Chapter 20: Heroes and Tricks
When Ximen Qing saw this monster, he was shocked, and then he was happy, and then he felt a deep regret. At this time, in my heart, I couldn't help but sigh: "There is such a strange thing in the world!" It is no wonder that there are many corrupt officials and corrupt officials in the form of beasts in later generations, and it turns out that they have been inherited since the Song Dynasty! If Brother Wu Dalang is here, he will definitely be able to completely get rid of his inferiority, and his confidence will be a hundred times greater! It's a pity, it's a pity! It's a pity, it's a pity! β
Looking at this person, after careful consideration, he couldn't help but think again: "If you want to take this round ball sacrificial knife, it is really a difficult thing. If you want to cut off his head, you can't find a place to cut it, it is the beheading person who suffers, and the person who cuts it with a thousand knives laughs! β
The fat ball was hairy by Ximenqing's strange gaze, if the ordinary people dared to do this to him, he would have jumped up and ordered the lackeys to send those Diao people to the water prison to enjoy happiness. But now they are looking at themselves by the officials of the old lady's mansion in Tokyo, this is an ancestor-level figure, and he will never dare to offend.
The fat ball straightened his coat and hat - this strange thing can actually wear a coat and hat - hugged Ximenqing with a fist - in fact, it was a deep stroke, but his body shape was too strange, so in the eyes of everyone, it became a fist - and then pointed the male duck and said loudly: "The villain knocked on a few uncles from Tokyo!" β
Ximen Qing, Lu Fang, Guo Sheng, and Jiang Jing all had goosebumps on their bodies, if they could throw this person into the oil pot, his screams before dying would be much more pleasant than his pretentious speech at the moment.
As he spoke, the fat ball had already flipped to the ground, and the flat ground suddenly seemed to be piled up like a wall of flesh. After Ximen Qing succeeded Wu Dalang, he couldn't help but sigh for the future Chinese football career - if this person lives in the next life, as long as he climbs in the goalkeeper position, what Rona's ears and Rome's pride, they all have to stop! The Chinese team forced the Shijie group to enter the Shijie Cup, which is a sure thing. It's a pity that the cruel long river of history has isolated the genius that can only be seen once in a thousand years in the middle and lower reaches, which is sad and heartbreaking, how can the word "sad" be obtained?
Ximen Qing sighed sadly, waved his hand, and said, "Get up and speak." β
The wall of flesh squirmed for a momentβit was actually the fat butler who kowtowed, and then he said respectfully, "Thank you, Lord for your grace!" Then, a pillar of flesh was erected, and under the effect of gravity, it subtly returned to the true appearance of the fat ball.
On and off the corridor, inside and outside the car, the heroes of Liangshan were all stunned.
The fat ball bowed down, forced his hand to Ximenqing's side-in fact, it didn't make much difference whether he bowed down or not--he said respectfully: "But you don't dare to ask your lord's name?" β
Ximen Qing spread a blow: "Under is the captain of Kaifeng Mansion Sanpin with a knife, the royal coral top yellow coat three-eyed peacock feather, the hereditary Beitai security commander, the old minister drove the new henchman Qin Mengxi!" β
Listening to the fat ball, most of the four-foot balls were also confused, and they just complained bitterly in their hearts: "Jiangzhou is far away from the Jingshi, and the emperor is far away from this day, but he has delayed my life into a bun!" Isn't it sad? β
At that moment, the fat ball was slightly convex, and he gave a deep salute, and said respectfully: "It turns out that the world-famous Lord Qin is here!" Not only has the villain admired the name for a long time, but even the master of my family is like thunder, and he only hates Jiangzhou for official business, and he is not allowed to see him in Beijing, which is often cited as hate. But I don't want the old lady to send Lord Qin to Jiangzhou to do business, which is enough to comfort the thirst of my old man Muxian, but isn't this fate? β
Behind Ximen Qing, Lu Fang, Guo Sheng, Jiang Jing, you look at me, and they are all surprised in their hearts: "This fat ball has really become a fine!" can actually come up with such a reason! Everything in the world is really ingenious and amazing! β
After listening to the fat ball's praise, Ximen Qing was fluttering, and said in surprise: "It turns out that the ninth prince has also heard of my thin name here?" β
Fat Ball was furious when he heard it - it's a pity that there is too much fat on his face, this erection, the meatballs on his cheeks tremble, it is really a mess of flowers and gradually charming eyes, Ximenqing and others are not deep, where can you see it?
But he listened to the fat ball and said: "Lord Qin's prestige is broadcast in the world, and the tuba is displayed in Jiuzhou, how can he be humble and famous?" My lord, when will you not say a few words about Lord Qin's heroic name? Those words of admiration, we are all familiar with those who are slaves! Isn't it? Little Liuzi? β
Xiao Liuzi was still "crackling" slapping himself at this time, but since the fat ball came out, it divided the attention of Ximenqing and his party, so Xiao Liuzi was able to be as diligent and thrifty as building bridges in later generations, and slapped him like his parents and officials kindly inspecting the nightclub of the bathing center from three shallow and one deep to nine shallow and one deep.
At the moment, he couldn't care about his teeth flying and his tongue was swollen, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, Xiao Liuzi knocked his head on the ground, and expressed his obedience to Lord Qin with his body language, and said in a vague voice: "Lord Qin is above, what our housekeeper said is true!" The little one would not dare to deceive Lord Qin, who was discerning! β
As he spoke, he pressed his head against the ground and did not move. First, to show respect, second, as long as you don't straighten up, you don't have to slap yourself, and third, it also leaves enough room for the chief manager to mediate for himself.
At this time, Fat Piqiu saw that Ximenqing's face was full of villain's triumphant expression, and he believed that his own ecstasy soup had been poured into the benefits. Although Xiao Liuzi was rude before, he greatly offended the henchmen and nobles of Master Taishi, but if Xiao Liuzi was punished again, he would also lose the identity of Cai Jiu's prefect. Therefore, Fat Ball said: "Lord Qin, although this little sixth son is an ass mouth, his heart of respecting adults is sincere!" My lord, you are a large number of people from all over the world, and you can't tolerate this little offense? It's better to let him go as a fart, and see the elegance of adults! β
Jiang Jing, Lu Fang, and Guo Sheng listened, and they all lowered their heads and held their breath, lest one of them couldn't help it and laughed out loud, then the big thing would be over. In the mouth of the fat ball, Ximen Qing is not only a captain with a knife, but he shows elegance even when he farts; And if they can't hold back their laughter, then they will lose the "elegance" of "Lord Qin".
When Ximen Qing heard this, he pushed the boat down the river and said: "In this case, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, you don't think about the fish and the water, so spare him!" β
The fat ball was overjoyed, so he stomped his feet, the ground shook, and scolded Xiao Liuzi: "The little beast who did evil, don't you want to go down with me?" β
Xiao Liuzi hugged his head and ran around, and the fat ball bowed down and said, "Please Lord Qin into the mansion!" "This is exactly what it is:
Fang Shi punishes the lackeys with a small plan, and then shows a strange plot to rob corrupt officials. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.