Chapter 57: Splitting the face with a brick
"Jade Pupil Jane?" Song Jiang was taken aback, so he bit off his tongue, "This...... This one...... The deity is a secret order, where is the jade pupil Jane? ”
Ximen Qing sighed, frowned and looked at Song Jiang and said: "Niangniang, don't make this kind of joke, it is precisely because it is a secret decree that she uses the jade pupil Jane!" If it is a clear decree, then use the edict of the brocade of the heavenly grandson! If there is no jade pupil, how to give the order? ”
This urgent urgency pressed up, only squeezing Song Jiang into a corner, and he had no choice but to bare his eyes: "New things are new, the characteristics of the Heavenly Court, the rules and regulations of the Celestial Dynasty are updated this time, where do you need any jade pupils?" Xingjun is bent on seeking, but he is afraid that he will embark on the evil path! ”
While talking nonsense, he jumped around, wanting to make a majestic momentum, first, to give himself courage, and second, to subdue Ximenqing. Who knew that the Ximen Qing in front of him was not moved at all if his face did not change color, but Song Jiang's "dong dong" jumping god voice startled a little fox out.
The little fox built the hole under the throne of the Xuannu Niangniang, stained with the light of the gods, and no daring person dared to dig the fox's nest under the statue, so he enjoyed peace, and he was also a first-class demon of the city fox society. Who knew that today Song Jiang jumped too violently, and the little fox who was nesting in the hole to watch the excitement was startled, and the little fox was afraid that this group of people would be unfavorable to him, so he waved his tail and drilled out of it, and looked at this group of people with his ears, thinking about whether to sneak to the apse first.
Ximen Qing's eyes were quick, and when he saw the little fox at a glance, his heart moved: "God help me!" This little fox came at the right time, treating me like this, and taking care of this black guy! ”
Thinking of this, Ximenqing shook his dantian qi violently, pointed at the little fox and shouted, "Bah! Good you wicked! How many years have you been in the Tao? Dare to make a storm in the Nine Heavens Xuannu Temple, pretend to be a mother, and possess a person, aren't you afraid of blasphemy and being hit by thunder? Since Yujian has taken this seat, how can this seat tolerate you? ”
Where did the little fox save Ximen Qing from drinking? But when it sees Ximenqing's menacing appearance, where will it stay here to top the tank? The flaming red tail flapped suddenly, and it had already slipped out of the temple, and disappeared.
Ximenqing took a step forward, copied a roll of clay sculpture of the heavenly book from the gold plate held by the clay statue on the side of the hall, and shouted: "Where did the demon escape?" Still not showing up with me as soon as possible? With a wave of his hand, the clay sculpture of the heavenly book was loud and loud, and it smashed directly into the head of Song Jiang, who was stunned when he looked at him.
This clay sculpture of the book of heaven is simply a brick made of clay, wrapped in gold powder, made into the appearance of a book, in order to symbolize the meaning of the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang to the Yellow Emperor. This brick is not heavy, it is not light, it is not light, it was vigorously thrown away by Ximenqing, one or two leisurely enough is a catty, and it is smashing on Song Jiang's face door, only to smash Yuncheng and rain in time to bloom all over his face, broken bricks and screams fly together, and the gold powder is the same color as nosebleeds.
A brick knocked down Song Jiang, Ximen Qing stepped on the Tiangang Big Dipper Seven Star Steps, didn't look at Song Jiang who fell to the ground, and chased the trail of the little fox to the apse, leaving only the Liangshan heroes in one place staring at each other with big eyes and looking at each other.
In the end, Hua Rong still has a deep brotherly relationship, seeing that Song Jiang was beaten by that brick and his head was bleeding, unconscious, he couldn't care much more, and shouted: "Save our brother!" He got up and pounced.
Someone took the lead, naturally someone followed, and when everyone gathered around Song Jiang to watch, they all screamed bitterly - but they saw that Song Jiang was beaten by Ximen Qing's brick, and his nose was not a nose, and his mouth was not a mouth, originally Song Sanlang was black and short, and he didn't have any heroism, and this brick made matters worse, and directly demoted Song Jiang to the level of Wang Xiaohu.
Everyone couldn't help but talk about it, Lin Chong said to Chao Gai: "Brother Tianwang, I am only afraid that there is a demon fox, who used the technique of soul control and confuses Brother Song Jiang, and pretends to be the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang on this temple, and the gossip confuses the public, but he doesn't want to be recognized by Brother Siquan, and now he is chasing after him alone, in case he misses ......."
Jiao Ting, Lu Fang, Guo Sheng, Chen Xiaofei and others jumped up together when they heard this, and said in unison: "I'll wait for my brother to come quickly!" ”
Before the words fell, I heard Ximenqing's voice sound in the apse: "You don't have to go!" As he spoke, he saw Ximenqing holding a sword in one hand and entering from the apse.
The crowd was overjoyed, and asked gossipily: "Brother, where is the demon fox?" ”
Ximen Qing sighed and looked at Song Jiang's side: "If it weren't for me only caring about removing the demonic qi possessed by Brother Gongming, how could the demon fox escape with his life?" Now it has slipped into the mountains and forests, and the world is only afraid that it will be troublesome from now on! ”
When everyone heard this, they all sighed, and Chao Gai said: "It's a pity that Mr. Yiqing is not here, otherwise with him in charge, the demon fox can escape?" ”
Ximen Qingxin said: "Fortunately, Gongsun Sheng of Yunlong is not here. If he is here, Song Jiang may not dare to dance in public, and I can't smash him this brick happily! ”
At the moment, he couldn't help but smile and asked, "What's wrong with Brother Gongming?" ”
Hua Rong said with a sad face: "My brother has a plot to eat that demon fox, and now he is still unconscious!" ”
Ximen Qing said secretly: "What demon fox is plotting? Obviously, Lao Tzu smashed a brick and smashed it to death! Looking at his current appearance, he is a concussion, to say the least! ”
Although he was happy in his heart, he pretended to have a sad look on his face: "Although the demon fox is not a problem, it also has 1,111 years of Taoism. ”
Hua Rong got up and said, "Brother Siquan is a celestial star, there must be a way to explain." ”
Ximenqing's face was full of regret, and he sighed: "I can only hate that all the mana on my body is bound by this physical mortal fetus. Now I have to send Gongming's brother back to Liangshan first, and ask the Taoist chief to get some runic water to relieve my brother's evil spirit. ”
Everyone was helpless when they heard this, so they had no choice but to comply, so they wrapped Song Jiang's blood-gourd-like head like an Indian Ah San, and then helped him on horseback, and walked around to the outside of Huandao Village.
Jiang Jing asked, "Brother Siquan, ...... these so-called 'Heavenly Books'?" ”
Ximen Qing frowned and said: "That demon fox is a liar, I don't know what this 'Book of Heaven' is, if you bring it back to Liangshan, you are afraid of disaster, it is better to burn it with a handful of fire, what do you think of my brothers and brothers?" ”
Before the words fell, he first jumped up the black whirlwind Li Kui, covered his stomach and said: "Ximen official, I Tieniu is a little anxious, look at this Laoshizi Book of Heaven, but it's not a stack of good papyrus?" Why don't you just let me do it! It's definitely much more comfortable to rub on than dirt! ”
Seeing Ximenqing nodding, Li Kui happily snatched the three volumes of "Book of Heaven" from Jiang Jing's hand, looked around, and went behind a row of big trees on the side of the road. After a short time, Li Kui refreshed himself and chased after everyone from the rear, and the three volumes of the "Book of Heaven" had already been squandered by him and were divided into pieces, and the account was settled in the place of reincarnation.
Ximen Qing smiled and asked, "Brother Tieniu, is it cool?" ”
Li Kui patted his ass and said loudly: "Cool! No matter how strange the book sent by the vixen is, when it is soaked in the, I don't believe it can come up with any tricks! When they heard this, they all laughed.
Ximenqing quietly glanced at Song Jiang, who was still unconscious on horseback, and couldn't help but laugh in his heart: "If this black guy wakes up and hears that his three volumes of 'Book of Heaven' are buried under Li Kui's fart hole, I don't know if he will spit blood?" ”
I thought again: "This black guy is a narrow-minded villain, he has been ruined by my calculations several times, and today he has eaten my brick, but I am afraid that he will no longer be able to tolerate me when he wakes up!" Since ancient times, the gun is easy to dodge, and the hidden arrow is difficult to prevent, I have to be careful, if I catch his horse's feet, it will be the day when his filial piety Hei Saburo, Yuncheng and Yu will be ruined! ”
Xiaoshan Gangbo and a group of leaders supported Song Jiang, and went to Song Taigongzhuang first, to send Song Jiang back to Liangshan, it was more convenient to take a donkey cart, and by the way, to carry Song Taigong and Song Qing to Liangshan, but also to avoid Song Jiang's suspense.
When he arrived in Songjia Village, Song Taigong had already taken it out diligently, and now that the lawsuit is coming, this old man can't care about his family being innocent for several generations, cultivating and reading heirlooms, and defiling the remains of his ancestors, it is better than sitting in a black prison and eating prison food. At this time, when I saw Chao Gai coming to pick it up, a chrysanthemum came out with a smile on my face, ran inside and out, packed up the family property, loaded dozens of cars, and brought a group of small minions, and collected the arrears of rent from the poor tenants in the village.
At this time, Song Jiang had woken up, but his head hurt badly, and as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he burst into tears like Liu Bei and Liu Xuande - because Ximenqing's brick almost broke his nose bone, and if the devastated tear hole was touched, the tears would naturally roll in like the endless Yellow River.
Since Song Taigong and Song Qing, Chao Gai and Ximen Qing all stepped forward to look, and Song Jiang said a few words to his father and brother with tears involuntarily, which seemed to be a perfect example of father's kindness, filial piety, brotherhood, and brotherhood. Turning his head, he said a few more perfunctory words, and then took Ximenqing's hand and said, "Thank you Siquan brothers for your great kindness!" With that, he let go of his hand, closed his eyes, and just gasped for air.
Ximen Qing said in a tone full of real gold: "Why should Brother Gongming be polite? The little brother should do this! And ask my brother to raise your body, what is there, and we will discuss it after returning to the mountain. ”
On the way back to the mountain, Song Jiang just hummed, but he didn't even have the strength to answer. Ximenqing rode a horse, pressed the bridle, and walked leisurely behind Song Jiang's donkey cart, thinking of Song Jiang's sentence "Thank you Siquan brothers for their great kindness", Ximenqing couldn't help but sneer, and said in his heart: "I'll just wait here, but I want to see if you Song Jiang have the ability to 'repay' my 'great kindness'!" "This is exactly what it is:
In ancient times, the gap was divided between Chu and Han, and today's declaration sees good and evil. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.