1.31 Elevator up to the house (revised)

Uncle Wu took the envelope from Song Sang's hand and opened it to see that there was ink on the paper, but it was a draft submitted by Song Qiaonian, the inspector of Shandong Province, to the current saint.

Uncle Wu commanded the affairs from Qinghe Qianhusheng, and saw Ren Guantun; Wu's second uncle became the post man of Qinghe County.

Uncle Wu couldn't help but ask: "Steward Song, but I don't know why your master and our brother have never known each other, why do they lift up like this?" ”

Song Sang smiled and said, "Well...... My master wants to raise a group of people, and if their names are written on the fold, wouldn't it seem too abrupt? So pick some irrelevant names and write them, and it's all right! To say that you are not afraid of offending people, there are many people among them, like the two Wu brothers, who are only in the role of accompanying the prince to study, but this official position is full of real gold! ”

The Wu brothers suddenly realized. Overjoyed, Uncle Wu asked Second Uncle Wu to accompany the guests, and he searched through the cabinets to collect all the things that were still worth the two bad money at home, and went to the pawnshop. Song Sang got the happy money, said goodbye and left, but turned around and entered the Ximen Mansion.

When he came to the living room, Ximen Qing was waiting there, and after meeting, he asked, "How are things going?" ”

Song Sang said respectfully: "As calculated by the Star Lord, if the matter is completed, the master of the family will deeply feel the great virtue of the Star Lord!" ”

Ximen Qing daxiao said: "A meritorious result is only sent to fate." Is that all that? Lord Yushi thanked me for helping him return the murderous star, and I also thanked him for helping me ignite my two uncles! ”

In the next few days, Song Sang, under the instruction of Ximen Qing and Song Yushi, sent several happy letters to the Wu brothers, which made the Wu brothers fascinated. In the faintness of Li Lingzhi, Uncle Wu entrusted his children's in-laws to be the guarantor, borrowed 1,000 yuan from Zheng's brother-in-law, Qiao Dahu, and called Zhao Judge to lead four or five tailors to cut rulers and sew official uniforms at home. He also called many craftsmen, and nailed several incense bands of red tortoiseshell fish bones that were four feet wide and exquisitely mafic rhinoceros horn crane tops, and the copper coins were like flowing water.

Second Uncle Wu gained power, and in the Qinglou gambling shop, he couldn't help but brag, and a group of officials in the county yamen who were familiar with each other heard that the Wu brothers were going to be officials, and they all came to congratulate. People come and go in the family, and the gifts are constantly giving every day.

When the news reached the ears of a group of civil and military personnel in Qinghe County, everyone sent someone to the Imperial History to inquire about the details, and the cronies around Song Yushi were all vague in their words, and their tones were extremely ambiguous. This made everyone believe it more and went to have a relationship with the Wu brothers. Uncle Wu was proud of the spring breeze, sat at home every day with plastic surgery and makeup, and ushered in a conversation and laughter, which was enough to command the adult's addiction.

On the day of Song Sang's prophecy of welcoming the official, the door of Wu's house was lit up with lights, firecrackers rang out, Uncle Wu opened the door early in the morning, invited the relatives and friends who came to the congratulatory ceremony, and then under the envious eyes of everyone, he ceremoniously led the whole family to kowtow in front of the ancestral tablet.

It was almost noon, and it was a good time for the sun to rise, and in the alley outside the door, the crisp sound of horses' hooves finally sounded Song Sang came!

Song Sang was ordered by Ximen Qing and Song Yushi to come to collect the net, and when he saw the Wu family bustling like this, he couldn't help but sigh slightly in his heart.

Shaking his fist towards the Wu brothers, Song Sang said: "Two Wu brothers, I'm sorry, your official edict has been invalidated!" ”

"Huh?!" Everyone in the hall was taken aback, and Uncle Wu sat down on the ground with a "Teng" butt.

"This ...... This...... But where does this begin? Uncle Wu asked in a trembling voice.

Song Sang sighed: "Brother Wu, this is also your fate!" Just yesterday, outside the official office of my family, countless revelations suddenly appeared. The post said that the Wu brothers, who do not learn and have no skills on weekdays, are idle, relying on the hereditary official position of thousands of households, and only live by prostitution and gambling; Recently, the temporary workers and servants in the county yamen have become even more alever, and they are rampant and domineering in Qinghe County, and pawnshops, restaurants, clothing and food shops are all poisoned by it...... Two Brother Wu, are there any of these words? ”

Second Uncle Wu was dumbfounded and couldn't say a word. Although he has done a few of these things, more of them are done by his friends who drink and meat in his name.

Song Sang sighed again and said, "My family adults read these posts, and when they were surprised, they sent their subordinates to investigate in Qinghe County. After a look, it was said that the Wu family brothers lost their morals and lost their virtues, and their brother-in-law had just died, so they colluded with local loafers, bullied their sisters, plotted to seize family property, and destroyed their relatives. My family didn't believe it at first, but after four visits, he was furious, thinking that he was the uncle of the Ximen Star Lord, and he was a hereditary thousand-family, and his character must be smart, so he hurriedly wrote a recommendation without inspection. Who knew that these two people were so unbearable, they hadn't become officials yet, they were so strong, if they became officials, then they would have to pay it back? ”

Although there are many congratulatory guests in the hall of the Wu family, they are silent at this time.

Song Sang continued to sigh: "My family also said that I wanted to be virtuous for the country, but I didn't expect it to be a big deal!" Fortunately, the two brothers are frivolous, and their feet are exposed, if he is a traitor, hidden and not released, and when the new official takes office, he will squander it, how many creatures will be poisoned? If it provokes a civil uprising and is pursued by today's saints, won't the future that my family has earned for ten years be lightly buried in the hands of villains? ”

Uncle Wu had a "buzz" in his head, knowing that since Song Yushi had said it to such a desperate place, he would never want to be associated with the word "official" in this life and this life.

Sure enough, Song Sang said slowly: "My family has already pleaded guilty overnight last night, saying that he was negligent and negligent and recommended non-people, so the two relatives and friends of Brother Wu's family who congratulated him should be dispersed!" I said goodbye first! ”

As he spoke, he stuffed a blanket containing money into the arms of Uncle Wu, who was stunned, and Song Sang said apologetically: "There is no merit, these happy money, please take it back." He shook his head and walked away.

As soon as Song Sang left, Second Uncle Wu suddenly screamed and fainted.

In the hall of the Wu family, all the congratulatory guests exploded with a "boom". Second Uncle Wu's group of wine and meat friends spent their money to come today, and now they have no return, where are they willing to stop there?

I don't know which one it is, I suddenly pounced in front of the table, picked up the more valuable ones in a pile of gifts, hugged them, and separated from the crowd like a rhinoceros. All the splashed skin sticks looked at it, like waking up from a dream, they all unfolded the magic palm, only a blink of an eye, the gifts placed in the living room snatched a red sun, its way of light, to Zuihou to grab no grabbing, even the copper incense burner in front of the ancestral tablet of the Wu family was poisoned.

The "friends" on the face of Second Uncle Wu were all in an instant, and the hall of the Wu family was immediately half empty, and no one took a second look at Second Uncle Wu, who was crawling on the ground and didn't know whether he was alive or dead, but someone thought he was in the way when he came out of the hall, and kicked him a few times.

It was only then that the remaining guests in the hall reacted. Qiao Dahu stomped his feet and said hatefully: "This ...... What is this system? ”

Zheng's family wanted to cry without tears next to him, the heavy gift he gave him through gritted teeth was just over there, but now it was gone in a blink of an eye, and there was no place to ask for it, so he fell back into the chair and said: "Report to the official!" Report to the officer! Give me back my congratulatory gifts! ”

This remark said the voice of most of the people present, everyone today in order to please the new commander Lord Wu, all of them have a lot of blood, since Lord Wu fell and fell back to Uncle Wu, then these heavy gifts are naturally to be returned to the original owner, but now they have been snatched away by a group of wanderers who don't know anything, how can they be willing?

Qiao Dahu suffered the greatest loss, and what the Wu brothers squandered was actually his money, and the robbed gifts were just a drop in the bucket. At that moment, he walked to Uncle Wu, who was like ashes, and even excused himself, and said straightforwardly: "Brother Wu, I borrowed my money before, but I have an IOU!" I just ask you, how many days will it be back for me? ”

asked ten times in a row, but Uncle Wu was dumbfounded.

Qiao Dahu was anxious, and his voice was fierce: "The surname is Wu!" If you don't pay back the money, Daddy Qiao and I are not easy to bully! ”

Before the words fell, I heard the sound of the gong outside the door, and it turned out that Li Dafu, the county governor of Qinghe, personally dispatched to take charge of the pawnshops, restaurants, and clothing and food shops that had been annoyed by Second Uncle Wu.

As soon as Li Zhixian entered the hall, Qiao Dahu knelt down: "My lord, the small people are wronged!" There is a complaint to sue! ”

Looking at the robbed hall, Li Zhixian was wondering why this place was so clean? When he heard someone crying out for injustice, he said, "What are you wronged?" Who are you going to sue? Come on, this county is in charge of you! ”

Qiao Dahu gritted his teeth and said: "I sued Diao Min, Wu Bo, Wu Youde, Wu Kai, and Wu Youyi, two brothers, fabricating lies and defrauding me of 1,500 yuan of hard-earned money!" The facts and evidence are there, and I ask the adults to make decisions for me! ”

With that lively mind, he immediately woke up to the fact that the Wu family brothers couldn't turn over this time, so it was better to grab the head and sue him, if he could get back some compensation, it would not be in vain to give a generous gift today! Therefore, many people knelt down behind Qiao Dahu: "My lord, we are also wronged!" We have a complaint to sue too! ”……

While the Wu brothers were in chaos, Ximen Qing was instructing Song Sang: "This time, you have made a lot of contributions, today's great achievement is officially completed, the future of your family can be safeguarded, and after you go back, you will definitely be rewarded." ”

Song Sang said happily: "The whole star master is a villain." ”

Ximenqing waved his hand and said, "Okay, you go back and give orders to Song Yushi!" Remember to let your family adults keep quiet, and don't use this hidden dragon! ”

Song Sang said respectfully: "Respect the order of the Star Lord!" "Pegasus went out.

Ximenqing looked at the sky outside the window, slowly raised his hand, snapped his fingers, and said with a smile: "Yushi's side, it's been done; The Wu brothers are here, but it's up to me! Here's what it is:

The net of heaven and earth is covered with hands, and the ingenuity is born at the snap of a finger. Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.