167. The Emperor is probably stupid (finale)
Chapter 167: The Emperor Is Probably Stupid (Finale)
Because of Xiao Yuxiu's return, the summer in Yikun Palace has become extraordinarily short and warm, and even the blazing sun seems to have become much more lovely.
From the end of June to the beginning of August, for a month and a half, Su Qingyuan never left the door of Fanghua Palace.
There is no way, the son is too good-looking, overshadowing the drama of the Crescent Moon Class, the dance of Mingyue Building, the storytelling of Hui Xianju, and the drum of Xie Sanniang, and he has become the most precious piece of meat on the tip of Su Qingyuan's heart.
As for the child, his father is gone-
Hey? Who is Lu Li?
In the living hall, someone threw down the fold in his hand and sneezed loudly.
He rubbed his nose and laughed.
I heard that sneezing means that someone is missing him, so the woman with no conscience finally remembered him?
After a short period of joy, Lu Li frowned again: After so many days, why did that woman only think about him a few times?
I haven't seen each other for more than 40 days! What about the good "not seeing each other for a day, such as every three autumns"?
Lu Li stood up, walked to the porch anxiously, and suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly.
How could he believe such a ridiculous statement?
If it really works, wouldn't his kite have been sneezing day and night for a month and a half?
Think about it, forget it, he can't bear it!
After connecting this layer, Lu Li's heart became clear again.
More than 40 days! That woman, it's impossible not to think of him!
blamed the Ministry of Rites and the annoying guys in Taichang Temple, who insisted on saying that "it is not appropriate to see each other before the wedding", which caused him and Ah Kite to be close to the end of the world, and the two lovesick places!
During this time, when he couldn't sleep every night, Lu Li always had the urge to drag those hateful old guys out and behead them.
But no.
For Tujili, for the smooth wedding, for eternity...... He could only endure it.
Fortunately, this long ordeal is finally coming to an end.
On the ninth day of the eighth month, the sky was not yet bright, and the palace was already busy.
Although the wedding doesn't start until the evening, there's so much to prepare!
auspicious clothes, attendants, honor guards, phoenix seals, holy decrees...... Lu Li had to inquire about every detail in detail, for fear that any link would fail and ruin his long-awaited ceremony.
In Yikun Palace, it was still as calm as ever.
Su Qingyuan was draped in a gauze garment, her hair was not combed, her face was not washed, and she was lying on the side of the bed looking at her sleeping son with a silly smile.
Danyue walked in with a long list of palace maids, holding the nine phoenix robes and phoenix crowns used for the wedding.
Su Qingyuan glanced up and blinked: "What time is the new year today?" ”
Danyue rolled her eyes and put the phoenix crown she was holding on the bed: "The ninth day of the first month." Are you getting married today, have you forgotten? ”
Su Qingyuan patted her head: "It seems that there is such a thing." - So what you sent over last night was lemongrass water? ”
Danyue didn't even have the strength to roll her eyes: "Otherwise? ”
Su Qingyuan scratched her scalp and smiled.
Luo Xia felt a little bad: "The lemongrass water is used by Niangniang to wash her face and wipe her body, shouldn't Niangniang not use it?" ”
The old lady next to her changed slightly: "That's not good, unlucky!" ”
Su Qingyuan smiled wryly: "I washed my face, it's not unlucky, but-I saw that the water was fragrant, so I used it to take a bath for Xiu'er by the way." ”
A few girls were a little at a loss, and even Mama was stunned.
At this time, Xiao Yuxiu had already woken up. Su Qingyuan picked him up casually and said with a smile: "This thing is troublesome, I am confused!" ”
Tongyun flattened his mouth and complained: "You yourself didn't allow us to serve on the side, we thought you all understood, who knew that there would be such an oolong!" ”
Su Qingyuan made a grimace and said strongly: "I haven't done anything wrong!" Xiu'er is my son, so of course he wants to follow me...... Marry him. ”
The grandmother and the girls were speechless, but Su Qingyuan felt a little aggrieved herself.
At this point, she has to get married, and she has to give a soft and sweet little bun!
- Did she lose a lot?
Mama saw that Su Qingyuan began to pout, and she was busy saying good things to coax her, and praised Xiao Yu for her good looks.
Su Qingyuan was angry, and was pressed by everyone to start changing clothes.
That set of clothes weighed dozens of pounds when she wore it, and Su Qingyuan felt a headache when she thought about it.
After getting dressed, Su Qingyuan looked up at the window and sighed, "Fortunately, it's already August, and the weather is cooler." If it's like last time......"
Danyue slapped her on the hand, and Su Qingyuan had to swallow her words and stop talking.
When it was almost noon, the Yikun Palace was already ready, just waiting for the envoy of the Golden Festival to greet him.
In fact, in Su Qingyuan's view, this link is completely unnecessary.
She didn't marry from her mother's family. People are already in the palace, welcome out of Yikun Palace, and then send back to Yikun Palace, why bother?
It's better for her to walk generously to the Taihe Hall by herself!
Mama saw Su Qingyuan standing in front of the window in a daze, only when she was worried, she hurriedly persuaded carefully: "Don't worry, Niangniang, the emperor has already seen the golden book and Jinbao at this time, and the envoy will come over soon!" ”
Su Qingyuan didn't care, and went back to the bed and sat down, to tease her son.
The little one sucks his thumb and giggles.
Su Qingyuan felt that this was not good, so she pinched his little hand and did not allow him to put it in his mouth again.
Who knows that the little guy will not settle down. The saliva on his little hand hadn't dried yet, and he grabbed the tassel on Su Qing's phoenix robe again.
Su Qingyuan didn't care, but the grandmothers were already anxious: "I will go to the Taihe Hall to salute later, it is taboo that the phoenix robe is damaged!" ”
So the palace maids hurriedly "rescued" Su Qingyu's phoenix robe from the hands of the little guy, but accidentally provoked the little ancestor to get angry, kicking his calves and crying.
In the Yikun Palace, there was a chaos.
The envoy of the Golden Festival on the side of the Taihe Hall did not come for a long time.
Danyue was a little anxious, stomped her feet and muttered, "It's time to get here, what are you still rubbing?" He shouldn't have repented for a while......"
The grandmothers hurriedly signaled her to stop, but Su Qingyuan didn't pay much attention to it.
It's just past noon. There are so many things to do over there in Lu Li, and it's not surprising that it grinds until the evening!
Taking advantage of this time, Su Qingyuan asked the little girl to send two plates of snacks, and ate it, and the toothless little Yuxiu was aggrieved.
The snack was finished, and the envoy still did not appear.
Su Qingyuan looked at the sky and frowned: "I think he probably doesn't want to marry." You guys go and rest first, it doesn't make sense for a group of us to wait here like we are looking forward to the stars and the moon! ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden sound of drums outside, presumably the envoy who greeted the relatives came.
The grandmothers hurriedly helped Su Qingyuan tidy up the phoenix robe again, and made sure that there was not even a tassel messed up, so they were willing to let her go out.
Su Qingyuan was not in a hurry to go out.
She sat down on the couch in front of the window and said lightly, "I'm a little tired, tell them to wait outside for a while!" ”
"Mother, outside...... It was the emperor himself who came! Xiao Linzi stumbled in.
Su Qingyuan frowned.
The grandmothers were frightened, and hurriedly covered Su Qingyu's head and dragged her up from the soft couch.
When Su Qingyuan arrived at the door, she heard a chuckle under the corridor: "The queen is reluctant to go out, isn't she shy?" ”
Su Qingyuan was puzzled: "You appear here, it seems that you don't conform to the rules, right?" ”
Lu Li smiled happily: "Why don't you follow the rules?" You're covered with a hijab over your face, so we're not 'meeting'! Folk marriages are all grooms who come to greet their relatives in person, shouldn't the formal rules be like this? ”
Mama stamped her feet beside her and said: "The folk are the folk, and the palace is the palace!" You are the emperor, how can you deign to be honored in person......"
Lu Li Zhengse said: "The queen is my wife and the mother of a country, and it is natural for me to come to pick her up, where is the 'condescending and noble'?" ”
Su Qingyuan silently walked in front of him, saluted, and was served by the palace maids and boarded the phoenix.
The grandmother next to her came back to her senses at this time, and couldn't help but complain again: "Niangniang is really ...... Who taught you to speak? You said earlier that the folk custom is that 'the bridegroom does not turn back, and the bride does not speak', how did it come to you and ...... it?"
Su Qingyuan smiled and patted her hand: "Don't worry, old man, even if I break all the rules of this big wedding, I can still be the queen today!" ”
Lu Li heard it in front of him, and the corners of his lips curled high.
The procession slowly marched to the Taihe Palace, and the honor guard and officials had been waiting for a long time.
In the middle of the hall, the south direction is set up in the section case, the gold book case is westward, the Jinbao case is eastward, the emperor's law driving book is set up in front of the palace, and the middle and Shaole are set under the east and west eaves. The left and right sides of the Danqi Middle Road display the horses, neat and tidy, lively and solemn.
Queen Fengyu stopped at the foot of the Taihe Gate, and Su Qingyuan walked down to the rhythm of His Majesty's great music, supported by the palace maids and grandmothers all the way, and walked up the steps.
As for where the guard of honor behind him stopped and how long it stretched, Su Qingyuan naturally didn't know.
Because Su Qingkite came directly from Yikun Palace, it saved a lot of time, so today's ceremony went extremely fast. After the official of the Ministry of Rites read out the edict, and Luo Xia read the book and treasure to Su Qingyuan, the gold book and gold treasure were handed over to Lu Li.
The officials and palace attendants who watched the ceremony on both sides quietly pinched their sweats and couldn't take their eyes off it.
They all knew that the last time Su Qingyuan took over the book treasure from the hands of the first emperor, the first emperor fainted on the spot and quickly swallowed his breath.
The people in the Taibu Department said that Su Qingkite's life is really not good.
So, will this emperor also ......
Everyone watched as Su Qingyuan took the treasure and bowed three times, and then secretly put down the hanging heart.
The great gift has been completed, and the emperor has not yet died.
It can be seen that the death of the first emperor is his own short life, and he does not blame others Kefu.
The grievances of Su's "Kefu" finally got snow.
- Of course, this "grievance" is just a judgment in everyone's hearts. From now on, no one will dare to put the word "Su" on their lips again. People can only pretend to believe that the woman who is canonized as the queen today is "the daughter of a foreign minister of the ministry".
Wailang Ling Chuanru stood in the crowd, looking at the woman wearing the robe of the Nine Phoenix with tears in his eyes, and his heart was full of mixed feelings.
Although the queen did not marry from the Ling family, the reward she deserved was not less at all. The lintel of the Ling family is still much more glorious in the end.
Officials who can come from the imperial examination are naturally not stupid. Ling Chuanru knew where his family's glory came from, and he also knew why his daughter didn't marry from the Ling family, and he knew why the little prince was recorded in his daughter's name. Even if the whole world knows that today's "Ling Qiao'er" is fake, he must unswervingly believe that she is real.
If you go right on this road, you will be glorious, and if you go wrong, you will be in the abyss.
Today's queen is the daughter of the Ling family; The next emperor is the grandson of the Ling family. Such an honor was something that the family had never dared to imagine before.
Ling Chuanru looked at the woman above the main hall, as if he could see the brilliant brilliance emanating from her. - The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he didn't realize that his feet were weak, and Venus was shaking in front of him.
In another corner, Su Qingjia clenched her fists, with tears in her eyes and a smile on her lips.
The Su family has come to this point, no one expected it.
The failure of his father's rebellion is inseparable from this willful fourth sister; But it was this sister who betrayed the Su family who preserved the reputation of the Su family for hundreds of years as a heroic martyr, and made a rebellion that should have been criticized by later generations become an understatement in the history books.
Now, although the general's mansion has been raided, he has been able to return to his post in the military department, and there is still hope for everything.
It's a great ending, right?
The rules of the royal family are different from those of the people. In order to accept the greetings of the hundred officials, soon after the ceremony was completed, the hijab on Su Qing's phoenix crown was removed.
The horizon finally broadened, and Su Qingyuan was in a good mood, and couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.
Although the greetings of hundreds of officials may not be without reluctance, the etiquette is comprehensive.
Although Su Qingyuan was canonized for the second time, it was the first time to be worshiped like this, and there was a little panic in her heart - quite like the mood of an ordinary daughter when she got married, nervous and excited.
After the officials congratulated each other, according to the rules, it should be the harem concubines who came to meet the queen.
This link originally required retreating to the apse to avoid the foreign ministers, but the salute did not seem to have this intention.
Lu Li just began to frown, and He Zhengru of the Ministry of Rites had already stood up: "Your Majesty, the salute official received news early in the morning, saying that Shen Gui's concubine was suddenly seriously ill and could not come to bow to the queen, I don't know if it's true or not?" ”
Lu Li snorted coldly and did not answer.
He Zhengru said stubbornly: "The matter of choosing a concubine has been delayed again and again, and now the harem is empty, only one or two people come to congratulate, I am afraid that it will be unlucky, it is better to ......"
Lu Li said in a deep voice: "It's better to change the rules of the big wedding, and in the future, the harem concubines will be canceled to congratulate the queen!" ”
The officials were in an uproar.
Lu Li said lightly: "It was originally a big celebration for the whole world, why do you need to deliberately make people unhappy!" ”
"The emperor's ......" He Zhengru had the heart to argue, but he felt that it was really inconvenient to spoil the fun on this occasion today, so he couldn't help but hesitate for a while.
Lu Li took Su Qingyu's hand, glanced down, and said coldly: "Today, I have a little thing to say to Zhongqing - your concubine Shen has been sick since she was a child, and she is dedicated to Buddha, and since the day she entered the palace, she has asked me many times for permission, and she is willing to move to Zhenguo Temple to worship Buddha and chant sutras. I remember his sincerity, and I have agreed. ”
"This ......" the civil and military officials were all stunned.
Ordinary people vow to take refuge in Buddhism, which is a sacred thing that should not be stopped by others.
But this person is the imperial concubine......
When there is a conflict between the two things of worshipping the Buddha and continuing the royal incense, which side is more important?
He Zhengru thought for a long time, and had to reluctantly say: "Your concubine Niangniang has such sincerity, which is also the blessing of Nanyue." It's just that in this way, the matter of choosing a concubine is even more imminent......"
Before he finished speaking, Lu Li added: "The good concubine Yue has committed many crimes since she entered the palace, and she knows that her virtue is not worthy of being a concubine, so she has invited herself to accompany Shen Guifei in Zhenguo Temple and recite scriptures to atone for her sins. ”
After saying this sentence, not only the ministers were shocked, but even the maids and grandmothers in the palace were stunned.
At this point, even a fool can see that he is going to clean up the harem.
He Zhengru wiped his sweat with his sleeve and said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, my dynasty has never had a precedent of six palaces without concubines!" However, the kings of the previous dynasties were absurd and unreasonable, and they favored one person to the point of losing the country - please think twice! ”
"Are you cursing the South Vietnamese country?" Lu Li's black face.
He Zhengru hurriedly denied it and knelt down.
Lu Li grabbed Su Qingyuan's hand and said in a deep voice: "I and the queen have two hearts, and there is no room for a third person, let alone the three palaces and six courts!" Now that the crown prince has been established and the country is safe, if you want to do more, it will be to make trouble and make waves! I also ask you to think twice, don't push yourself to the point where there is no way back! ”
The ministers looked at each other, and no one came forward again.
It's not that they haven't thought about this possibility, but Lu Li said such a thing in person, which inevitably shocked them a little.
Of course, they were against Lu Li's decision. But at a ceremony like today, if things are stiffened, I'm afraid it won't be able to be cleaned up!
After thinking about it repeatedly, the ministers chose to remain silent.
Seeing this, Lu Li smiled slightly, lowered his head and said to Su Qingyuan: "This is also my promise to you. ”
Su Qingyuan looked up at him, a little surprised, and a little proud.
No concubines in the six palaces?
Did he really plan to keep her in trouble?
In this way, she will have to bear a lot of infamy in the future!
Su Qingyuan pursed her lips and laughed.
Infamy, was she afraid?
Behind the crowd, a young man with a face like a crown of jade looked at Su Qingyu's smile from afar and smiled bitterly.
After all the hardships, she finally got what she wanted. He should be happy for her, shouldn't he?
The Cheng and Su families have entanglements in each generation, but they have never become a couple. He still hasn't been able to break this curse.
Is it fate, or is it ......
The woman next to her let out a sneer: "It's really useless!" If you want to cry, cry, pretend to be generous! ”
"Are you crying yourself?" Cheng Yu lowered his head and glanced at her, his tone was not good.
The other party crossed his waist and was menacing: "What do I have to cry about?" From the very beginning, it was my own wishful thinking, and people saw that I was ignorant and accommodated me a little, so I stupidly planted it...... The emperor's brother was not mine in the first place, and now I am not a loser! It's you Cheng Shizi......"
Cheng Yu hurriedly continued: "She has never been mine." - I'm glad to be recognized as a friend by her. ”
"You're out of luck! If you have a chance, you should jump out and grab your relatives now! Lord Jingmin sneered unceremoniously.
"Each other! Aren't you just muttering in the back of the crowd? Cheng Yu changed his usual gentle appearance and went toe-for-tat.
Over there, Lu Li had already pulled Su Qingkite back into the chariot.
As the sun is setting, it is time to accept the prostrations of the people.
Su Qingyuan sat beside Lu Li, looking at the curvature of the smile on the corner of his lips, only suspecting that he was in a dream.
Along the road was a cheering crowd, and no one laughed, abused, or blamed ......
It had been a long, long time since she had dreamed of that high wall.
He was about to go to the city wall, but not to die, but to receive the sincere congratulations of the people of the city.
She no longer has to pretend to fall, and she doesn't have to regard that wall as the end of her life.
From today onwards, even if it is really bitter, right?
Lu Li clasped her fingers and smiled: "What, I'm fascinated?" ”
Su Qingyuan sneered and rolled her eyes at him.
"In front of the people of the city, give me a little face!" Lu Li was helpless and smiled bitterly.
Su Qingyuan slowly hooked the corners of her lips and gave him a perfect smile.
Lu Li was overjoyed: "A kite, ...... today"
His voice stopped suddenly.
Su Qingyuan followed his gaze and glanced out, and saw a figure that was not unfamiliar in the crowd.
"Lily of the valley?" She frowned.
The other party noticed her gaze, showed her a faint smile, and moved his lips silently.
Su Qingyuan couldn't see what she was talking about.
It seems to be "congratulations", but Su Qingyuan doesn't believe that this woman with improper mental skills will give up.
Lu Li sensed that she was nervous, so he took her whole person over, put it in her ear and smiled: "Don't worry." ”
"Your ability to attract bees and butterflies is too powerful, I really can't rest assured." Su Qingyuan said in a muffled voice.
Lu Li smiled even more happily: "So, Ah Kite, are you jealous?" ”
Su Qingyuan snorted heavily.
Lu Li laughed: "You don't have to be like this, I already know that you care about me." ”
"Lu Li, you are getting more and more stinky and beautiful!" Su Qingyuan rolled his eyes at him.
Lu Li replied to similar accusations with the words "those who are close to ink are black" as usual.
Su Qingyuan felt very aggrieved.
There is nothing wrong with the words "black near ink", but who is "ink"?
There was no answer to this question, Su Qingyuan decided not to delve into it anymore, but held Lu Li's face and forced him to change a word: "The words 'smelly and similar' are more suitable for us!" ”
Lu Li smiled and added: "'Together', 'Raccoon dogs', 'Together'...... A lot of words will do. ”
Su Qingyuan thought for a while and concluded: "So, the implication is that neither of us is a good thing!" ”
Lu Li agreed.
At this time, there was a sudden exclamation from the honor guard behind.
Su Qingyuan couldn't help but poke her head out, but saw a small emerald green snake flashing flexibly on the ground not far behind her.
The people on the roadside shouted and panicked.
Su Qingyu's face sank, and he retreated from the guard of honor and jumped off.
Not far away, Lily of the Valley was smiling triumphantly at her.
Su Qingyuan suddenly narrowed her eyes and clapped her hands.
I saw that the palace maids holding the incense burner in the honor guard added some spices to the furnace in a hurry, and then they were divided into pairs and scattered to the entire team.
The snakes that Lily of the Valley was proud of had disappeared at some point, and there was no trace of them again.
Lily of the valley was shocked.
Su Qingyuan pursed her lips and smiled at her: "What other tricks do you have, might as well try them all?" ”
Lily of the valley held her head high and gave her a bright smile: "I admit that you are amazing, but I will not admit defeat!" ”
"We'll see!" Su Qingyuan smiled and turned back.
Lu Li grabbed her hand and was a little sorry: "This person is handed over to me." ”
Su Qingyuan glanced at him: "Give it to you again?" So what am I playing? ”
The smile on Lu Li's face was a little stiff, and he asked for a long time, "Do you like to play this?" ”
Su Qingyuan nodded solemnly: "In the future, all the idle flowers and wild grasses you attracted will be handed over to me to clean up, right?" The more the merrier! ”
Lu Li put his hand on his forehead and lamented.
Where did this woman really allow him to mess with flowers? The threat in these words can be heard by even a fool!
If he doesn't want to die, he should stay in the palace honestly in the future!
Alas, the future life is dark!
Our Emperor His Majesty is probably stupid. In the astonished eyes of the people on the side of the road, he secretly laughed again while muttering "dark day".
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