Yun Ye has always wished that he would live like a pig.

Getting married, having children, and buying a house in the previous world consumed almost all of his time and energy, and the grand ambitions he had made when he was a child were crushed early by the chariot of life. Now my life is zero, and I have to start over, but I can't find my goal. The appearance of his relatives rekindled his enthusiasm for hard work, and yes, he had eight younger sisters who needed enough dowry, which made his eyes look like copper coins. Chang'an, there is a home waiting for him, whether it is indifferent or warm, Yun Ye is eager to throw himself into his arms. And willing to pay any price for him. Yun Ye is messy, hasn't he always wanted to escape from such a burden of life? How can you feel a hundred times more energetic when you are burdened? Is that what life is all about? The continuation of life, the maintenance of family affection, the death of the elderly, the foraging of the young, and then the burial of other grown-ups in the soil? Become a ghost in the dimensional space to watch the future generations and so on? Occasionally, one or two people forget this responsibility, perhaps because they are tired of it, and find all kinds of reasons to avoid it, or for glory, such as Yi Ya cooking. or for ideals, such as Zhao Wangsheng's father starving to death. or for the sake of righteousness, such as Liu Bang's share. Yun Ye is not that kind of master, as long as the enemy puts the knife on the neck of his wife and children, he will do whatever he wants, and he will never talk about any conditions. Therefore, he can't become a celebrity, a master, and naturally he will not be remembered by history, and he will definitely be the majority of people like himself, otherwise Chinese history will not last for 5,000 years. The more perverted it is, the more it will be remembered by history as the truth, just like on the Internet, the most popular is definitely the most perverted. No one will pay attention to the ants who follow the rules, but the ants with hats are different, he has surpassed the concept of ants, and it is inevitable to be remembered by ant history.

Although Yun Ye is a different ant, he decided that he must be on par with the public ants and strive to become a member of the public ants. So he, like everyone else in the barracks, trained hard, deliberately imitated their words and deeds, worked hard to learn ancient Chinese, and practiced calligraphy. Whenever this happens, Yun Ye is extremely grateful to the Taiwanese boss who has a habit of compulsion, it is he who has created Yun Ye's excellent ability to read and write traditional characters, although there are still some differences with the ancient characters of the Tang Dynasty, which is enough for Yun Ye. Cheng Chumo didn't know as many words as he knew.

The autumn days are endlessly rainy and the air is damp, and the blankets are cold without a trace of hot exhalation. Yun Ye really didn't understand, there was obviously a spacious city to live in, but Lao Cheng was stationed outside the city and strictly ordered not to enter the city. Taking 10,000 steps back, more than 10,000 men are better than living in a damp tent to build a simple military camp, but Lao Cheng was unmoved, preferring to live in a tent himself and rub his sore knees and scold the weather, but he didn't give this order.

"You can't build a village without the emperor's order, this is a taboo for generals, and it's also a taboo for Your Majesty." It's better for me to be a brother, Cheng Chumo whispered to Sù Yunye the reason why he couldn't build a house. Yun Ye almost forgot that he was at the height of the feudal dynasty. Usually in Chang'an Lao Cheng can splash and roll around, no one will trouble him, once he becomes a general, the strict military law is a sharp sword hanging high on his head, a little disobedience, there will be no hesitation in the steel knife beheading.

I'm going to see my potatoes, who dares not to let me?

Strange things happened, as soon as Yun Ye walked to the thatched pavilion, two canned people with steel knives stopped in front and asked Yun Ye for a warrant, Yun Ye was stunned, what more warrant do I need to see my own things? Just about to go crazy, the cold light flashed in the canned man's eyes, and he had the meaning of cutting it down. Yun Ye closed his mouth obediently, and was about to turn his head and leave to ask Lao Cheng for an explanation. Li Chengqian walked out of the pavilion, obviously this guy was also idle and had nothing to do. Hurriedly bowed, Li Chengqian smiled and returned the salute, unlike Yun Ye's perfunctory, but stood up straight, clasped his hands into fists, leaned forward fifteen degrees, and the perfect etiquette was impeccable. …,

"Brother Yun, this is to see Xiangrui? This side please. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and the two cans put their knives into their sheaths, and stood by the fence like two stone sculptures. Yun Ye walked in stupidly, always feeling that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should have done what he did just now, when did he become a guest?

Li Chengqian seemed to see Yun Ye's doubts, and explained as he walked: "The treasure offered by Brother Yun has been designated by my father as the first auspicious rui of my Tang Dynasty, which shows that the Tang Dynasty is blessed by the Yellow Sky and is orthodox in the world. Yun Ye's first reaction was that Li Chengqian's face was combined with the face of a civil servant who only had the right to use and no real estate right when he applied for the real estate certificate in later generations.

"The prince is too polite, it is Yun's honor to be able to contribute to my Datang." After saying this, Yun Ye felt like a Japanese, and after being abused, he had to praise the comfort of the abuse. The glory of feudalism finally shone on itself.

The conversation with Li Chengqian is very pleasant, his words can always cut to the most emotional side of your heart, coupled with the handsome face, soothing voice, natural gesture changes, the royal education is vividly embodied. It makes you feel that it is simply a great rebellion not to give potatoes to the royal family, and by the way, you will not regret it afterwards. If I had this ability, I would have been a fucking manager a long time ago, and I still used my backpack to look for foreigners all over the mountains? And then he was made by a wormhole to the Tang Dynasty to be trained as a special soldier?

Well, Yun Ye surrendered, the potatoes should be presented to the royal family, and all the treasures in the world should be dedicated to the great, glorious, and omnipotent King of Kings Li Er.

"Since the day before yesterday, the leaves of Xiangrui have begun to turn yellow, is it time to harvest?" It wasn't until Li Chengqian pointed to the yellowed potato leaves and asked Yun Ye that he was pulled back from the passionate fantasy of being determined to fight for Datang for the rest of his life. I wiped the saliva that was about to come out, and when I thought about the growing time of the potatoes, I realized that it was indeed the harvest season. Then he said to Li Chengqian: "The growth time of potatoes is about five months, and now it has been four and a half months, and the harvest conditions have been reached. I really wanted to eat baked potatoes, so I instigated Li Chengqian to dig it up and take a look, and by the way, I got a few potatoes and went back to roast them.

Li Chengqian sternly rejected Yun Ye's bad intentions, claiming that he must wait for the potatoes to fully ripen before harvesting. This made Yun Ye very depressed, what obviously belonged to him, now even getting close to it is in danger of his life, and he will not let people eat it when he is mature, there are no human rights in the feudal era.