Chapter Sixty-Seven: Cheating

When the two guys were tired like dead dogs and were carried back to the village, Yu Xiaotian didn't know where the road came from, as if by magic, he got two bamboo poles, each with a wooden spoon tied to the front of the bamboo pole, and someone brought a big bowl with the salted fish and brown rice they ate and placed it in front of the two guys.

Yu Xiaotian looked down at the two tired guys, and sneered: "Don't you have the strength to use it?" Do you still have the strength to fight now? ”

The two guys were tired at this moment, and when they heard Yu Xiaotian ask them, they quickly shook their heads like rattles, and they didn't even dare to say it! Don't dare again!

Yu Xiaotian counted with his fingers narrowly, nodded and said, "If I am not wrong, you ran three laps just now, right?" There are still two more laps to finish! Today, the second master will intercede for you, and read it on the face of your first offense, and these two circles will be forgotten! Now you can eat! ”

The two guys heard that the remaining two laps could be exempted, and they could eat! So they were all overjoyed immediately, and hurriedly practiced kowtowing to thank them, and then turned their heads to thank the horse's face, and wanted to get up and take the bowl and eat.

To tell the truth, they worked for a day, fought again, and then were punished by Yu Xiaotian to run a few kilometers away, this stomach has long been hungry before the heart, seeing that others have eaten, they can't wait to stretch out a hand in their throat at this time, grab the rice into their mouths, and quickly fill their stomachs.

Without waiting for them to take over the rice bowl, Yu Xiaotian stretched out his hand and snapped the bamboo pole twice, knocked the hands of the two of them apart, and said, "Don't worry! If you want to eat, you can eat, but do as I tell you! Come on, tie these two spoons to the two of them with a bamboo pole in their right hands! ”

Heitou and Liu Wang are now Yu Xiaotian's cronies, and they pulled away Han Xian and Zhao Si, who were about to come up to help, and tied the bamboo pole with a wooden spoon to Feng De and Luo Xianbin's right hands with a rope, and they both had a strange smile on their faces.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin looked at the bamboo pole tied to their hands, compared it, and found that after the bamboo pole was connected to the wooden spoon, it was two or three feet long, how could a guy with such a length eat? Don't give chopsticks yet!

"Listen up, you two! If you want to eat, you can! But you have to eat according to the rules I set! You are not allowed to use your left hand to help, and you are not allowed to lie on the bowl and eat directly with your mouth, and you can only use a spoon to bring the food to your mouth! Don't break the rules, if anyone fouls, then go ahead and finish the remaining two laps! All right! After the rules are over, you two start eating, it's not enough, it's full! Yu Xiaotian also showed a wicked smile at this time, stepped aside and hugged his arms.

The big rice bowl was placed on the ground between Feng De and Luo Xianbin, and there was a big bowl of water next to it, the two guys looked at the long-handled wooden spoon in their hands with each other, stretched out and scooped up a spoonful of rice, but then wanted to send it to their mouths, but no matter how they got it, the spoon just couldn't be sent to their mouths, because the spoon was too long, they stretched their necks, and they couldn't reach the spoon, so they could only be in a hurry, but they couldn't get the rice to their mouths.

At this time, everyone gathered around, surrounded the two guys in the middle, and saw that the two guys were holding long spoons, but they couldn't eat in a hurry, and everyone laughed.

Ma Mian, Liu Laoliu and others also came around, they didn't know what Yu Xiaotian was doing, looked at the long-handled spoons in the hands of the two of them, and totaled them, feeling that Yu Xiaotian was simply deliberately embarrassing these two guys who made mistakes, and sincerely didn't want them to eat, they felt angry and funny, and they felt that Yu Xiaotian was doing it a little too much.

But after all, Yu Xiaotian is now their big boss, and it is not easy for them to come out and say that Yu Xiaotian is not, so they can only watch the excitement from the sidelines.

Feng De and Luo Xianbin worked hard for a while, but they were never able to use a spoon to get the rice to their mouths, Luo Xianbin was a quick temper, seeing that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't do it, so they simply raised their heads and said angrily to Xiaotian: "Helm handle!" I usually obey you, but it is indeed wrong for me to fight with Feng De today, and I admit my mistake! You have been punished, why do you still toss us so much? This spoon is so long that it can't be put in our mouths at all, how can you let us eat? If you don't want me to eat, you just say it, I don't want to eat! If you have the ability, take this spoon and eat it for us to see, if you can eat, fight today, in the future, you let me Luo Xianbin do anything, I will do anything, even if it is to let me die, if I frown, I am not a person! ”

Saying that, he stood up angrily, untied the rope and threw the long-handled spoon on the ground, and Feng De was a little less courageous, but seeing that Luo Xianbin threw the spoon, he also quickly stood up, untied the spoon tremblingly, and threw it on the ground.

Yu Xiaotian rolled his eyes, glanced at the two of them, sneered, bent down and picked up two long spoons, wiped the soil on the spoons with the corner of his clothes, raised his eyebrows and looked at Luo Xianbin and Feng De and asked, "Is this true?" If I eat with this spoon, what do I say after you two, and you all do it? ”

Luo Xianbin stalked his neck and said loudly: "The big guys are here, you can give me a witness, if you eat with a spoon on the helm handle, then start today, what you ask me to do, I will do anything, if I fart, it is not my mother's birth!" ”

Feng De also nodded yes again and again, indicating that he also agreed with Luo Xianbin's words.

Yu Xiaotian squatted down, beckoned Liu Wang to squat opposite, handed over a long spoon to Liu Wang, used the rope to learn what he had just done, and also tied the long spoon to his right hand, looked up at the people around him, and sneered: "Okay!" I bet! Everyone is watching today! My surname is how I got this food in my mouth! If I can't eat, then I'll stop doing this helmsman today! ”

After everyone saw the embarrassment between Feng De and Luo Xianbin just now, they all thought that if they used this long spoon, no matter who they were, it would be impossible to eat, so they all sweated for Yu Xiaotian, because Yu Xiaotian's words were already full, if he couldn't eat, he wouldn't be their helmsman from now on, so who else could they listen to in the future?

Ma Mian didn't want things to be stiff, so he hurriedly came out to play a round and said, "Forget it!" That's it! The big boss must be joking with you! That's all for now! It's all gone! You two bastards, do you want to die? Look at Lao Tzu and don't break your legs today! As he spoke, he found a stick and made a gesture to chase Luo Xianbin and Feng De.

"Second master, don't stop me, I'm not joking with them, today I'm going to show them how I ate this meal with a spoon!" Yu Xiaotian opened his mouth to stop the horse's face, and said to the people around him with a solemn face.

The horse's face couldn't be stopped anymore, so he could only retreat to the side, and take it when he saw it, you guy is still young, if you can't eat it for a while, see where your face is facing! I can't blame you for not getting down the stairs!

Everyone once again turned their attention to Yu Xiaotian and Liu Wang, Yu Xiaotian nodded and said, "What's so difficult to eat this meal!" Look at it! ”

After saying that, Yu Xiaotian scooped out a spoonful of rice in a large bowl with a long spoon and sent it directly to Liu Wang's mouth, Liu Wang immediately understood what Yu Xiaotian meant, opened his mouth and ate this spoonful of rice, and then did the same, and also scooped a spoonful of rice with a long spoon in his hand and sent it to Yu Xiaotian's mouth, Yu Xiaotian also opened his mouth to eat this spoonful of rice.

Everyone's jaws fell to the ground at once, Luo Xianbin's face was extremely pale, and he pointed at Yu Xiaotian and stammered: "You...... You...... This can't be counted...... You're cheating! ”

Only then did Yu Xiaotian stand up, sneered and threw the long spoon in his hand on the ground, and asked loudly, "What?" Are you not convinced? Did I say you weren't allowed to feed each other? I only said to eat with a spoon, but never said you have to eat with a spoon in your own hands! ”

Luo Xianbin's face turned the color of pig liver, and he thought for a long time before replying: "The helmsman really didn't say it!" But...... But ...... "But he didn't find anything to refute Yu Xiaotian for a long time, so he could only squat on the ground in despair.

Yu Xiaotian turned around at this time, slowly glanced at everyone around him, and then said: "Actually, many things are so simple, today I want Luo Xianbin and Feng De to eat with a long spoon, not to deliberately embarrass them, but to let everyone remember one thing, that is, we are brothers and relatives, as long as we think about other people outside, many times as long as we stretch out our hands a little, we can help others, of course, other people will naturally return the favor, so what are we afraid of not being able to do?"

And today, Luo Xianbin and Feng De are just fighting in the same room just for a shadowless hope! Today you can fight for this kind of thing, and tomorrow someone will raise a knife against their brother for something else! So what else can we do in the future? I'm afraid that we don't need others to trouble us, we will kill all our own people!

Luo Xianbin and Feng De, do you two know that you are wrong? Speaking of this, he suddenly turned around, glared at Luo Xianbin and Feng De, and yelled at them loudly.

After listening to Yu Xiaotian's words, some people were thoughtful, some people nodded again and again, and some people showed a look of shame, and Luo Xianbin and Feng De's unconvincing in their hearts at this time had already disappeared without a trace, and all that was left was full of shame.

"Rudder! The little one is served! The little one is wrong! Please, the boss! The two shouted together.

It was only at this time that Yu Xiaotian's tense expression relaxed, stepped forward and slowly pulled the two of them up, put their hands together, and held them firmly, only then did he smile: "Okay!" The ancients died at night! The two of you can change your mistakes so quickly, and I will be content with Yu! Remember, we are brothers, and don't point a knife at your own people at any time! It's still a good brother to shake hands, and that's all for today!

All right! The big guys are here today, I'll say one more thing today, starting tomorrow, before dawn, everyone will follow me to get up early and practice! Only when we practice a good skill can we cross the sea! What a mixed river dragon, what Xiao has a big mouth, it's all fucking bullshit, let's go back one day, not to mention the Funing area, even if it's far away, we'll all go! ……”

A group of juniors were so excited by Yu Xiaotian's words that they immediately shouted loudly together, and even claimed that they were.

Seeing a group of juniors screaming with Yu Xiaotian, Ma Yan shook his head slightly and said to Liu Lao Liu: "Lao Liu! I said, where did you pick up our helmsman! How can we not think of such a simple thing? Old! We're so old! It seems that in the future, these descendants will be handed over to the helm handle, and we will have nothing to worry about! ”

Liu Lao Liu had a smug look on his face, gently stroked the beard on his chin and smiled: "Of course!" The afterlife is terrifying! It's our blessing to be able to run into our helmsman! Let's wait for happiness in the future! I dare to guarantee that as long as filial piety is here, sooner or later, we will be able to go wherever we want! ……”

(New year, new beginning, I wish you all the spirit of Ryoma in this Year of the Snake!) Good luck! The cold wind is here to greet the big guy again! )