Chapter 39 tells the story
This morning, Wu Shigong visited the four yamen, and there was a fire in his chest. Although it seemed that the number of yamen he visited in the morning was quite large, it did not take much of his time in total. On the way back to the Yamen of the Terracotta Division in Nancheng, seeing that it was still early, Wu Shigong suddenly remembered that his father Wu Weizhong didn't give him a dowry, did there be a shop near Chongwenmen? That shop seems to have been lent to a fat powder shop, so it should be near his yamen. Now that I have some free time, let's go and see how it goes. So, Wu Shigong took out the note in his purse, sent a guard to ask passers-by for the way, and the group went straight to the fat powder shop.
When he arrived at the fat powder shop, Wu Shigong asked the guards to wait outside the door, and walked in with Xue Yong and Xue Qiang. The fat powder was spread outside the door and looked like the faΓ§ade was medium, but I didn't expect that the space inside was quite large. Wu Shigong looked around, and the shop was full of ladies and ladies who had come to buy fat powder. Seeing Wu Shigong and the three big men walking into the fat powder shop, the shopkeeper who was greeting the guests hurriedly greeted them. After hearing Wu Shigong's intentions clearly, he welcomed Wu Shigong and them to the back room.
When he arrived at the back room and arranged for Wu Shigong to sit down, the shopkeeper looked at Xue Yong and Xue Qiang, and said to Wu Shigong with some embarrassment: "The owner of this fat powder shop is a female dependent, ...... you look at it, official."
Wu Shigong waved his hand and asked Xue Yong and Xue Qiang to wait at the door of the inner room. Seeing Xue Yong and Xue Qiang leaving, the shopkeeper lifted a curtain next to the inner room and went to the inner room to call the female owner.
Wu Shigong sat on the chair and waited for a while, waiting a little impatiently, just now, the curtain moved, and a little girl poked out of the inner room.
This little girl is only five or six years old, wearing a white long skirt all over her body, and a small white flower on her head, which looks pink and jade, and is particularly cute. Wu Shigong was very happy when he saw this little girl, and smiled and used the classic disgusting question to lure the little girl: "Little sister, come to your uncle's side, and your uncle will buy you candy to eat." β
The little girl was not afraid of life, she walked to Wu Shigong's side, her little eyes rolled hesitantly for a while, and said to Wu Shigong in a milky voice: "Mom said that a good child can't eat more sugar, Uncle Xiexie." β
The little girl is very polite. Wu Shigong liked it even more. Then he said to the little girl, "Then what do you want to eat?" Uncle bought it for you. β
The little girl thought for a while and said to Wu Shigong: "Mom said that you can't eat what strangers give you to eat. Then he asked Wu Shigong, "Uncle, do you know how to tell stories?" β
"Telling stories to little girls, in my previous life, that was my forte." Wu Shigong thought proudly. Wu Shigong smiled and hugged the little girl to his lap and sat down, and said to the little girl: "Okay! Uncle is the best storyteller. Uncle, I'll tell you a story. β
"Once upon a time, there was a Snow White ......" Wu Shigong's story had just begun, and then he was stuck. He actually knew the fairy tale character Snow White, and he didn't know the story of Snow White at all. To be honest, Wu Shigong didn't brag. In his previous life, he did have a special fondness for telling stories to little girls. But those girls are all nightclub ladies, and Wu Shigong tells meat stories. How can Wu Shigong talk about this? Do you want to tell a meat story to this cute little flower of the Ming Dynasty?
However, Wu Shigong's reaction was really fast, he hurriedly changed the channel, and continued: "...... and a Cinderella ......" Wu Shigong is stuck again. He doesn't know the story of Cinderella either. At that time in the previous life, in Wu Shigong's nightclub, the two most popular young ladies were called "Snow White" and "Cinderella", these two young ladies were one white and one black, once, Wu Shigong and them were two dragons and phoenixes, their skin colors contrasted strongly, and later ....... What do you want to do with all this mess? Wu Shigong wanted to slap himself. Now let's deal with the difficulties ahead. There is also a little girl from the Ming Dynasty here, whose innocent eyes are wide open, waiting for him to continue.
Don't say it, Wu Shigong is indeed a story king, he rolled his eyes, and then continued: "...... Ran into a gray wolf. Wu Shigong originally wanted to go to the story of "Little Red Riding Hood", but he really couldn't remember the character of "Little Red Riding Bag", so he remembered that there was a big bad wolf in it, so he moved the performance star of the big bad wolf - the gray wolf to the story.
Now, the full name of this story is "Snow White and Cinderella Meets Big Big Wolf", if Andersen and the Brothers Grimm knew that Wu Shigong changed their fairy tale in this way, they would definitely come out of the grave in anger, and then travel to the Ming Dynasty to hunt down Wu Shigong.
Don't say it, Wu Shigong is really good. Although he stammered a little after that, he pieced together the plot of the cartoon he knew, and finally managed to finish the story. made Wu Shigong sweaty. Wu Shigong thought to himself: What kind of bad luck did I go today, I sweated all morning. This little girl is Snow White, and Hefei must be the gray wolf, so wouldn't I be...... Cinderella!?
Unexpectedly, the little girl listened to it very satisfied. She happily said to Wu Shigong: "Uncle, let's talk about one more." β
After Wu Shigong heard this, he cried out in his heart: "Monkey King, you can save me!" β
Don't say it, Monkey King is still quite effective. At this moment, the curtain was lifted, and two women came out of the inner room. The one in front was also wearing a long white dress, a small white flower on her head, and a veil covering half of her face. The one behind is obviously her maid. The two women blessed Wu Shigong, and the woman wearing the veil said to Wu Shigong: "Little Marquis, the surviving Chen Zhao family is courteous here." β
Wu Shigong suddenly understood that the female owner of this fat powder shop turned out to be a widow, and it was a widow with a mosaic on her face. Wu Shigong hurriedly hugged the little girl to the ground, got up and saluted back: "I don't deserve the title of little marquis, Mrs. is called Commander Wu or Mr. Wu." Wu Shigong thought to himself: Today, I have been called the little marquis twice.
Chen Zhao beckoned to the little girl and said, "Xiaojie, come to mom quickly." "It turns out that the little girl's nickname is Xiaojie.
The little girl reluctantly took two steps forward, turned her head and told Wu Shigong: "Uncle, you must tell Xiaojie a story when you come in the future!" β
Wu Shigong nodded with a smile and said, "Definitely, uncle will definitely tell the story again." β
The little girl was still not at ease, and said, "Uncle, you must come, my mother said that children who lie are bad children." β
"Come by all means. Uncle is a bad boy if he doesn't come. Wu Shigong continued to assure. He thought to himself: I will be a fool if I come again.
The little girl reluctantly followed the maid out of the room, and Wu Shigong and Chen Zhao also sat down on the two chairs placed at both ends of the room.