In the carriage, Zhan Xiu had just woken up from his slumber again, and he hadn't had time to figure out who was plotting against him

"Whoa", as soon as the curtain was lifted, a person suddenly climbed up in the car

Zhan Xiu squinted and saw that he was a bad old man with yellow teeth, and his ass had not yet sat firmly, and the first sentence of splitting his head and covering his face scared Zhan Xiu

I saw that the bad old man said sternly: "When Emperor Yi is a bastard today, if he dies early, then Gongzi, you must chop up his son!" ”

The first sentence is to let me chop people, which play is this, Zhan Xiu hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but ask:

"Ahem...... Uncle, who are you? ”

"You!" , the old man suddenly blew his beard and glared in anger

"Are you still an idiot, the king doesn't know how many things have been dropped in the past two days? I've worked hard to accompany you in the car, and I've told you I don't know how many times, why can't you remember! You are really a pig's brain, and it has been in vain that I have worked so hard in vain! ”

Wow yes

……

I didn't figure out what was going on for a while, but looking at the old man's gray hair and a broken liver, Zhan Xiu also felt a little unbearable, not to mention that the old man was still struggling in front of him, so he was embarrassed to ask more.

"I said Ji Fa Gongzi, I'm Lao Bai!" After a long time, the anger subsided, and the old man was still very sad, and said to Zhan Xiu with a pair of dim eyes and snot in tears.

"Huh? Di Xin, Di Yi, Zhou Wu Wang Ji Fa? Zhan Xiu pondered for a long time before he remembered which TV he had seen these characters, and suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past him.

This is a primitive society!

……

Primitive society is good, primitive society is good, primitive society men and women run bare-fart-stranded......

After finally figuring out his identity, and thinking about this best song, Zhan Xiu's depressed mood eased a little.

In the previous life, he was an orphan, with a long road and a long water, and he walked in all directions with a torn crotch

I didn't expect to become a royal second son as soon as I crossed over this time, much stronger than those shopkeepers or family members and the like, and even the name was ten thousand times better than that of the previous life

You listen to Ji Fa Ji Fa, the fat of fortune

What a fortune!

How festive!

Even in a primitive society, this life is still much more reliable than the previous life.

……

Zhan Xiu was a little excited after thinking about it, and began to think about how to show off his skills, so in order to prevent the yellow-toothed old man from being verbose again, he simply pretended to faint again.

After Lao Bai left, he didn't care about the physical injuries, so he couldn't wait to get out of the car and thought about the rich life of Ji Fa, the second son of the royal family, but he didn't expect that he was almost choked with a mouthful of blood just when he heard someone speak.

As soon as I got out of the car, I heard someone from afar: "The second son is an idiot, you still think he is a treasure, fuck you!" ”

This was followed by the sound of punching and kicking.

It turned out to be a fight, and Zhan Xiu looked at the place where he was talking from afar.

I saw a man in white who looked five big and three thick and was beating a person lying on the ground, and he was scolding and scolding, "Only an idiot like you would go with such a son, born cheap!" ”

There were also three or four people around to help, punching and kicking one person lying on the ground.

The person who was beaten on the ground fought back and scolded unwillingly: "You are an idiot!" ”

But he was pressed under him by everyone, and his strength was insufficient, so he didn't get up for a long time, so he had to hug his head and be beaten quietly.

The man in white beat him hard for a while, and only after he was too addicted did he clap his hands, and then called a few other people to leave, only the one who was beaten was still lying on the ground.

Zhan Xiu's body was not well yet, and he finally walked over with a black face, and found that the person on the ground had been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, probably hearing the sound of footsteps, and the man scolded without looking up

"If you have a kind, you will come again, and you will not be able to be an uncle?"

After saying that, I didn't hear a response for a long time, but when I looked up, I found that I was scolding the wrong person, and I was taken aback, and I hurriedly got up and said

"Childe"

I saw that his face was full of chagrin.

Zhan Xiu asked very depressedly, "What's the matter?" ”

The man who was beaten said stupidly: "It's not that you are an idiot, Childe......", and quickly stopped his mouth halfway through the words.

When Zhan Xiu heard this, he immediately became angry

……

Idiot?

Could it be that this second son, Ji Fa, is really an idiot?

Wow, I'm......

"Which grandson is so short-sighted that he dares to say this about me?"

The man who was beaten seemed to be very surprised, and explained carelessly

"These guys were originally the subordinates of the eldest prince Bo Yi Kao, and this time they came out to follow the son, and they were already angry, so it was difficult to speak, and the subordinates were angry, so they fought with them, and the subordinates were injured in the early years, and they suffered a little when they started."

"The eldest prince?" , Zhan Xiu asked with some confusion, "No! ”

Zhan Xiu wondered if he had heard it wrong, the legendary son of Bo Yi Kao was gentle and elegant, good at playing the piano, and was a well-known talent, so he would do this?

"Yes", Dahan continued, "The eldest prince is actually very unaccustomed to the son, and he always makes a stumbling child for the son, and our subordinates are not less bullied by him."

"Next time they dare to bully you again, you will call me, dare to bully the master, I will beat them all over the ground to find teeth", Zhan Xiu said to the man hatefully, and then asked him again

"What's your name?"

"I ...... My name is Da Zhuang! When the man named Da Zhuang heard the first half of Zhan Xiu's words, his eyes lit up with excitement, but when he heard his name asked again, his face quickly became extremely ugly.

I heard him muttering in a low voice: "This time I can actually curse, it's much better than before, but I didn't expect that the second son is still an idiot, or he can't even remember my name, alas!"

The voice was very small, so Zhan Xiu had to pretend not to hear it, and when he returned to the carriage with a gloomy face, he saw that Lao Bai had already sat on it.

Zhan Xiu's heart was already quite angry, and when he saw this posture, he probably came to chant or scold, and was about to find a way to drive him down, but Lao Bai opened his mouth, almost making Zhan Xiu squirt the mouthful of blood he had just held on his face.

I heard Lao Bai bark on a mouthful of big yellow teeth and say, "It's not your fault that you're ugly......"

"Holy!" , Zhan Xiu was furious in his heart, and he really wanted to flatten this old immortal, but after glancing at the few yellow teeth left, he thought about it and still endured it.

I heard Lao Bai continue: "Ahem...... Looks have a lot to do with the blood relationship of your parents, so the most important thing to achieve great things is to find a good marriage"

"Get out!"

Zhan Xiu finally broke out

"You old whore, it's your business that I'm ugly!"

Lao Bai was taken aback by Zhan Xiu's roar, as if he couldn't believe that the second son would still be angry, and he was a little distracted for a while, and only after a while did he mutter:

"Why is it none of my business, aren't we going to have Sioux City, and then find the daughter of Jizhou Hou Su Hu to give you a blind date!"

"Blind date?

With whom? Zhan Xiu was taken aback.

Lao Bai will be wrong, probably thinking that the second son is stupid again, he doesn't know what a beautiful woman is, so he quickly explained:

"Ahem......

It is said that this Daji is tender and delicate, and her arms and legs are even more white like white radishes in the vegetable garden, and everyone says that she is as beautiful as a fairy, looks like a fairy, and everyone loves her."

Zhan Xiu was amused by Lao Bai's messy metaphors, and scolded with a smile: "you, I really think I'm an idiot, Lao Bai sees that you have studied so thoroughly, don't you want to come to an old cow to eat tender grass, hahaha......"

In fact, Zhan Xiu originally wanted to laugh at him for not being able to do that, just think about it if it's too shocking.

Lao Bai sighed and said: "It's true, second son, you don't know, Su Bohou once said that there are many princes and nobles in Su City, and Daji didn't look at them, and they all refused, those are all graceful young heroes, you are far worse than them."

The king was busy with the marriage plan, so when he heard this, he almost turned white! ”

"No, it won't!" , Zhan Xiu almost spurted out another mouthful of blood, and even found a woman This kind of thing has to be a father's action

"Then my eldest brother is not married yet, my eldest brother is not very good, if you want to say that it is the turn of the eldest brother to go on a blind date."

Lao Bai smashed his mouth and sighed again, and said, "Ha, with your eldest brother's talent, as for the blind date?" ”

"Don't talk about the entire Xiqi City, even Chaoge, Dongyi or Ghost Fang, who doesn't know that Boyi Kao Gongzi is handsome and plays the piano well! The girls all over the world are scrambling to squeeze their heads to see the eldest son, you know, what Doctor San means is that we have to exchange the least price for the greatest benefit! ”

Seeing that he wanted to speak and stopped, Zhan Xiu immediately guessed that he must have a sentence that he didn't say

"Second son, in fact, what you don't know is that a more important reason for choosing you is to improve the offspring of the Ji family......"

"Poof!"

Zhan Xiu couldn't hold back any longer, and a mouthful of blood finally sprayed on the old white chrysanthemum-like face.