Chapter 37: Sorry, Little Red Riding Hood

Don't you like to create supernatural events? Now let me give you a taste of what a paranormal event is. Liu Yu couldn't help but think of the innocent era when he was in school, and how shocking the girls who watched when he performed this magic trick. It's a pity that time flies and the years are no more.

Liu Yu smiled indifferently and spread his hands and said, "Everyone, please choose your answer." ”

Everything seems to be the chic and free when he teased those girls more than ten years ago.

The fourth princess Su Bi stretched out her right hand, and she was a little unconfident to withdraw it, and glanced at Wu Shuo, who was dazed but sweaty, and could only stretch out her hand again and put it on the teacup of the "answer" that everyone saw.

The others saw that the teacup that should be the most important result was occupied by the fourth princess first, so they could only retreat to the second, with the strange lesson just now, this time they were not sure whether what they saw was the truth.

"Have you chosen?" Liu Yu moved the last teacup to his side, looked around at everyone with a smile, and looked at the nervous Wu Shuo at the end.

Liu Yu was supposed to stand in opposition to her, whether it was from the level of today's game or her great-grandfather Wu You, but for some reason, Liu Yu couldn't raise his guard against her.

"You...... You are not allowed to ...... Touch! ”

Wu Shuo suddenly spoke, his voice was delicate and sweet, "Huh! Standing up, her slender fingers pointed at Liu Yu, with a bit of fortitude and firmness on her face, everyone looked up at her, but she was a little cowardly, she bit her lower lip lightly, and shrank back under the incomprehensible gaze of everyone.

Just say a word and don't say anything. Seeing that everyone was staring at him, Wu Shuo almost hid behind the fourth princess and whispered a few words.

Su Bi's short-lost confidence and domineering returned to his face, and he raised his head and said, "Forgive me, this friend of this palace is not used to such occasions, and this palace will say it on his behalf." Tiangongzi's meaning is to let Liu Gongzi leave the stage three feet away, because he is sure that there is no wooden hook in any quilt, and the wooden hook has long been hidden by Liu Gongzi. ”

Including Sui Yi and Li Mi, they all looked at Liu Yu with a "so it is" look.

Wu Shuo hid behind the fourth princess, glaring at Liu Yu like a little she-wolf, and the corners of his mouth let out "Humph!" With a voice, he was obviously using such a crowd of ways to pay tribute to Liu Yu's teasing.

Liu Yu smiled and moved the seat back three feet under the gaze of everyone, and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, I'm afraid this is a misunderstanding of the Heavenly Prince, how can there be no wooden hook in this teacup?" If you don't believe me, open the teacup and take a look. ”

Everyone opened the teacup in front of them curiously, and at the moment of opening, almost everyone was stunned, not only the teacup in front of the fourth princess Su Bi had a wooden hook, but there was a wooden hook in every teacup in front of them. And everyone was puzzled, and they didn't understand how the wooden hook got out from under the table.

Liu Yu saw Su Bi and Wu Shuo's deflated feeling at this time, and he really wanted to laugh out loud. In fact, this is just a simple trick, just now when the short body buckled the teacup, one hand in the front buckle, the other hand in the back one by one into the teacup, the buckle is very happy, the stuff is even more happy. It's just that it's blocked by the sleeve, and everyone is following his nonsense to look at the teacup in front of them, so they don't notice.

"This ...... It's not possible. ”

Wu Shuo stood up again, his expression seemed to collapse, and two lines of tears "Huh! The ground flowed out, and everyone realized that she was a little stammer, no wonder she sat down in the middle of what she said before, and she didn't have the confidence to finish the whole sentence.

The fourth princess hurriedly went to comfort her, just like comforting a beloved little sister, even Liu Yu felt that it was too much to tease a girl who was extremely confident in her hexagrams, but she didn't know how to comfort her.

"Tiangongzi, no, Miss Wu, don't go to your heart, in fact, ......"

"What did you say?"

Su Bi's questioning immediately made Liu Yu realize that he had lost his words.

"It turns out that you have long known the identity of Sister Wu, and deliberately set a trap to trick her?" Su Bi had a complete attack at this time, turned his head and hated Liu Yu viciously, and looked sideways at Chai Jin, who didn't know why, "Don Ma, did you tell him the identity of Sister Wu?" ”

Chai Jin said with an innocent face: "No...... No, it was Brother Liu who guessed it himself. ”

"Okay, you Liu Yu!" Su Bi grabbed a teacup and smashed it directly to the ground, "In vain, this palace regards you as the future husband of the sisters in the boudoir, and you just pretend to be confused and tease the friends of this palace, but you can put this palace in your eyes?!" ”

Liu Yu finally saw the power of the terrifying fourth princess in the court, it was really not covered, and the deafening voice accompanied by the act of smashing the cup made people dare not breathe. The entire room could only hear her echo buzzing.

And Wu Shuo, who Su Bi was holding at this time, sobbed and said, "Sister Princess, I have nothing to do...... Woowoo woo ......"

said that there was nothing to do, but people couldn't cry anymore, and they couldn't cry a handful of snot and tears.

"Let's go, sister, I'll take you back to the princess's mansion and stay away from these stinky men!" Su Bi helped Wu Shuo, took two steps, and glared at Chai Jin, who was sitting upright, "Don't you go back?" ”

"I ......" Chai Jin's brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm of speech at this time.

"It's better for you to stay here and stay here, sooner or later, you'll be like them!"

After saying that, Su Bi didn't stop anymore, and even the horse Chai Jin threw it away, until the footsteps went downstairs and disappeared in the direction of the door.

Xu Rong got up and looked out from the crack in the door, and saw that the fourth princess had really gone away, so he breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in his seat, and looked at Liu Yu with a meaningful smile: "I said Liu Gongzi, you don't have the right tendon to offend anyone, it's not good to offend the fourth princess, do you want to mix in Chang'an City or do you think that the house is full of people and want to help hurry up?" ”

Liu Yu heard that this was so wrong, as if everything depended on him, and as if he was publicly scolding the fourth princess for being a person with a small belly.

Liu Yu made a look and reminded him that there were four horses over there, and there was no one to talk about in front of people. Only then did Xu Rong realize that Chai Jin hadn't left, and he might sue when he went back. I can't complain about him, Chai Jin is such an insignificant person, the kind that is often ignored by people if he is not careful.

Xu Rong glanced at Chai Jin and sighed: "You continue to be happy here, see how long you are free." There is still a party next door to the official, so it's goodbye! ”

After that, he quickly left this place of right and wrong.

The rest of the people are all Liu Yu's "descendants", and they were all silent for a long time, seeing that the young ladies and maids in front of them were still standing stupidly, Sui Yi turned his head sideways and asked: "The silver that came was paid by the fourth princess, but the money for this reward ......."

Liu Yu didn't have the courage to turn over and sit with him: "You don't want me to pay for it, do you?" ”

"Old rules, I'll do it."

Sui Yi was also a little disappointed, took out the silver and rewarded the young lady and the maid in front of him, and sent them out. Liu Yu just sat and didn't speak, but noticed that Li Sha'er seemed to have something to say to him when he was leaving, but he didn't say it in front of everyone. It doesn't look like "sweeping the couch", it's more like asking for something.

Liu Yu didn't have the heart to think about it.

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A party in the Qinglou that was supposed to be happy finally broke up, and from the second day, Sui Yi and Li Mi were busy with their respective yamen errands, and from that day on, Liu Yu didn't see Chai Jin coming to him for a few days.

It's like Pingshui meets, gathers quickly, and disperses quickly.

Just thinking of Wu Shuo, Liu Yu always felt embarrassed. Although it is only a "courtesy" return, the little girl is thin-skinned and can't stand it. He's a gentleman who looks ungraceful.

In the next few days, Liu Yu basically read his book review book in the chess building, except for Hu Xuan, who had nothing to do to sit with him every day, the rest of the people were busy. Han Sheng came once, but he just said that Liu Zhao, the marquis of Dingguo, and Xu Xuanzhu, the commander of the daughter army, had been transferred back to Chang'an and were already on the way. That is to say, Liu Yu's marriage is also on the way.

In the afternoon of this day, Liu Yu went to the theater in the south of the city, and the new issue of the storytelling book had been written, which was collected by a storyteller named Zhang Zhu and handed it to him.

“…… I said Zhang Wuye, can you not write so exaggerated about the martial arts next time, a fledgling boy, one person fights thirty evil thieves, and they are all just one and then lie down, this is a bit too unreasonable...... What else is there like Li Erlang stealing the widow, you can change it, it's better to steal the sister-in-law, you see if it's okay......"

Zhang Zhu is a storyteller, in his forties, who is good at commenting on books, and he also writes storytelling jokes. Man Chang'an only has Liu Yu such an alternative "gentleman", and if he doesn't like anything else, he likes to read book reviews, but he also made a lot of money, and every time Liu Yu paid enough money. Generally, the storyteller's book review book will be sent to Liu Yu for review only if he is satisfied. The entire Chang'an City storytelling paragraph has also improved because of Liu Yu's nitpicking.

Just as Liu Yu was roughly flipping through the new book of commentary, a person approached behind him, and when he turned around, he saw that it was Sui Yi, dressed in civilian clothes, carrying something like an official document in his arms, and looking at him with a smile.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, why did you come here?" Liu Yu turned around and continued to select the book of commentary.

"Brother Liu also knows that the younger brother of Lu Dao has just taken over, and he is busy with everything, so he will go to the chess building to find you whenever he is free, Hu Xuan's kid said that you came to the South Opera Garden, and I knew that you came to Zhang Wuye to comment on the book." Sui Yi said with a smile.

"Yo! This isn't Young Master Sui, I haven't seen you for a few days, okay? Zhang Zhu's greetings are the same as saying that they are based on books.

When Sui Yi saw Zhang Zhu, he straightened his face and said, "Now you should call Lord Sui." ”

Zhang Zhu smiled happily and said, "Young Master Sui, what do you look like an official?" There are no officials at all, you see those outside are the real officials. ”

There was a commotion on the street outside, and several officials of Jingzhao Mansion were going out on errands, and they could peel off a layer of soil wherever they passed.

Seeing Zhang Zhu walking away, Liu Yu couldn't help complaining: "It's been a few days since you, the young Yin of the Beijing Mansion, took office, why don't you take care of these subordinates who come out to do evil and harm the people?" ”

"How can I have the time to take care of them, I am like the king of Hades, although I have the final say in the palace of Hades for the time being, but there are too many little ghosts, who can take care of the king of Hades, I only take care of the judge and the bull head and horse face." I haven't seen Sui Yi for a few days, and I have also learned to make analogies, "No, these official documents alone have annoyed me for a while, especially the anti-theft errand left by the previous term, although it did not let me solve the case within a time limit like the previous one, but it also made me deal with it tightly." ”

"So you're looking for me again?" Liu Yu looked at Sui Yi.

Sui Yi smiled and nodded, "Hula! He pulled out a large stack of official documents from his bosom.