Episode 12 A Pot of Porridge (2)

The snail and dog who knocked on the door outside were just as nervous.

"Dog Shun," the tall man in black whispered to the short man in black, "Do you really see clearly, our aunt came in to find another girl?" ”

"Don't worry, boss," Gou Shun replied in a low voice, "My dog is a dog, I can't be wrong." Our aunt took the flowers, and asked to see a person named 'Xiuxiu' with a dead face, but people didn't let him, so he told her the previous leg. ”

"Well, there's a leg. What's next? ”

"Then I don't know, I'll go out to find you."

"Well," the tall man in black nodded, his eyes glazed menacingly, "that's fine." My snail grew up watching the eldest lady, and I must not let her be bullied by others. Dog Shun, you remember, it's not that you can't soak other girls if you soak our eldest lady, we're not so unreasonable. But taking our eldest lady's money to bubble other girls is intolerable. ”

"Boss."

"What?"

"The clothes you found for the two of us are handsome."

"Handsome," the snail proudly took off his sunglasses and put them back on, "I heard that the underworld in the United States now wears it like this." This is also to go in and have a showdown with my uncle, and by the way, knock and knock that stinky girl, and dress like this to show the strength of our Heaven and Earth Society. ”

"Don't worry, boss," Gou Shun began to brew murderous aura, "Zhun Bao is so scared that the dog man and woman can't find the north." ”

"Dog Shun."

"Boss?"

"Take it easy," the snail glared at him, lowering his voice, "that's our aunt after all!" …… Hey, why hasn't the door been open for half a day? ”

Goushun hurriedly knocked on the door twice.

"Please...... Come in! ”

Xiao Qiang's nervous voice came from inside.

……

The door opened, and Xiang Xiaoqiang and Xiuxiu stared nervously at the two "Dongchang fans" who flashed into the door.

A low black top hat, sunglasses under the top hat, and a cold and solemn face under the sunglasses.

"Ahem, come on...... Here it is," Xiang Xiaoqiang said with a dry smile, "What's that...... Feel free to sit! ”

The snail was surprised, and he and the dog looked at each other, both quite puzzled.

The snail looked at his future uncle and was also nervous. I silently read in my heart: I can't embarrass the scoop, I can't embarrass the eldest lady.

He took a deep breath, trying to exude a "murderous aura", then slowly raised his hand, pointed at the two of them with his leather gloved fingers, and said coldly:

"So, you-it's Xiang Xiaoqiang? You- the one named Xiuxiu? ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang and Xiuxiu glanced at each other, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and nodded nervously.

Very good, the snail's beating heart calmed down a little, and it seemed that his clothes and the murderous aura emanating from his body had played a great role.

Xiuxiu strengthened her courage and asked softly:

"That'...... Are you ......? ”

"That's right," the two nodded grimly, "we are." ”

There was a chill.

"Ahem, come on...... Here," Xiang Xiaoqiang laughed dryly again, "What's that...... Feel free to sit! ”

"Hmm!"

The snail looked at the empty white ground and cursed secretly: The only stool you sit, where do you want us to sit!

He snorted, took off his hat, and threw it on the bed, then stared at the two through his sunglasses, slowly took off his leather gloves, and threw them on the bed as well. The dog is immediately learned.

"Let's talk about it," the snail pointed at Xiaoqiang and then at Xiuxiu, "what the hell are you guys going on?" ”

Xiuxiu hesitantly pointed at Xiaoqiang:

"Let him ...... too Listen here? ”

The snail was slightly stunned, and then said:

"That's natural, didn't Mr. Xiang play the most important role in the whole thing?"

"Alright," Xiuxiu closed her eyes and took a soft breath, "Then I'll start at the beginning." ”

"Yes," Gou Shun said with great interest, "from the very beginning, the more detailed the time, place, antecedents, and consequences, the better." Don't try to hide it, I know it all. ”

Xiuxiu was very surprised:

"You already know that?"

"Ahem," the snail looked at his aunt a little nervously, and pointed to the dog by the way, "This, he already knew, ahem, I just knew." ”

It is worthy of the East Factory. Xiang Xiaoqiang thought to himself.

So the two began to talk about the Yangtze River in distress. Because Xiuxiu couldn't talk much, the main speaker was Xiang Xiaoqiang, but where Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't know, Xiuxiu gave additions. Xiang Xiaoqiang still fell from the plane into the Yangtze River, and Xiuxiu started with Qiuqiu's plan to attack the Qing Dynasty destroyer.

Listening to it, the two of them obviously felt that something was wrong. Soon, the sweat on his head came down.

……

“…… Then, as soon as the commander's secretary came out of the office, as if he had poured a pound of wine, he shouted and told the gendarmes to lock up all the sticky poles, unplug the telephone lines, and personally arrange for our car to take us to the airport......"

Xiang Xiaoqiang was full of interest, and his mouth frothed at the mouth, but the two faces of the snail and the dog Shun slowly became dead white, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down drop by drop. Now even Gou Shun understands that he has definitely heard something he shouldn't have heard.

Xiang Xiaoqiang pointed to Xiuxiu and praised:

"Two brothers, I didn't mean to think of her kind words, but her performance in the Qing Dynasty was fantastic, pretending to be perfect in fourteen grids, and bluffing a large number of gendarmes and spies at the sticky pole! Think about it, who are those people, sticky poles! Is it vegetarian? Gee! Not to mention that Xiuxiu is still seriously injured! Hi, how do you say that? The biggest contributor to this escape, apart from me, is probably her! ”

Xiuxiu's face was flushed, and she was very happy to praise herself in front of her boss like this to Xiaoqiang. She humbly tucked her chin into the quilt, her eyes widened slightly, and she glanced at Xiang Xiaoqiang gratefully, and then looked at the snail with a little nervousness.

"Oh...... Oh," the snail said with difficulty as it rolled its throat, wiping its sweat secretly, "yes...... Is it? Good, good, great work......"

"Really," Xiang Xiaoqiang continued, "if it were me, I would definitely give her a medal!" Seriously, you have such a talent in the East Factory, it's a pity to sink at the bottom, and it should be reused......"

"East ...... East Factory ......"

The snail was dizzy for a while, only to feel that the world was spinning and it was difficult to breathe. The last shred of reason dominated him, and he said with difficulty to the dog, whose face was as colored as earth:

"Dog Shun...... Oh no, ...... Look, you're here today...... Aren't we still in trouble...... Let the family rest......"

"Hey, what," Xiang Xiaoqiang was stunned, "just leave?" There's still something important to say! ”

"No, no, don't listen, it's still ...... Something else......"

Xiuxiu was also anxious, struggled to raise her head, endured the pain and said:

"Two Chiefs...... You guys...... Isn't that what you came for...... I'm going to report back to you...... Sticky...... The sticky pole is going to kidnap me......"

"No, no, listen to it another day, listen to it another day," the snail was about to go crazy, pulling the dog Shun desperately to flash people, and hurriedly turned around, "Now...... You have to hurry up and rest, this is the order ......"

The door was opened, and two people stood outside the door, blocking the door tightly.

The snail and the dog looked at each other in a blank manner: a black trench coat, a black top hat, black gloves, and black sunglasses, almost the same as what they were wearing.

Fuck, banging?

"Two brothers," the other held out an arm, "where?" ”

"East ...... Dongchang is on business," the snail pulled down the brim of his hat and said stubbornly, "What are you doing, get out of the way!" ”

"Oh? What department is my brother in? The other person didn't smile, took out a small book printed with 'Daming East Editing Factory' and shook it, "Let's talk about it?" ”