Text Chapter 177: Chinese New Year's Eve Battle Kitchen 2
A generation of Tianjiao, when the king of Qi, can't fight a fish! I would laugh off someone's big teeth when I said this, but this happened like this.
Lu Siguan felt that his face was a little unbearable, not to mention that this scene still happened in front of Liu Qingyan.
He didn't know what to say, so he could only withdraw his hand stupidly, and he didn't even dare to look at what Liu Qingyan's expression was.
At this time, Liu Qingyan, standing on the side, had already seen the whole process clearly, she had been holding back a burst of wild laughter, but because she took care of Lu Siguan's face, she didn't make a sound.
"Lu Siguan, in fact, I don't seem to like eating fish very much, otherwise, let's go eat flour dumplings, right?" Liu Qingyan tried hard to save some face for her handsome and dashing father-in-law, and made a very considerate suggestion.
But now Lu Siguan will never agree to her suggestion.
First, he is so natural that he can't tolerate any failures, and secondly, the fish just now made him lose a lot of face in front of Liu Qingyan, and he felt that he would take revenge, and he had to take revenge. And if that fish is caught by him, it will definitely be peeled off the bones and skin, and it will not end well.
"No, if you want to eat it, I'll make it for you." Lu Si's face did not change, and he stared at the water tank.
"Since you insist, then you ...... Catch the fish well! I'll cheer you on the side! Liu Qingyan waved her hand.
Lu Siguan nodded lightly, frowned, and stretched out his eager palm towards the water tank again, gradually about to touch the surface of the water, and about to touch the swimming fish inside.
But this time, before his hand could reach into the water, the fish sensed the crisis, and even though he sank into the water with all his might, Lu Siguan gritted his teeth, but he still fell into the void.
And that's not all. The fish sank for a moment, then jumped out of the water again, and sprinkled all the water droplets on Lu Siguan's face. This is a very death-seeking behavior, Lu Siguan's face became gloomy, and the fish quickly fell into the water again.
Liu Qingyan was stunned on the side, and sweated for the fish in her heart. Fortunately, it's a fish, the one that is going to be eaten in the stomach, if this is a person, I'm afraid there won't be any good life in this life. annoyed Lu Siguan, the king of Qi, but I am afraid that I can't survive, I can't die, and I will never have a day to come out in this life.
"Lu Siguan, you ......" Liu Qingyan moved her lips and called him. She thought it was a bad idea that she had just said she was going to eat fish.
"I'm fine, you don't have to worry. It's just this fish in the tank today, if I don't catch it, I won't be surnamed Lu in the future. After speaking, Lu Siguan stared at the water tank again, and his expression did not slack off in the slightest.
This is one of the things that Liu Qingyan discovered recently, that is, Lu Siguan is actually quite naΓ―ve many times.
For example, when he sleeps at night, if he has a bad dream, he will open his arms and hold Liu Qingyan tightly into his arms, refusing to let go, as if he is afraid that she will leave as soon as he lets go.
And when the first snow fell on the edge of the sky, Lu Siguan hugged Liu Qingyan, who was covered in snow, lowered his head, kissed her on the cheek, and said, "I saw a few snowflakes, taste what it tasted like." β
This man is ruthless in front of outsiders, but in front of Liu Qingyan, he is like a gentle and naΓ―ve ghost.
Now, of course, this naΓ―ve ghost has revealed his true colors to a fish.
Liu Qingyan stood on the side and watched him fight with the fish for three hundred rounds, but he didn't see a victory, but Lu Siguan was always at a disadvantage. If the ghost is fortunate enough to see this scene at this time, he will definitely say with great emotion: "It turns out that the whole world can suppress Lu Siguan, in addition to Jingfu Yin, there are also fish. β
When Lu Siguan sneezed wetly, Liu Qingyan finally couldn't hold back anymore, grabbed Lu Siguan's hand, and said, "Lu Siguan, there is one thing I have to tell you." β
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Lu Si glanced at her, but his mind was still on the fish.
Liu Qingyan sighed and handed him a net for fishing: "I found this ......"
Looking at the things she handed herself, Lu Siguan was slightly stunned: "Where did you come from with this?" β
"I saw it the second time you were about to catch a fish, and it was on the side, but looking at you, it looks like you weren't going to use this at all, so I didn't say it," Liu Qingyan said frankly, "but now it looks like you need it." β
"I do need this." In addition to saying this, what else can Lu Siguan do? He couldn't blame Liu Qingyan.
He took the net handed by Liu Qingyan, and finally, he easily scooped up the fish, watching the sturdy swimming fish jumping back and forth in the net because it left the water, Lu Siguan's mood was slightly better.
"Great, Lu Siguan, you got it." Liu Qingyan pretended to applaud on the side.
"You're sarcastic about me." Lu Siguan looked at her sullenly: "Look at how I punish you tonight." β
"You've punished me, I'm still hungry." Liu Qingyan stuck out her tongue at him. Now she is not afraid of Lu Siguan's so-called "punishment", after all, after getting married, he learned to take care of Liu Qingyan's body.
If he didn't pay attention, Liu Qingyan might not be able to have children in the future, which was what the imperial doctor said when he conditioned Liu Qingyan's body. Lu Siguan cared about Liu Qingyan and remembered this matter very clearly, and has been very careful since then.
And Liu Qingyan naturally grasped such a handle, and was no longer afraid of Lu Siguan's threat at all.
At that moment, Lu Siguan knew her thoughts and snorted: "It seems that I am still too good to you." β
Liu Qingyan smiled at him, rubbed his belly again, and looked at him aggrievedly: "But, Lu Siguan, when are you going to give me this fish?" I'm still hungry. β
"It's going to be soon," Lu Siguan sighed, there was really nothing he could do about her, "Do you want to eat braised food?" β
"If you can, can you eat both steamed and braised fish at the same time?" Liu Qingyan deliberately winked vigorously at Lu Siguan: "If I can, I also hope to be able to eat like this." For our King Qi, this must not be a big problem, right? β
Lu Siguan glanced at her deeply: "Then giving birth to seventeen or eighteen sons for me must not be a big problem for our Jingfu Lord Yin, right?" β
Liu Qingyan was stunned for a moment: "What's the connection between these two things!" β
"It's really unrelated, but I'll say it casually, but having a baby is urgent, and we'll work hard after we've eaten later, how about it?" Lu Siguan looked at her with a smile.
It was obvious that she was teasing him, but she didn't expect to be forced by him to other topics, Liu Qingyan's cheeks were a little red.
She looked away and said, "Okay, let's make fish first, and after the fish is ready, we'll make flour dumplings together." β
Lu Siguan didn't tease her anymore, knowing that she was probably really hungry, and immediately walked to the stove with the fish. The fish was still struggling, but it was clear that it was running out of strength.
Lu Siguan pinched the tail and lifted it out, threw it on the board, and picked up the kitchen knife in one hand.
Looking at his movements, Liu Qingyan was a little strange: "Lu Siguan, don't you have to remove the fish scales first?" I used to watch people cook fish and eat it, and I had to open my stomach and wash the internal organs. β
"Do you need to do that?" Lu Siguan was a little surprised. How did he not know?
Do you need to scrape off the scales before cooking fish, and then prepare to break open the belly of the fish and clean the internal organs?
"Of course you need to, if you don't clean up the scales, won't you eat with your mouth full of scales? Also, some fish offal should never be eaten. Liu Qingyan sighed on the side.
"Oh, I see." Lu Siguan nodded slightly, and suddenly, he didn't know what to do with the fish in front of him. After a moment of silence, he turned to Liu Qingyan: "That...... Do you know how to clean this up? β
"Lu Siguan," Liu Qingyan looked at him sympathetically, "Why don't we make flour dumplings and eat them?" β
Because she really didn't know how to clean up the fish, she just knew a rough idea, after all, she was someone who had never been in the kitchen.
Lu Siguan finally nodded at her suggestion, and an extremely gentle smile appeared on his face: "Okay, I also like to eat flour dumplings." β
Liu Qingyan pulled Lu Siguan to knead the flour on the side, and since neither of them knew it, their hands, face, and body were all dyed white in between. Of course, there are also some of them who are specially smeared for each other.
Later, the flour dumplings were not successful, because Liu Qingyan was either too thin or too thick.
The two of them were busy for a while, and they were already very hungry, but they couldn't go out for the sake of face, but continued to stay in the kitchen.
In the end, Liu Qingyan pulled Lu Siguan and found half of the roast chicken in the pot that had not yet been taken away, and ate it separately, so that he could fill his stomach for the time being.
When the two of them ate the last chicken leg, an extremely noisy firecracker sound suddenly sounded outside.
Lu Siguan and Liu Qingyan glanced at each other, and through their extremely embarrassed faces, they saw the light blooming in each other's eyes: "It's the New Year." "Even though both of them are embarrassed now, they still like each other's favorites.
Liu Qingyan looked at Lu Siguan in front of him with a smile: "Congratulations, King Qi, you are one year older." β
"Then in my eyes, my little fool will always be the youngest and best-looking." Lu Siguan smiled slightly and leaned over to her.
After a slight pause, Lu Siguan pursed his lips: "I've never tried it in the kitchen." β