Chapter 169 Prostitution
After saying nothing all the way, I finally returned to the Central Plains.
When he arrived at his own territory, Ximenqing changed his clothes and wrapped himself tightly from head to toe with a foreign robe, looking like a big cannibal. At this time, the Maritime Silk Road flourished, the big food country business travel gathered, Ximenqing's business policy and encouragement of religious pluralism is the icing on the cake, black-clothed food, white-clothed food and many foreigners have begun to set foot in the inland, Ximenqing took the opportunity to set up an insurance team business, specializing in undertaking the guide and escort work of foreigners traveling in the Central Plains, opening up a new financial road for the martial arts heroes who are not willing to be lonely, and eliminating many hidden unstable factors.
Therefore, Ximenqing, who was dressed as a big eater, walked on the official road with a group of fierce Han people with great fanfare, which was not eye-catching at all, and the common people began to get used to it, and they also felt that they had face - the prosperity of the Baiyi Dynasty in the Han and Tang dynasties was realized again when it was our turn!
From Hebei Road to Jingdong Road, Ximenqing looks all the way, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful everywhere, and they can all be painted. What makes Ximenqing most proud is that of all the buildings, the school is the best. The best building for later Westerners was the church, for God's enjoyment; The best buildings of the people of the Celestial Empire are office buildings and hotels for the enjoyment of the powerful - when they arrived in Ximenqing, they had to come up with ingenuity and make the best buildings into schools for children to enjoy.
Glancing in the direction of Liangshan, Ximen Qing said leisurely: "That angel who came out of nowhere, if you want to demolish the school and build an office building, I will definitely not back down!" I hope your brain is as fat as your guts, and you can bring me a surprise - Buddha and Daozu Allah and my Lord bless together! ”
Finally, I was about to return to Juye City under Liangshanbo, and there were more foreigners on the road. There is a big food eater who is also dressed in the same way when he sees Ximenqing, and he meets his old acquaintance in another country! was so excited that he jumped over, opened his mouth to speak Arabic, and heard Ximen Qingyi's head disconnected.
If you can't answer it, isn't this asking for doubt? Weifu's plan to sneak back to Liangshan is about to go bankrupt. At the critical moment, Ximen Qing had an idea, and his mouth was from Tolkien, the Lord of the Rings, the original elven Quenya (Quenya) - "Aiya." Valinnáomentiemme。 Anarsílalúmenn’omentielvo。 NaitiruvantelarvaryuvanteliValartielyannanuvilya……”
(Hello.) Nice to see you. The sun shines on the moment we meet. May the gods bless you on your earthly journey...... This time, the dumbfounded one was replaced by the genuine Big Food International friend. This guy was suddenly ashamed - this Chinese Federation is really the kingdom of China! When all countries came to the court, I learned eight foreign languages in vain, and I couldn't understand what people were saying, how to say it in Chinese? I'm really sitting in the well and watching the sky......
Ximen Qing was in a hurry, turned danger into a disaster, and gained a loyal fan of the Chinese Federation, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise. So the two sides said goodbye amicably, and Ximenqing continued on his way.
When he was about to enter Juye City, Ximenqing encountered an even greater surprise - but this time he didn't have to be the protagonist, so he could leisurely watch the fire from the other side - there was a high-pitched quarrel in the crowd in front of him, why was this sound so familiar?
There is no need to squeeze into the crowd, Ximenqing shrugged his body, and stood on horseback, with a condescending view.
At a glance, Ximenqing couldn't help but smile - there are really acquaintances in the circle, one is Bai Yuqiao, and the other is Li Guiqing.
Bai Yuqiao is Bai Xiuying's father. At that time, the father and daughter of Bai Xiuying, a famous prostitute in Tokyo, were robbed of Liangshan by a zhang Qinghu Sanniang, Ximen Qing wanted to change his life against the sky, so he took his father and daughter into custody, and later Hu Yanzhuo was ordered by Gao Yu to general, and the handsome chain of horses came to attack Liangshan, and was sung by Ximen Qing "Down the River East" The army was disheartened, and he was defeated without a fight. This Bai Yuqiao vividly played the treacherous Ouyang Fang in the play, and made a good effort.
Because of this achievement, everyone on Liangshan looked at this somewhat snobbish old man differently, Bai Yuqiao took pension money on a monthly basis, and life was a fast one.
Unexpectedly, today, this old man was so quiet that he actually went to the downtown to quarrel with someone! And the opponent he quarreled with was none other than Li Guiqing.
Speaking of this Li Guiqing, he can be regarded as a relative of Ximenqing. When Ximenqing married the deceased Li Jiaoer and went home, the Li family in Lichun Courtyard naturally had something to do with Ximenqing, and Li Guiqing shouted "brother-in-law" sweetly. Later, Ximen Qing went to Liangshan, Kou Mingri wrote, the eunuch Li Yan patrolled the Qinghe, Li Guiqing was unlucky because he had such a brother-in-law as Ximen Qing, and he was imprisoned with his family, and his family property was wiped out. When Yan Qing cut off Li Yan's head, Li Guiqing escaped, but her family was already ruined, and she was the only one left.
Although Ximenqing gave Li Guiqing a large sum of money to let her settle down, Li Guiqing grew up in Goolan since she was a child, and she didn't know anything except leaning on the door to laugh, so she simply opened Goolan at the foot of Liangshan.
Liang Shan in the Chao Gai era, the rules for the minions to go to the hook fence are very strict, because the king of Tota is obsessed with martial arts, bent on improving, naturally regard women as dung, he can hold back, so he feels that everyone can hold back, so he strictly ordered Liang Shan's minions not to sleep in the willows, so as not to damage the mountain power.
The problem is that robbers with families are rare after all, and the robbers who can hold back are even more thousand-year-old kings and 80,000-year-old turtle-like existence, which is almost impossible! A group of green forest heroes said that Liangshan is good at everything, but this mountain rule is tiring.
Next, Liangshan entered the Ximenqing era. Ximen Qing is also very scratched his head by the current situation of the prosperity and decline of the yang and yin on Liangshan, thinking that the city of Rome was newly built, and like the current Liangshan, the residents of the city are robbers and thieves, and no girl is willing to marry, and later forced to make a "Sabine abduction", which solves the problem of the imbalance between men and women......
Fortunately, in this life, Ximenqing doesn't need to rob the female overlord, he just needs to open the ban on the hook fence. This time, countless singles on Liangshan were all grateful to Dade, and they fell under Ximenqing's calf pants.
Li Guiqing's tick bar was opened at the right time. She experienced a love entanglement between Ximenqing and Li Jiaoer, and also lived a life and death in Li Yan's prison, and looked down on the world. It is good to practice in the hook column, Li Guiqing is not like other old bustards kneading the flesh and skin of the girls under him to make money, but doing his best to achieve them to take the road of goodness, in the past few years, dozens of pairs of marriages, and the girls who have become the military family of Liangshan mention Li Guiqing's name, and they are all grateful.
As a result, Li Guiqing's Lichun Courtyard has become a model fence at the foot of Liangshan, and there is even a tendency to develop into a marriage agency. Li Guiqing is called "big sister" every day, and she laughs very happily.
Unexpectedly, in the past few days, there have been discordant river crabs coming to the door.
Therefore, Ximen Qing saw Li Guiqing pulling his waist, his willow eyebrows were upside down, his phoenix eyes were wide open, and he pointed to Bai Yuqiao's nose and complained: "This blue sky and white sun under the rule of the Chinese Federation, Lang Lang Qiankun, dare to come to sleep with women in vain - do you still have some shame?" ”
Ximen Qing was amazed when he heard it - is this old guy Bai Yuqiao really the reincarnation of the thousand-year-old king and the eighty-thousand-year-old turtle? Actually old and strong, come to sleep in vain? However, thinking of Li Guiqing's word "you", Ximen Qingyou turned his eyes and saw a group of scribes wearing Confucian shirts and folding fans, shrinking behind Bai Yuqiao, squeezing each other's eyes and grinning.
Bai Yuqiao covered the front, smiling and not smiling: "Our Chinese Federation, that is the world of rule of law, and there is a reason for women who sleep in vain?" Didn't we leave two pieces of money before we left the house? The capital of the night is enough and enough! ”
As soon as he heard this, Li Guiqing bumped into the fire and said loudly: "Let all the benevolent gentlemen who come and go from the south and north here, let's calculate the detailed accounts and evaluate the truth - you guys, six old and young, seven mules and horses, have lived in my Lichun courtyard for three days, and the daily snacks, tea and rice are not separated from chickens, ducks, fishese, pigs, sheep, and cows, and I don't know how many sins you have created; Livestock forage, all the same are black beans and soybeans soaked in water, feed half a liter less, and someone will call up the sky to come - we are in the service industry, we respect you to come from afar as a guest, cook a phoenix and cook a dragon like a reception, how did you live for three days, only give out these two pieces of money? If you come to the door to deceive someone, you will say it clearly! If we really treat business as a business, our Chinese Federation's prostitution funds are not so cheap! ”
A group of people behind Bai Yuqiao, the more they listened, the more their faces turned blue. One of the young descendants didn't know why, and said strangely: "Everyone, what's wrong with you?" Do you want to change your face? ”
A Confucian monk covered his face with a folding fan and said in his ear: "Son-in-law, that mother-in-law is scolding us with the anti-customs method!" Make us and the animals into a mess! ”
The little housheng touched the smell for a long time, suddenly reacted, jumped up, and angrily pointed at Li Guiqing and shouted: "Stinky girl! You dare to curse?! ”
Li Guiqing glared back: "Our ancestors are from driving big cars, and they can only scold livestock, where can they scold people?" You are a man who wears Confucian clothes and wears a Confucian crown, and you are a wise person, but you don't want to be rude and make fun of you! ”
Xiao Housheng's face turned red: "I made fun of your mother Le Gobi......"
Before he could scold, he was held down by Bai Yuqiao: "The virtuous son-in-law Hugh has to speak rudely, so that others will laugh!" ”
"Hum", the people around are whispering - this family is arrogant! The old man brought his son-in-law to the prostitution house, and he had to sell his name and learn from the overlord without giving money! This elder is really superb!
Ximenqing also watched it with relish. Bai Xiuying finally got married? It's just right, saving someone from pestering and wanting to be their own concubine, so how many times does Yueniang mention it in her ear, so don't be upset!
But it seems that Bai Xiuying's son-in-law is not very good, and he actually went to the hook bar with his father-in-law, and slept in vain! If you run into the second winged tiger thunderbolt, you don't need to ask if you will definitely kill them!
Over there, Bai Yuqiao had already settled down his son-in-law, turned around, as if nothing happened, he was worthy of being an old man who had seen the wind and waves, no matter how hard Li Guiqing scolded, he was also a spring breeze, and he didn't linger at all, just smiled: "Cabbage and tofu, it's also too bland and flavorful, if you want to cook phoenix and dragon, who will complain?" ”
Li Guiqing was so angry that his face turned red and white for a while: "Aha! It's mine, isn't it?! ”
Bai Yuqiao said bitterly: "Although it is not yours, but what kind of family our family is, we will not come to worry about these things with you - the uncles are willing to come to you to be happy, it is really a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, but fold your forage!" - Stand down! ”
Li Guiqing was so angry that he couldn't speak, but the people around him clamored: "Beat this stinky old donkey!" ”
"Dare to hit me?" Bai Yuqiao looked up to the sky and sneered, "Do you know, who is my son-in-law?" "This is exactly what it is:
The heroes are similar, and the temperament pattern is different. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.