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Du Ruhui knelt on the high platform alone, there was a bowl of wine in front of him, there was a round of the first quarter moon in the sky, and there was also a round of the first quarter moon in the wine bowl. The old master sat there on his knees, as if he was very lonely. "A pot of wine in the camel city, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio. The moon does not drink, and the shadow disciples follow me. Temporarily accompanied by the moon will be shadowed, and the joy must be spring. I sing and wander, and I dance in a mess. When they wake up, they mingle with each other, and when they get drunk, they disperse. Eternal knot ruthless travel, phase Miao Yunhan. “
To comfort different people, you must use different methods, for Cheng Chumo, you only need to use the most brutal way to deal with him, because his father has been comforting him like this since he was a child, and Cheng Chumo will go to the wall if he has nothing to do.
For an old master like Du Ruhui, you can't treat him roughly, you have to be reasonable, but he himself is a well-known human spirit, if you want to comfort him, you need to be smarter than him anyway.
Fortunately, Yun Ye still knew plagiarism, and the song "Drinking Alone Under the Moon" successfully pulled Du Ruhui's mind back from more than 30,000 dead people, looked up at Yun Ye and gave him a thumbs up, while savoring the poem, he unconsciously picked up the wine bowl and took a sip gently, although his mood was still a little heavy, at least he already had the idea of drinking at this time. "The Tang Dynasty army has killed prisoners on a large scale, and there have only been three times since the founding of the country, the first time was when Li Yuanji killed Dou Jiande in Hebei, and that time killed 17,000, the second time was when His Majesty killed Wang Shichong's old department in Luoyang, killing 12,000, and the third time was Du Ruhui in the Western Regions, killing 33,600 cannibals, and the old man killed more than King Xi and His Majesty combined."
Yun Ye lay on the felt mat, his hands knotted in front of his chest, kept playing with his fingers, played for a while, turned his head and said to the old master: "I killed so many people in Goryeo, you can't imagine how Hou Junji killed people in the grassland." You can't imagine that you don't know how many people Niu Jinda killed, and now Zhang Jian is also killing people in Silla, you don't know, right? These are the secrets of our door, and it is impossible for you civil servants to know about them, so let me do it. There's no problem, it's just a digital increase, anyway, whether it's in Goryeo or in the South China Sea, I kill fewer people?
The Great King City has become a city of hell, and the Crab Island is full of white bones, and it is said that you can hear ghosts crying during the day, and that's what I did. Anyway, you already have the name of a butcher, you shouldn't help me cover it up, I plan to use the name of Bloody Hand Man Tu to scare people, and I will be ruined by you.
How is it, after listening to my words, do you feel panicked? Kindly helped, but people still didn't appreciate it. ”
Du Ruhui smiled, took another sip of wine, smashed his lips twice, tasted the perfect wine, and said to Yun Ye with a smile: "People in their thirties." Why is it still a child's mentality? Sins are not simply superimposed, you often say that it was the straw that broke the camel's back. So the old man, the old camel, wants to help you, the young camel, share a little weight, your road is still long, unlike the old man has come to an end, even if the history is like a knife and the old man is capable. ”
Yun Ye rolled on the blanket twice in annoyance, knocked his head and said, "Why do you all have to be so good to me?" Lao Niu is like this, Lao Cheng is like this. The prince is like this, the king of Wei is like this, and the mother is like this, and Lao Wei is a square person, so he can only warn me. There has never been any substantial harm, so if this continues, don't you worry about raising tigers? ”
"Raising tigers? You think highly of yourself, you are at most a hunting dog, a smart hunting dog, but fortunately, your hunting dog has been biting people all these years, all for this country, very little selfishness, it can be regarded as the hunting dog of this country and the ethnic group, not the hunting dog of the royal family or anyone else, just because you have this righteousness in your heart, you can let me and Lao Fang, Lao Wei, these people avoid you in many things, and avoid disputes with you, do you really think that several of us are vegetarians? ”
Speaking of the impassioned place, Lao Du took a sip of the wine in the bowl, gave a long hiccup and shouted at the stars in the sky: "The world slanders me, slanders me, and the history books curse me and scold me." So what's the matter? I, Du Ruhui, asked myself to be innocent and frank, for the sake of this country, for this ethnic group, how can I bear the notoriety, haha, Yun Ye, you are right, the old man can still shine once when he retires, and become a person who hates gods and ghosts, just to make an explanation with the past, the old man is very happy! ”
The wine was a little anxious, the Yun family's spirits were not such a way to drink, Lao Du staggered back to his room, but the knot in his heart seemed to have been untied, and he would probably be able to sleep well tonight.
Yun Ye spread his body completely, looked at the bright moon in the sky with his back to the sky, lazily didn't want to leave, the wine surged, smiled charmingly at the stars in the sky, and fell asleep.
When he woke up the next day, that day twilight sat in front of the bed and leaned on the railing to sleep, Yun Ye only felt thirsty, jumped off the bed barefoot, held the teapot and poured it violently, and when he was drinking water, he heard a scream, Xiao Miao stood at the door with a rice plate, his eyes staring at Yun Ye deadly.
The cold wind outside poured in, and Yun Ye found that he was naked all over his body, hesitated for a moment, and still felt thirsty, drinking water at this time was more important.
"Dead girl, I don't know if I close the door, the wind is blowing in, I didn't see you react so much when I helped my husband wipe my body last night." That day, Dusk rushed over with an arrow and closed the door with a bang, and then came back to put on Yun Ye's shirt, complaining: "If you are thirsty, just call me and I'll help you bring it, you look good when you get out naked." ”
"I'm dying of thirst, you didn't remember to water me last night?" Yun Ye turned his eyes sideways and glanced at the sunset.
"I've poured it, I've drunk two pots, and if I drink it again, I'm worried about you wetting the bed!" That day twilight covered his mouth and began to laugh, and later he may have felt that the joke he told was very funny, and his laughing body fell softly, and he was still out of breath while sitting on the floor and pointed at Yun Ye and said, "The first general in the world who wets the bed, hahahahaha." ”
Xiao Miao's face turned red, she was still very unaccustomed to the teasing between Yun Ye and his wives and concubines, and she struggled to endure the laughter. Yun Ye angrily took the wooden plate in Xiao Miao's hand and said to her: "If you want to laugh, laugh, don't bear it, I know that you are not going to be done, isn't it no bedwetting, what's so funny." “
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Miao leaned back and fell back with laughter, probably discovering the point of laughter, and he was about to faint when he hugged him that day. Regardless of these two stupid women, Yun Ye put the rice plate on the table, it is still the mutton soup that has remained unchanged for the ages, this thing is enjoyed by drinking it once or twice, if you eat three meals a day, you will die, but the stomach is empty, and you can't beat the strong hunger, Yun Ye finished eating the mutton soup, a bowl of mutton, two dough cakes, and still felt a little hungry, and wanted Xiao Miao to serve another bowl, but found that the two mothers-in-law stopped laughing, muttered under the table, looked under the table, and found that the sunset was pointing at his crotch, I'm biting my ears at the little seedling who is covering her eyes......
Washed her face indiscriminately, got dressed and came out of the room, leaving the space for two weird women, Xiao Miao buried her head in Twilight's arms and refused to show her head, and Twilight kept shaking her eyebrows at her husband.
The camel city is already walking, swaying, there are two large groups of people on the horizon around the two small mountains to carry things like ants, it should be Xi Tong and Han Zhe, the small mountain bags are the armor and weapons left by Yun Ye for them, these things are waste that the Tang army looks down on, although they are worth a lot, once Yun Ye wants to transport all these things back to Chang'an, it will completely make the tofu into meat The price is not cost-effective.
As long as they go home, no one thinks that the road is far, after resting on the battlefield for three days, all the wounded have gone to the camel city, many people lie on the deck to bask in the sun, and by the way, they quietly calculate how many military merits they have made, how many rewards they can get when they return to Chang'an, and now the sweetest fruits have finally borne after more than three years of hard work, which they deserve, and there is nothing that can not be said.
A large number of weapons were consumed, and the camels carrying the camel city felt relaxed, and their steps were brisk, far faster than when they came. Tian Yuanyi is no longer stuck in the supply on the camel city, and he will be able to return to Broken Leaf City in half a month, and he will have what he wants at that time, so whether it is the wounded on the camel city or the cavalry under the camel city, life is much better, the wounded are actually assigned a can each, sit in the sun, take out pieces of fruit from the black porcelain jar and stuff it in his mouth, and the days are very free.
Entering Almaty, the atmosphere is very bad, there are a lot of strange people here, all of them are officials of the Tang Dynasty, bold to the point of wanting to check the army, Cheng Chu is unwilling, people found a large group of people to block the road to death, ready to die, and said that no matter who enters the prince's territory, they will be interrogated.
When the camel city came over, Yun Ye didn't intend to stop the camel city at all, those who blocked the road ran away for most of the time, but there were also some people who didn't believe in evil, this is all a bad problem developed in the country, the common people are not afraid of the army now, and they have to compensate for stepping on the seedlings, so they thought that the camel city would also stop at the last moment, and Yun Ye was just scaring them.
The camel city did not stop, and stepped directly on the people lying on the ground, and when the camel city was far away, the officials in Almaty wanted to collect the bodies of those people, only to find that there were only a few tattered human skins on the ground......
The people of the Sixteen Kings have already begun to take over the fiefdom so soon? With this question in mind, Yun Ye continued to move forward, and when he came to Shattered Leaf City, his anger almost made him lose his mind, and the officials he left behind were hung high on wooden stakes on the side of the road. Although the person is still alive, there is only one breath left, and there is a strange banner hanging on the head of the Broken Leaf City, what Fire Phoenix Country, I have never heard of it. "The whole army is on alert, ready to attack the city! The city is broken, and the knife will be sealed after three days! (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2