The soft knife has always been the most difficult to deal with, although Yang Fan has been in the civil official yamen, but when he was in the criminal department, he easily resolved the attack from the inside by dealing with the external contradictions of the imperial history platform, and then served as the official department, because the things he was responsible for were too sensitive, and all aspects of the entire court were staring at him, and no one dared to stumble under the cold knife.

Before this mission was completed, Yang Fan stepped down by self-defilement, so there were not many times when he really confronted the literati, his opponent was either the rogue in the civil robes of the Yushitai, or the self-respecting nobles of the wealthy families, or the Khitan Turks who shouted and shouted and killed, and never understood the yin kung fu of these disgusting literati.

Today, Yang Fan went out for the first time, and he touched a soft nail in his head, there was nowhere to spread fire, nowhere to send gas, and there was no suitable means to go-for-tat, Yang Fan went out of the household department depressedly, walked back dejectedly, walked not far and suddenly saw the gate of the criminal department, these six were originally next to each other, Yang Fan saw that the hour was still early, and simply turned into the criminal department, to visit the old friends of the criminal department.

Chen Dong was reviewing the official documents in the Department of Households, and when he heard that Yang Fan had arrived, he immediately went out of the door, and said with a smile: "Erlang, which gust of wind blew you here, you haven't been back for a few days, I heard that you have now been promoted to the general of Dezhong Lang, and you are the most elite 'thousand horses' in Yulinwei, congratulations!" ”

Yang Fan smiled bitterly, waved his hand and said, "Don't tease me." If it goes on like this, no one needs to say it, I, the middle general, won't be able to do it. ”

Chen Dong was surprised and said, "How do you say this?" With your ability, you can't rectify that class of ruffians? Come on, come on, let's sit down. ”

Chen Dong welcomed Yang Fan into the signing room, and the two sat down. Yang Fan hatefully told Chen Dong about the soft nail he had touched in the household.

Chen Dong listened to the hilarious daxiao: "Haha! It turns out that the scheming and invincible Erlang also has such a deflated time, it's really funny, tell Sun Yuxuan about this, he must be laughing to death! ”

Yang Fan said angrily: "You are really a friend, you still laugh so happily when you see me doing such a hard job?" ”

Chen Dong said: "Why am I unhappy? I think that at the beginning, the helpless Yushitai of the Manchu Dynasty was a cool official, and they all planted a big heel under your Erlang, and today's small tricks of the household department have made you helpless. What is this called? Haha, by the way, it's called the elephant eating the lion, the lion eating the big worm, and the big worm eating the jackal. Jackals eat wolves, wolves eat dogs. Dogs eat cats. Cats eat mice, mice eat elephants! ”

Chen Dong laughed so much that tears flowed out, took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and gently wiped the corners of his eyes. When Yang Fan heard him say this, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he hurriedly said, "Chen Langzhong." Don't be too busy making fun of me, you don't know how important this matter is to me. Hearing you say that, should I have a way to deal with them? ”

Chen Dong pointed at him with a smile and said: "The household is difficult, and you are not the only one." It's someone else, or there's no way. I had to swallow my anger, play up and down, and ask for help from all directions, that's it, it's not easy to make the people in the household department no longer embarrassed you, but this matter is easy for you! ”

Yang Fan realized, and said: "You mean...... my 'Thousand Horsemen' was formed by the Holy Decree and asked me to complain to the emperor?" ”

Yang Fan thought about it, then shook his head and said, "It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate!" The emperor opened his mouth, of course, he could solve this problem, but whether it was the emperor or his generals, he would inevitably look down on me because of this. Moreover, I can't communicate well with such a thing, and I asked the emperor to come forward, just ask who can't do such a general, why entrust me to form a thousand cavalry. ”

Chen Dongdao: "Of course it's inappropriate, it's not just an inappropriate issue, but it's also a ...... Even if you find the emperor, it won't help. ”

Yang Fan was taken aback at this time, and said in a lost voice: "What did you say?" Looking for the emperor won't help, how is this possible? ”

Chen Dong said: "How is this impossible? You go to the emperor, and the emperor summons the household department to ask, okay! In other words, I didn't say a word, I immediately agreed, patted my chest in front of the emperor and promised that I would do my best to cooperate and complete this matter as soon as possible. No problem, right? No problem, let's go and go back to pay the food. ”

Chen Dong smiled and said: "When I go back to the household department, I will make the intention of allocating money and food, please make a detailed list, exchange documents, paper, ink, pen and inkstone, horse grass rations, and various consumptions, all of which are listed in detail, and then there are all aspects of the general's monthly salary, the salary of the soldiers, and the various aspects of eating, drinking, and Lazar, you will report it to me one by one!"

I'm impartial, no problem, right? Who can pick on me no? Then you go back and wait for the letter, you have to give me time to verify the estimate, I will delay you for a few days, let you run to the household department one by one, until the day of the quick pay, I will tell you that the signature here is confused, there is no distinction, send it back and list again.

Even if you rush to work overnight and make a qualified one, that's no problem, I asked you to make such a detailed list of what to do? It's just to find fault with you, this one of our household departments doesn't feel like it's issued in the case, and there seems to be a discrepancy in the number calculated for that item, so let's talk about it.

If you have the ability, continue to go to the emperor, but you are also a general who lives in eight seats and is powerful, if you can afford to lose that face, you will go, we are not going to do it, but we can't do it if we don't comply with the rules, and the emperor can't find fault with me, what can you do to me? When you look for the emperor a few more times, you will have to leave an incompetent impression in front of the emperor, if you don't look for the emperor, let's just drag it out, at this time it has long passed the day of pay, and then see who is angry and smokes on the top of the head! ”

Yang Fan listened, and a cold air rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, swishing cold.

Chen Dong said with a smile: "Erlang, this is just a way I said casually, if I really want to rectify you, I still have to make you have nothing to say, in this public gate, you stay for a short time, I don't know that this soft knife kills people, and there is no blood!" ”

Yang Fan took a breath, got up and bowed solemnly to Chen Dong, and said, "Yes!" Yang Fan's Taoism is a little shallow, and I have to ask Brother Chen for advice! ”

Chen Dong hurriedly got up and returned the salute, picked up Yang Fan and said: "I can't help it, I can't help it, Erlang is such a big gift, Chen can't afford it." In fact, what is more tricky than this household method, you Yang Erlang can deal with it with ease. This time, you're really the authorities. ”

Yang Fan doubted: "How can you say this?" ”

Chen Dongdao: "Because what you faced before was either a big man who disdained such dirty methods from above. Either it's a cool thief who goes straight to the point, and you know what to do with them. Now, you really treat them as decent eunuchs, and you just want to reason with them, but you don't know that this group of people is black-hearted, and they are even worse than that scoundrel, how did you win them? ”

Yang Fan realized something, and hesitated: "Then...... What should I do? ”

Chen Dong hated iron and said: "My Erlang, why don't you understand? You're a soldier now! Xiucai yujian soldiers, it is unreasonable! You're a big soldier. Don't talk to them about your fists, but follow their rules to reason, aren't you asking for your own hardship? ”

“haha！ I understand! ”

Yang Fan's fists intersected, and a touch of joy swept across his eyebrows.

This time, Yang Fan was really in the game and introspected. For the first time, as a general in the army, I dealt with these civilian officials who specialize in playing with their hearts, and I was on someone's home field. Follow the rules set by others. Compete in the pit that others have buried for him, how can he be undefeated?

He is justified in this lawsuit before the emperor, but the problem is that if he goes to the palace to complain, he will fall first, and the other party is afraid that he has already prepared for this, and then there will be 10,000 reasons and unclear theories. Since it's obviously a household difficulty. If he makes a big fuss, if he really wants to make trouble in front of the palace, he has to let the other party make trouble, so that he can take the initiative.

Yang Fan Mao suddenly opened. hahadaxiao said: "Chen Langzhong's words woke up the person in the dream, Yang now knows what to do, so go back and arrange it!" Another day, I'll have a banquet at 'Drunken Gold' to thank you, and I'm going to find two gorgeous orchids to accompany you, haha, I'll go first. ”

Chen Dong was overjoyed, the wine of the 'daughter drunk' is good, and the orchid there is better, but unfortunately, the wine of the 'daughter drunk' is expensive, and the price of the beautiful and enchanting orchid there is even more expensive. Chen Dong hurriedly chased out of the door, and reluctantly beckoned to Yang Fan: "Erlang, I can't say a word!" A word is a certainty! ”

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"Chef" food, the six recognized most haode is the household.

The household department is in charge of money and food, and there are six departments that are the richest, and the official meals of the household department and the squire are no worse than the prime ministers of the government affairs hall, and as for the food of the officials and officials below, it can also be compared to the food of other Yamen Lang Zhongren and foreign officials.

At noon on this day, the aroma of food wafted out from the early "public kitchen", and today's stewed fish and chicken, the meat was fragrant, and as soon as the bell rang, the officials and officials of various ministries and ministries rushed to the "public kitchen" one after another.

The officials walked slowly and methodically, and they were not afraid of being swept away, and their share of the cooks had already been served, while the officials and officials were in a hurry, lest they would be left with only some fish heads and chicken feet if they were late

The first group of officials and officials who rushed to the "public kitchen" were about to enter the dining room, when they suddenly heard some shouting and scolding in the distance, and everyone stopped to look into the distance, this is the yamen, who dares to make a loud noise here, and the words are still ...... So rude?

Don't talk about scribes, chronicles, pawns, and palms in the household department, even those who are on duty are also cultural people who know books and etiquette, so they naturally disdain. When they craned their necks to look into the noisy area, they saw a gatekeeper staggering in from the gate of the palace, shouting, "Oh! The military slaves broke into the government...... Ouch ......"

Before he could say anything, he stumbled to the ground, and a group of soldiers ran in like mad bulls, shook off their big feet and stepped over him in a hurry.

The officials of the household department were stunned, and they saw the group of soldiers running in front of them scolding, shaking their arms and squeezing them aside, and then they rushed into the public kitchen, leaving only a strong smell of sweat and sweat on the end of their noses.

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