"Those who have no relationship with the Buddha in the first place, and those who have a relationship with the Buddha can't bear this temptation, how can they proclaim the Buddha and worship the Buddha?" Master Kongwu avoided the important and lightened it.

"Jin Wuying Magician, they are drinking tea in the left hall, Master Kongwu will go look for them, and I will come to entertain the mage later" Dugu Xinci did not argue.

"There is no need for Dugu Siye to be polite, and so-and-so goes, Dugu Siye works hard"

Master Kongwu left, and Dugu Xinci concentrated on preparing the sauces of the major pots.

After mixing more than a dozen pots of green vegetables, Dugu Xinci stretched his waist, turned his head to look in the direction of Kangqiao, and was thinking about how Nalan Feiya and Yao Chong had not heard from each other, when they saw a train of horses coming slowly in the distance.

Dugu Xinci grinned, it seems that Nalan Feiya and they have invited the Queen Mother Lafayette.

Dugu Xinci didn't bother to change out of the robe with some stains on his body, and walked directly to Kangqiao to greet him.

Yao Chongshaobao, who is in his sixties, is also galloping, Nalan Feiya, Dugu Jialuo, and Wen Yu Dalang are all riding horses, surrounded by two carriages, and they are not in a hurry.

It was the old lady Qiu who drove the car for the queen mother, and Dugu Xinci crawled on the ground after crossing the Kangqiao.

The carriage did not stop when it arrived at the bridge, and drove straight into the former residence of the Chinese teacher.

Seeing that the Empress Dowager ignored herself, Dugu Xinci got up stupidly, glared at Wen Yu Dalang, who was laughing, and followed the queue without speaking.

"Is this the Great General of the Heavenly Star or the Great General of the Guys?" Wen Yu, a member of the Ministry of Labor, said with a smile.

"You have not yet married your daughter-in-law, and the matchmaker wants to throw it over the wall?" Dugu Xinci naturally resented and went back.

"You're the matchmaker? Oh, you're the eldest brother, walk slowly, do you want to ride a horse? ”

Dugu Xinci ignored it, followed the carriage directly, and after a while, he arrived in front of the lobby of the former residence of Huashi, and Huaqing Qiushan led a group of professors and doctors to greet him.

The queen mother got out of the carriage with the support of Dugu Jialuo and Nalan Feiya, exchanged greetings with the great magician Hua Qingqiu, and went to the back hall to freshen up, and didn't even look at the unfilial nephew.

"You go and prepare the banquet first, and come to the back hall later," Nalan Feiya whispered to her lover.

Dugu Xinci then went to the kitchen courtyard of the former residence of Huashi to prepare a banquet, which was also full of plates and dishes, and Wang Wulang took some of the people in Shengdaofang to be busy.

Dugu Xinci instructed Da Xiong to steam the crabs in the pot, and arranged the dishes by himself.

Half an hour passed, and when noon was approaching, Dugu Xinci went to his courtyard to freshen up and change into a clean robe, which was the standard robe of the Chinese Normal University Hall.

Dugu Xinci slowly wandered to the courtyard where Nalan Feiya was, and the Queen Mother Dugu Doulu was arranged to rest here.

The queen mother was sitting in the hall, talking and laughing with Yao Chong's old wife, Qian Zhouding's old wife of several doctors, and when she saw Dugu Xinci coming in, she was speechless.

Dugu Xinci stepped forward and paused, but did not respond for a long time.

"Get up, you are also hardened wings, General Tianxing, and the old lady will not bother to pay attention to you in the future" Just as Nalan Feiya was about to say a few words, the Queen Mother sighed leisurely.

Dugu Xinci immediately got up, stepped forward with a smile and grabbed the queen mother's sleeve, and shouted, "How can Lafayette ignore so-and-so?" It's so sad."

"Are you still sad? It was not easy for a certain person to have a second birthday, and none of the people from the Dugu family were present, and the face of a certain person was lost" The queen mother was indignant and poked this unfilial nephew a few times with a lonely crutch.

"Huh? Aren't Dugu Jialuo and Xiaoya there? Didn't you kowtow to your birthday? That's not right, let so-and-so say a few words about them? ”

"You are so angry, I don't tell you, what about the banquet you prepared?"

"Just waiting for Lafayette to speak? Today's Mid-Autumn Festival is preparing a crab feast, and Galeries Lafayette will open his stomach and enjoy it."

"Well, crabs? That's a great thing, so let's go? ”

Dugu Xinci hurriedly helped the Queen Mother Lafayette to the front hall.

Nearly 300 tables were set up in the former residence of Huashi today, more than 200 tables were placed in the square in front of the hall, the students and handymen ate again, the square was a low table, each person sat on a futon, a table for eight people, four plates of salted duck on the table, a pot of hodgepodge for gatherings in all directions, four plates of cold dishes, four plates of stewed platter, four-color dim sum, and then two crabs per person, and there were still steamers on the twenty stoves that were not enough.

More than 100 students washed the crabs for a morning, afraid that there are tens of thousands, do not put anything on the steamer, a quarter of an hour can be eaten, each table is equipped with soy sauce vinegar and dogwood foam, how to eat can be used by yourself.

There are also more than 30 tables in the lobby and in the courtyard in front of the second hall, here are the doctors and their families, as well as some relatives who come to congratulate, the veterans of the Shengdaofang boiling, the compilation of Kaiyuan miscellaneous newspapers, the martial artists of the Changying Society, the friendly neighbors of the Snake Mountain Taoist Temple of Guishan Temple, the left-behind of the Guangyuntan Management Committee, the villagers of the four townships, and the dishes are the same.

There are six tables in the second hall.

The queen mother and Yao Chong's old wife took a group of old women to sit at a table, which was also a low table, covered with a soft wool carpet, and placed a soft support table, which could be cross-legged and reclined when tired.

Yao Chong took Qian Zhou and them to a table, talking and discussing.

Zhong Licuo, Gu Meng, and the two professors took all the powers, Lu Dongbin, and a few people at a table, talking about literature and martial arts, which was also endlessly fun.

Hua Qingqiu and Jin Wuying, Master Wu Kongwu, were at the same table.

Nalan Feiya took Wu Lingwu, Xiao Xiao, Guihai Tingxue, Pei Chuwu, Wei Chuqing, Longmen Seven Monsters and other little ladies to pack two tables.

Dugu Xinci looked and looked, and found that there was no seat of his own.

"How can you eat this thing?" The Queen Mother shouted at this time.

In front of the Queen Mother was a steaming crab, red and red, with hideous claws.

"Hey, I forgot to get a weapon for you," Dugu Xinci slapped his forehead and sighed, and told Da Xiong to get things.

Big Bear and Ah Dog Qiu Wutear took out a few boxes of things, opened them and saw that they were all small hammers, small pliers, small spoons, and small tweezers.

"If you eat crabs, you have to use weapons such as the green dragon axe and overlord hammer, otherwise you won't be happy" Dugu Xinci asked Da Xiong to distribute weapons and sit next to the queen mother with a delicate box.

"There are many tricks" The queen mother was dressed in a yellow palace dress, and she was smiling with joy at the moment.

"The so-called: sharp navel crab, the autumn wind is high, the group is pasted, please raise your hand, no knife, soup with artemisia, especially gluttony. There is also a saying: one belly of metallographic jade, two chela bright moon and autumn river; A certain person is an elegant person, and a certain person comes to eat" Dugu Xinci smiled and opened the box, which contained eight things.

Eight things are made of stainless steel, polished translucent and shiny, respectively, small square table, waist hammer, long-handled axe, long-handled fork, round-headed scissors, tweezers, chisel, small spoon, each delicate carved chrysanthemum pattern, exquisite and transparent as the best handicrafts.

"Now invite the crab to Qiankun Ding, by the way, has Lafayette cleaned his hands? Then follow a certain to learn, eat or do it yourself to have fun."

"First use willow leaf scissors to cut off the pincers, don't throw it, this is also a good thing, by the way, put it in the gold and jade plate, and then use the overlord hammer to knock on the crab cover, knock a few more times, don't break it, it doesn't matter if it's broken"

Dugu Xinci taught carefully, and a group of people did not move, all watched and observed and learned with the eyes of watching monkey plays, this Qiankun Ding is a small square table, and the waist hammer is the overlord hammer?

"Use the Liuhe axe to split the crab cover again, see? The crab roe came out, the golden butter is shiny, the milky white and delicate is the crab paste, and the snow-white crystal is the crab meat, the main thing is to eat them."

"This jasper chisel is used to eat crab leg meat, and the seven-star tweezers are used to remove these things that cannot be eaten, these things are too cold and cannot be eaten well; The flying dragon spoon is used to dig crab roe and crab meat, so it's convenient, right? ”

"Does Galeries Lafayette want to eat sweet or savory? There is sweet and sour garlic sauce here, all kinds of flavors are tasted, Haole, a certain and you make two plates, you eat slowly? ”

Dugu Xinci picked up a big crab claw and threw it in his mouth, chewed it rattling, looked up and saw that everyone was looking at him, and then smiled and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this crab meat is delicious and fresh, but it can't be eaten more, it is cold and hurts the spleen, but there is also a way, there is ginger soup, you can taste it with confidence"

"Go, there's no need for you here, you stole a crab's legs"

"Oh, Galeries Lafayette still has crab legs? I've seen a lot."

"Xiaoya, take this monkey away" The queen mother herself used a small spoon to dig up the crab roe and eat it with great interest, dipping it in sweet sauce for a while, and sour and spicy for a while, and she was very happy.

"You said that Wen eats, what about Wu Eat?" Yao Chong Shaobao asked curiously.

"Raise a wine glass in your left hand, crab claws in your right hand, chew it in a big bite, no knife in your hand" Dugu Xinci smiled at their table, found a wine glass, and filled it.

"You should enjoy the blessings of your children and grandchildren at home, and work tirelessly to help China Normal University, a certain generation of Chinese Normal University thanks you for your kindness, first toast, you use it slowly, today at noon crab feast, drink osmanthus wine at night to enjoy the bright moon, you are happy"

This table is all old eunuchs in the officialdom, and Yao Chong in Qingchuan is not as restrained as the government, good food, drink, fun, and leisure, and at this moment they all got up and said with a smile that it was the blessing of the Far Eastern Hou Tianxing General to let some people enjoy the pleasures of the world.

"You have to drink rice wine to eat crabs, but you can just have a good time, go outside and have a look, and then come to drink with you."

Dugu Xinci drank it all, and went out to toast the doctors and miscellaneous servants with a wine jug.

This rice wine is brewed in his own winery, Xiao Wu originally wanted to name it Tanhua Huang, Dugu Xinci pouted, and ordered it to be changed to Zhuangyuan Hong, and then gave a daughter the name of red, saying that Zhuangyuan Red is used for Jinshi and marrying his wife, and daughter red is used to marry a daughter?

This rice wine can't be compared with burning knives, it is sugar water for Dugu Xinci, and he went out and poured a belly back.

"Come on, how can there be no poetry in this delicious food?" Yao Chong commanded when he saw him come in.

"If you don't live up to your eyes in Chang'an, you don't eat crabs.

I also know that the two are difficult to merge in ancient times, and I have enough to do when I get to Qingchuan. ”

Dugu Xinci is obedient and nonsense, and he is ready to make a difference.

A group of people naturally didn't follow, Dugu Xin was annoyed, and shouted, "Drinking the champion red, you are waiting to find the champion to make trouble?" And don't bother to enjoy the moon at night, when is the bright moon, and it's not enough to ask the wine to the sky? ”

So the group of people was speechless, and each caught the crab in front of him, some of them were eaten with literature and some with martial arts, and the sound of chewing inside and outside the hall flew with the crab shell.

Dugu Xinci came to Nalan Feiya's side, ignoring the teasing of the little ladies, and ate a crab with Xiaoya.

Everyone laughed and laughed. Peel off the umbilicus, pick it with your fingernails, and dip it in vinegar and garlic to accompany the wine. Or remove the crab sternum, and the eight roads are as complete as a butterfly, in order to show ingenuity. After eating, drink Su Ye soup, wash your hands with Su Ye and other pieces, it is really a grand event.

In the end, Dugu Xinci couldn't help but sigh, "The begonia flowers are quiet, and the purple crab is fat before the feast." The jade shoots and Su soup are lightly sipped, and the butterflies are flying all over the plate with a smile."

However, Yao Chong and others unanimously commented that Xiao Du Fu's crab poems are the best: "Gui Ai Tongyin sits and lifts, and Chang'an salivates and looks forward to Chongyang." There is no longitude and latitude on the road in front of you, and the spring and autumn sky is black and yellow. ”

At the Qingchuan luncheon on August 15, more than 2,000 people used nearly 5,000 fat crabs, or when a group of children from the Mengxue Hall were ordered to eat only one.

After the banquet, Yao Chong and others went to the small courtyard to paint and chant poems, Dugu Xinci invited the Queen Mother Lafayette to watch the juju, the Queen Mother ate crabs and ate a little supportive, unwilling to move, and beckoned a few old women to play mahjong in a clean place.

So Dugu Xinci received thousands of people from the Su Wei brought by Guo Zhiyun Chang Shi and brought them to the playground of the University Hall, and the Demon Wolf Keju Team led by Xiao Du Fu started the Keju competition against the Changcong Su Wei United Team.

After a while, Duan Huaiben Weizhi and his party from Xiaoyao Lou actually came to Qingchuan to play, and they were very sad to see the spectacular crab shells left behind.

"There are many more, you wait to get it yourself, you can eat here, take it away and you need to give money, a hundred Wen" Dugu Xinci always does not forget the way of business.

"Where is this thing in the field? Still a hundred Wen? Give a certain Shiwen a certain help you to solve" Duan Huaiben bargained.

"This is a lake crab, Yangzhou Gaoyou, can it be compared with those river crabs with big nails?" Dugu Xinci sneered.

"Then you don't need a hundred papers, right?"

"Then ninety-nine wen, right?"

"So-and-so's face is worth a penny?"

"Your face is worthless"

"You're too sad for someone"

"While playing, there is a certain Xiaoya, anyone who covets a certain will be sad" Dugu Xinci's words made everyone laugh wildly.

The Keju team of the long cong guard also has some rules, but it is a few notches lower than the champion team of the Kemari League.

Although Xiao Du Fu is only thirteen, but after more than half a year of practice, he can no longer see the appearance of a weak scholar, Yelu Shao Tang Ding vigorously Dugu Jiangnan Dugu Central Plains and a group of teenagers have cooperated for many years, and the tactics are diverse and changeable, and the cooperation is also skillful.

Don't be too calm when you play a group of recruits who are half a head taller.

"You're always going to score a goal, huh?" Guo Zhiyun, the old military leader, angrily reprimanded.

"Change the substitution, save some face for them," Dugu Xinci called Yelu Shaotang to order.

"What if you haven't scored yet? Isn't it just 10 to 1? Ding Dali didn't care.

"Look at you, you eat too many crabs at noon, and you crawl sideways when you walk? Isn't it just 10 to 1? Pause, a certain went to coach a certain long-term guard, and in the second half, let you wait for a goal not to score" Dugu Xinci was also annoyed, this long-term guard, he didn't fight for himself.

The Heavenly Star General Dugu Xinci ran to the sidelines, called a group of Changcong guards, and began to arrange the formation.

At halftime, Dugu Xinci was brutally delayed for half an hour, and the teenagers of the Demon Wolves were not worried, smiling and drinking juice and making trouble, these are just the tactics of tall recruits, and they are rookies, and there are a few who will do fancy ball rolling skills, but the two will lose the ball as soon as they grab it.

Gu Meng's sorcerer whistled, and the Mid-Autumn Festival Changcong Su Wei and Huashi Dajuju friendly match started in the second half.

If you don't live up to Lushan, you don't eat crabs

(End of chapter)