Chapter 67 Flower Candles in the Cave Room Section 2 Catch the ducks on the shelves
slapped his thigh, Yang Bangzi was happy, and that's it, and immediately asked Ma Yidao to pack his luggage or something, and follow them back to the team headquarters.
It was the middle of the night before a few people left the courtyard gate of the team's station, and Yang Bangzi raised his head, ho! What a big and round moon!
He turned his head and asked the fifth son, what day is this, the fifth son looked at the moon, took out his pocket watch and looked at it, and said that it was the middle of the night, and it was August 15th!
"August 15!" When Yang Bangzi heard these words, two other words popped out of his mind - "Mid-Autumn Festival"!
It's like a fire in the flatland, it's very hot! The feet didn't obey the call, and they almost became crutches.
What's going on? When the fifth son saw Yang Bangzi and heard what day he said, why did he still drink too much? The road will not be walked.
"Are you okay, Lao Yang? It's the Mid-Autumn Festival. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's the Mid-Autumn Festival, it's the Mid-Autumn Festival!" Yang Bangzi wiped his face, straightened his waist, hurriedly walked forward along the stone road, and ignored the people behind him, plunged into the courtyard of the brigade headquarters, crashed into his own house, closed the door, and did not light the lamp.
When the old five sons entered the courtyard and came to knock on the door, the room was dark and dark, and there was no movement at all, and everyone looked at each other, not knowing what was wrong with this Yang stick?
After calling the door several times, there was no response, and several people went back to their respective rooms. The fifth son led Ma Yidao to the next courtyard, where there were three Muslim soldiers from the new second division of the second bald dragon, and arranged them together, which was practical and convenient.
Lying on the kang, the fifth son couldn't sleep, smoking a cigarette bag and pot. Something suddenly came to mind. He remembered being in the valley of Chai Split Ridge. When Yang Bangzi's little lover had a temper with him, Director Cheng seemed to have mentioned that he would marry the two of them during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
Right! That's it, it's the Mid-Autumn Festival! No wonder that kid's face changed when he heard the words August 15th! Hehe, dare to love this lord who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and there are times when there are grass chickens!
Pulling on his shoes and putting on his clothes, the fifth son walked to the window of Yang Bangzi's house in the dark. knocked on the window edge, and whispered to the house: "Man, it's time for your kid to get married, what's the worry, sooner or later!" Brother, I can't help you, I haven't gone through this matter, put your heart in your stomach and sleep, as soon as the morning dawns, let's find someone who understands and ask if it's over! ”
There was a loud sound in the room for a while, and Yang Bangzi finally replied; "Hmm. Go back to sleep, I'm not afraid. I'm just a little panicked. ”
The fifth son held back a smile, and said in his heart Aren't you quite arrogant on weekdays, this will be good, the whole raw melon and egg urine sex!
After a few more idle sentences, Yang Stick was obviously absent-minded, and the fifth son didn't have anything to say to others, he was an old bachelor, he had never been touched by a woman and had never been married, what a ugliness he could say!
After the old five sons were taken away, Yang Bangzi was a bad sin! On the kang is the same as a pancake, I can't sleep after turning it over, I get up and smoke a bag of cigarettes, lie down calmly, I have to toss it up for a while, and then walk around a few times on the ground, anyway, I don't have a decline in my heart.
When I was a child, in the village, I saw a lot of daughters-in-law and daughters in the village, but they were all bare-footed little children who followed in the fun and coaxed, and they were mixed up behind the adults to eat food or something, and it was really their turn to go through this field, and they were confused, and they didn't know anything!
The eldest girl got on the sedan chair for the first time, and Yang Stick was chasing ducks to the shelves, and it was hard for him to die!
When I became an adult, I also saw my comrades and comrades-in-arms get married in the army, and I feel that the two of them are making do with that, the big guys are lively, performing some small shows, cooking class to make some delicious food, and it is over after eating, it doesn't seem to be difficult, why is it my turn to have such a day, why is this heart so messy?
The villagers in the base area have happy events, and they also called us to participate in the eight roads, Yang Bangzi has been there several times, but the people are quite decent, there are sedan chairs to carry, there are mules to bring back, the red hijab covers the bride's face, and the people who congratulate the courtyard all over the yard, the atmosphere of the scene has also made Yang Bangzi's heart itch, and there are many things to do to get married!
It seems to participate in the marriage ceremony of the fellow family, I heard people say that there are many rules, what a double day is auspicious, a single day is not good, what aunt does not accept the uncle and does not send, Yang Bangzi remembered that when he was young, he also heard the adults say that he married the land wife on August 15, these messy thoughts are the same as the messy thread, and the brain of the entangled Yang stick hurts!
It wasn't until the sky was bright and the rooster crowed all over the place that he was crooked until he was squinted on the kang quilt.
Sleeping incense, "Bang Dang! A loud bang woke Yang Bangzi from his sleep, and his hand subconsciously touched the fast and slow machine on the edge of the kang!
"You shit! sleep on the head! Get up for Lao Tzu! A big thin man walked up from the door of the house, raised his leg and kicked the leg with a stick on the edge of the kang.
Jumped up with a stir and rubbed his eyes after the military salute to see who mentioned him director cheng who was wearing glasses didn t know where he came out of this is.
"Come in! Change the clothes of this bridegroom official of his mother's land! Director Cheng shouted out of the door!
Hula rushed in a bunch of people! Old Five! Small beams, big ones! And Lao Feng and the second vulture dragon! Where did this old boy come from! Director Cheng's fucking guard rushed in front of him, and as soon as he came up, he knocked Yang Stick down on the edge of the kang, and reached out to untie his belt.
Yang Bangzi panicked, what is this going to do! If you get married, you can get married, why don't you still pick up your belt!
What is a waistband? With Director Cheng pressing the field, not to mention the armed belt, there is almost a pair of pants missing! But, hehe, someone made it bad, Lao Feng smiled evilly and said that Yang Bangzi's pants are too old, with big holes and small eyes, and there are several patches stacked, and they have to be replaced with new ones!
Director Cheng held back a smile and pretended to be very serious and said: "Well, yes, Comrade Xiao Feng is right, is the groom official, from head to toe, from the inside to the outside, it has to be new, pick!" Cleaned up! ”
This group of people can be regarded as having received the holy decree, and they pounced on Yang Stick like a wolf! Yang Stick has never suffered this loss when he grows so big, and he can still let this gang of subordinates be stripped away, and he resists left and right!
It's a pity that the hungry tiger can't stand the wolves! It's hard for a hero to be beaten! Soon Yang Stick was pressed on the kang by seven or eight people, and the torn pants were also ripped off.
Covering the key points with his hands, he looked at this group of bad guys with a pitiful face, thinking about how to clean you up in the future!
"Someone! Clean skin! Director Cheng shouted again, Yang Bangzi trembled in his heart, and said that the big director shouted and I was stripped naked! What kind of clean skin is this, it must be no good thing!
The guy who stripped him of his clothes was waiting for the director's order with a wicked smile on his face! As soon as he heard the shout, he immediately rushed over, pouted his arms and legs, and lifted Yang Stick, Yang Stick still wanted to resist, but his hand had to cover the vital point, so he could only kick his legs and shake his head.
was slapped on the head, it was slapped by Director Cheng, he was kicked on the buttocks, and he was kicked to the numbness, and the painful Yang stick snorted, this time he was honest and was carried out of the house.
In the middle of the courtyard, a big wooden barrel was steaming, and the gang walked to the barrel with Yang sticks, gave each other a look, and stuffed Yang sticks head down into the barrel!
Yang stick was stuffed into the water all of a sudden, his eyes, nose and mouth were covered with water, his feet were clubbed to the sky, he kicked all the way, and his hands couldn't take care of the vital point, holding the edge of the bucket, which turned his body over, wiped the water on his face, and scolded the old five sons!
The group could spare him! There's Director Cheng in that town! One by one, they scooped up the water in the wooden basin, scooped up the well water they had just called, and splashed the sticks!
As soon as the cold water was plucked up, the Yang stick with a bare ass and a hard mouth was completely finished! There's hot water in the barrel! The whole body squatted in the bucket, and he came out with his head exposed, gritting his teeth and not returning his mouth.
"Comrades, this black donkey is going to scold us in his heart! I'll have to subdue him this time! Otherwise, give us small shoes to wear in the future! Come on! ”
I don't have a water scoop in my hand! I picked up the brush for brushing the horse, and the broom seedlings for sweeping the floor were surrounded!
The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, Yang Stick arches his hand in the water and begs for mercy! If you let the brush of the horse rub on the back, it will be a bloody way!
also begged for mercy, and the trouble was almost over, Director Cheng came over to separate the people who surrounded Yang Bangzi and stabbed him, announcing that Yang Bangzi's family affairs would be handled by the Sixth Division, starting with taking a bath and changing clothes! Commander Huang can say, everything is arranged by Director Cheng, Yang Stick must dare to stab, and the horse whip will serve! (To be continued......)