3 Blood and Sword
The royal funeral began.
The Minister of Rites shouted, "Bring sacrifices!" ”
Row after row, 10,000 "alien captives" were brought in.
Why do I put a quotation mark? Because there is only one continent in the whole world, there is only one country in the continent, and there is only one nation in the country, which is written in the "King James Law" - then, what is "alien"?
Why do you ask so much! The law of the Ming Dynasty says that if the sacrifice is to kill the "foreign captive", then the "foreign captive" must be killed. Can the law be wrong?
These men and women were young men and women. They and their appearance are very high, which makes me feel so sorry and feel that I shouldn't be killed. But on second thought, should they be killed if they were old and ugly? When I think about it, I can't help but feel ashamed of my discrimination.
You think that every gift to God must be perfect and precious in order to show his sincerity! If you give your leftover chicken bones to God, can God bless you?! He went straight to disaster!
At this point, the captives walked towards the altar.
The sacrificial altar is a pyramid with a length and width of several tens of meters and a height of seven or eight meters. The pyramid is cleverly designed, with a huge head-cutting platform in the middle and a drainage ditch at the foot – well, a blood drain.
The head of the Divine Department shouted: "Divine Son, Ancestor, Great Fan, Great Dao!" Today, we offer sacrifices to bless my Ming Dynasty forever! Eternal life for crops and livestock! Pray that there will be no disease in the world! Seek harmony and happiness in the world! Pray that the sun, moon and stars will not fall! Pray that the universe will exist forever! ”
Beheading began.
One hundred executioners cut off their heads one by one, and after cutting off their heads, they let the audience taste them. The audience watched and scored.
The captives are as docile as little sheep, and the executioners are as dedicated as shepherd dogs.
How great! What harmony! What a sacrificial spirit! For the sake of the Ming Dynasty, for the sake of the royal family, the scholars, the commoners, and for the sake of the big self, they are willing to sacrifice the little self!
Just ask, is there anything more touching in the world?!
They are really the backbone of my Daming! If all the people of the world were like this, what a beautiful world it would be!
I saw the head rolling down like a ball! Ding Ding Dong! The big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate, just like the fairy music in the world!
All hundreds of thousands of subjects rejoice!
At this time, Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, and Shenjiao came to the center of the venue together, burning paper, praying, chanting scriptures, and casting spells to surpass the soul.
No matter what religion you believe, you can go to your heaven.
The emperor is really merciful, even if it is the soul of a foreign race, the emperor can't bear to let them not be reborn.
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Two hours later, the scene was cleared, and even the stone altar was carried away.
Below, there is an even more exciting program - the Great Gladiatorial Fight.
Ten thousand slaves were thrown in!
As I said, there are only three classes in my Ming Empire, the royal family, the scholars, the commoners, and even the untouchables, which is clearly written in the Ming law. But I have a few thousand slaves in front of me, right in front of me. Do not ask me what is going on, because when you ask, you are doubting the infallibility of the laws of the Ming Dynasty; And I, who was faithful, never doubted the infallibility and justice of the royal law.
These slaves were men, and—so handsome, they didn't look like scrawny slaves, but like those men in the masculine green house. Listen, I'm not gay, and even now I'm a eunuch I'm not gay - because I don't have time, and I think seriously all day. The reason I say they look like that kind of person is because, these people do look like that kind of person. They were covered in red oil, full of muscles from their cheeks to the soles of their feet, and they wore only bulging briefs.
So spectacular!
Much to look forward to!
Hurray!
Even the emperor couldn't help but stand up and cheer!
As a result, hundreds of thousands of people in the entire sacrificial ground began to cheer, and the ladies cheered even higher, and the crowd came in waves, shouting one after another.
Here I must confess frankly that I have no expressions or movements - I feel that I am so abnormal, that I cannot fit into this noble, righteous, sacred, great, glorious, and correct scene!
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The Emperor stood up!
Countless people cheered!
The Great Emperor Jump! Jump out of three feet high!
The Emperor raised his Heavenly Sword in the air!
The Heavenly Sword shines brightly in the midday sun!
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple!
The Emperor slowly drew his Heavenly Sword in the air!
Who can pull out the Heavenly Sword! Who is the chosen one!
Visible! My Emperor Honghua is indeed the chosen one!
Excalibur glows endlessly in the air!
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple!
The emperor fell like a divine revelation in the middle of ten thousand slaves!
But the slaves weren't easy to mess with! I saw the slaves flying like flies! Like mosquitoes! Like a flock of crows! Like flying sand! Like lightning! Like a meteorite!
The Emperor wields the Heavenly Sword!
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple!
Heaven and earth change color because of it!
The storm is raining!
The grass and trees withered!
The gods and ghosts sighed!
The earth trembled!
Mountains and rivers collapsed!
The planet is shattered!
The universe is annihilated!
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At last! In the entire battlefield, only my Emperor Honghua stands!
Great!
Great!
Great!
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Of course...... The previous paragraph is just my imagination.
I rubbed my eyes and watched as ten thousand slaves fought.
The slaves punched, kicked with their feet, and bit with their mouths. Here are biting their fingers, there are buttoning eyeballs, and there are strangulation of necks, twisting joints, kicking crotch, 10,000 people are like pigs in a pigsty huddled together, many people died in stampede accidents, many people are incontinent, and even people like me, who have never been embarrassed, are embarrassed!
If I were in charge of gladiatorial activities, I would definitely train them to perform better. First you have to give a passionate speech, then you have to take an oath of loyalty, and finally you have a fierce gladiatorial fight, and there must be a comedic effect when the gladiatorial fight has to be twists and turns, and of course, you must pre-designate the most handsome person as the champion. After he became the champion, he had to take hundreds of thousands of people to swear allegiance to the emperor......
- Suddenly, Emperor Zhu Honghua really pulled out the Heavenly Divine Sword!
It's true!
He really pulled out the Heavenly Sword!
But nothing seems to have happened...... I'm still expecting thunder from the sky...... If I were in charge, I would definitely do this effect......
The Emperor threw it domineeringly, throwing the Heavenly Sword towards the gladiatorial arena.
- However, the Heavenly Sword slammed into the crystal glass with a "snap......
Oh, it turns out that the emperor is watching from the glass box—what an embarrassment...... I was so embarrassed to look at it......
The imperial eunuch crouched down, picked up the Heavenly Sword, stood up, and opened the door—the door had been open for five minutes...... Hundreds of thousands of people watched as the eunuch opened the glass door for five minutes...... Finally, the eunuch threw his sword into the gladiatorial arena......
Wow! The Heavenly Sword is indeed the Heavenly Sword! Slash people with it! He hacked someone to death in one fell swoop! It was only then that I understood the good intentions of the imperial court's "Book of Forbidden Martial Arts". Just imagine, if I have four billion people in the Ming Dynasty with a kitchen knife, how many people will die! Therefore, the "kitchen knife real-name system" is completely reasonable and legal......
Now, the sword is circulating in the hands of different people, but each of its owners does not survive for more than ten seconds.
There are fewer and fewer 10,000 people, the fights are getting more and more exciting, and some people can jump five or six meters at once! More powerful than Dongfang Tian and Dongfang Qi! Ay! If you have this strength to test martial arts, what kind of slave should you be!
Now, 10,000 people have almost fallen, and there are corpses in the ground, and corpses are stacked on top of each other.
There were only a few people confronting each other above the mountain of corpses and the sea of blood.
The person in the center held the Heavenly Sword in his hand, and seven or eight people surrounded him.
The entire audience stood up and applauded, and the emperor couldn't help but stand up and encourage them.
Seven or eight men ran up and rushed to the sword-wielding man in the middle.
However, no one could see what it was—well, I didn't see it anyway—and there seemed to be a whirlwind in the middle, and after the whirlwind, the heads of seven or eight people were gone, except for the one in the middle, still holding the Heavenly Sword.
He stood there, sword in hand, sword pointing down, blood dripping.
He is red all over, except for his eyes, which are white and black.
Hundreds of thousands of people cheered.
He was looking at the Emperor.
Everyone was looking at the emperor.
The emperor gave him a thumbs up. This means that the emperor liked him very much, and the merciful emperor pardoned him. According to the custom, if the emperor pardons him, he will be loyal to the emperor and become a general of the imperial army!
The emperor is great!
Faithful subjects!
Hundreds of thousands of people cheered even louder: "The benevolent are invincible!" The benevolent are invincible! The benevolent are invincible! ”
Loyal subjects!
Merciful Emperor!