Wu Yong asked Pingfeng what he wanted to borrow? Ping Feng stared at the folding fan used by Wu with a "greedy" gaze, and said: "The little brother's New Year's clothes are only missing such a fan to match, if it is useless, the brother can borrow the little brother's use......"

Looking at Pingfeng, who wanted to be greedy and cheap, Wu Yong smiled dumbly in his stomach - alas! This turtle from Qingfeng Mountain's farming is just so capable of smoothing things! This folding fan has two cabinets of its own, so why not give him one?

So, Wu Yong, who had a sense of superiority, said with a positive color: "Although this fan is my treasure and cannot be separated for a while, but since Brother Pingfeng opened his mouth, I will cut my love and give it to Brother Pingfeng!" Brother, you see, this fan is divided into thirty-six strands, and the strands are separated, all of which are not successful, but when they are gathered in one place, they are a fine product that fanned the wind - this is just like you and my brothers, but we have to work together, what can not be done? I only hope that the Pingfeng brothers will take this fan, and from then on they will serve the cottage wholeheartedly, and they will make great contributions! ”

Pingfeng said in his heart: "I'll rub!" Just scolded him for a broken fan, and he had to be lectured by him for half a day! But on the surface, he had to be respectful, stepped forward like a pilgrimage, took the folding fan with great significance, and said with a short and affectionate word: "Little brother dares to disobey his fate?!" ”

Song Jiangwu felt Pingfeng's sincerity, and they all nodded and smiled.

So Pingfeng shook his fan, and under Song Jiangwu's playful gaze, Shi Shiran went down Qingfeng Mountain, and when he came to Qingfeng Town at the foot of the mountain, he passed through the village and did not enter.

Luo Qi, the little minion who accompanied him, said: "Why didn't the master of the six villages go to the rendezvous with the master of the five villages?" "It turns out that the lord of Wuzhai Wang Dwarf Tiger has been holding back all night, and he has been fully wound, and he rushed into Qingfeng Village to find happiness before dawn, and I don't know if I remember the heavy responsibility of buying grain at this time?

Compared with Wang Xiaohu, Pingfeng is much more responsible, and he only listens to him and says: "Although there is a cattle and horse market in this Qingfeng Town, there are many animals and weak animals, and they are all left over from all directions. Brother Gongming and Brother Useless handed over the logistics to me, how could I live up to the trust of the two of them? Therefore, I would rather work harder, go to Yidu City, the capital of Qingzhou, and buy some sturdy and good livestock back! ”

As soon as he saw that the entourage of several minions were bitter, Ping Feng said very understandingly: "You are all five big and three coarse, full of fierce faces, if you go to Yidu City with me, I am afraid of attracting attention, it is better to meet the lord of Wang Zhai here, and by the way, I will go to Yidu to do things." As he spoke, each minion had a string of money stuffed into his arms.

At this moment, the minions were overjoyed, they could enjoy the blessings in Qingfeng Town, who wants to run all the way to the wind? So in the farewell of the minions, Pingfeng went to Yidu City in Qingzhou. The minions are happily looking for the king and the tiger, and the leader of the king must be trapped in the rouge array, and we are loyal and in trouble!

Qingfeng Mountain is not far from Yidu, and it takes half a day to ride a horse. Pingfeng entered the city, but did not go to Niuma City, only three pennies to ask for a pair of paper and pen, wrote a post, and came to the door of the Qingzhou prefect to deliver it.

The doorman in front of the prefect's yamen looked Pingfeng back and forth, then raised his face to the sky, and sneered: "My lord is an official of the imperial court, and I don't know how many people to see or how many things to do in a day - your clothes and hats are not neat, and the gifts are not complete, so you dare to come and ask to see?" If you know the eyes, go away by yourself as soon as possible, so as not to be hard with the water stick! ”

Pingfeng's face did not change, this time he handed over the book with a door bag, and said in a harmonious voice: "I didn't dare to disturb the prefect, but Xiaosheng and the prefect are good at the family. Therefore, hard brother, these scattered copper coins, buy a pair of shoes to wear! ”

When Mending heard that the poor sour in front of him was actually a good friend of the prefect, and he had a loose copper coin to buy shoes, he was a little awe-inspiring for a while. After putting the copper coin on his sleeve, he immediately smiled and said, "It turns out that the uncle is a world friend of my master?" Ouch! Damn the villain! Neglect your old man! You wait, the little one will run errands for you! After bowing, he stepped on the Hot Wheels and went.

After a while, Mending's nose was not a nose, and his mouth was not a mouth, and without saying a word, he first poked his index finger at the tip of Pingfeng's nose, and said angrily: "Okay, you wanderer who doesn't know where you came from!" A liar who deserves to be sent to prison! You swallowed the heart of a bear, ate the gall of a leopard, and dared to come to the door of the prefect to make a ghost......"

Before he finished speaking, another package of loose copper coins under fire was handed over, and the doorman couldn't help but take it, and his shy chest couldn't help but bend, and the tone of Bailian Steel also turned into a grievance around his fingers: "...... Childe, why do you want to make us people happy? I have nothing to do to come to recognize the good of the family - how can the lintel of this prefect be so easy to climb? But it hurt me to take advantage of the excitement and go home, and I was reprimanded by the lord without saying anything, if I lost my job because of this, where would I go to reason? After speaking, the watery mung bean glanced at the flat wind and waited for something.

Pingfeng also knew the meaning of the song when he heard the strings, and immediately handed over a pack of loose copper coins that swept away his sorrows, and asked, "Did the adult say anything?" ”

Only then did the doorman take out Pingfeng's greeting post from his sleeve, and he made a great achievement: "If it weren't for me trying to say a few good words for you in front of the master, and the master saw that your handwriting was good, the guards in the house would have come out a long time ago, and the eight-strand rope would have tied you into the state prison!" Although the master doesn't recognize you as a friend in this world, he is also interested, and he writes some words on your post - that is, you, son, if you are an ordinary person, I will not give it to him! ”

Ping Feng smiled: "Thank you, thank you!" When I opened the original worship post, I saw that there was an extra line of ink-drenched grass on it, but it was written: "Holding the cold plain post, seeing the parents of the state and county, how dare the erector go through the brothers?" ”

Mending stared intently at Pingfeng's face, ready to appreciate the smile on his face, which slowly became embarrassed and frustrated, and finally hung his head and returned home. For people like him, it had become a rare pastime in a boring janitor's life — but today, he was disappointed.

I saw that Pingfeng only raised his eyebrows, like a bright double knife out of the sheath, and then pressed the worship post on the wall, and wrote hard under the approval of the prefect: "Following the knowledge of the sages, learning from the mountains and rivers in the table, ordinary people can also treat the prince!" ”

Mending saw it clearly from the side, and with a "sizzle" sound, he gasped first.

Although this doorman is a little greedy, he is also literate and has seen the world. His master Yuwen Huangzhong, the word Shutong, alias Longxi Jushi, is a native of Guangdu, Chengdu, Sichuan, in the third year of Daguan (1109) to Jinshi and the first, starting from a small official, where there is a name of integrity and the name of literature.

Yuwen Huangzhong, this person, is honest and unscrupulous, although he has been an official for a long time, his family has no money to leave, and of course he has no money to go around and give gifts. He himself also knows that the court has the power to eunuch inside, there are treacherous appearances outside, hanging scales to get promoted, pointing to the side to make up the price, and he doesn't get close to those villains, in this life and this life, there is no chance of promotion, with his own style of acting, it is a miracle in the officialdom to be able to retire the county officials.

Who knows, the miracle he imagined did not happen, but another miracle happened - Taishi Cai personally promoted Yuwen Huangzhong to the prefect of Qingzhou, and took office on the same day! Ho! This can make Yuwen Huangzhongzhang's prefect confused.

It turned out that since Ximenqing and Liang Zhongshu fought in Qingzhou City, Qingzhou has become an abyss for corrupt officials to talk about.

Do you want to be a prefect? Good! Take a million pieces. After the money was put into the warehouse, he pointed to the map, was the prefect of Dengzhou willing to do it? Dengzhou? It's a little farther away from my hometown, can you change it to a closer one? Want to get closer? Yes! Add another 100,000 guan and give you a change to Jiangzhou? Ah! Although Jiangzhou is good, there is water everywhere and there is little land, so you can't find a place to demolish it, and you can't make political achievements! Do you see if you can adjust it again? No problem! We have to do things after we collect the money, ensure the quality of the three guarantees, and the reputation is supreme - what do you think of Huzhou? It's close to your hometown, and the ground is big, so you can tear down the cover and tear it down casually, and your political achievements will be great - as long as you add another 200,000 yuan! Alas! Although Huzhou is good, this name is unlucky! Huzhou Huzhou, isn't this nonsense? If you are tired again, help me choose an auspicious place name.

At this time, the person in charge of the scale was also secretly angry - you still can't pick one? So he pointed to a place without smiling - neither left nor right, it seems that this is the only place to go! How is Qingzhou? Now that I'm catching up with the discount, I only charge you 800,000 yuan, and you are sure that you will be the prefect of the imperial court!

Qingzhou? I don't go to the money even if I don't pay for it!! There are Liangshan heroes there, these people even cut down the brother-in-law of Master Tai, if I go, isn't it the birthday guy hanging, is it a long life? I'd rather not be a corrupt official than go to Qingzhou!!

Since the end of last year, such a dialogue has been carried out countless times, the Qingzhou prefect has been unsalable, can not be discounted, seeing that the year-end bonus is affected to be in the soup, the Song Dynasty civil servants who have handled this matter have the heart to die, and they can't wait to swallow Liangshan in one bite!

But the Qingzhou prefect can't be empty forever, so Taishi Cai ordered to report those guys who don't have long eyes on weekdays to me! So several blacklists were handed over, and Master Tai waved his pen and marked who was unlucky, and Yuwen Huangzhong was honored to become the new prefect of Qingzhou.

Yuwen Huang Zhong only arrived, and before he could inspect the local terroir and Li Shu lived, many people's greetings came. When Liangshan occupied Qingzhou, these people magically disappeared, and the reasons were very good - some said that it was because their parents were born prematurely, and they had to go back to help; Some said that their house was on fire and they had to rush back to put out the fire...... Now that there is a new prefect in Qingzhou, my father and mother who were born prematurely finally gave birth smoothly after four months of rescue; After four months of fire fighting, the hidden danger of the second fire was finally eliminated, which makes people have to sigh - living in a house bigger than Afang Palace, fire prevention work is not easy!

Yuwen Huangzhong was so annoyed that he was busy dealing with these lonely ministers who strongly demanded to continue serving the country every day, and just when he was most annoyed, Mending sent Pingfeng's prayer post - which became a straw that broke the camel's back. Yuwen Huang Zhong took a look, the sender was Pingfeng, I haven't heard of it! This guy who has never heard of it dares to claim to be a good friend of his family, it is simply shameless to the extreme!

Yuwen Huangzhong stewed Pingfeng with those guys who love the motherland. But when he took a closer look, this guy named Pingfeng wrote really well. At that time, the officialdom of the Great Song Dynasty, from the emperor to the officials, all paid attention to calligraphy, and Yuwen Huangzhong was no exception. So the prefect suppressed his anger and waved his pen to inscribe a sentence of reprimand, a word is a slap in the face, which is called the sergeant's pen for killing, and the whole body shows the style of a high-level intellectual.

When the doorman returned the greeting post that had become a text to Pingfeng, he had the mentality of watching jokes. But after watching Ping Feng change the paper into a couplet, his face changed.

Ping Feng put away his pen and ink, and handed the fourth bag of loose copper coins to the doorman along with the couplet: "Brother is tired, let's take care of Xiaosheng again!" The adult's uplink, the little student has already come out, how can it not be polite? ”

The doorman took the prayer and the text and couplet, but pushed away the copper coin, and gave a deep salute to Ping Feng: "Mr. Ping, forgive me!" Fang is the villain's eyes and ignorance of Mount Tai, and he neglected Mr. Please wait a moment, sir, the villain will go and pass for Mr. With that, he drove the somersault cloud.

After a while, I heard a commotion in the prefect's yamen, and then a group of people ran out with the head of the head, shouting nonsense: "Where is Mr. Ping?" After seeing the flat wind, they all bowed respectfully one by one, and then forced their hands to stand on both sides and brought out an old man in the door.

The old man was in front, and the doorman was behind, and he saluted in front of Pingfeng: "The old housekeeper of Yuwen Mansion, on the orders of the master, greet Mr. Ping!" ”

Ping Fengxin smiled and said: "This Yuwen prefect really greeted me, a thief, as a distinguished guest!" He nodded with a smile and followed the old housekeeper into the house.

After passing the triple door, I saw a person standing in front of the living room, with a light robe and a slow belt, dressed as a writer, and saw Pingfeng coming in, and lowered the steps to greet him. Ping Feng hurriedly stepped forward to bow deeply, and at the same time had a good impression of this Yuwen prefect in his heart - this prefect was dressed like this, obviously intending to meet friends with literature, rather than using official authority to suppress people. Such a bosom is indeed an elegant and famous person.

If Yuwen Huangzhong hadn't seen the couplet Seer Pingfeng's dress, he would have thought that he was an outdated sour ding; But after seeing Pingfeng's talent, he felt that this Mr. Ping's strange clothes were shrouded in a mysterious aura. Don't dare to slack off at the moment, please enter the hall peacefully.

The two of them entered the living room and sat down separately. Yuwen Huangzhong arched his hand and asked: "If it weren't for Mr. Ping to show his talents, he would have lost a few sages today, and what would he regret at that time?" This is really a great luck! But I don't know what Mr. Ping said that it is good for the family to be a servant, what should I do? ”

Ping Feng raised his hand and pointed to the living room of the government and said with a smile: "Murong Yanda, the former prefect of Qingzhou, has Shuangnan monks and three Chinese books, all of which are good for the family with me; The adult succeeded Qingzhou and lived in Murong's old house, wouldn't it also become a good family for my Ping family? Hence the inference. ”

Yuwen Huangzhong listened to Pingfeng's words, and didn't care about investigating the strong words in his words, so he got up first and exclaimed: "Yiwei Ping's family? Isn't it the Spring and Autumn Period after Qi Guoxian is peaceful? ”

Ping Feng hurriedly got up and said, "It's the Han Sect." ”

Yuwen Huangzhong thought of Fang Cai Pingfeng's argument of "Shuangnan Layman, Sanpin Zhongshu", and at this time, he no longer felt that his words were reasonable, but he admired him for being resourceful, so he sighed: "I don't see a gentleman, and I don't know the clumsiness of a savage." ”

Pingfeng Zhengse said: "Brother Shutong's words are bad! I am not as good as my ancestors, but I can be clear, how can you boast of being the deputy of Qi Jinggong? Be cautious and cautious, be careful, as if in the valley! ”

When Yuwen Huangzhong heard this, he was shocked, and then bowed to Pingfeng Zhengli and said, "Be taught!" Pingfeng returned the salute solemnly.

After the ceremony, the two looked at each other and smiled, and returned to their seats hand in hand.

It turned out that just in a few words and answers, the two of them had already shown their extraordinary knowledge. Yuwen Huangzhong's words are more likely to be more peaceful, but the flat wind even eliminates and fights, not only showing a clever argument, but also taking advantage of Yuwen Huangzhong.

Yuwen Huang Zhong asked first, I don't know you Mr. Ping, although your Mr. Ping is talented, you shouldn't pretend to be my good family?

Pingfeng is witty and arguing - or sophistry - my Pingjia and Shuangnan Jushi and Sanpin Zhongshu are the good of the Tongjia, so Murong Yanda, the former prefect of Qingzhou, is also considered to be the good of the Tongjia, you are the successor of Murong Yanda, and the former officials are the eyes of the later officials, so isn't it also appropriate to say that my Ping family and you Yuwen Huangzhong are the good of the Tongjia?

As for Shuangnan Jushi and Sanpin Zhongshu, the former refers to Murong Hui, a celebrity scholar, who had a relationship with Su Shi, was fond of alcohol and liked to chant poetry, and was called Shuangnan Jushi because of the two Nanmu trees planted in his home; The latter refers to Murong Yanzhao, a native of Taiyuan in the early Song Dynasty, whose character is a dragon, and he has a good relationship with Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty. After Zhao Kuangyin's yellow robe was added, he ordered him to guard the north with heavy troops, and then he was inspected in front of the palace and the three products (prime minister) under the door of the same book. During the Jianlong period, he served as the former military capital of the Hunan Daoxing Camp, quelled the rebellion of Hunan Zhou Baoquan, Jingnan Gao Jichong and others, and reviewed the Taiwei, who was a generation of famous ministers.

This is just like Li Ying seeing Kong Rong during the Three Kingdoms, which also means that the two families are good at home. Kong Rong asked weishenme? Li Ying said that your ancestor Confucius once greeted my ancestor Lao Tzu, and you said that we are not good at the family?

After Yuwen Huangzhong heard that Pingfeng was a famous family, he heard the string song and knew the elegant meaning, so he naturally did not take Pingfeng as a sophistry, but admired his resourcefulness. So he used a story in Yanzi's Spring and Autumn Period to test Pingfeng - you say you are a descendant of Yanzi? I will use the deeds of your ancestors as a litmus test, but I want to see if you know whether it is true or not!

The story goes like this - Qi Jinggong had a poisonous sore on his back, Gao Zi and Guozi came to visit, and Jing Gong asked, "Is it hot?" Gao Zi said, "Hot." Jing Gong asked, "How hot is it?" Gao Zi said, "Like a fire." Jing Gong: "What color?" Gaozi: "Like an unripe plum." Jing Gong: "How big?" Gaozi: "Like beans." Jing Gong: "What does the rotten place look like?" Gao Zi: "Like a broken sole." ”

After Gao Zi Guozi left, Yan Zi came to visit. Jing Gong also asked, "Is it hot?" Yan Zi said, "Hot." Jing Gong asked, "How hot is it?" Yan Zi said, "Like the sun." Jing Gong: "What color?" Yan Zi: "Like dark cyan jade." Jing Gong: "How big?" Yan Zi: "Like a round piece of jade." Jing Gong: "What does the rotten place look like?" Yan Zi: "Like the jade sharpened with a knife on the top." ”

After Yan Zi left, Qi Jinggong sighed: "I don't see a gentleman, and I don't know the clumsiness of a savage." "-yes! People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away!

Of course, Ping Feng knew the classics of his ancestors, and he immediately fought back without moving: "I am definitely not as good as my ancestors, but you, the prefect of the Great Song Dynasty, how can you compare yourself to Qi Jinggong, the king of a country?" Zuihou also added a sentence in "The Book of Songs, Xiaoya, Xiaomin" "Be careful, such as in the valley".

This big hat is pressed down, Yuwen Huangzhong can't stop it! I had to pay homage to Pingfeng: "Be taught!" ”

At this point, regardless of whether Pingfeng is an authentic descendant of Yanzi, he has convinced Yuwen Huangzhong with his excellent knowledge.

This is a game between scribes, and it is effective in every word. Those little pot friends who plagiarize two lines of poetry or let off the air of the king after crossing can stop, how dare you do this, people are laughing and playing with you, you are a clown, and you are smug - isn't that the biggest stupidity in the world*? There are sub-teachings:

Drinking wine into the need to know yourself, good sentences when you will meet people. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.