Isn't it a shame for a big man to dance like this?

Liu Yuan can be regarded as admitting it, even if he can jump, he can't jump, otherwise, within a few days, rumors about himself will spread all over the streets and alleys of Chang'an, becoming the laughing stock of others after dinner.

Princess Li Jing of Qinghe rolled her eyes a few times, and said with a smile: "If the general doesn't jump, then he will have to admit punishment." ”

"Princess, look at it," Liu Yuan said with an indifferent face: "Ben Jiang has recently considered sending Cheng Huailiang and Cheng Jiang to lurk in the Qinglou, but I don't know which brothel has a more beautiful woman." ”

"You dare?" Li Jingliu raised his eyebrows, and immediately said loudly: "This palace will report to my father immediately." ”

Liu Yuan said disapprerovingly: "Yang Weijun is Liu Mou in charge of training, even the emperor will not interfere, but you can let the emperor come forward, and it is not impossible to replace people." ”

Li Jing was so angry all of a sudden, he took the lead to make trouble with Liu Yuan, just to get a little benefit, but he didn't expect to be threatened by Liu Yuan, and he couldn't speak when he was depressed, the reason is very simple, the eldest grandson queen doesn't ask about politics, so he asked his daughters not to ask about the affairs of the court, if he troubled his father and mother for this kind of thing, there would definitely be no good fruit to eat.

Li Mengjiang, the princess of Linchuan on the side, saw that her sister was suppressed by Liu Yuan, and hurriedly stepped forward to help: "General Liu, you are a dignified general, you won't bully a few of us weak women, right?" ”

This is really level, a big hat that bullies a weak woman is covered down, Liu Yuan's face is a little unbearable, you princesses are still weak women? There were no weak women in the world that day, good men didn't fight with women, Liu Yuan only smiled bitterly and said: "Don't dare, how can the princesses say how to punish it?" ”

Several princesses suddenly set their eyes on Princess Li Jing of Qinghe, after all, today's car obstacle activity was planned by her, and this matter was naturally decided by her, Li Jing was frightened by Liu Yuan, remembering that her husband was serving in the Yangwei Army under Liu Yuan, and now he is desperately giving her a look in the team. Wen Yan said weakly: "Then, then give a thousand taels, and it should be given to our sisters as pocket money." ”

That's about the same, a thousand taels for someone else. It's a lot of money, but for Liu Yuan, it's just a drop in the bucket, and there are several princesses here, each princess has only a hundred taels, which is not enough for the "appearance fee", it seems that Li Jing was frightened by himself and didn't dare to open his mouth.

This toll is worth it, Liu Yuan happily handed over the 1,000 taels of road fare, and continued to walk forward.

"General. This is your big day, I have heard for a long time that you are strong in martial arts and superb in archery, as long as the two wine jugs in front of you shoot down, you can pass the level. ”

"Master Pony. Everyone in the Tang Dynasty knows that you are both civil and military, as long as you write a poem describing the beauty of the bride, we will immediately give way. ”

"General Liu, as long as you guess this riddle, you will be considered to have passed."

Along the way, Liu Yuan couldn't remember how many people came to the obstacle, and the people who came were different. There are also differences in goals, some people are purely for fun, some are looking for fun, and some are borrowing obstacles to get close, it can be said that there are all kinds of people, fortunately, Liu Yuan is favored now, he is a celebrity in front of Li Er, and there is Qinghe Cui's backer behind him. Sanpin high-ranking officials and founding county candidates can be said to have reached a small peak in their lives, and those who are obstructed do not dare to go too far, so as not to be hated by Liu Yuan. It's just that some people want to ask for a few more happy money, but a few princesses only take a thousand taels of the previous car, and they really can't get much benefit.

Therefore, a qiē is still a smooth lì.

Finally, when there was still three shots away from Liu's Mansion, Liu Yuan encountered the last group of people who were in the driver's seat, led by Chai Lingwu.

As Li Er's nephew and the emperor's relative, Chai Lingwu is undoubtedly a powerful gentleman, but it is such a gentleman's disciple, which also makes Liu Yuan fight not lightly, and he hits hard, which has achieved Liu Yuan's reputation as "Chang'an's No. 1 villain", and also made Chai Lingwu hide for a long time, for fear of being ridiculed.

Liu Yuan didn't expect that Chai Lingwu would show up tonight, and Liu Yuan didn't expect that Chai Lingwu not only showed up, but also had the courage to block the car.

"Haha, Chai Thorn History, I haven't seen you for some days, don't come unharmed, right?" Liu Yuan was mentioned by Hou Jun, only then did he know that Chai Lingwu was not a servant Shaoqing, but changed to Weizhou Assassin History, no wonder I hadn't seen him for so long, seeing this guy stop on the road with a wicked smile, Liu Yuan took the lead in speaking and took the initiative.

Seeing that this guy seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Liu Yuan guessed that he didn't hold any good water in his stomach, and besides, when Hou Jun received the wind beforehand, someone wanted to deliberately embarrass himself, and there were few people who had the guts, and Chai Lingwu was one of them, it seemed that it was him.

"Don't dare, Chai heard that his cousin and General Liu were married, and he rushed back from Weizhou to ask for a cup of happy wine to eat, General Liu won't mind, right?"

Li Er and Chai Lingwu's mother, Princess Pingyang, and Li Er are both from Queen Dou, this is an in-law, Chai Lingwu came to the obstacle, which is naturally reasonable and understandable.

"This is the honor of Liu and Neiko, and I will have to eat a few more cups of firewood for a while." After Liu Yuan finished speaking, he smiled and said, "Chai Thorn Shi, go, Liu will find you the best wine, and I will definitely let you eat enough." ”

Seeing that Liu Yuan was about to pull himself, Chai Lingwu showed a faint treacherous smile at the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly took two steps back, and said with a smile: "It's all said that the car is blocked, and it can't be said without obstacles, General Liu is in a hurry, so he has to pass the Chai level." ”

This guy still refuses to be fooled, just now I was thinking about fooling around, and by the way, I mended the relationship with him, after all, I was ruthless before, if I beat him to the point of breaking his hands and legs, it also means that his strength is higher than him, but he just beat him out of the, so he can't mix, no, let the Beijing officials not do it, and run to Weizhou, where birds don't, as a stabbing history, it seems that this Liangzi is not so easy to solve.

"What kind of difficulty, the history of Chai Thorn has drawn a way." Since he can't avoid it, Liu Yuan won't waste his saliva.

"This is simple" Chai Lingwu took out two small bamboo tubes and a jade plate, opened the two small bamboo tubes, and said while demonstrating: "General Liu, what you have to do is very simple, you see, pour soybeans and mung beans in the same place, confuse them, you need to be like Chai, distinguish between the two, soybeans and soybeans, mung beans and mung beans, you can pass the customs after dividing." ”

What did I think it was, this was too simple, Liu Yuan took the jade plate from Chai Lingwu's hand, and said with confidence: "Chai Thorn Shi, pour the beans in your hand, and Liu will finish it for you immediately." ”

Those two small bamboo tubes, adding up to I don't know if there are twenty beans, it seems that this Chai Lingwu is not as annoying as he imagined, and he has the heart to repair with himself.

"General Liu, don't worry" Chai Lingwu smiled, took back the jade plate, and said with a straight face: "The general is the undefeated god of war in the Tang Dynasty, the general of Yangwei, the founding county, how can we compare, this jade plate is used by Chai for demonstration, it is definitely not suitable for General Liu, General Liu, please see, this is suitable for you." ”

In the middle of the words, two hao slaves came in with a big basket, this big basket is estimated to be two or three hundred catties is not a problem, Liu Yuan has not spoken, only to see that there are four more hao slaves, in a group of two, carrying two baskets of things approaching, "bang", poured two baskets of things into the big basket, and specially stirred a few times with his hands, and then retreated.

Chai Lingwu said with a smile: "General Liu, this is what you have to pick up, after separating this big basket of soybeans and mung beans, Chai immediately gave way and offered a generous gift, but I want to remind you that today is General Liu marrying the princess, not someone else, so you can only do it yourself, you can't fake it to others, otherwise don't blame Chai for not giving way, hahaha"

Pick up your sister! Liu Yuan became popular all of a sudden.

Those two baskets of things are poured in, not to mention more than 100 catties, not only to separate, but also to be alone, it is estimated that it may not be picked up until tomorrow night, isn't this deliberately playing with yourself?

It turned out that he had the intention to show goodwill, but he didn't expect that this girl just wanted to stab herself in the back, obviously because she didn't want to let herself get married.

If it was in the past, Liu Yuan might have done it with him with a wave of his hand, but today is a day of great joy, this Chai Lingwu is a relative of the emperor, and it is reasonable to come to the obstacle, Liu Yuan is no longer happy, and he can't attack casually.

"This is also too difficult, the history of firewood thorns, for something else, Liu Mou admitted it." In desperation, Liu Yuan could only secretly scream that he was ruthless enough, and there was nothing he could do for a while.

The door of his own house is in front of him, but it is just a place of three shots, but it was blocked by Chai Lingwu, staring, looking anxious, but he just couldn't pass.

"If you can't finish it, then you have to admit punishment."

Liu Yuan said vigilantly: "How to punish?" ”

This Chai Lingwu is here to dismantle his own platform, and he will definitely not be happy with himself, Liu Yuan does not dare to agree lightly.

"Weizhou, which is under the jurisdiction of Chai, has a meager income, and the people live in poverty, just want to repair a little water conservancy project, and even the money is not enough, and there is a gap.

"Repairing water conservancy, that is a good thing for the present and for the future, Liu is also willing to contribute, I don't know what the gap is?"

Chai Lingwu smiled and said disapprehantly: "The gap is only one million taels of silver, I think, this is only a drop in the bucket for General Liu." ”

Mao, your sister, Liu Yuan couldn't help but be rude in his heart, one million taels, this product really dares to open his mouth, when he has gold and silver seas, or when he is Kaizi? If you really donate, that is, donate "nine cows" and keep "a dime" for yourself, Liu Yuan has confirmed 100% that this product is simply to disgust himself and embarrass himself.

If you donate 10,000 taels or a few thousand taels, Liu Yuan is still willing, and it can be regarded as accumulating a merit, but if you donate a million taels, whoever donates is a fool, and Liu Yuan has already donated 1 million taels to build roads, so there is no need for this at all.

Looking at Chai Lingwu's sinister face, Liu Yuan said very shamefully: "I'm sorry, I don't have any money, I can't afford to donate." ”

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