95 The story of the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao

Five hundred and fifteen years ago, it was still the Great Min Empire.

There was a dwarf eunuch named "Pig Intestine" in the Chang'an Imperial Palace, and the emperor was not kind to him, but he killed the emperor and drove the descendants of the people to Lingnan.

This dwarf eunuch "pig intestine", this is the later first emperor of the Ming Empire, Zhu Dachang.

God cursed the Ming Kingdom born in the unrighteous country, they could not give birth to sons, only eunuchs.

In the past five hundred and fifteen years, thirty eunuchs have been passed to Zhu Dingfu, who is also a eunuch.

After Zhu Dingfu's death, the eleventh prince Zhu Zhaoding killed nine princes, put the tenth prince Zhu Zhaotian on the throne, and made himself the prince of the Ming Dynasty.

Emperor Zhu Zhaotian loved men, favored Li Guozhong, forced Zhao Guangxin to death, and caused Zhao Zhengbao in Hebei to rebel.

After Zhu Zhaotian's death, Zhu Honghua ascended the throne, Zhu Hongfeng became the prince, and Zhu Zhaoding changed his name to Qian Zhaoding.

Emperor Zhu Honghua buried hundreds of thousands of palace female eunuchs alive, and collected hundreds of thousands of palace female eunuchs to torture in the deep palace.

Zhu Hongfeng poisoned the Central Plains, so that all provinces in the world rebelled, and the people were struggling to make a living.

Qian Zhaoding harmed Gyeonggi, and the world rebelled even more.

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Out of the depth of misfortune comes bliss.

In the year of the great calamity, a savior will be born!

Fifty years ago, a child was born in the Liu family in Jinling, Nanjing. No one could have imagined that this little child would become the emperor of the Han Dynasty fifty years later! Many years later, people will understand that it was this little child who saved the world.

His name is Liu Xingchao, he has no father, and his mother is pregnant by perceiving the stars. This shows that he is the Son of Heaven. If he was not the Son of Heaven, how could his mother be conceived? His mother was conceived, how could he not be the Son of Heaven? Therefore, he must be a child of destiny!

When Liu Xingchao was born, the sun, moon and stars gathered, radiant, fragrant and fragrant in June, and the aftermath lingered for a year.

When Liu Xingchao was a child, he was bullied by others, but he didn't expect that for 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!

When he was five years old, the black dragon descended from the sky and hovered on the pillar of his house.

When he was ten years old, the red dragon fell from the sky and landed on the roof of his house.

When he was fifteen years old, two green snakes circled his home, and Liu Xingchao slashed him with the sword of the Heavenly Gods.

When he was twenty years old, the book of heaven fell from the sky and ordered him to enter the palace. What does this mean? It shows that God made him the emperor!

At the age of twenty-five, Liu Xingchao was the head of the inner court and the commander of the forbidden army, commanding hundreds of military officials in the world. But pay attention, his body is intact, and even the women in the palace say that Liu Xingchao is much more powerful than Zhu Zhaotian and Zhu Honghua. He has an abnormal appearance and extraordinary bearing, which is really the best in the world, so the queen, the princess, and the palace maid like him very much.

In the past 20 years, Zhu Zhaotian has enjoyed himself every day and handed over the world to Liu Xingchao to manage alone. The so-called "prosperous era according to the sky" is actually wrong, it should be "prosperous dynasty"!

Liu Xingchao was very filial. One day, the ill-intentioned Qian Zhaoding asked Liu Xingchao: "Is it your parents or the emperor?" Liu Xingchao said: "It's the same big!" Qian Zhaoding was shocked, and secretly admired Liu Xingchao's wit, thinking: "Liu Xingchao is really invincible!" ”

Liu Xingchao is very calculating. One day, the yin and yang weird Qian Zhaoding asked Liu Xingchao: "May I ask the 'γ„‘γ„§' monkey on the tree, the 'γ„‘γ„§' monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?" Liu Xingchao rolled his eyes slightly, showed a confident smile, and said, "You write down your questions, and I will tell you." People were impressed by Liu Xingchao's cleverness and thought: "Liu Xingchao is too witty!" ”

Liu Xingchao is very modest. One day, Qian Zhaoding first took the initiative to shake hands with Liu Xingchao, Liu Xingchao did not refuse out of courtesy, but he didn't expect that Qian Zhaoding had just finished shaking hands, and suddenly said loudly: "How can I shake hands with a slut?" It really shouldn't! It really shouldn't! Then he took out a handkerchief and kept wiping the hand he had just shaken with Liu Xingchao, and finally stuffed the handkerchief into his trouser pocket. At this time, many people were watching to see how Liu Xingchao dealt with it. Liu Xingchao frowned slightly, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, swept it on his hand a few times casually, and then walked around the corner and threw the handkerchief into the spittoon. He said, "This handkerchief can never be washed again!" People thought: "Qian Zhaoding still stuffed the handkerchief back into his trouser pocket after wiping his hands, while Liu Xingchao threw the handkerchief into the spittoon after wiping his hands." It can be seen that Qian Zhaoding is too dirty, Liu Xingchao's handkerchief is stained with the germs of Qian Zhaoding, a shameless villain, and can no longer be washed and used, so he throws it into the spittoon. People couldn't help but be shocked by Liu Xingchao's quiet wit, and thought: "The manager is really so humane, he didn't scold the prince on the spot, but made the prince ashamed of himself through his inadvertent actions!" ”

Liu Xingchao is very witty and funny. One day, Qian Zhaoding asked Liu Xingchao in an unspeakable tone: "Why do you always walk with your head down, while I always keep my head up?" Liu Xingchao was not in a hurry, smiled slightly, and said chic and handsomely: "This is not strange. Because I like to go uphill and you like to go downhill. People were shocked by Liu Xingchao's reaction, thinking: "The chief manager is really invincible!" ”

Liu Xingchao is very smart. One day, the unreasonable Qian Zhaoding asked Liu Xingchao, who was in charge of everything: "May I ask the chief manager, you are so smart, do you know how many toilets there are in Daming?" "This is a very difficult question, how can the governor who is in charge of national affairs, and not the minister of health, investigate how many toilets there are in the country? Everyone was staring wide-eyed and waiting for Liu Xingchao's answer. Liu Xingchao didn't think twice: "Two." The stupid Qian Zhaoding was stunned: "With a population of four billion in the Ming Dynasty, how can there be only two toilets?" Liu Xingchao said: "There are only two kinds of people in the Ming Dynasty, one is a man and the other is a woman. So we only need two toilets, one men's toilet and one women's toilet is enough. Is there a third? Qian Zhao must have been a eunuch, so he left in shame, and the entire Weiyang Palace erupted in warm applause! People thought to themselves, "The manager is so relieved!" Why are we so happy? There is such a great genius as the Governor! ”

Liu Xingchao understands everything. One day, the unrelenting Qian Zhaoding asked the wise Liu Xingchao: "May I ask the manager, what is the total amount of banknotes issued by the Ming Dynasty every year?" "This is a state secret, which imperial court openly reveals it to the outside world? Yes, how can there be a court in the world that would publish its own monetary total? No dynasty has ever done this for tens of thousands of years in history? This is clearly trying to make the manager ugly. If the manager says a true number, it is a leak of Ming secrets; If you make up a random number, it is detrimental to the national body. Everyone looked at each other. Liu Xingchao immediately replied: "The total amount of currency issued by the Ming Dynasty every year is: three. "The director's quick thinking has to be admired. Such an answer does not reveal state secrets, but is also a real number, isn't it? Daming issued three kinds of banknotes: gold dollars, silver dollars, and copper dollars, aren't they three in total? People thought to themselves: "The manager is very resourceful, smart and clever, I am so happy!" We are the happiest! We have nothing to envy! ”

Liu Xingchao was very loyal. One day, the eunuch Qian Zhaoding asked the suave Liu Xingchao: "May I ask the manager, have you ever seen the most beautiful woman in the world?" Qian Zhao must have the meaning of ridicule, thinking that he is a eunuch, and he has seen the beauties of the harem like a cloud, although Liu Xingchao is handsome and chic, but he is very moral and not close to women, so it is impossible to know the name of the world's first beauty. Liu Xingchao said: "I've seen it! Qian Zhaoding asked, "Who is it?" Where is it? Liu Xingchao said: "It's my wife, in my house." Qian Zhaoding laughed: "Mrs. Zun is the most beautiful woman in the world? Liu Xingchao said: "Yes, in the eyes of my lover, my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, otherwise I would not marry her." Liu Xingchao is a rare good man in the world, when his wife knew that he could not give Liu Xingchao the eleventh child, he took the initiative to ask the chief manager to take a concubine, who could inherit the Liu family, but Liu Xingchao resolutely did not marry, and told his wife: "The children of the Ming Dynasty are my children, and I am the father of the Ming Dynasty." People thought to themselves: "Liu Xingchao is like our own father - ah, no, he is our father, we are his godson!" We are so honored! The children of Daming are so happy! ”

This is our manager Liu Xingchao, he is kind and friendly, frugal life, approachable, amiable, day and night, forget to sleep and eat, do his best, every day, down-to-earth, take into account the overall situation, vigorous and resolute, handsome and chic, say one thing or another, modest and prudent, loyal to his duties, witty and witty, loyal, shameless to ask, invincible in the world, not arrogant and impatient, successful and impatient, guard against arrogance and rashness, humble and cautious, overcome thorns and thorns, tireless, smell the chicken and dance, self-improvement, flourishing, heroes of the world, Standing out from the crowd, unparalleled in the world, the dragon among men......

This is our governor Liu Xingchao, he is the king of kings, the god of gods, he is the enlightening star, he is the lighthouse, he is the head and leader of the world, he is the savior of the universe, he is the embodiment of human wisdom, he is the crystallization of human morality, he is the founder of all things, he is recognized as the greatest thinker, politician, military strategist, writer, educator, inventor, philosopher, mathematician, physicist, chemist, scientist, educator, sportsman, dancer, orator, translator, psychologist, historian, Economist, linguist, archaeologist, architect, geographer......

In short, when the world is in danger, only a hero like Liu Xingchao can save the world! The world is destined to be saved by this kind of hero!

At this time of crisis, the jade seal of the country, the crown of divine creation, and the sword of Yitian fell from the sky and fell in front of Liu Xingchao.

What is surprising is that the gods who have not appeared for tens of thousands of years have also appeared in the Chang'an Palace. He said: "The Ming Dynasty is coming to an end, and now the world is a big man!" ”

At the beginning of the Han Dynasty, the group of auspicious people appeared. The Western Regions are now Qinglong, Shandong is now the White Tiger, Liaodong is now the Vermilion Bird, Lingnan is now Xuanwu, the Phoenix is now the Central Plains, the Qilin is now the Holy Land, the Shiren is now the Yangtze River, and the Stone Horse is now the Yellow River.

Four billion subjects rushed to tell each other: "Change the dynasty!" We-we-all-are-Han-peopleβ€”β€”! Those who are not Han are traitors! No mercy! ”

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I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that Qian Zhaoding wanted to go against the sky! Da Ming's qi was exhausted, he didn't dare to renew Da Ming's life, and he actually changed Da Ming to co-governance!

Qian Zhaoding felt ashamed in his heart, ashamed of his ancestors, ashamed of the Ming Dynasty, and ashamed of the world, the reason why he changed his name to Qian Zhaoding was because he only recognized money.

He was a eunuch, and more than a dozen of his sons were cuckolded to him.

Qian Zhaoding killed his nephew Zhu Honghua's whole family, otherwise why wouldn't Zhu Honghua be able to see it after giving it to Liu Xingchao.

Qian Zhaoding threatened the ministers to rebel, colluded with Sichuan, and colluded with various rebellious provinces.

For the sake of the common people in the world, Liu Xingchao, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, strategically retreated and retreated to Jinling, Nanjing.

However, the orthodoxy of the world is still a big man! Because Liu Xingchao is a descendant of the Han royal family, and Qian Zhao must be a eunuch! You see, why didn't Qian Zhaoding dare to call him emperor? Just because he's a eunuch! If he wasn't a eunuch, how could he not be called emperor?

The rivers and lakes all supported the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao, and the beggar gang, the eunuch gang, the five mountains, the private gang, the bandits, the five mountains, the five mountains, the Sichuan gang, the five poisons, and the green forest also all supported His Majesty the Emperor.

The Ten Great Holy Sects, Maitreya, Ten Thousand Poisons, Commoners, Jianghai, Women's League, Commerce, Wuhou, Shinrikyo, Neo-Confucianism, Liberty, and Demon Sword all supported the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao.

The imperial courts of the twenty-three provinces also supported the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao.

The four billion people in the world also all supported the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao.

By this time next year, the world will be completely a big man!

Because it's God's will!

This is the inevitability of historical development!

Long live Liu Xingchao! Long live the Great Han!