Chapter 422: Three Little Treasures (3)
said that he was a prodigy, Cao Chong did not object, but he deceived himself by the three indiscriminate methods of fooling dementia, Cao Chong was not very comfortable in his heart.
To paraphrase the classic phrase: you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my intelligence.
Yuan Mai showed a satisfied look on his face, nodded and said: "Yes, Cao Chong, you can hear such a profound mystery in my words, just Chong, you deserve the name of a prodigy!" Have real skill! β
When Cao Chong heard this, his face turned a little dark.
"Fourth Prince Yuan, in your heart, how stupid am my prodigy?"
Yuan Mai smiled, suddenly raised his hand, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Cao Chong, I'll ask today, do you dare to compare with me!" β
Although Cao Chong is smart, he is only a teenager after all, and he belongs to the heart of a teenager, and seeing Yuan Mai shouting like this, he naturally doesn't want to fall behind.
A prodigy, that's what anyone can call? This Yuan buys the sky and the earth is thick, and it needs to be dialed a little!
Cao Chong immediately asked: "Dare to ask Yuan Sigongzi, you said to compete, how can we compare?" β
When the generals on both sides heard this, they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.
Sure enough, it's still a group of children, no matter how smart they are, they are also young, and in less than three or two sentences, the honor guard of the Son of Heaven is still on the side, and they are playing by themselves, which makes it clear that they forgot what they came to do!
Yuan Mai didn't care about that, he stretched out his right index finger, a little Deng Ai, and said, "Look at this kid?" His name is Deng Ai, he is a straightforward stammer, he never cheats, and he is the most trustworthy, so let him take the test for the two of us in front of the two armies today, to verify who is qualified to serve as a prodigy, as for the soldiers of the two sides. It can just be proof, if you lose in the future, you will be out, so that they can prove that this son did not bully you, how about it? β
When Cao Chong heard this, he slowly swept his gaze to Deng Ai beside Yuan Mai.
Deng Ai was so frightened that he stammered and raised his hand to his nose and said, "I, I, I'm out of the question?" β
Yuan Mai nodded and said, "That's right, you have a question!" β
After that, he turned his head and asked Cao Chong: "Cao Chong." Do you dare? β
If it were someone else, he would definitely think that Yuan Mai would be suspected of cheating in advance if he asked Deng Ai to ask questions, and he would be a troublemaker, but Cao Chong is conceited that he has the name of a prodigy, and Yuan Mai and Deng Ai, the two big cloves of garlic, are really not in his eyes at the moment.
How much can a gentleman and a knock be? No cheating is fair. Cheating doesn't matter.
But in fact, Yuan Mai suddenly came up with something in the middle of the battle, and he was not prepared at all in advance, and he really didn't cheat.
Cao Chong thought for a moment. waved his hand and said: "In this case, let's ask this knock brother to come up with the question, astronomy and geography, poetry and songs." Cao should be. β
Deng Ai was frightened when he heard this, and said, "Really, really, really let me come?" β
Yuan Mai said helplessly: "No way, you look at these individuals on both sides." It's not a martial artist or a reckless man, but it's very skilled to let someone kill, it's like eating beans, don't you want their lives if they ask questions...... Come on! Brother, it's you! This is also an inseparable opportunity to witness the birth of a new prodigy for the Han world, and you are blessed to burn high incense on your ancestors. β
Deng Ai looked left and right, and his heart was the same, in front of the two armies, there were some five big and three rough men, and the people who could give these two boys questions were really only themselves.
Deng Ai hesitated for a moment, then rushed out, first looked at Yuan Mai, and then said to Cao Chong in the distance: "In Xia Deng, Deng Ai, young and widowed, this - this is not, there will be no school questions, questions." But I remember when I was a child, I heard my uncle Yuan Shang talk about a few small and small interesting questions, and I took them out today - to offer ugliness, and take the test and the school. If you are rude, I hope you will forgive me and forgive me. β
Cao Chong didn't have anything, but Yuan Mai's heart couldn't help but chuckle.
What interesting questions did Yuan Shang tell? Why does this sound so unreliable?
It's just that now, the person was chosen by himself in front of the two armies, and Yuan Mai regretted it and had no choice, so he could only let Deng Ai open his mouth and ask there.
I only heard Deng Ai cough, but in a blink of an eye, he didn't stutter anymore, and he spoke as smoothly as he spoke.
"Listen to the question, if there is a carriage, the eldest is driving, the second is on the carriage, and the third is on the ground, may I ask who this carriage will be?"
When this question was spoken, not only Cao Chong and Yuan Mai, but even the generals of the two sides couldn't help but be stunned when they heard this.
Yuan Mai blinked his eyes, looked at Deng Ai and said, "This, this is also a problem?" β
Deng Ai changed his usual demeanor, turned his head and glared at Yuan Mai, put on the examiner's shelf, and said, "Don't talk nonsense!" Hurry up and answer the quiz! Otherwise, you will be counted as disturbing the atmosphere of the examination room, and you will be counted as abstaining! β
Yuan buy: "............"
Cao Chong touched his chin, thought about it, and analyzed: "The eldest is a coachman, the third is a pawn, only the second child sits on the chariot, and his status is no more noble than others, this car must be the second's." β
Yuan Mai snorted: "How can my third brother's question be so easy to guess?" As the saying goes, the real is the virtual, the virtual is the real, I guess the carriage is the third child walking next to the car! β
Deng Ai turned his head and said, "What is the reason?" β
"There is no reason! Cover! β
Deng Ai's face showed a trace of helplessness and said: "Actually, it's normal for the two of you to not guess, when Uncle Yuan told me about this topic, I didn't think about it, the answer: the car is if." β
As soon as these words came out, Cao Chong and Yuan Mai's faces suddenly turned dark.
All the soldiers on both sides coughed vigorously, and their faces were red with embarrassment.
A prodigy who came out of this kind of question? What kind of prodigy is that?
After a while, I saw Cao Chong cough in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "I see, it's such a topic taken out of context and flowery, it's clear!" I've got the hang of it! β
Yuan Mai also nodded and said, "That's right, I have also found the trick, Deng Ai, you have another one!" β
Deng Ai glanced at the two of them cautiously, and said: "Then change the serial topic, in Yizhou Nanban, or outside Jiaozhou, there is a giant thing, more than a foot tall, physical ability to accommodate several horses, big ears and long nose." The shape is unparalleled in the world...... This thing is ......"
Yuan Mai was happy and said, "I know that I have read about this thing in a book, it is called an elephant!" β
Deng Ai nodded and continued: "Then suppose we have an elephant in front of us now, and now we want to know his weight, how to measure it?" β
Yuan Mai was happy, and replied again: "It's simple, take a big shot." Put the elephant on it, weigh it and measure it, and you won't know the way? β
Deng Ai sighed deeply, and looked at Yuan Mai with a strange expression, as if he was very worried about the IQ of this good partner.
"How huge is an elephant that can be compared to a number of horses? Where to find such a big scale? If there is, who can weigh it? The fourth prince bothered you to take your mind away before you spoke, okay? β
Cao Chong thought for a while, and said slowly: "That's it." Prepare a large boat on the water, load the elephant on the big boat, carve its water marks on the boat, and place the stone on the boat. When the line is engraved, take it, weigh the weight of the stone, and get its weight. β
After Cao Chong finished speaking, the soldiers on Cao's side immediately shouted loudly. Applaud.
Deng Ai cleared his throat and said, "Don't be busy applauding, there's more!" I'll ask now. If you use the method of weighing the elephant that Cao Chong Gongzi came up with, but you still can't weigh the elephant, what is this for? β
Cao Chong and Yuan Mai were stunned.
Cao Chong's face was dark, he thought about it for a long time, and sighed helplessly: "There is nothing wrong with this method, it should work according to reason?" How can it not be called? Unexpectedly...... For what? β
Deng Ai took a deep breath.
"Because the elephants won't get on board."
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Deng Ai came up with the question, Yuan Mai and Cao Chong guessed there, although Xu Shu and the others were waiting for it, they could also listen from afar, and when they heard the questions and answers from Deng Ai's mouth, Xu Shu couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
How boring does this have to be to come up with such a cheesy and disgusting topic? It's too much to clean up!
Listening to what the kid who asked the question said, these things are all from the mouth of Yuan Shang, the lord of Hebei.
In this case, what kind of filthy person is this Yuan Shangde? Such idlers can also sit in the position of the first prince of the world......
God is blind!
Just pondering, the warrior who was sent by Xu Shu led a civil official to run over, and when the civil official saw Xu Shu, he hurriedly bowed his hand and said: "In Xia Zubi, I have seen the right general." β
Xu Shu glanced at him lightly and said, "You are Fu Baolang Zubi?" β
Zu Bi bowed and said, "It's exactly below." β
Xu Shu leaned down from his horse and whispered, "Zu Bi, let me ask you, have you ever carried the treasure that is your duty with you?" β
Zu Bi's expression was upright, and he said proudly: "The general asked this, in the lower official residence Fu Baolang, in charge of the country's heavy weapons!" If you think of it as life, you must carry it with you! Protect each other with your life! β
Xu Shu nodded and said, "What about things?" Take it out and show me? β
Zu Bi hurriedly took out a box from his personal official uniform, gently lifted the lid, and asked Xu Shu to look at the contents.
Xu Shu looked at it for a long time, nodded and praised: "It is worthy of being a national weapon, it is indeed extraordinary, at a glance, you can see that it is a heaven-sent divine treasure......... Zubi, do you know how to ride a horse? β
Zu Bi was stunned when he heard this, shook his head and said: "I have had wind problems in my legs since I was a child, and I can't ride a horse, so I can only ride a car." β
Xu Shu was happy when he heard this, and a slightly sinister smile suddenly flashed on his face, and he only looked at Zu Bi with a shake, not knowing what to do.
"Can't ride a horse? That's great! Zu Bi, now is an important moment for the country's survival, if Your Majesty wants to arrive in Luoyang safely, you will have to make some sacrifices, and in Xu's current view, the only thing that can be sacrificed is you and the treasure in your arms......"
Zu Bi's face suddenly changed when he heard this: "General, what do you mean by this?" β
But seeing that Xu Shu didn't answer him, he instead ordered to a guard beside him: "Come on, please Master Fu Bao Langzu get on the horse!" β
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At this moment, Yuan Mai and Cao Chong are still competing for the name of the prodigy, but the problem is that the question in Deng Ai's mouth is too ...... What, the two of them answered for a long time and didn't even answer a question properly.
The soldiers on both sides shook their heads, feeling very embarrassed.
Although these questions are a bit disgusting, it is too embarrassing to not be able to answer one of them! Is this IQ still a prodigy? How to find it!
Deng Ai's voice was still ringing in the field, it was very strange, when it came to this kind of occasion, Deng Ai not only did not stutter, but spoke more and more neatly!
"Next question, say there is a fat man. One day he suddenly fell off his horse and died, what has become of him? β
Cao Chong's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "A fat man is a fat man, what else can he become?" β
Yuan Mai simply didn't even squeak.
Deng Ai glanced at the two of them carefully, and said in a low voice: "It's become...... Dead fatty. β
Cao Chong and Yuan Mai almost vomited blood.
Cao Chong raised his finger and pointed at Deng Ai, and roared angrily: "That little who, little knock!" What do you mean? Yes? What a problem! Deliberately disgusting people, isn't it? Is there anyone like you? Yes? Who to play! β
But seeing Yuan Mai waving his sleeves, he said angrily: "What a problem!" There is no reliable one, the third brother took out something to fool you, and you can also publicize it? Isn't that tantamount to a slap in the face? β
Deng Ai spread his hands. Helplessly, he stumbled again: "I, I, I-I said I wouldn't come out, but you just let me out!" What now? Who is this prodigy? β
Yuan Mai and Cao Chong, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do.
Deng Ai sighed with a helpless expression: "Want, or, this god, the name of a prodigy, let me be the first two days?" When you can answer the question, and then ask me if it's too late. β
Yuan Mai and Cao Chong had a tacit understanding for the first time, and Qi Qi yelled at Deng Ai.
"You fart! Knock ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly heard a clear sound of horses' hooves in the distance. But seeing Fu Baolang Zubi riding crookedly on an old horse, with a box under his arm, he shouted for help while rushing towards the two sides so quickly.
Yuan Mai frowned. Puzzled, he said, "Who is that?" Riding a horse and riding a crooked one, does he understand the art of horse control? β
Deng Ai glanced at his nose and said, "I, I don't think - I don't understand!" β
Cao Chong has lived in Xudu for a long time, and he still knows the Chinese martial arts of the DPRK. Seeing this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and said, "Fu Baolang Zubi, what is he doing here?" β
Zu Bi didn't know how to drive a horse. At this moment, he sat down and ran fast, he pulled the reins of the horse vigorously, and shouted at the soldiers on both sides: "Get out of the way, get out of the way for me!" β
Seeing that he was about to arrive in front of the two phalanxes, Zu Bi finally couldn't control it, and was lifted by the fierce horse, one turned over, and fell directly to the ground, his head touched the ground, his eyes rolled, and he turned his back on the air.
And the box under his armpit, with his fall, fell all over the place, inside the box, a huge piece of treasure jade 'gurgling' rolled onto the grass in front of the two armies, attracting everyone's attention!
Yuan Cao and everyone on both sides looked at the object, and they couldn't help but straighten their eyes one by one!
But see the things on the ground, the whole body is white crystal, flashing with a faint light, finely carved, the texture is like water, there are tiger buttons, there are dragon fish buttons, there are phoenix bird buttons, intersecting and discriminating, looking at it vividly, that thing is facing up at the moment, under the reflection of the sun, there are eight big characters shimmering and shining, which is written in a big seal "Ordered by the sky, both longevity and Yongchang" eight characters!
"Hissββ!"
When Cao Chong saw the object, he couldn't help but gasp, and then looked at Fu Baolang Zubi, who was knocked down by the horse and unconscious, and instantly understood what that thing was!
"Heirloom Jade Seal!"
Over there, Deng Ai squinted at the thing, thought about it for a while, and his face turned white if he realized something.
Only Yuan Mai was grinning, looked at the unconscious Zu Bi suspiciously, and then looked at the crystal clear and shining thing on the ground in the distance, although he didn't know what it was, he could also see that it was a treasure, and then instructed Wen Tu: "Go, pick up that shiny thing and let me see what it is." β
"No!" Wen Tu received the order, and then he was about to beat the horse out.
Over there, Cao Chong was full of excitement, his face was stiff, and he yelled at Yuan Mai and Wen Tu: "Stand there for me!" β
The two of them were drunk in one voice, and they couldn't help but be blind.
But seeing Cao Chong's eyes like torches, his eyes as deep as electricity swept back and forth on the two of them.
"You ...... What do you want to do? β
Although the prodigy is a prodigy, after all, he is not very old, and the city is not deep, if he doesn't drink this voice, Yuan Mai may not take it very seriously, but Cao Chong is in such a hurry, how can Yuan Mai not see the importance of that thing on the ground?
But seeing that the corner of this kid's mouth showed a wicked smile, he said, "What am I doing?" Pick up something, of course! β
Cao Chong frowned and said, "That thing is not yours, you don't want to get involved!" β
Yuan Mai Ha smiled, shook his head and said, "Joke, that thing is not mine, is it still yours?" In the wilderness, who can prove that it is yours, and write your name and engrave your last name? β
Cao Chong gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you unreasonable!" β
"Who is unreasonable to score, we have nothing to talk about with your surname Cao! Wen Tu, go and bring that thing to my son! β
"No!" When the words fell, I saw that Wen Tu was already a flying horse and rushed to pass on the jade seal of the country.
Seeing that he was about to reach the side of the thing, a fierce wind suddenly sounded in his ears, Wen Tu frowned, and immediately raised his arm towards the sword.
There was a loud bang, and the blade in his hand collided with a pair of large iron halberds in front of him, making a deafening sound.
Dian Man was also rushing at this moment, glaring at Wen Tu with a fierce face, gritting his teeth and saying: "Piff, this kind of national treasure is also something you can touch?" Go away! β
Wen Tu was furious and said, "Bastard, you are tired of blocking the general, right?" Do you know who Lu Dao will be? β
Dianman snorted and said defiantly, "Who? β
Wen Tu replied with a haughty face: "Listen! I am the Hebei Admiral Wen Chou, Wen Tu is also! Acquaintances, get out of here! Otherwise, Hugh blames the general's subordinates for not being merciful~! β
When Dian Man heard this, he first looked at it obviously, and then he sneered and laughed disdainfully.
"Oops~~, who should I be? It turned out to be ugly! I don't know how to talk about others in Hebei, but my name is like thunder! β
"............" (To be continued......)
PS: More than 5,000 words, it's a two-in-one chapter