Chapter 117 117 This is a forbidden sentence, and you can't just say it
On the 14th of June, the whole of Vienna was on holiday, and everyone gathered in the tavern to talk about the coming war.
It was no surprise that someone opened a handicap, and everyone, whether rich or not, came to take a kick. A reporter wrote with emotion: "A group of ordinary people so unscrupulously regard the duel between gods and concubines that represents glory and dignity as a means of fun, and this kind of thing is probably the first time in the whole world." If I were a god, I wouldn't want to see that, but I'm an ordinary person. β
At the same time, Lin Youde's words to answer the Queen of England at the airport were also widely spread by reporters, and newspapers all over the world were busy lining up the relevant numbers. In addition, Lin Youde's fight with the Queen of England at the ball has naturally become a favorite of the gossip tabloids, and some reporters who are not afraid of big things interpret this as Lin Youde's intention to "conquer" the Queen, and this Oriental is "ready to follow Napoleon's example and conquer Europe with his crotch".
The newspaper boss must have loved Lin Youde to death, and now it seems that no one is better at "making big news" than him.
The day of the 14th ended in a lively atmosphere.
That night, Lin Youde woke up from his sleep and found only Viola lying beside him.
He gently removed Viola's arm around his neck and sat up on the bed, before finding the fox sitting on the windowsill.
The girl only wore a ****, her white and soft skin was bathed in the moonlight, and the carcass that was originally extremely colorful had a little holy taste under the blessing of the moonlight. Lin Youde walked out of bed, and the movement of him getting out of bed made the fox's ears move, but the girl did not look back, but continued to look at the night scene outside the window.
Lin Youde walked to the fox's side, and although the moonlight washed away the fox's color, he still reached out and stroked the flesh ball on the fox's chest. The girl laughed: "You guy, it's really made of hormones from head to toe." β
Lin Youde also smiled, he wrapped his free left hand around the fox's waist, and with his right hand, he released the meat ball, slid down the fox sternum line, and gently stroked the rib arch that was faintly exposed above his little belly. He sighed while touching it: "Your figure, where there should be flesh, is fleshy, and where the outline of the bones should be exposed, there is no ambiguity at all, I really can't admire it." β
"I'm a god, and I've always been mindful of exercising to burn fat."
"I don't know who Lu Dao is who eats and drinks all day and then cries as soon as he weighs himself." Lin Youde touched the rib arch and began to touch the collarbone again, while the fox showed an expression of a cat being scratched his chin, and his half-squinted eyes looked very intoxicated.
"I'm crying because I'm strict with myself, and if there's meat where I shouldn't, then you don't like me."
"Yes, so please keep up this dreamy body. But be careful not to build muscles, eight-pack abs or something......" Lin Youde patted the fox's belly.
The fox seemed to be amused by the "eight-pack abs" and laughed happily.
"No, a god like me has a strong body in itself, and it is impossible to train abdominal muscles with that level of exercise. If Viola practices like this, it is estimated that her abdominal muscles will soon be out. β
Lin Youde imagined the appearance of Viola's eight-pack abdominal muscles, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
The fox turned his gaze out of the window again, and Lin Youde leaned close to her, taking her whole person into his arms, and his chest muscles pressed against her back with a well-defined spine line.
"Speaking of which, I can't even see such a distinct vertebral line on Viola's back."
"Because Viola's flesh is evenly distributed all over the body."
After the fox finished speaking, Lin Youde heard the voice behind him: "Hey, I heard it." β
Lin Youde turned around and saw Viola getting off the bed, she originally reached out and wanted to take the clothes on the chair and put them on, but after looking at Lin Youde and the fox, she also ran over wearing a ****.
As a result, the holy carcass bathed in the moonlight in front of Lin Youde's eyes suddenly turned into two. Although the two have a huge difference in stature, they both have a fatal attraction to Lin Youde.
Just as Lin Youde was admiring, the fox reached out and stroked the ribs on Little Viola's chest.
"What are you doing!" Viola took a step back and raised her hand to protect her chest, looking frightened.
"Because my dear will definitely not do this, so I will make up for Viola's regrets." The fox said with a smile.
"You!" Viola was speechless for a moment, and after a few seconds, she glared at Lin Youde fiercely.
Lin Youde sighed and stretched out his hand.
Viola removed her hand to protect her chest and let Lin Youde touch her ribs, the redness on her face was not obvious in the moonlight.
After Lin Youde's fingers went back and forth on his ribs a few times, he simply dragged Viola directly to his side and hugged the fox into his arms together. Then he said, "You two, why do you bother, it's all my heart anyway." β
"Well, I thought we were using each other's partnership." The fox replied in a surprised tone, "When did I rise to the level of the flesh of my heart, I didn't even know what to do!" β
Lin Youde smiled, ignored the fox, and changed the subject: "Don't die tomorrow, I'm still waiting for you to be a wet nurse for me and Viola's child." β
"Woo, can you only be a wet nurse if you have big breasts?" The fox immediately began to fake crying.
Viola pinched Lin Youde angrily: "I, I can also have milk!" Don't look down on people! β
After saying that, she also stiffened her small chest.
"Oh, it's very strong, but the reality is sometimes so cruel!"
This time Viola really felt like she was going to cry, I don't know what she was talking about, Lin Youde always felt that Viola would become a very childlike as long as she was in front of her recently, not at all like the president who could fight with the opposition with the assistance of Gobel and Green. This is probably the so-called "dependency".
Lin Youde just wanted to comfort Viola, but the fox's words drilled into his ears again: "Speaking of which, my dear, you are really unlucky, obviously in the eyes of others, you are very happy, but until now, you can only solve it yourself." β
Lin Youde looked back at the fox and said in his heart, Nima, who do you think this is doing.
"Self, self-solution?" The good boy Viola hadn't reacted yet, but it was clear that she wasn't lacking in knowledge, as evidenced by the fact that her blushing was so red that she could see it in the moonlight a few seconds later.
"W-This is true?" Viola looked at Lin Youde.
Lin Youde is extremely embarrassed, the fox is still relying on Miss Left and Miss Right all day long, people who don't know the way must think that he Lin Youde is X incompetent. But he nodded.
Viola looked down suspiciously, then said, "No, don't worry, I, I'm also very small, so it's fine!" β
The fox laughed so hard that he almost fell off the windowsill into the garden.
"You, you laughing hair!" Viola was upset, "I always thought you said you didn't do anything to take my feelings into account, but it turned out to be true!" You **** did not do well! It's your job to do my job when it's inconvenient for me! β
This time, Lin Youde and the fox were shocked together, and the two looked at Viola in amazement. The fox first asked in a shocked state, and asked in a tone of surprise, "Do you really think so?" β
"Otherwise, how can you agree to the existence of ****."
Lin Youde's jaw was about to fall to the ground.
The world here is in a wonderful state on the issue of women's rights. Through a long history, the goddess has been separated from ordinary women, and although everyone still sees them as women, in fact, they are completely different from women who have not been favored by God in terms of social power and status. Shinki has the same power and status as a man, and can hold all positions that only a man can hold, and does not need to follow the red tape that is directed at women.
So the fox was so commotionous all day long, but no one treated her as a wave **** and treated her coldly, because her status is actually the same as those suave sons - no one will despise him because of the mercilessness of a son's brother game flowers, otherwise Xu Zhimo would have ......
In fact, in the marriage relationship, the status of the god is a little higher than that of the man, they can ask the partner to be loyal to them like a man, once the man is found to be cheating, the god can immediately announce the dissolution of the marriage, if the object of the man's cheating is not the god queen, she can even propose to punish the man. Therefore, Napoleon's kind of guy who has been favored by many gods at the same time and successfully established the harem of gods is actually rare in this world, and basically the most famous ones have become heroes who have left a name in history.
However, most of these people died in the harem to compete for favor.
In the world here, the man who left his name in history is either a capable minister or an overlord, and there is no middle option.
However, the patriarchy among ordinary people has gradually affected the gods, after all, the gods were raised by ordinary people when they were young, and the ideas of these people will have a subtle impact on their outlook on life. Especially in the last few hundred years, the strength of men has gradually increased with industrialization, and systematic magic techniques have been developed, so in the last few hundred years, male monarchs have begun to increase.
But the status of the goddess as a transcendent woman has been retained.
This is also the reason why the love triangle around Lin Youde is now so attractive to Europeans, and everyone is speculating whether he will become a virtuous minister to assist Viola, or an overlord who will conquer the gods.
To outsiders, the difference between the two depends on whether Viola and the fox can live in harmony.
And Lin Youde himself is also carefully guarding the balance between the two girls, several times he felt that the fox was waiting for him to be strong, but he chose to shrink his head, because he thought that this would make Viola, who was already engaged, unhappy, and then caused the conflict between the two to intensify - Lin Youde is not sure whether the usual fights and quarrels between the two are joking or there is really a contradiction.
But now that Viola came out of her mouth, he was stunned.
"Why, what's wrong?" Viola also looked confused by the atmosphere in front of her, and began to be a little confused, "I, let me explain first, there is no malicious intent in that statement just now, I, I don't really treat Chihiro as a ****, but it will be easier to explain it like this." I ......"
At this time, the fox suddenly rushed up and hugged Viola, and sucked it hard at her mouth.
"Woooooo Viola let out a grief and slapped the fox on the back.
The fox sucked up, then let go of his hand, and wiped his mouth with a look of thanksgiving and hospitality.
Viola gasped for air, gasping and muttering, "I thought my tongue was going to be sucked out." β
"I can't help but love you too much, little Viola." The fox patted Viola on the shoulder, then turned to Lin Youde, her eyes shining green like wolves.
As soon as she waved her "claws", Lin Youde's **** was shattered - in fact, Lin Youde's pelvis should be broken together with the ****, but Lin Youde has a plug-in that is immune to Shenji's damage, so only the **** hangs.
Without waiting for Lin Youde to react, the fox slapped him back several steps and fell on the bed.
"You're welcome!" The fox pounced on the bed in a hungry tiger pounce and slammed it to the floor.
It turned out to be Viola tugging at her tail.
At this time, the guard shouted outside the door: "Your Excellency, Advisor? β
"It's okay! Don't come in. Lin Youde and Viola shouted together.
Before the guards could respond, the fox shouted, "Why are you pulling my tail?" It's not that you said you didn't care! β
"But here I am!" Viola obviously didn't care about anything, and shouted back, "How can you do such a thing in front of me?" β
"Then you can come along!"
After that, the fox ripped off Viola's pants, and then grabbed Viola and put it on Lin Youde.
Viola's face became even redder when she found herself sitting on the part below Lin Youde's shoulder that could not be described.
"W-what...... ......Before she could finish speaking, Viola's nosebleed came out, and her body suddenly lost its strength, and she fell to the side like a green onion.
"What, I've seen it so many times when I'm taking a shower." With an expression of frustration, the fox grabbed Viola's body and threw her to the other side of the bed.
"Tap, that's my fiancΓ©e." Lin Youde said.
"Okay, okay, Shenji won't be injured because of such a collision, rest assured." Saying that, the fox rode Lin Youde's body by himself, "Okay, since Little Viola doesn't really care, then let's play to our heart's content." Do you know what I'm doing when you go to the bathroom? β
Speaking of this, the fox suddenly stopped, frowned, and then she moved back and sat on Lin Youde's lap, looking down to see what was going on.
Lin Youde hurriedly explained: "What, this matter is developing too fast and I'm still in chaos, so it's not ......"
As Lin Youde was talking here, the fox held his chest with both hands, shook vigorously, and then looked down to check his reaction.
"Don't do that, you make me want to laugh like this, okay?"
"What are you doing?" The fox had a puzzled expression, "So far, a young man will react just by glancing at the placket of my low-cut dress!" You did the same when you first started! Am I used to showing too much in front of you? β
"You do show too much."
As soon as Lin Youde finished speaking, the fox grabbed Viola who had fainted, stretched out one hand from under her arm to hug her, and fiddled with Viola's thigh with the other hand, shaking in front of Lin Youde.
"Look, this is your favorite little Viola's thigh! And usually she doesn't let you see the parts below the shoulder that can't be described in detail! β
This time, Lin Youde really laughed: "You are like a pork seller, this is even more X, okay!" β
The fox pursed his lips and put Viola down - this time it may have been read by Lin Youde, so he put it very carefully.
Then she began to try other means.
"Don't poke it!" Lin Youde immediately stopped her, "If you really want to have an effect, then lick it." β
"No, it's dirty." The fox immediately rejected Lin Youde's suggestion.
Lin Youde is quite helpless, if others are looking at this, it is estimated that there will be questions about "whether these two are going to do embarrassing things or talk about cross talk".
"You wait a minute, wait for me to brew it, it's fine." Lin Youde said this to the fox, and then fixed his eyes on the fox's chest. But this always reminded him of the way the fox shook his chest like a fool just now, but it didn't work at all.
So Lin Youde closed his eyes and began to search for fragrant pictures in his mind, but what came out was all foxes, isn't it completely useless! But Lin Youde can't remember what Bodo and Aoi look like at this time.
At this moment, Lin Youde suddenly felt that someone was using a sponge or something to stimulate him, and the sponge was still wet.
The next moment he realized what it was.
He opened his eyes and saw the fox on his waist swinging his waist and ass back and forth.
"Oh," the fox looked down, "it seems to have worked." β
"If you don't say that, it's really valid, and now I'm acting again."
The fox pouted, and the boss was displeased.
She pounced on Lin Youde, slapped him hard and buried her head in his chest: "Men are really troublesome!" β
"I'm a man, I'm really sorry." Lin Youde was also very helpless, if he had just crossed over, he would have died just by seeing the naked fox so sassy.
This is also a form of growth.
Moreover, the fox sells like this all day long, and he Lin Youde always reacts to the necrosis of the cavernous body sooner or later, which is also self-protection.
The fox lay on Lin Youde's chest and continued: "That's it, anyway, there will be time in the future, and we will brew the atmosphere from scratch tomorrow night." β
Lin Youde was about to say, "This is a forbidden sentence of death", Viola, who had been unconscious, said "um", and then woke up, she stared blankly at Lin Youde and the fox lying together, and was stunned for a long time before coming back to her senses.
"You ...... Done? β
Lin Youde was also embarrassed to say, "I didn't get hard", so he nodded stiffly.
Viola immediately looked devastated, she shook her head, and said in a tone more like convincing herself, "Well, it's for the sake of you going to the duel tomorrow......"
"Ah," the fox turned his head to look at Viola, "and now we're going to have a baby, earlier than little Viola." β
Viola was stunned for a moment, and then she said recklessly: "It's okay, Germany is not an empire, Lin is not an emperor, it is not a hereditary system, the so-called no problem!" β
Lin Youde wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.
Then the fox said, "I'm teasing you, we still haven't done anything, I'll tell you, I've just done this......"
Then the fox added fuel to Viola what had just happened.
Viola's eyes widened with a look of disbelief, and then she turned her head and smiled comfortingly at Lin Youde: "It's okay, Germany's medical care is very developed......
And Lin Youde has been turned to ashes because of the devastating damage to his most important dignity as a man...... "Oh," the fox looked down, "It seems to have worked." β
"If you don't say that, it's really valid, and now I'm acting again."
The fox pouted, and the boss was displeased.
She pounced on Lin Youde, slapped him hard and buried her head in his chest: "Men are really troublesome!" β
"I'm a man, I'm really sorry." Lin Youde was also very helpless, if he had just crossed over, he would have died just by seeing the naked fox so sassy.
This is also a form of growth.
Moreover, the fox sells like this all day long, and he Lin Youde always reacts to the necrosis of the cavernous body sooner or later, which is also self-protection.
The fox lay on Lin Youde's chest and continued: "That's it, anyway, there will be time in the future, and we will brew the atmosphere from scratch tomorrow night." β
Lin Youde was about to say, "This is a forbidden sentence of death", Viola, who had been unconscious, said "um", and then woke up, she stared blankly at Lin Youde and the fox lying together, and was stunned for a long time before coming back to her senses.
"You ...... Done? β
Lin Youde was also embarrassed to say, "I didn't get hard", so he nodded stiffly.
Viola immediately looked devastated, she shook her head, and said in a tone more like convincing herself, "Well, it's for the sake of you going to the duel tomorrow......"
"Ah," the fox turned his head to look at Viola, "and now we're going to have a baby, earlier than little Viola." β
Viola was stunned for a moment, and then she said recklessly: "It's okay, Germany is not an empire, Lin is not an emperor, it is not a hereditary system, the so-called no problem!" β
Lin Youde wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.
Then the fox said, "I'm teasing you, we still haven't done anything, I'll tell you, I've just done this......"
Then the fox added fuel to Viola what had just happened.
Viola's eyes widened with a look of disbelief, and then she turned her head and smiled comfortingly at Lin Youde: "It's okay, Germany's medical care is very developed......
And Lin Youde has been turned into ashes because of the devastating damage to his most important dignity as a man......