What the hell is going on, the prison also has a meeting?

The guards lit the torches and illuminated the passageway, and we, the squad leaders, passed through the middle, and on either side were the cheers of the cells—how did it feel like a hero triumphant?

We walked to a large room at the front, where a large number of guards were armed with shackles.

I guess this is the lowest level of meeting, a meeting of prison inmates, and it is not a Jiangyang thief, nor a cult gangster, but a toilet cleaning class, a wall building class, and a cleaning class...... There is a special class for all the work that needs to be done in prison.

Each squad sits in one column, a total of dozens of columns, the chief squad leader sits in the front, and the squad leader is behind.

I have a feeling, isn't this just a pilgrimage? Look around, it's a pilgrimage!

Our big room is the same as the Qixia Hall and the Mingde Palace, but it is the Qixia Hall and the Mingde Hall underground.

The emperor is the thick-eyed square-faced boss sitting on top, and we are the ministers below—I even see the traitors, and that is the meal class sitting in the center.

The meal class sat proudly, crossed Erlang's legs, and all ate fat. People in the meal class always eat enough for themselves before each meal. They rely on their own right to eat and don't give everyone a good look. They are the most annoying, as are all traitors who are hated; They are also the most enviable, just as all traitors are envied; They are also the most curious, why are traitors always so favored? yes, why? Does the fact that they are favored mean that they should be favored? …… I seem to be thinking about it again.

Before the whole person came, everyone began to exchange information.

The person on the left said: "I heard from our newcomer there that the head of the Han Dynasty lost his position and was killed by the crown prince Zhao Yuyang!" ”

The person on the right said: "I heard from our newcomer there that there are actually two queens in the Tang Empire!" ”

The person in the back right said: "I heard from our newcomers there that the Great Song Empire is also going to have a civil war, because Jiangnan Province will no longer pay taxes to Jinling." Hey, in fact, I don't complain about Jiangnan, Jinling raises taxes all day long, who can stand it? ”

The person in the back left said: "I heard from our newcomers there that the civil war in the Great Min Empire has stopped!" ”

The person behind the left: "Hehe, I heard that Zhao Yuyang, the crown prince of the Han Dynasty, has married a daughter-in-law!" Haha, eunuchs can also marry daughters-in-law! ”

I asked him, "What's the situation?" Zhao Yuyang, a eunuch, actually married a daughter-in-law? Says who? ”

He said: "Today a harem eunuch was thrown down, he told me. It is said that the crown prince was walking on the street and saw a woman, he thought she was beautiful, and she robbed her in broad daylight! Hey, it's all over the city! ”

Actually, only I know the reason for this - because he's a! He would rather be scolded by others for being domineering than being scolded for being a. It's like Li Hongsi, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who would rather be scolded by others than scolded by others. At this point, it occurred to me that people's actions and people's purposes are opposite? Those who keep saying that they are loyal must have ghosts in their hearts, and maybe they are all rebels and thieves; Those who keep saying filial piety will beat their fathers and scold their mothers behind their backs; Those who are chaste will always be the most lascivious; Those who are good will be evil; Those who oppose are sure that they are themselves - this is simply a certainty, who will say their true purpose? Unless he's a second fool.

The person on my right continued: "I heard that the Han Dynasty declared war on the Ming Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty, the Song Dynasty, and the Great People at the same time. Haha, this time the big man is dead! Perhaps, we will be cellmates with the Emperor of the Han Dynasty and the Crown Prince of the Han Dynasty in no time! ”

People laughed.

Laugh fart! Now that the Han army is invincible in the world, I am afraid that the only one who can defeat the Han is the Holy Land.

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The people below spoke too loudly, and the thick-eyed square-faced boss on the stage shouted, "Shut up!" Be quiet! ”

I asked the person next to me, "Who is he?" ”

He asked me, "Are you new here?" ”

I said, "I've been here for over a month, but it's my first time here." ”

He said: "This person is Zhang Tiegang, our boss. He used to be the imperial officer of the forbidden army, and now he is the first layer leader. ”

This person turned out to be a forbidden army! Hopefully he doesn't know me. I guess I don't know, I stay in the palace every day, and I know Wang Yuquan and Zhang Kangning - of course, the 15,000 forbidden troops they took away. But what is a "layer length"?

I continued to ask him, "What first layer?" How many floors does the prison have? ”

Him: "I don't know. Anyway, we are the lowest, and the second floor is a little more advanced than us. ”

Is there a second level in prison? As I was talking, Zhang Tiegang suddenly came over and said to me, "Who are you?" ”

I was startled and said, "Chen Ju! ”

He looked ruthless: "Don't mention your name on it!" ”

I hastened to say, "14721!" Toilet squad leader. ”

Zhang Tiegang: "You are the new head of the toilet class?" You're doing a great job! ”

I hastened to say, "Where, where!" ”

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All the people were full, and Zhang Tiegang began to speak. To be honest, he is quite capable and arranges everything steadily.

He praised certain classes, gave them rewards, criticized certain classes, and gave them punishments. He began to account for the main task of the next phase: repairing the prison floor.

He said: "Recently, there have been a lot of big craters on the ground of the prison, and several people have even fallen. I would like to make a few demands: first, all classes are strictly disciplined, and they are not allowed to run around, trample on the ground, or pour water on the ground; Second, some people from each class joined the wall building class and quickly blocked the holes! ”

Finally, he accentuated his voice and said, "Do you understand?" ”

Everyone shouted, "Boss, understand!" ”

The boss said, "Disbanded!" 14721 stay! ”

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I was about to turn around and leave, when I suddenly realized why "14721" was so familiar?

I suddenly remembered, isn't this me!

I turned around and looked at the boss on the stage, who was glaring at me.

I had to sit down.

The people were gone, and there was only him, and a dozen guards around him.

Zhang Tiegang said to me, "I heard about you. ”

I was shocked, it's over! Even the Royal Prison knew about my rebellion? My face is too big!

Him: "You're doing a nice job in the toilet area, it's good. The toilet shift must not be sick, and the other classes must not be sick. ”

A false alarm! I touched my pounding heart. I said, "I should do it." ”

Him: "How's lunch?" ”

Me: "Well, it's okay, it's a little little. ”

Him: "You're smart, guess what kind of meat we're eating?" ”

I thought about it for a while, thought of what material class, warehouse class, and said hesitantly: "Two-legged sheep? ”

Him: "Yes, you're smart! Do you know why everyone is crying out for hunger lately? ”

Me: "Because the conscience above found out, don't throw people down?" ”

Him: "Just kidding! The above doesn't care about that. They are all bureaucrats, and they have all formed habits, and it is uncomfortable not to throw a fixed number of people every day. - Think again? ”

My mind was racing.

I thought of the relationship between grasses, grasshoppers and mice on the grassland, the relationship between aquatic plants, grass carp and egrets in the lake, the goal of the survival department and the second survival department, and the fish in the Jiangnan Lake......

I slammed to my feet: "You mean, because I manage the toilet shift so well, everyone doesn't have to eat?" ”

He gave a thumbs up: "Clever! Not only have you eaten less, but you have eaten more. I calculated, if this continues, everyone will starve to death. You're doing bad things with good intentions! ”

I was furious and raised my voice: "You want me to go back to my previous state? ”

He nodded: "What else?" ”

A flurry of syncope.

suddenly remembered Zhao Zhengbao's wife. She was happy because she pretended not to know.

Most of the people in the underworld, despite their suffering, have no moral confusion.

And now, I'm almost breaking down! Actually, I know a little bit in my heart, and I even dream about it, but I suppress this terrible thought in my heart.

This fact is not recognized. And he, Zhang Tiegang, this bastard, actually said all this! What a big truth are you talking about!

I was furious: "You bastard! How can you control the life and death of others, who do you think you are? God? ”

Him: "I don't want to, but I have to live, we have to live." It's better for some people to live than for everyone to die, right? ”

I laughed, "Does your life have meaning?" Does it make sense for you to live? Does it make sense for you to live? You think you'll survive! Even if you can live, what's the point of us here? Nobody knows about you! ”

He looked at me and said, "Meaning? We are being tested, God's test! We are convinced that we will go out! In the future, a Son of God will come to the Royal Prison and bring us to earth! ”

Me: "Ha, it is better for you to be convinced that after you die, the Son of God will take you to heaven." ”

Zhang Tiegang: "Very good, we have exactly two teachings here: one teaches that the Son of God will bring us into the world; Another doctrine is that the Son of God will take us to heaven. However, we declare that the second religion is a cult. ”

Me: "That's understandable, because the second congregation would kill themselves. They are all dead, and you are not also dead? But, let me tell you, these are all cults, it's all. ”

Him: "It's faith. ”

Me: "It's self-defeating. I'm telling you, no one can escape. We're all going to die, and no one knows after we die. ”

He looked at me, clenched his fists, and said, "Tell yourself what you said to me!" You're not the same, what's special about you? Why don't you die? There's no cotton on the wall, so why don't you go and kill it now! ”

I have nothing to say. I've always said I'm not afraid of death, but I don't want to die. Even if I'm an ant, I don't want to die. Ants still steal life, let alone people?

He shouted, "Someone! ”

A couple of guards came with leg cuffs to take me around.

He said to me, "You have two choices: first, die; Second, change back to before. ”

I said, "I can't change it back to before!" How do you ask me to change it? Those brothers, more than two hundred brothers, are going to die! How do I change it? Originally, everyone was ready, and I asked everyone to wipe the manure again? ”

He said, "Then you'll have to die." ”

He waved his hand.

I shouted, "Wait! ”

He laughed: "Haha! I thought you talked a lot, you were a saint, but I didn't expect to end up being a hypocrite! ”

Me: "Then you can change my job!" Don't go to toilet class! Also, let's transfer out the brothers in the toilet class. They know what's right, so they'll never do it the wrong way again. If you ask them to change, they'd rather die. ”

Zhang Tiegang: "Okay. I'll transfer them to the wall building class, and you'll go to the screening class. It was the most powerful class in our class - except, of course, the meal class. But I guess you know what the rice is, and you don't want to go there, right? ”

I had to say, "Okay! ”