Chapter 248: Ostrich Tactics
He himself is the leader of a martial arts sect, for such a person, once he loses his martial arts, it means that he has lost his sense of security!
He can't directly tell people that he is now seriously injured and needs to suck the blood of the master to recover his injuries, right?
"Lord, I'm really ......" The three black-clothed people instantly knelt on the ground, their eyes flashed with tears, and they were so moved that they wanted to say something, but they didn't know what to say, these black-clothed people were three of the eight black-clothed people who protected the emperor in the palace, and after being killed by Emperor Ren Tiandi, he subdued the remaining six people!
As for the reason, it was Emperor Ren who promised to give them profound and subtle martial arts, coupled with Emperor Ren's rhetoric, so they took refuge in themselves. In fact, Emperor Ren also understands that now, to put it bluntly, he is alone, and he doesn't even have a single person under his hands, and as for Li Dao, it is also because he has taken the pill!
However, there are not many such pills, and it is impossible for Emperor Ren to use pills on everyone, if this is the case, there will be a heartfelt heart for him in the future! The battle of the Full Moon Sect was his biggest lesson, most of the elders who took the pill had taken refuge in Lu Bu, so this time, Emperor Ren Tian would not be like the last time, and he would not let them know the secret of his return to the Yuan and blood transformation, otherwise, who would dare to follow him!
"Lord Wang, you are injured now, there is no need to risk it for us......" The three men in black said in unison.
"It's okay, even if I'm injured, it's still no problem to solve some small people! Since you follow me, I will not let you be wronged! Emperor Ren stood up and said with a smile. And in the hearts of several black-clothed people, it seems that there are thousands of waves, the reason why they follow Emperor Ren Tian is to survive, and the other is to martial arts, but now......
Emperor Ren didn't have so much patience, so he quickly let the three of them take him out, if he delayed any longer, he didn't guarantee that he would not suck the essence blood of the three people!
"Xianggong, wake up!"
Lu Bu was drowsy, and when he was half asleep, he suddenly heard this voice, thinking that he was dreaming.
"Wake up!"
At this moment, Lu Bu opened his eyes, but he was woken up.
"Qingqing, why are you here?" Lu Bu said with a puzzled face, it turned out that the person who woke him up was Ren Qingqing.
"How did I get here? Didn't you let me know that I came, afraid that Dong Zhuo would send someone to hunt me down, what's the matter? Regret it now? Qingqing complained, and between the words, a pair of beautiful eyes were like pear blossoms after the rain.
"Oh, look at your complaint, why do you come and go? Haven't I been busy all day? I'm so tired that I can't remember anything in my head! Lu Bian said with a wry smile.
"Hmph, I see that you just saw the main room, and forgot that my little concubine, a man, is like this......" Qingqing sat on the edge of the bed, I don't know when, there was an extra handkerchief in his hand, covering his face and wiping it on his eyes, Chu Chu was moving, with a sad look, as if he had been abandoned!
Shall I go, magician? This handkerchief came so fast that I didn't even see it!
"Okay, I'm just too tired, my good Qingqing, I love you the most!" Lu Bu had an idea, and wrapped his hands around Qingqing's waist.
"you, you will use rhetoric to coax people!" Qingqing pushed Lu Bu away, a blush appeared on his cheeks, and his little hand pinched his hair, Lu Bu was relieved when he saw it, it seems that no matter what era it is, sweet words are the best weapon to capture the women's fortress!
Then, when Lu Bu was about to get up, he suddenly felt a sharp pain all over his body, and his face changed slightly, Qingqing hurriedly helped him and said, "Xianggong, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Oops, I've been running all day today, my whole body hurts, it's okay, I'll just rest for a while!" Lu Bu waved his hand.
At this time, Qingqing couldn't help but say, let Lu Bu turn around, press him on the bed, and then press back and forth on his body with his slender jade hand, while pressing, he said: "Xianggong, I have learned this kind of thing, and when I press it for you for a while, it will definitely be much better!" ”
Massage?
Qingqing can even massage, impossible, there are still people in the Han Dynasty who can massage?
"Qingqing, where did you learn it? How could you, a dignified lady of the Full Moon Sect, come into contact with these things? ”
"Oh, people only learned from the Yellow Emperor's Neijing after they came to Chang'an recently, how about it? Are you feeling comfortable? Qingqing asked as she pressed it.
At this time, Lu Bu felt that the painful parts of his body had indeed reduced the soreness, "Well, it's really much better, Qingqing, you are really my virtuous help!" With that, Lu Bu turned his head and looked at Qingqing with love, and at the same time moved.
Qingqing not only gave him advice in the battle of Chang'an, but also massaged himself when he was free, such a smart, empathetic, and peerless woman with a peerless face, being his own wife, it was really a blessing that he had cultivated for several lifetimes!
"Hmph, look at your little mouth is sweet!" Qingqing rolled her eyes, and her face was full of happiness.
But then again, how could ancient people also massage? This should be impossible, I vaguely remember that massage massage seems to have been initiated from abroad!
"Qingqing, the Yellow Emperor's Neijing still talks about these things?" Lu Bu couldn't help the doubts in his heart and couldn't help asking.
"Of course, the Yellow Emperor's internal scriptures are broad and profound, and there are a lot of things to talk about, how can you be a dignified general, how can you come into contact with these things on weekdays?" When Qingqing said this, he thought for a while and said: In the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, it is pointed out that all kinds of paralysis syndromes, pain syndromes, impotence syndromes and some emergencies can be massaged and treated, and those with abscesses in the abdomen should not be allowed to apply cutting techniques. ”
During the Warring States Period, the famous doctor Bian Que successfully used massage and other treatment methods when rescuing Prince Yu's "corpse syncope" violent disease, which is the earliest record of massage and massage treatment examples. The first monograph on massage, the Yellow Emperor Qibo Massage Sutra, was also written in the Qin and Han dynasties. In the previous dynasty, there was a famous doctor Zhang Zhongjing, who wrote a book called "Jin Kui Yaolu", which introduced chest compressions to rescue the heartbeat, cardiopulmonary resuscitation and anointing treatment methods for respiratory arrest; "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription" has a first aid method for the treatment of fainting patients by claw pinching. ”
After Qingqing finished speaking, Lu Bu sat up all of a sudden, and said excitedly: "I'll just say, how can the Great Chinese Empire be behind them?" ”
And Qingqing felt that Lu Bu seemed to be crazy, and said anxiously: "Xianggong, you didn't ...... Are you okay? ”
"Hehe, I'm fine, it's just that I don't know about these things, it seems that I still read too little!" Lu Bu turned his head and hurriedly explained, changing the topic by the way, lest he say too much and Qingqing didn't understand!
At this time, Qingqing covered her mouth and smiled, "Oh, what are you doing with this?" You are a big hero in my mind, a dignified man, why bother, these things, let us women learn them! You're so tired on weekdays, and when you get home, you should let me serve you! ”
When Lu Bu heard these words, he was so moved that he almost cried on the spot!
This is the life and treatment that a man should have! Imagine that you have lived in vain for so many years before, in modern times, let alone massage, men still have to go home to cook, wash clothes, take care of children, and be busy with everything, while women are shopping to buy clothes, a social phenomenon of female superiority and inferiority!
Alas, it is still the ancient man who was happy......
"Xianggong, what do you want? Isn't it too tired during the day......"
"Hehe, it's okay, it's just that you are so considerate and kind to me, I am so moved that I don't know what to say!" Lu Bu nodded, and said with tears in his eyes, and when Qingqing heard it, he rolled his eyes again, as if he was looking at a fool, and said: "Xianggong, aren't you too busy and confused, this should have been done by me, it's really inexplicable!" ”
Now Lu Bu can be regarded as feeling the "happiness" of ancient men, and when he was about to speak, the door was suddenly pushed open, and he saw Diao Chan carrying a food box, his face was a little gloomy, and he walked in slowly.
"Husband, what's inexplicable? I'm a little confused, can you tell me about it? Diao Chan put the food box on the table, and he sat on the chair against the wall, with a weird smile on his face!
"This ...... This one...... That one...... I think ......" Lu Bu looked at Diao Chan, and then at Qingqing beside him, I really want to find a crack in the ground to get into, to say that in ancient times, it was a common thing to ask for a concubine!
But the matter between him and Qingqing, until now, has not been explained to Diao Chan personally! I used to joke that my roommate stepped on two boats, and sooner or later one day it would be exposed! But now, I really hit the mountain, and I don't know how my roommate solved it!
In the room, it suddenly became silent, Diao Chan and Qingqing seemed to look at each other casually, Lu Bu could clearly feel the thick smell in the air, and when the eyes of the two women collided, sparks flew everywhere!
When Diao Chan saw that Qingqing only had one arm, a look of surprise flashed in her eyes, but it was only a flash, her husband, blatantly with another woman, didn't say anything, even brought it home, and didn't even know it!
Let's ask, even if it is a concubine room, you have to inform the main room, but tonight, I have been busy for a long time, making so many meals for Lu Bu, and as soon as I came back, I heard Lu Bu and the woman talking and laughing at the door, how could I be in a good mood?
"Uh, I'm so tired, my head is a little dizzy......" Lu Bu suddenly flashed a light in his mind, so he closed his eyes tightly and lay on the bed.
"Boom!"
After a sound, Lu Bu seemed to be in a coma, but his heart was beautiful, hum, it was still an ostrich tactic, don't look at their eyes as if they were murderous, but they just lay down casually and solved it!
"Xianggong!"
"Husband!"
Qingqing and Diao Chan couldn't take care of those anymore, and hurriedly lay around Lu Bu, frightened, thinking that Lu Bu really had some accidents! And Lu Bu himself is terrible!
When people are happy in their hearts, their bodies will naturally make some movements, which is a normal reaction of human body functions!
The second girl's eyes instantly condensed with mist, but just as they lowered their heads and wept, they suddenly found that Lu Bu's feet were shaking slightly, which was not an unconscious appearance at all!
At this time, the two girls wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes, looked at each other, and invariably put their hands on Lu Bu's thighs, rotating one hundred and eighty degrees counterclockwise, and after a few seconds, Lu Bu's face became pale, and he gritted the root of his back teeth, feeling that there were faint signs of waste under him, but in this case, he had to endure it......
"Hehe, it seems that the illness is not light!" Qingqing suddenly sneered, but the jade hand reached out to the important part, and at the same time, Diao Chan instantly understood what she meant.
"Oh, okay, two aunts, I was wrong!" Lu Bu, whose eyes were closed, felt that the two demon hands were faintly probing towards the important parts, and hurriedly sat up, if he pretended to be again, the happiness of the second half of his life would be ruined......
"Cut, Generalissimo Lu is really unusual!"
"What do you think? Generalissimo Lu is also a person who has gone through strong winds and waves, how can this little thing stump him! ”
Lu Bu was sandwiched in the middle, although his eyes were staring ahead, he could still feel the fiery gaze turning back and forth on his face, it was really a torment!
"Hey, didn't you two just do that? Why are you wearing a pair of pants now? "That's right, Lu Bu suddenly realized that Qingqing and Diao Chan, how could they work together to damage themselves?
Just now, the second daughter was still "in flames of war", full of taste, any fuse may cause a big war, how can it be ...... now
"Phew, nasty!" Diao Chan spit lightly, his face was slightly red, and although Qingqing didn't say anything, his expression was like a blind stream.
"You are much more beautiful than he said, I think, there is no man in the world who can remain calm in the face of you!" Qingqing suddenly turned her head and said to Diao Chan, there was no pretentiousness in her eyes at all! When Diao Chan on the right heard this, he was a little shy, and said in a low voice: "How can there be, in fact, you are really beautiful, more beautiful than the fairy in the painting!" ”
"What's the matter, you're older than me, I'll call you sister!" Qingqing said with a smile.
"Then you're welcome, by the way, sister, your skin is so good, how did you get it?" Diao Chan looked at the green and white Shengxue, smooth skin, and couldn't help but say enviously,
At this time, Qingqing waved her hand and said, "Sister, you are modest, and your skin is no worse than mine!" ”
Second daughter, every word you say to me is like a sister who hasn't seen you for many years, but Lu Bu who is sitting in the middle seems to be superfluous, and it is not much stronger than the air!
"I said, two aunts and grandmothers, there's another panting one here!" Lu Bu pouted and said angrily.