Dinner is still fresh fish, steamed fish, fresh fish ball soup, spicy fish head, small fish paste, fish skin jelly, as well as soft-shelled turtle red date longan soup, and miscellaneous fish copper pot.

"Why are you not good at fishing?" Feng Yuanyi said strangely, raw fish is the favorite of Chang'an people.

"Fish can be raw, wild fish can be a lot of insects and mites, eat a lot of bad stomach, food must be cooked at high temperature before eating" Dugu Xinci intimidated everyone.

Feng Yuanyi felt bad all over.

"Come on, come on, drink more soju and sterilize" Dugu Xinci smiled and persuaded the wine, "After eating, Qi Guogong can think of turning the book?" ”

"The ghost is playing mahjong with you again," Mr. Feng was not fooled.

After eating, the chief manager Feng no matter how tempted he was to no longer serve the table, the Empress Dowager Dugu won a lot in the afternoon, but she lacked interest, and bluntly said that today's fortune is slowing down, and she will fight again tomorrow.

Dugu Xinci was bored and yawned, but Dugu Jialuo shouted and encouraged him to compose poems and play essays.

Dugu Xinci was naturally too lazy to cramp and shirked in every possible way.

"You are a cunning, shrewd and sprinkling during the day, yawning before it gets dark, and there is no vitality at all" The Queen Mother Dugu saw that she was unbearable, and she was angry.

Dugu Xinci had to laugh and think, "Why don't you speak to you?" ”

"Talk? Isn't that what they are talking about? "Dugu Jialuo is naïve.

"You're talking about the book of conversation in the East and West City?" Feng Yuanyi came to learn about some market activities.

"Yes, I'll talk to you today, well, I'll say a legend, and I'll say a piece of the book."

"Okay, you are a monkey cub who said that it is a monkey, and it is a good match" The Queen Mother Dugu also came to be interested, and several Fanbang people did not have the right to speak.

"Well, I need to prepare"

After a while, Dugu Xinci instructed Da Xiong to move a table of cases, half a person tall, covered with red silk, and there was still a sandalwood made of shocking wood, Dugu Xinci also changed his dress, a green shirt and a robe on the left, and did not wear a belt, with a folding fan standing behind the case.

The spectators led by the Empress Dowager Dugu dared to be novel, and waited with a smile on the case full of snacks and snacks for the Far Eastern Hou Dugu Xinci to play treasure.

Dugu Xinci rolled up his sleeves slightly, opened the folding fan with his left hand, patted the shocked wood with his right hand, and began to speak with a snap:

"The three emperors and five emperors of morality, the fame of the Xia Hou Shang Zhou.

The five heroes are in the spring and autumn, and they rise and fall in an instant!

There are several lines of names and surnames in the history, and there are countless barren hills in the north.

The fields of the predecessors were collected by the later generations, and it was said that the dragon was fighting for the tiger.

Storytelling, singing, and persuading people, the three main roads go to the center.

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life.

Life is in the world every day, every day, the sun and the moon are like shuttles every year.

There are rich families, but the poor are cold.

You can get promoted and make a fortune, and you can finish kicking your legs.

The word fame and fortune is a wall, and the masters are hidden inside.

If someone jumps out of the wall, it is the immortal party. ”

Dugu Xinci's opening poem talks about the frustration of yin and yang, which suddenly makes people feel fresh and professional.

"The stars in the sky are unknown for many months, and the people on the earth are unfair.

The birds in the trees are noisy, and the fish in the river are unclear.

Four sentences of gossip have been said, four sentences are gossip, eight sentences are outlines, and twelve sentences are guides, leading to half a volume of the remnant book and a poem of "Xijiangyue". Ladies and gentlemen, old and young, don't think I'm clumsy, clumsy, stupid, and untrue. You all sit in the row, watch the storyteller, push away the small drum covered with cowhide, knock open the three planks that float across the river and the sea, and rap for everyone to relieve their worries and boredom.

No need to wrap your head, no need to paint your face, no need to go on stage, no need to pedal board. The little second sister is on the kang, let's turn our heads and sing.

I didn't say please, please, please, I invited the old and young Minggong, all the officials. Thou shalt listen carefully and slowly, thou shalt be noisy and unaccurate, but it is strange that I am not clear in my words.

From the beginning of the book, I will start with a small paragraph, and then the whole article will be opened after the short paragraph is finished. Why do you say a short paragraph first, because it is the old rule of storytelling.

I can tell you that you can sing nine different things if you know that ten can sing.

Which said that you forgot the small paragraph, since I learned to remember please. Why do you remember that the master has worked hard in front of him, punished him for kneeling, pushing bricks, and boiling the lamp.

And then you say:

Love to listen to the text, love to listen to the martial arts, love to listen to loyalty, love to listen to the traitor? Love to cry and laugh, love to listen to sour?

It's hard for one person to say a hundred people's opinions, don't say anything today, and listen to me about the last "Journey to the West"

"Journey to the West" everyone listened to it flickering and said a lot, and finally understood what they were going to say.

The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one sees it. Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, it has opened up from Ziqing to distinguish turbidity.

Covering the masses of beings to look up to benevolence, inventing all things to be good. If you want to know the Yuan Gong of the Creation Society, you must watch the Legend of Journey to the West.

The number of heaven and earth is 129,600 years old. The one yuan is divided into 12 branches, Naizi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, and Hai. Each meeting should be 1800 years old. .......”

"If you go to 5,400 years old, at the beginning of the Jiaohai Society, it will be dark, and the two characters are gone, so it is called chaos. ........”

"Another 5,400 years old, just as the child will meet, light and clear, there are days, moons, stars and days. The sun, moon and stars are called the four elephants. ....”

“......”

"Feeling Pangu opened up, the three emperors ruled the world, the five emperors Dinglun, and the world was divided into four continents: Dongsheng Shenzhou, West Niuhe Zhou, South Ganbu Continent, and North Julu Continent. This book list is Dongsheng Shenzhou. There is a country overseas, called Proud Country. ”

“....”

"On the top of that mountain, there is a fairy stone. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, and has two feet and four feet around the circle. 3 zhang 6 feet 5 inches high, 365 degrees per week; Two feet and four feet around the circle, according to the political calendar twenty-four gas. There are nine holes and eight holes, according to the nine palace gossip. There are no trees on all sides to shade it, and there are Zhilan on the left and right. Since the opening of the cover, every innocent show, the day and the moon, feel for a long time, then have the meaning of well-informed. Inner breeding immortals. One day bursts, laying a stone egg, as big as a round ball. Because he saw the wind, he turned into a stone monkey. The facial features are complete, and the limbs are complete. So he learned to crawl and walk, and worshiped the Quartet. ....”

After chattering, Dugu Xinci finally said that the stone monkey was born, and everyone was fascinated by its words, and they all felt novel.

Dugu Xinci then talked about the stone monkey finding the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, calling himself the Monkey King, and then going to the southern Ganbu Continent boundary to find the immortal and visit the Tao, until he found the Bodhi Patriarch.

Dugu Xinci said in a clear voice:

The patriarch said: "It is the twelve characters of 'vast wisdom is really like sexuality, sea ying, enlightenment, and enlightenment'." When it comes to you, it is just the word 'enlightenment'. Let's call you 'Monkey King', okay? The Monkey King smiled, "Good, good, good!" From now on, it will be called Monkey King! ”

Exactly: Hongmeng has no surname at the beginning, and Wukong must be broken by stubbornness. After all, I don't know what Dao fruit to cultivate backwards, and listen to the next decomposition.

As the startling wood slapped again, everyone woke up and saw Dugu Xinci give up his hand, and then left the table, only then did they know that his speech was over.

Everyone listened like a dream, naturally unwilling, and begged to continue, Dugu Xinci naturally did not follow, and then lured and threatened, but it still did not work.

"It's late, continue tomorrow" The Queen Mother Dugu also knew that she was afraid of delaying her rest, so she took the lead to go back to the hospital to rest.

The next day, in the morning, everyone ate hastily, and then came to the noisy Dugu Xinci to continue talking.

Dugu Xinci put on a shelf, reluctantly stood behind yesterday's red silk table, and continued to talk about "Journey to the West".

The second episode is about the Monkey King Sun Wukong who learned immortal arts, but was driven back to Huaguo Mountain by the Bodhi Patriarch, and turned into three hundred little monkeys with no hair, and fought against the demons of the world.

"Through a surname to return to the original, just wait for the name of the immortal. After all, I don't know how to produce results, how to live in this world, and listen to the next decomposition. ”

Listen to the next breakdown and end the second word.

In the afternoon, he continued to talk about the third word, the Monkey King searched for the country of Aolai, looking for suitable weapons, and finally went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to find the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, and then made friends with all kinds of demon kings and demon gods, tampered with the book of life and death in the netherworld, and caused the Jade Emperor to send Taibai Chang Gengxing to Zhao'an.

Continuing the fourth episode in the evening, the Monkey King's official title was Bi Ma Wen, but he thought that the official position was low, he hit the South Heavenly Gate, proclaimed himself the Monkey King, and was at ease, and the Jade Emperor sent Tota Li Tianwang to lead the giant spirit god and the third prince of Nezha to exterminate it, and it was still Tai Bai Xing who suggested that he should be added to have an official and accept his evil heart.

The startling wood sounded again, and Dugu Xinci's speech for the day was over.

"You are really the lawless Monkey King Sun Wukong" Feng Yuanyi sighed, but no, Sun Wukong was born and raised, the demon wolf Tianxing has no father and no mother, Sun Wukong Huaguo Mountain is happy and happy, and Dugu Xinci is also free in Gongchuan.

"Interesting, you, the Marquis of the Far East, are not small-minded, but you are thinking about the Monkey King?" The Queen Mother Dugu scolded with a smile.

"The word book is the word book, and it has nothing to do with it" Dugu Xinci was speechless, "You really know how to associate it, why don't you change the script tomorrow?" ”

The crowd is not followed.

"Monkey King is Monkey King, you speak well, just listen to it" The Queen Mother Dugu was also fascinated by it, and she didn't play mahjong for the past two days, and she urged her to speak.

The next stealing peach disturbed the peach feast of the queen mother, made a big fuss in the sky, and fought the holy Erlang Zhenjun, who was caught by Taishang Laojun and brought to the palace of Durate, put it into the alchemy furnace but refined it into a fiery eye, and finally attracted the Buddha to press under the Five Elements Mountain.

Everyone listened with great interest, applauded Sun Wukong's martial arts, gritted their teeth for Monkey King being captured, and was finally subdued to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Dugu Empress Dowager and Dugu Jialuo couldn't help but burst into tears.

"It's really obedient to tears, worried for the ancients" Dugu was kind and slanderous, but he was meticulous in his thoughts:

"Exactly—

The demon monkey boldly opposed the Heavenly Palace, but was ambushed by Rulai. Thirsty drink dissolves copper for years, hungry and iron bullet time.

Natural disasters have been tormented, and personnel are desolate and happy. If the hero is re-enacted, he will be a Buddha in the West.

Another poem says:

Fu Xiaohao is strong and prosperous, and the dragon and tiger are obedient. Stealing peaches and stealing wine to travel to Tianfu, and receiving the grace of Zheng Chengen in Yujing.

The evil is full of trapped beings, and the good roots are endless. Sure enough, he took off his hand, and waited for the Tang Dynasty to come out of the holy monk.

After all, I don't know what year and month I will go forward, Fang will be full of disasters, and listen to the next decomposition. ”

The crowd was frightened and woke up from a dream.

"You are a monkey, how can you let Sun Wukong be suppressed? It's about to change," the Queen Mother Dugu scolded angrily, and everyone around her also glared angrily.

"Do you like to listen or not" Dugu Xinci was speechless, and he didn't want to talk about it?

Another day, Dugu Xinci really stopped talking, and asked a few idle ladies in another village to help sew costumes, all of which were monster costumes, what tiger skin skirts, colorful shirts, gold armor and silver helmets were also made of bamboo strips, covered with white silk and ochre.

Dugu Xinci prepared with great interest, everyone was puzzled, knowing that Dugu Xinci led the big bear and a few friends in the lobby in the evening to dress up, and everyone was eye-opening.

It is still a rockery and a fake hole made of bamboo and wood, Dugu Xinci wears a long carved golden helmet, wears a bright golden helmet, carries a yellow wooden stick, puts his hand on a pergola, and mutters:

"Wearing gold armor and shining in gold, wearing a golden crown on his head.

Holding a golden hoop stick in his hand, his feet are commensurate with his cloud shoes.

A pair of strange eyes look like stars, and the ears are hard over the shoulder.

Standing up is a lot of change, and the voice is as loud as a bell chime.

The sharp mouth consults the teeth and the horse is warm, and the heart is high to be the Monkey King. ”

Win a round of applause.

Then Da Xiong played the giant spirit god, Ah Gou played Nezha, but Yu Zhi played Lei Gong, and Prince Stalin played the four heavenly kings with his entourage, and everyone laughed and laughed, all of which were interesting.

Everyone acted in a scene of making trouble in the sky, and each took turns to fight with Dugu Xinci, until Fujiwara Ma raised a woman and dressed up as a fairy, and the audience laughed so much that people turned their backs.

The Queen Mother Dugu pounded the back of the circle chair and laughed so much that tears came out. Dugu Jialuo laughed so much that he couldn't get up, Feng Yuanyi only gasped, and the hairpins and several people in Youyi Village who were watching laughed so much that they didn't care about etiquette.

Naturally, the role of the fairy was forced by Dugu Jialuo, Feng Yuanyi was the best candidate for Tai Bai Xing, and even the Queen Mother had to go to the role of the Queen Mother.

Everyone tossed in the middle of the night with great interest, determined their respective costumes and recitations, and Dugu Xinci decided to set up a stage to sing on the square of the ancient city ruins the next day, and invited people from another village and Beishan Workshop to watch.

The next day, the saint came unexpectedly again, this time bringing former Prime Minister Liang Guogong Yao Chong.

Dugu Xinci secretly muttered to the Dugu Emperor and the Queen of Heaven that he wanted to stop acting.

The queen mother hurriedly cheered him up, saying that he was on the field, who dared to make irresponsible remarks, and the dragon head staff was waiting.

In front of everyone's eyes, Dugu Xinci came on the field with trepidation.

He was thrown onto the stage by the big bear, rolled in the air a few times and landed on the ground, white shirt and tiger skin skirt, everyone who has heard Dugu Xinci's words know that this is the scene of the birth of the stone monkey, and the saint who does not know its meaning and General Pei, the Duke of Liang Guogong, also sees it strangely.

The opening exploration of the Water Curtain Cave, the apprenticeship of Dugu Xinci's performance of one eye and one board, the Bodhi Patriarch who plays the role is played by Zhongsun Liu, but also fairy wind bones, fluttering like immortals, winning greater applause than Dugu Xinci.

It wasn't until the official Feng Bi Ma Wen stole the peach to make trouble in the sky, and the Queen Mother of the Queen Mother Dugu appeared, that the saint frowned.

The Queen Mother dressed as the Queen Mother Dugu is very majestic, but unfortunately there is no dialogue.

The saint was relieved to see that the queen mother was smiling happily, and he didn't care much about the later titles such as the Monkey King.

Waiting for Dugu Xinci to struggle a few times with the rockery made of bamboo strips on his back, he finally crawled to the ground, and the whole performance ended.

Waiting for Dugu Xinci and the others to change back into their regular clothes to see the saint, Yao Chong, the Duke of Liang Guogong, preemptively laughed, "The Marquis of Far East is really the reincarnation of the monkey, and he is far away in Huaguo Mountain, and the city is boiling, do you still want to be a Monkey King?" ”

"Reversing black and white is the Liang Guogong Division?" Dugu Xinci sneered.

"You... Do you know that this is a hairpin? Still Monkey King making trouble in the sky? Do you think Chang'an is not lively enough? ”

"What is the danger of adding sin? Liang Guogong is blind? Didn't the Monkey King, who made a fuss in the sky and called himself the Monkey King, finally crushed under the Five Elements Mountain? This is a lesson, and unruly people will not end well."

"Okay, okay, Yan Tang has not been convicted for his words, what is the argument for a strange legend?" The saint hurriedly relieved the siege, knowing that since Dugu Xinci dared to perform, he had a backhand to prepare, so he was too lazy to entangle, and walked towards the Dugu Queen Mother with a smile, and the Queen Mother was still accusing a few people who played monkeys, such as A Dog Fujiwara, who did not perform the charm of the monkey.

"How did the saint have time to come to Gongchuan?" The Queen Mother Dugu pretended to see the saint.

"Eminem is quite free here," the saint laughed.

"Eat well, sleep well, play well, and have fun, naturally have a good time" The queen mother's eyes narrowed when she smiled, and poked Dugu Xinci with a cane, "How does this look?" ”

"Today, the Queen Mother is the best actor" Dugu Xinci complimented.

"Hmph, next time I will find a character with lines" The Queen Mother Dugu was not satisfied.

"Eminem just looks at it, why bother going on stage?" The saint was dissatisfied.

"Does the saint think that the old woman is embarrassed to come to power?" The queen mother also rushed to speak, perhaps under the influence of the Monkey King.

"Look at what Eminem said," the sage smiled wryly.

"Hmph, I like this kind of military drama very much, "The Queen Mother Dugu paused" and "I pity Tianxing, and come up with this kind of drama of entertaining relatives in colorful clothes"

Caiyi entertainment relatives come from the sage Lao Laizi's affairs, Lao Laizi filial piety to the second parent, seventy years old, the baby entertains himself, wears colorful clothes, tastes the pulp to the church, falls to the servant, because lying on the ground for the child's hoof, or make the black bird on the side of the parent.

What else can a saint say? Yao Chong was also speechless.

Xiangcheng incense swaddles. Try to remember Weng Sheng. Blessings are all added. Green sideburns and red face seventy-three. Zhilan is full of bricks. Compete for the colorful clothes hall to play. Endless longevity. The queen mother was drunk with nine xia.

(End of chapter)