Chapter 58 How do you usually exercise?
"Hey, why haven't I seen this content of yours before?" Zhuge Xiaobai looked at Oreo beside him, only to see him bow his head with a red face and no words.
Damn, so you look down on me and only show me part of it?
Zhuge Xiaobai suddenly had a feeling of being deceived, and then looked at the blue hat on the side, his face had turned purple at this time, which further confirmed Zhuge Xiaobai's conjecture, it turned out that these people were all guys who saw the wind and steered, and they were ready to cooperate with Doctor Who if they didn't get it.
"Ahem...... Let's not talk about this, eat first, finish eating, and form our army, which is really an activity that cannot be weakened on this island, and if we don't get it right, we will be caught by them again. Speaking of being caught, Zhuge Xiaobai thought about the scene of the stickman in the last picture being caught by Doctor Who for research, and felt uneasy.
Hearing Zhuge Xiaobai's words, the blue hat immediately began to talk to the mud, saying: "Yes, yes, Mr. Zhuge is right, we should form an alliance, otherwise we will really be captured alive by others." Hahaha......"
After the blue hat relieved the embarrassment, the white rabbit had roasted all the game he had brought and distributed it to everyone.
It's good to work when you're full, don't add this sentence at all, Zhuge Xiaobai still remembers that he advertised to others before, a lot of things came out, and he didn't get the last penny, and he was hungry to borrow money to live.
"I don't know what happened to my wife and children? It's been these days, will you think I'm dead?" Zhuge Xiaobai thought of this, his nose was sour, and he burst into tears.
The most feminine white rabbit discovered Zhuge Xiaobai's abnormality as soon as possible, and asked with concern: "Master, what's wrong with you?"
"Ah, it's okay, it's just smoky...... It's just smoky......" Zhuge Xiaobai snorted haha.
"Okay, let's discuss countermeasures, how to build a powerful army of sea, land and air attack and defense in the next step?" Your Excellency the Blue Hat, what do you suggest?" Zhuge Xiaobai said as he ate.
The blue hat was asked like this, and almost bit his tongue off. For him, the concept of "sea, land and air attack and defense" needs to be explained, he is just a housekeeper, and he followed his prince Oreo without learning or knowing, and inexplicably entered the island and obtained the ability, which is also a real accident.
"Master Zhuge , what does it mean to integrate land, sea and air attack and defense?" Oreo asked puzzled, and the blue hat on the side finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But this question also asked Zhuge Xiaobai, the reason why he said this was just that he felt that this name seemed to have been heard on TV, and he felt more awesome, as for how to establish such a sea, land and air attack and defense integration, I really don't know. So the three of them faced each other, and the embarrassment that had just passed reappeared.
"Giggle...... You're just an embarrassing trio, you don't even know this, and you still come out to mess around. Teacher Yoga Wang laughed directly on the side, although she is a yoga teacher, but she is a die-hard fan of the military, and she is really familiar with this issue.
"You know?" Zhuge Xiaobai felt like an idiot, and began to ask this neurotic teacher Wang again, I really don't know if his brain is bad or if Teacher Yoga Wang's brain is good.
Teacher Yoga Wang stood up, walked over with a posture of teaching elementary school students, and motioned to Zhuge Xiaobai to move some place for him.
"You dig a little pit here and pour some water. He pointed to the blue hat as he spoke.
Then he looked at Zhuge Xiaobai and said, "You pile up a few small sand dunes here, and I'll start teaching you." ”
The three of them nodded helplessly, who told them not to study hard. After everything was ready, the three of them respectfully asked Teacher Yoga Wang to give them a military lesson.
"Ahem, hello students, let's relax first, then move and get ready to lower down," Yoga Teacher Wang said unhurriedly, but the three of them were stunned.
I saw that Teacher Yoga Wang's face suddenly turned red to the back of his ears, and he shook his right hand and said, "No, no, I'm used to yoga classes, you just need to look here." After that, he picked up the wooden stick on the side and began to explain.
"This land, sea and air, that is, running on land, swimming in the sea, and flying in the sky must have our own strength, and at the same time attack and defense are integrated, that is, we have the ability to attack and defend on these three planes, you see here, if we attack on the ground, we must support in the air, and if we retreat, we must let go in the air, in fact, the air is the first...... But if there is a blow in the air, we must also support it on land...... "Teacher Yoga Wang said hard.
Zhuge Xiaobai held his chin with his right hand, his heart is not steady, and he really doesn't want to believe it and can't believe it for this yoga king teacher in the second secondary school. Watching her point at the small sand dunes and then on the small pool, the blue hat looked passionate, and Oreo nodded knowingly.
After the yoga teacher's explanation, the three men have already understood what it means to integrate sea, land and air attack and defense.
However, Oreo, who was provoking trouble, asked again: "Master Zhuge , what is the use of our navy, Doctor Who lives in the middle of the island, quite far from the sea......"
"You ......" Zhuge Xiaobai almost didn't come up in one breath, and he was about to be angry to death by this probationary disciple.
"Ahem...... This doesn't matter, that's what it means, the prince doesn't have to be entangled. The blue hat continued and sludge on the sidelines.
Zhuge Xiaobai finally understood why he was so depressed after meeting them, it turned out that they were all masters of mud and pole lifting. I can't help but think of a joke:
Question: "Your Excellency, how do you usually exercise?"
Answer: "I usually raise the bar online!"
Q: "......"
"Purr......" Cancer's two bulb-like eyes flickered, projecting the previous map, clear coordinates and the types of insects were already standard.
Zhuge Xiaobai knew how to assemble an army.
"Blue Hat, Oreo, White Rabbit, we divide the work to find the following insects, and then start the first step of the plan to pile up troops" Zhuge Xiaobai confidently arranged this work.
"But...... But...... Master Zhuge , we have a lot of trouble finding the millions of insects, and we can't get them back at all. Oreo raised the bar again.
Zhuge Xiaobai was simply angry, and said, "Little apprentice, can you listen to me?"
The blue hat is still playing with the mud, and Zhuge Xiaobai has a feeling that he has chosen the wrong teammate.
"Each of you can find an ant nest, a hornet's nest, a spider web with spiders, these are either large groups of creatures, or hunters, with them our legion can be expanded to tens of thousands in a day. "Zhuge Xiaobai divided the labor according to the previous plan and strategy of piling up troops, but this time he had to change his strategy.
"Cancer...... You go to find a few creatures that can carry people to give each of them a ......" Zhuge Xiaobai arranged work for everyone, and did not forget to equip them with "luxury cars", he was really a caring boss.
After Zhuge Xiaobai's explanation, the blue hat and the others had already understood their task, so they split up to look for insects, and Cancer also ran into the water with his light bulb eyes.
In the blink of an eye, Zhuge Xiaobai and Teacher Yoga Wang were left on the beach.
"If you want to find something, you can go and flutter a few butterflies, right?" Zhuge Xiaobai looked at Teacher Yoga Wang arranging his work at random.
"Okay, Mr. Zhuge , can't I go? I'll catch a long snake for you later." Hahaha...... "Zhuge Xiaobai listened to the voice of Teacher Yoga Wang, and had the feeling of seeing Wang Lingling before.