Chapter 1: A Chance Occasion
On a sunny morning, only to hear
"Hey", a handsome man in his twenties
He stopped and looked back.
I saw a fat man running towards him.
"Wang Yu, why are you walking so fast?" The chubby man gasped.
After Wang Yu heard this, he smiled abruptly: "Wang Da, Wang Da, it's obvious that you are fat and slow to walk!"
And then laughs again!
But when he returned to Wang Da's face, he was immediately startled.
I saw that he was ready to pounce on the tiger and make a good shot. When Wang Yu saw Wang Er like this, he knew which move he was going to use.
So, put on an expression of victory, and when Wang Er pounced, Wang Yu came to the most common portable turn, and couldn't help but give him a punch, of course, the strength was just right.
I saw Wang Er fall to the ground in the posture of eating, Wang Yu laughed loudly again, and said: "Just because you also want to fight with me, a person who has been fighting since childhood, you are still fighting!"
In fact, Wang Yu is not only good at hand-to-hand combat, but also has a very good brain, and he has been one of the best in school since he was a child. Because of this, he became the most famous person in the school, not only that, but Wang Yu also knows a lot about the Three Kingdoms, which can be described as: earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, are not as well-known as Wang Yu compared to the Three Kingdoms. Among them, Wang Yu's fame in the school also contains this!
Although they often do this, their friendship is very good, and because of this, they are known as the 'fat and skinny fairy'.
Maybe a little naΓ―ve, but they don't think so, and they are happy in their hearts!
From morning to evening, they never get tired. Just like now, after every work, they reminisce in the old place.
In the blink of an eye, it was night.
Wang Yu and Wang Er also went home separately. But when Wang Yu saw a beautiful woman on the way home, he thought in his heart, thinking that it was still early!
So, I accosted him forward, but I didn't expect that just as I was about to go, I was hit by a sudden car and flew out!!
When Wang Yu woke up, he found that he was covered in injuries and could not move. And I found that there was wilderness everywhere, there were no roads, there was nothing, and the yellow land was blank. But Wang Yu didn't think much about it, thinking that he was hallucinating.
Wang Yu thought about asking someone to help when they passed by.
In this way, a long time passed minute by minute,,, Wang Yu also fainted because of the pain on his body......
I don't know how long later, Wang Yu woke up unconsciously, but found that the house was made of grass, and wanted to take a look, but found that his whole body couldn't move, and when he moved, he couldn't bear the pain, pain!!
Although this is the case, Wang Yu is still vigilant at any time.
Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door, and someone came in.
When Wang Yu found out that someone had come in, almost all his muscles became nervous!
But the man's next words made Wang Yu's nervous mood all put down.
I saw that the 'mysterious man' put a bowl made of ceramic on the wooden stool next to Wang Yu. said, "Young man, are you awake?" After speaking, he sat next to Wang Yu and waited for Wang Yu to speak.
"Auntie, where is this? What's wrong with me? Wang Yu said excitedly!
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"Am I that old?! Uh-huh?! The 'mystery man' said angrily.
Wang Yu was also very embarrassed, after all, he was still at someone's house...
So, he said again: "Auntie, I'm sorry!" Immediately, I realized that I had slipped my mouth again, and immediately said, "Oh......! No, no, no! It's not an aunt... Mother... Mom" Wang Yu said deliberately, "It's Auntie, hehe!" Auntie, where is this? And, how did I become like this? "Hmph, you still dare to say that if it weren't for the fact that my old man didn't look like a person all over your body, he wouldn't have carried you home! You don't have to waste money to ask Lang Zhong to help you treat your illness, not only that, but also let you cultivate here, alas, it's all because the old man is kind! "That 'aunt' kept complaining!
Seeing that 'aunt' kept complaining, Wang Yu felt very uncomfortable, after all, he made her like this, so Wang Yu said sincerely: "Auntie, I'm sorry!" Look at me, how troublesome, I'll go! β
After speaking, Wang Yu wanted to get up and leave, but due to the injuries on his body, Wang Yu couldn't move, as long as Wang Yu moved, his whole body was very painful!
In this way, Wang Yu has no way to leave!
Seeing this situation, the 'aunt' didn't say anything, just told Wang Yu to rest well and leave early! After saying that, he left!
After the 'aunt' left, Wang Yu began to wonder what was wrong with him? Why is she here, and who is she? Who was the old man who saved him? I don't know!
In this way, Wang Yu thought about it, and fell asleep for no reason!
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When Wang Yu opened his eyes, the sky was already bright, but more of it was the ~goo~goo~ sound from his stomach, but Wang Yu was embarrassed to say, so he endured it, endured it, endured it again......
In the end, Wang Yu couldn't help it, and actually released a serial fart in the air, and Wang Yu himself knew it and didn't say anything, but suddenly a person appeared, and he also heard the sound of a serial fart, that sound can be described as earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, so that the person who came without interest couldn't stand it. It made him run around.
Suddenly, both of them were speechless......
It took almost a quarter of an hour for Wang Yu and the restless man to recover.
"Boy, your fart is too powerful, even the self-proclaimed invincible master I can't bear it!" After speaking, he looked at Wang Yu with an embarrassed face with provocative eyes!
After Wang Yu heard this, he was not angry, after all, it was someone who saved him, so he must not be angry and make a fuss! I saw Wang Yu take a deep breath and said slowly: "I'm sorry! Let you be wronged, because you are so hungry that you can't do it, so you can only fart to eliminate it! Plus, it's a bit more fun! Isn't it? β
After hearing Wang Yu's words, the Wuxian man suddenly entered a state of speechlessness again.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Yu said: "Helper, my stomach is empty now, you can do it!" Can you give me some food to eat, I'm about to hang up! Wang Yu put on a pained expression again. It gives people a feeling of pity!
But when Wang Yu looked at the restless man, he saw that his whole body exuded a terrifying aura, so that Wang Yu did not dare to raise his head to look at him.
"I think it's so strange! How could you not know Master Ben? You don't know that I'm a master who everyone knows? Alas! I think Li Yan is also a well-known figure, and he also has considerable prestige! Don't talk about this, I'm also Tong Yuan's fellow senior brother, you don't know anything about it!! β
Speaking of this, Wang Yu felt a little familiar, thought about it, and suddenly, he remembered the Three Kingdoms in his mind, and remembered that Li Yan and Tong Yuan in the Three Kingdoms were brothers and were very prestigious!
Suddenly, Wang Yu seemed to be about to run!