After Xu Da was rescued, he was targeted by bandits within three days. It turned out that he pretended to be Song Dapeng, a gentleman on the beam who was a thief, and Song Dapeng actually stole from the head of the local bandit Wang San.

In fact, as soon as the real Song Dapeng left his house the night before, he was beaten to death by the Kuomintang "military commanders". This is because he wants to sell the stolen Chinese national defense secrets to the aggressors and make a fortune in a big way.

Killing Song Dapeng and stopping the leakage of military secrets was only the first step. The Nationalist Government also had to make plans and disrupt the enemy's strategic deployment, and this task was taken over by Mr. Liu and Song Jiliu, who took into account the overall situation.

Song Dapeng and Xu Da are even more similar than twins. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Xu Da was asked to pretend to be Song Dapeng and sell false information to Little Japan! For this reason, Xu Dajia was really scared. So, he said in a trembling voice, "Oh, my mother! It's better to change this beauty, I really can't do it, it's better to let Brother Wanhong work hard. ”

"You look too similar to him, even we can't tell the difference, who do you don't do?" Song Jiliu said calmly.

"I wanted to do it, but that guy doesn't look like me!" Qi Wanhong replied with a smile.

"That's it, my good captain. I don't even know how to say anything about the northern part of Shandong, what else do I want to pretend to be Song Dapeng! ”

"Song Dapeng can't speak Shandong, but his Northeast dialect is orthodox and his temperament is very good!" Mr. Liu said softly.

It was really embarrassing for him to let a big Xu Yunduo from the green forest pretend to be a dignified little thief. Mr. Liu wants to teach Xu Da Da the words and deeds of a superior person and the skills of a thief in three days, and this errand is really enough to choke.

Mr. Liu began to teach him. Xu Daxue said more than a dozen Dalian City, and finally said that it was "wild goose", so angry that Mr. Liu stomped his feet. Mr. Liu taught him to eat Western food.

The big man trembled as soon as he picked up the knife and fork, and when he didn't eat the steak, he actually forked his tongue three holes. Later, Chief of Staff Liu taught him to walk again. He walked more ugly than a blind man with a civilized stick. He taught him to dance again. He was as stupid as a stupid pig, in addition to not being able to keep up with the rhythm, he was always stepping on people's feet, so angry that Mr. Liu didn't dare to be his backup dancer.

Chief of Staff Liu had no choice but to teach him to drink and drink water again. He sat with his hips tilted, and was about to pour the largest cup with his hand, so angry that Mr. Liu clapped his hands on the table. Although Xu Da was reluctant to make that big cup of "brandy", he had to change to a small cup, so-so to learn the appearance of a superior person, sighed and said: "Alas, let's make a small toast for the superior person!" ”

Song Jiliu walked in. He smiled slightly and said, "You are not qualified as a superior person, but you are probably okay!" ”

"Alright, it's time for us to get to work!" Mr. Liu looked at his watch and said.

After putting on makeup, Song Jiliu made a look, and Mr. Liu picked up Xu Da and walked out one by one. He also smiled and said, "Okay, that's the only way to go." Mr. Song Dapeng, we will take you to the car. ”

Xu Da shook them off, straightened his clothes, and strode away. Xu Da learned the tone of a superior person and instructed Qi Wanhong: "Okay, Mr. Qi, you drive the car over." Qi Wanhong deliberately ignored it, and he had to get into the car boringly.

As soon as they went out, they happened to run into the bandit boss Li Damao. Li Damao hurriedly ran to make a phone call, asking his subordinates to follow him and ask him for his belongings.

Xu Dajia lived in a very stylish hotel. Song Jiliu, Mr. Liu, Qi Wanhong, Xiang Xiaozhan and other team members also stayed in the opposite door and the left and right rooms of Xu Da. As soon as Xu Da settled down, his hands were itchy. He looked around the room, found the gold-rimmed frames, and began to use a screwdriver. The voice reached the opposite door and was heard by Song Jiliu. Jiliu pushed the door in and said angrily: "Dogs can't change eating!" Don't forget you're going out to work soon! ”

Due to the timely appearance of Song Jiliu and Mr. Liu, Xu Da had no choice but to give up the small action of "making a fortune".

"This is the best ballroom I recommend here." Mr. Liu said with a letterhead holding the address of a famous dance hall in his left hand.

"Big Xu, put on a suit quickly, and Mr. Liu will accompany you. He's your temporary driver. Song Jiliu said seriously.

Xu Da took the address with his right hand and said, "Boss, are you and Wan Hong going too?" ”

"No, no, we're all honest people, not like you're a playboy." Song Jiliu joked humorously.

"It's a shame that you missed this chic opportunity! If Xiang Xiaodun is here, how good it would be to come here to play! Hey, that's great! Xu Da said happily.

"Don't be stinky, if he sees you wearing this, he will have to laugh off his big teeth!" Mr. Liu said with a smile.

Song Jiliu handed a bag containing fifty "oceans" to Xu Da and said, "This is your expense." ”

Song Jiliu instructed Xu Da to get drunk and wait for the Japanese who might come to the joint. Jiliu asked Mr. Liu to help him tie it. Although Mr. Liu helped tie with a smile on his face, he felt very uncomfortable.

Mr. Liu is very sorry that this beauty difference is taken care of by Xu Dajia. In the ballroom, while reading the novel, he said to himself: "What a waste, this character who can't even wear a tie has only ruined all those good music and expensive wines!" ”

As soon as Xu Da entered the dance hall, he took Song Jiliu's words as wind in his ears. He went to the wine cabinet and poured the most expensive wine in his gulp. The guy leaned over to a beautiful woman in the wine cabinet as he drank. A big man came over, patted him on the shoulder, looked at him viciously, and grabbed him aside like an eagle with a chicken in his mouth, meaning that he should respect himself.

The ballroom is over. The drunken Xu Da staggered to the car, playing drunk madness as he walked: "What a good foreign wine, it's not as good as horse pee!" Sleeper ...... The sleeping car is here! ”

Mr. Liu said angrily to him: "Drunkard boss, get in the car quickly!" ”

It was another beautiful night, and Xu Da came to the dance hall. He didn't dare to drink too much tonight, so he had to dance like crazy with the dancing girl. But when the dancer persuaded him to drink in a coquettish voice, Xu Da couldn't restrain himself anymore and drank out of control.

When it was almost dawn, Song Jiliu and Qi Wanhong and others who were waiting in the hotel had not seen Xu Dazi come back, and they couldn't help but be anxious. Song Jiliu walked in the room, and said anxiously: "It's almost dawn, and I haven't come back yet, is something wrong?" ”

"It's hard to say. Waiting now is the best thing to do. Qi Wanhong said comfortingly.

At this moment, Xu Da came back with a sway, followed by a group of "pheasants" that came out.

"Mr. Chief of Staff, you have worked hard, go home and rest first!" Tomorrow morning at half past eight, get ready to be early. Don't forget the pancakes, fritters, green onions, and noodle sauce. After Xu Da finished speaking, he asked for the key in the hand of the "driver" Mr. Liu, and was ready to drive the "pheasants" for a ride. Jiayu was afraid that something would happen to this drunkard, so he reluctantly took them to the street for a ride.

After Mr. Liu returned to the hotel, he said angrily: "This big flute, he used me as a servant!" It's so unbelievable, those people's hard-earned money was spent for him in vain, which is really a big waste! ”