine skin and tender meat." Look at my brother, his beard grows too fast, and eating is a problem. ”

Liu Dart's beard has always grown faster than others, because it is not trimmed. He had already covered his mouth, and now he was very envious of Wang Kai and them, and joked to himself.

"Then you can fix it."

"No, I can't. Yesterday, the instructor of the second company, had a toothache, and secretly ran to the pool to get a toothbrush to brush his teeth, so that the battalion commander saw it, and the toothbrush was broken. ”

"It's so evil, the camp commander can lift the ban when he doesn't say anything, let the big guy wash his face, I can see that your clothes are shining."

"I didn't say it, I just want you to find your Captain Guo, he has a lot of ideas, and ask him to persuade our battalion commander to break this rule of not letting the wash be done."

"Our captain said that he would come back in a few days, and I heard that Dr. Liu is also coming."

"Okay, when he comes back, give me a letter, I still have to train, and now I'm more tired than when I was a recruit."

Looking at Liu Dart's walking, Wang Kai felt funny, it turned out that Liu Dart's "duck step" was also lame.

Guo Kaishan has long wanted to go back to Regiment B to see since he heard that Guan Jianguo has stopped washing his face, but the matter of transferring military doctors has not been dealt with yet, and he can't leave for a while.

"Why, the brothers seem to be much stronger, and today I will practice with you." As soon as Guo Kaishan returned to the guard platoon, he offered to train with everyone.

"You still need to practice, with us, you just have to watch." Wang Kai said on the side.

"No, do you see that I'm old and can't run, gather all of you, let you see if your captain's physical strength is okay."

Guo Kaishan is an old man in Regiment B, most of the officers know him, looking at Guo Kaishan in a "velvet coat", leading the guard platoon to run on the playground, and they all took the initiative to greet Guo Kaishan. Guo Kaishan also waved his hand in response, whether he knew it or not, it was a polite process.

After running five kilometers, Guo Kaishan spoke in the team, "The monkey cubs can, they have all practiced, it seems that it is right for you to train with the first battalion, what's the matter, can you still run?" ”

"Yes." The whole platoon of fighters replied in unison.

"Okay, for me Guo Kaishan, it's okay to run 10,000 meters, my principle is to move your body, run 10,000 meters, come, follow me, have a variable speed run."

I saw Guo Kaishan take the lead and broke away from the team first. Under the leadership of Wang Kai, the soldiers followed closely behind Guo Kaishan. In this way, Guo Kaishan was in front, and all the soldiers in the guard platoon were behind, according to Guo Kaishan's speed, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and soon everyone was sweating profusely.

Wang Kai ran to Guo Kaishan's side, "Captain, you can really do it, I've only heard that you have a hand in running before, but I didn't expect that today will open our eyes." ”

"You are also quite good, much stronger than I imagined, follow me Guo Kaishan, don't suffer."

"I'm going to follow you in this life."

After another 10,000 meters, Guo Kaishan led people to the equipment, "We are soldiers, not only to practice running, but more importantly, all kinds of all-round, this thing I don't like to practice when I am a recruit, do you know what Lu Dao is for?" ”

"I don't know what to do."

"Because I can't practice well, the more I practice bad things, the less I like to practice, and if I practice well. I just want to practice, no way, if you want to do a long job in the army, you have to try everything, now I will show you the parallel bars, everyone is optimistic. ”

Guo Kaishan took off the sweat-soaked "velvet coat" on his body and handed it to Wang Kai, and he came to a "woman on the bar". Since everyone had seen this trick before, they immediately applauded.

"Gimmick" is a must, in order to practice this hand, Guo Kaishan has practiced for more than a month. The purpose is to show his soldiers how good Guo Kaishan's military quality is, but he has practiced this trick for many years, and he has not had this opportunity, and now his opportunity has finally come, he is particularly excited in his heart, on the bar, Guo Kaishan's arms are very strong, and he keeps doing all kinds of movements. Because these movements were all made up by Guo Kaishan himself, and they were so coherent, they caused bursts of applause again, and a few minutes after the performance. Guo Kaishan came to another "shake the bar" and completed his full set of "performances". ”

"Who shall I be? It turned out to be Captain Guo of our medical team, I haven't seen him for many years, but his demeanor is still the same. ”

The person who came was none other than someone else. This person is Guo Kaishan's recruit squad leader - Fu Weihua, who has already graduated from the military academy and is already the deputy chief of staff of the B regiment.

At first glance, it was the old squad leader. Guo Kaishan was very excited, "Platoon Commander Wang, you lead people to practice first, I have something to say to the chief." ”

Guo Kaishan walked up to Fu Weihua and hugged him tightly.

"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, I heard about what happened to you a few days ago, it seems that you have really changed." After Fu Weihua listened to Guo Kaishan's military exercise, he was also happy for Guo Kaishan.

After walking to the side, Guo Kaishan shed tears excitedly, "Squad leader, to be honest, I'm just waiting for the opportunity that day, I've paid a lot for so many years, and no one has seen it, you know, you know." ”

"Yes, I understand, do you still need your brother to help you with something, just say if you have difficulties." Fu Weihua is still angry about what Guo Kaishan helped him do back then, and always wants to find an opportunity to repay Guo Kaishan.

"It's not difficult now, if there is any in the future, I will definitely ask you for help."

"Okay, you have to look for me."

Guo Kaishan greeted Fu Weihua for a long time, and reluctantly watched Fu Weihua leave.

Wang Kai saw Fu Weihua leaving, ran over and asked, "Captain, you also know the No. 7 of this regiment, are you an old comrade-in-arms?" ”

"He's my recruit squad leader, we have a bit of a story between us, and I'll tell you when I have a chance, by the way, where is the first battalion now?"

"We should be duck walking in the tactical field at this point, why don't we go there too?"

"No need, you can take everyone to play basketball in a while, and I'll go there alone."

When Guo Kaishan ran to the tactical field, he saw the black people in the tactical field. I saw that the people at the forefront were Guan Jianguo and Liu Dart, who were walking "duck steps" with three or four hundred people.

Guo Kaishan was a little funny, and almost laughed out loud, seeing that Guan Jianguo had already seen him, he shouted, "Battalion Commander Guan, what kind of kung fu are you practicing?" ”

"This is called Guan's light gong, Captain Guo, you also come down to practice, I will teach you." Guan Jianguo did not stand up, but continued his movements, walking at the forefront of the whole battalion.

Looking at the officers and soldiers of the first battalion gritting their teeth, Guo Kaishan was a little unbearable, and waved his hand at Liu Dart, meaning to let him come over, Liu Dart naturally saw Guo Kaishan, and straightened up and ran to Guo Kaishan's side.

"Lao Liu, you can't practice like this, we say medically that this is not scientific training, and it will break your knees."

"There's no way, Jianguo takes the lead, as long as he doesn't stop, how dare his subordinates stop, now the whole thing is going down the stairs upside down, if you go down, your thighs and stomach can't stand it."

"I heard you haven't washed your face in a long time?"

"But no, I haven't washed my face for 37 days, I haven't washed my feet for more than 40 days, many soldiers have blood blisters on their feet, and they are all infected, I went to look for you a few days ago, and I hope you will come back soon, so that you can give me an idea."

Guo Kaishan thought about it, leaned on Liu Dart's ear and whispered, "You go and call Li Yufang and ask her to come here, and everything will be available." ”

"Why didn't I think of it, this trick is definitely spiritual."

On another day, Li Yufang came to the first camp by appointment, and when everyone saw Li Yufang, they all shouted, "Hello sister-in-law, you are here." ”

Li Yufang's arrival was really good, Guan Jianguo ordered the cancellation of the order of "not washing the seze", and in this way, the "duck step" of the "Guan's physical fitness" of the first battalion was also canceled, because Guo Kaishan invited a military doctor with relevant knowledge to teach Guan Jianguo a lesson, causing Guan Jianguo to stop this training. (To be continued......)