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Lesson 1: Never argue with a woman! Although the animal of women is physically different from that of men, this difference is not the same as the psychological difference! So since that debate, I have been supporting transgender people in society, because if a person has the psychology of a woman, he really can't be a man anymore!

Now you're good enough to ask me for "your" girlfriend?! It's really raw and cooked and can't be gnawed (raw can be tolerated)! Just as I was about to criticize this man who did not look like a man with a thunderous momentum, a righteous and stern tone, and a cold look, the brainless little woman shouted in an excited tone: "You love your girlfriend very much!" Okay, I'm not going to call you! ”

After a long time, Xiaoyu and I had a discussion on the different conclusions we had reached on this issue for no less than a college student debate, which lasted for two hours. In the final argument of the positive side, Xiaoyu, an excellent fourth debater, said to me: he is afraid that his girlfriend will be jealous, that is to say, he is afraid that his girlfriend will know, no matter whether he is because of the opposing party (that is, me) for several reasons, it cannot hide the fact that he cares about his girlfriend. A woman is actually very generous, she can tolerate a man being a little lascivious outside, she can forgive a man for occasionally acting outside, and she can turn a blind eye to a man's inexplicable phone calls, but a woman will never tolerate her man not caring about her! For example, on Valentine's Day, you can give a diamond ring of 10,000 yuan, a rose of 100 yuan, a chocolate of 10 yuan, or even a kiss that costs nothing...... But if you just come to her on February 16th and say, I'm sorry I forgot, then you're dead! Because it only proves that you didn't take her to heart! In the face of Xiaoyu's huge theory, I only have a huge dizziness......

Speaking of brothers, I need to reiterate my understanding of brothers. I used to believe that brothers are like siblings and girlfriends are like clothes. Of course, I also know very well that there are always people with missing arms and legs on the streets, and there are never people who don't wear clothes. So you should know my previous understanding of this issue. Of course, now that I have grown up, that is, I am sensible, that is, I have suffered the loss of women, but what I believe in has not changed. Note that what hasn't changed is that brothers are like siblings, and girlfriends are like clothes. The footnote is still a little bit different, people always grow up in suffering, and now my footnote to this question is that if you touch my hands and feet, I will tear your clothes, if you touch my clothes, I will chop your hands and feet! For my brother I have two rib knives, for clothes I would like to cha brother two knives! Hehe, the normal mentality of a single man who is nearly thirty years old, generally I don't sue others!

Of course, these are all later words, and under the circumstances at that time, I accepted this telephone agreement that was extremely unfair to me with a state of incomprehension, and the mood at that time was as humiliating and helpless as Li Hongzhang signed the Treaty of Nanjing.

In this way, Zhou Su sent us to Xiaoyu's house.

Lesson 2: If you must argue with a woman, don't argue with her before her birthday! They will always take advantage of the opportunity available to them to fight for their rights. In this regard, their spirit is to use it when there is an opportunity, and use it if there is no opportunity to create an opportunity! And I was very unfortunate to discuss this with Xiaoyu three days before her birthday, so three days later I said goodbye to my few of the four great men. And the word birthday can be replaced with Valentine's Day, 38 Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, anniversary, and so on.

In the end, the dispute reached a reluctant consensus when both sides took a step back, that is, Xiaoyu went back to her home, and I had to observe her at least once a day, as for why me? Mainly under a pleading and complaining look, I lowered my head and couldn't bear to look at it, and this was characterized as a nod by an unscrupulous and ignorant person! And my phone should be kept open, the most unbearable thing for me is that Zhou Su actually said that it was best for Xiaoyu not to call him! Dude, it's the person you hit Alas, do I know you? Of course, under my strong protest, he said a reason that made me cry and laugh: I was afraid that his girlfriend would be jealous! What the hell?! I'm not your brother! Don't pull me to make the back pad, okay?

That debate was painful to me, and in order to let my dear friends accept this lesson of mine, I decided to list the impact of that debate on me here:

Lesson 3: This is based on Lesson 2, which is to never believe that a woman will really let you give you a hot kiss instead of a gift! Although the kiss is two-sided, women always see it as a reward for the man, and will not think of it as a gesture of yours. To put it simply, in the eyes of women, the kiss is one-way, that is, only the female kisses the male can express that she likes him, and the man does not have this advantage, and there is only one word for the man: ask for a kiss!

Hey? Hey, what? Did he just say that he didn't want his girlfriend to be jealous, and that it had anything to do with him loving his girlfriend? Maybe he just didn't want his girlfriend to know that he was spending a lot of time outside, maybe he just wanted to make sure that the red flag at home didn't fall, maybe his advertising agency was paid by his girlfriend so that he didn't dare to offend him, maybe he once made a mistake and was discovered by his girlfriend and is still on probation, maybe...... Maybe it's too much, does it have something to do with him loving his girlfriend?!

Don't talk about brothers, you Zhou Su are not even friends and me, and my relationship with you is definitely not close. Legally speaking, you are the defendant, even if I am the plaintiff, morally speaking, you are the obligation to make amends, I am a good example of Lei Feng in the snow, we can't beat each other with eight poles, even if God is blind One day you and Xiaoyu get married, I am also from my mother's family, and I will always draw a line with you!

(To be continued)