Actually, I don't want to deal with the eunuchs, because seeing them reminds me of some bad memories.

Although I know that I should "not be happy with things, not be sad with myself", I still can't help but be depressed.

But Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court, designated me to continue to be responsible for the bad things of the eunuch gang, so the eunuch gang is my responsibility.

The headquarters of the Eunuch Gang is in Xianbei County, very close to Chang'an City, and I rushed there with a group of people.

Although Xianbei County is most famous for the Eunuch Gang, those county residents seem to regard this fame as "notorious".

I could tell by my hair how much they despised the eunuchs!

The children of the eunuch gang also seem to be broken, have a very bad attitude towards the county citizens, and their own behavior is also obscene.

As a result, this situation has been in a vicious circle, and it is impossible to distinguish who is right and who is wrong.

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Gao Yingyao, the leader of the eunuch gang, and Yu Zhenqia, the supervisor of the gang, came out of the headquarters to greet me.

The two of them are like two ordinary eunuchs, I guess if you throw them into the palace you will never find them again.

They nodded to me.

My vanity was inflated.

You think, a gang leader and prison gang of tens of millions actually nodded to me.

I'm so satisfied that I'm going to fly.

I said, "This ...... I just sent it to see from the Inner Court. ”

I sat in the main chair in the center, and the two of them sat at the front of the two rows of chairs on either side.

This formation, as if I am the leader of the eunuch gang.

Gao Yingyao, the leader of the eunuch gang, leaned forward and only dared to sit half of his ass on the chair.

He said, "Thank you for your help!" ”

Prison Gang Yu Zhenqia sat on the left and said to me in the same gesture: "At that time, we were tied up and killed immediately!" ”

I have nothing to say.

These two wastes, the gang leader and the prison gang do this, it is better to die!

However, I also thought that these two were forced into the eunuchs by the inner court, and it was inevitable that they would not have a sense of authority—and besides, they would not be stuffed with two powerful ones.

I asked, "Who tied you up?" Who dares to order the eunuch gang to besiege Chang'an? ”

A thick voice came: "Me! ”

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A beautiful man with a length of seven feet and seven inches slowly walked out from behind the phoenix screen behind my chair.

The gang leader Gao Yingyao and the prison gang Yu Zhenqia looked at him in horror, and only a quarter of their butts were done.

I asked, "May I ask who is this ......?"

He touched his beard: "Under Li Weinan, the leader of the Eunuch Gang." ”

Me: "Damn, how many gang leaders are there in the Eunuch Gang?" ”

Him: "Countless of them. However, they all pushed me to be the head of the house. ”

I know a little bit about this. You think, a gang of tens of millions must be divided into many gangs piecemeal.

I gave a thumbs up to Li Weinan, the leader of the Eunuch Gang: "The gang leader can achieve the image of Your Excellency, tall and majestic, majestic and lofty, and his voice is hoarse, especially this beautiful beard, which really subverts the stereotype of the Eunuch Gang in the world!" ”

Him: "Your Excellency, with just a few tongues, let millions of eunuch disciples be driven by you, this is the true color of the inner court!" I see that you also have a loud voice and extraordinary momentum, and you have also subverted the image of the inner court in my heart! ”

Me: "I'm just a small imperial official in the inner court, eating in the palace, and when I come out, I am also acting in the name of the inner court and the emperor, which is insignificant." ”

Him: "Haha. I am the same, relying on the prestige of the King James Gang and the King James Prison Gang to beg for food for my brothers. As for this fake beard, it satisfies my vanity. I was castrated when I was thirty years old, so my voice was always hoarse. ”

I grimaced: "And you're not too bold!" You actually dare to hold the gang leader and the prison gang hostage, and instigate the gang to besiege Chang'an! ”

My voice was so loud that dozens of forbidden soldiers rushed up with submachine guns in hand.

The butts of the gang leader Gao Yingyao and the prison gang Yu Zhenqia have completely left the chairs.

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Li Weinan's voice was very calm: "The gang leader and the prison gang were originally sent by the imperial court, and we didn't know each other before they came!" Not killing them is already giving the emperor a lot of face. As for the siege of Chang'an, the brothers can't live anymore, blocking is death, not blocking is death, what's the difference? ”

He looked around at the people and continued, "But now, the brothers in the gang have been instigated by you, and we are doomed. ”

Me: "Why be so pessimistic, for example, if you regain your allegiance to the inner court, you will not die. As for the gangsters, maybe they won't die either. ”

Li Weinan: "You don't care about the life or death of our gang at all, although you are also a eunuch." ”

Me: "First, I really don't care about your life or death. Second, I don't care if I live or die, so what I said to you yesterday was my heart. If I get to the point where I get to your point, I'm going to go out and die. Death will have a chance to change your sad fate. ”

Him: "That's why I didn't run away, but came here to wait to see you." I think the development of the Eunuch Gang has reached a critical moment, could it be that the Lord is our nobleman? ”

Me: "Your face transforms so quickly, and the sycophants slap so loudly, it makes me a little uncomfortable." ”

Him: "It's better to have the support of the court than to go against the court, right?" It's better to have your own people in Asari than to have opponents in Asari, right? ”

Me: "Tens of millions of eunuchs, how many people can you control?" ”

Him: "The beggar gang and the eunuch gang are super big gangs, and the gang leader can't control many people. The people of the beggar gang will listen to what they say if they think it is right, and run away if it is not right, who cares? When other gangs join, they have to accept apprentices, learn martial arts, and swear, so the upper level is very strict with the lower level. And our eunuch gang, the eunuchs are all castrated, people want to join the eunuch gang, they can add, and if they don't want to add, they don't add. We give them benefits, serve them, and they will join. And now the world is in chaos, Gyeonggi is blocked by the Central Plains, and the gang leader can't control many people. ”

I nodded, "I like your gang's style. People listen to you, which means that you have a lot of prestige. It seems that I didn't come in vain this time, and I found the right person. ”

Him: "You're here for ......"

Me: "I'm here to do you good." Of course, this benefit depends on whether you want to take it, whether you can take it, and whether you deserve it! ”

Him: "Detailed? ”

Me: "Specifically, it is to attack the private gang and the beggar gang, and then harass the Central Plains." In general, it is to listen to the inner court. ”

Him: "Isn't this the same as it is now?" If I don't give them more benefits, they will soon not even listen to me. ”

Me: "In addition to the land and property of the smugglers and the beggars, you can also go about their business." Think about it, who doesn't eat salt, doesn't wear clothes, doesn't eat food? Won't you have to worry about food and clothing like this? If you occasionally rob money and rob the road, occupy a few cottages, rob a few women who crush the village—I mean, continue to satisfy your vanity. This little day is a lot of nourishment. ”

I stared at him and continued, "However, the benefits also come at a price. Don't cause trouble in Gyeonggi, because the inner court doesn't like Gyeonggi civil strife. You should go to the Central Plains, where is your vast world. The Inner Court will give you all the support, whether it is gold dollars or swords, we can support you. By the way, I can also send you a batch of rifles. Think about it, your gang actually has rifles, who is not playing! Maybe you can dominate the rivers and lakes! ”

He laughed hesitantly and said, "You don't go to the Central Plains, you actually let us be substitutes for the dead." ”

Me: "Someone has to do it for the dead, otherwise how could people invent the term 'for the dead'?" Anyway, you don't have to. When I go back, I'll tell the inner court to appoint me as the leader of the eunuch gang! Think about it, you don't have to 'hang the curtain to listen to politics' anymore, you are the real helper of tens of millions of people! ”

He immediately said, "I agree!" ”

Me: "I like your true temperament!" I'll go first, and I'll be in touch with you at any time. ”