After Li Chongjin, Hou Zhang, Zhao Kuangyin and others divided their troops to attack, the remaining 100,000 Hou Zhou army still maintained the pattern of encircling three and one, and the army on the north and east sides was waiting for it, leaving one Shouzhou City There was no garrison at the south gate, and only soldiers who combined with cavalry and foot were sent to patrol back and forth in the open space outside the south gate every day.

Li Gu dared to play, and Lin Feng dared to play even more!

On the morning of October 8, the day after Li Chongjin and their departure, the south gate of Shouzhou City opened, and three old men slowly walked out pushing three wheelbarrows. The Houzhou soldiers who were patrolling outside the city immediately exploded, and while sending people back to the western camp to report the news, they rushed over, surrounded them, and forced them to ask them what they were going to do with knives.

The thin old ** led by him glared, pointed to the garbage in the car and said coldly: "You can't see? Get out of town and take out the trash! ”

The patrol was so angry by the old man's arrogant and contemptuous expression that he picked up the scabbard in his left hand, but he hesitated for a moment, did not smash it, and said angrily: "Give me all the way back to the city, believe it or not, Lao Tzu cut you?!" ”

"What kind of ability is it to cut me a bad old man, you have the ability to attack Shouzhou City?!" The old man held the handlebar with his left hand, slowly unbuttoned his shirt with his right hand, revealing his thin chest, glared at the famous capital, and said contemptuously. The same is true of the other two old men, who have a kind of slashing posture.

"You! You ......" all the heads were mad, and ordered his men to surround the three stinking and hard old men, and turn around and run to the west.

Soon, Du Tou came back with a large group of people, led by a Du Yuhou.

Du Yuhou sat on the horse, pointed at the old man and asked, "What are you doing out of the city?" ”

The thin old man led by him was even more angry, and immediately scolded back: "One is more blind than the other!" Are the eyes used to vent the air? What else can you do? Go out of the city and take out the garbage! ”

Du Yu waited for the anger to collide immediately, drove the horse forward two steps, and then suppressed the horse's momentum, and said angrily: "Go back immediately!" ”

The thin old man glanced coldly at the soldier in front of him, turned around and pushed the cart away, and hummed unrelentingly: "This is what you said!" Don't stop me! ”

Du Yuhou was mad and roared angrily: "Bastard! Give me a stop! ”

The thin old man was even more annoyed, raised his hand and overturned the wheelbarrow to the ground, dumped the garbage on the ground, and the car was gone.

Du Yuhou and Du Tou were about to go crazy, and the knife in their hands was waving wildly, but they never dared to really cut down. First, Lin Feng's cruel words of "hurting a person ten times more" were put in front, and second, Li Shuai's strict order of "not disturbing the people" was put on their heads, and they really didn't dare to casually cut down these three Shouzhou old gang dishes.

The other two old men also overturned the car to the ground, and the three of them swaggered back to the city with their hands behind their backs, and the city gate was immediately closed again.

Du Yuhou rushed back and told the generals in the tent about the matter, and everyone laughed at him and laughed at him, but they didn't take it seriously and threw this little episode to the back of their minds.

On the morning of October 9th, without any warning, all the trebuchets in Shouzhou City were launched, and they continued to launch things outside the city.

After several rounds of projection, a soldier was ordered to step forward to take a look, cover his mouth, and come back with a wry smile.

It turns out that all kinds of garbage, feces, and waste are projected in the city! Those things were casually packed in dirty cloth bags and discarded pants, and after hitting the ground, many "bags" immediately burst, and feces and urine splashed out, making the projection area dirty and smelly.

Hou Zhou's formation immediately dispersed, and the leading lieutenant who couldn't laugh or cry rushed to the camp and reported to the commander Li Gu. Li Gu couldn't believe it, what was Lin Feng doing? Want to use these dirty things to get the army into bad luck? No, I haven't heard of it and I haven't found that Lin Feng is still so superstitious?

At this time, some generals mentioned that someone went out of the city to deliver garbage yesterday, Li Shuai figured it out a little, "oh", ignored the matter, and just ordered to arrange people to clean up immediately.

Fortunately, the "dung bombs" in the city stopped after only a short while, and in the evening another round came, and then stopped.

On 10 October, it was the same time and the same rhythm, because no one wanted to do the dirty work of cleaning up the scene, and the garbage and feces in front of the major military camps were piled up more and more, and the stench was getting heavier and heavier. The commander once again issued an order that all armies must take turns to clean up the scene, and this "stinky errand" of constant shirk immediately made many soldiers scold.

On the third day, after the routine dung bomb in the morning, a Du Yu waited for a duke from the tent, found the general in charge of patrolling the southern city, and signaled to them not to stop anyone who went out of the city to take out the garbage!

On the morning of October 11, the south gate of Shouzhou was finally opened again in the ardent anticipation of the patrol soldiers of Houzhou, and a group of old men pushed all kinds of carts out of the city, crossed the pontoon bridge, and walked to the southwest corner in a big way.

The patrol soldiers did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly asked them what they were going to do, signaling that the garbage should only be dumped in the southeast corner they had designated.

It was still the black and thin old man of that day, his eyes widened, and he directly reversed the wheelbarrow, turned around and pushed the cart away. Others followed suit, piling up garbage in the ground and getting up to go back to the city.

On the morning of the 12th, Shouzhou City began to attack with "dung bombs" again, and the angry Shuai tent sent a strict order this time, and the troubled city patrol general was trained to sprinkle blood.

With this lesson in mind, on the morning of the 13th, when a group of old men pushed their carts out of the city again, the patrolling soldiers immediately turned into "sword guards", guarding the old men who dumped the garbage in the empty space outside the moat in the northwest corner of the city wall.

The patrol generals were really a little cowardly to these old hooligans in Shouzhou, let them act and ignore them.

Two days later, the patrol general found that something was wrong again, there were more and more Shouzhou people and cars out of the city, more and more garbage was dumped, and the garbage hill was getting bigger and bigger, so he directly found the black and thin old man who commanded the scene and questioned them sharply.

The black and thin old man stared at his iconic big eyes, his black face changed instantly, and he actually put on an extremely enthusiastic face, bowed down and smiled: "This general, our Lord Lin is engaged in urban construction in the city, and there is naturally more garbage of all kinds." Our Shouzhou is becoming more and more beautiful, why don't I take you in for a visit? ”

The general was startled, and the ghost followed you into the city, and immediately turned around and left, leaving only the old rascal behind him sneering.

This time, when the patrol general reported this anomaly, everyone in the tent, including Li Gu, fell into deep thought. What do you mean? More than 100,000 troops are surrounding the city, and the city may be destroyed at any time, but Lin Feng is building in the city, is he full of confidence in defending the city, or is he crazy?

When the Zhou army outside the city couldn't figure out the specific intentions of Lin Feng's move, Lin Feng in the city was in flames because of the details of several city construction.