Chapter 52: The Unlucky Cold Food Post

readx; "Since I came to Shuzhong, I have passed three cold foods, and I want to cherish spring every year, and I can't regret spring when I go. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info This year has been bitter rain, and the autumn is bleak in February. Lying and smelling begonia flowers, mud swallow branch snow. Secretly stealing it, the middle of the night is really powerful. He Shu is a young man, and his illness has been white. ”

The spring river wants to enter the house, and the rain is coming. The hut is like a fishing boat, misty in the clouds. Cook cold vegetables in the air, and burn wet reeds in the stove. That knows that it is cold food, but see black paper. The monarch's gate is nine deep, and the tomb is thousands of miles. I also want to cry and be poor, and I can't afford to blow the ashes."

Su Shi looked at the "Cold Food Post" handed to him by Mr. scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and didn't know what to say, in the dark he felt that this poem seemed to be very familiar with himself, but he couldn't say anything, because the mode of word choice and sentence formation in this poem was very similar to himself, and the poems made by Mr. were often atmospheric, such as "Man Jianghong" such as "Breaking the Array" and now the appearance of this "Cold Food Post" made him find that Mr.'s knowledge seemed to have improved again, which made him a little ashamed, because in addition to traveling in the mountains and rivers to accompany his wife in the past two years, There seems to be no progress in learning.

"Mr. said that he was too miserable, even if the Yun family is not the richest man in the Great Song Dynasty, it can definitely be regarded as a wealthy family, why do you use sentences like "empty cooking cold vegetables, broken stove burning wet reeds" to chill yourself. ”

Yun Zheng looked at Su Shi with a smile and said, "Don't you think this poem is very similar to your husband and my situation?" was left in Shu for three years and ignored, my dignified general is not even as good as a general, and now everyone is running to bully me.

Pang Ji, Han Qi, the queen, they just bullied me, after all, I can't afford to provoke people with high and powerful positions, and now the army has killed a few monks in the war, is it a violation of heaven?

Thousands of miles of blood flowed under the smoke of the soldiers. Either you die or I live in the enemy-occupied area, do you watch those monks kill my siblings, but do not allow my subordinates to kill the monks? What is the rationale for this?

If it was a few years ago, even if I killed 10,000 monks on the battlefield, I would have my own court to distinguish and worry for me. Now that I'm just being belittled in Shuzhong, those people want to beat me this broken drum, who called me belittled? Who told me to be impeached with my life? I admit all of this, and when I am unlucky, am I not allowed to howl twice? ”

Su Shi took a look at the song "Cold Food Post" again, and his fat face wrinkled into a rag and said: "But isn't it a little shameless to say that you are so miserable?" In particular, "Junmen is deep and nine-fold." The grave is thousands of miles. I also want to cry and be poor, and I can't afford to blow the ashes" This sentence makes people's teeth sour. ”

Yun Zheng looked at Su Shi strangely and said, "You don't like this "Cold Food Post"? ”

Su Shi shook his head decisively and said: "I don't like it, I don't like it at all, this is something that can only be written by people who are extremely unlucky, and it is not suitable for you at all."

You have been banished to the Frontier Lands. But Doushaguan is your hometown, even if it is a bitter cold place, it is a happy event for you, and it is a happy event to have the opportunity to return to your hometown when you come out to be an official, which is countless times better than the situation of "leaving home and returning to the eldest child".

Besides, it's not an exaggeration to say that you cover the sky with one hand in Dousha Pass, right? The king of faith will take refuge in you when he goes to you, and no one believes the situation in your poem. ”

Yun Zheng nodded and said, "It's really a bit shameless to say this kind of lamentation, so I decided to put the source of this poem on your head." In this way, if others are to scold shamelessly. I can only scold you. ”

"Huh?"

"Ahhhh This poem itself was written by you, can't Mr. use it to express his miserable situation?

In these years, only crying children have milk, and I always have a dead face. The great pressure rests on the shoulders, obviously the waist is broken, and he gritted his teeth and said small things, like this, others think that I am capable, and I can bear any kind of pressure, and people don't put the burden on your husband, who will they press?

Li Chang had already taught me countless lessons, and he took me to see two donkeys in the donkey pen where the mill was pulled, and one yelled as soon as it was put on the mill. A stupid light knows how to bow his head and grind, you talk about it. If you were the owner of the mill, would you like to use that donkey? ”

"It must be the one who doesn't bark, but sir. I'm afraid that a donkey who doesn't work won't live long, right? Su Shi's mind was already messed up.

Yun Zheng smiled: "As long as the donkey that can pull and grind is alive, he can live, and only when the donkey that can pull and grind can't be pulled, he will be in danger."

In short, it is not possible to call without working, and it is not advisable to know that the donkey that bows its head and grinds without calling, so ah, you and I have now figured out that we are ready to call while grinding, which is the golden mean. ”

"The golden mean is good, why do you want to use the name of the disciple, your own name is a hundred times more effective than the disciple's.

Otherwise, Yun Er, and Xiao Zhe's reputation is not bad......"

Yun Zheng slapped Su Shi on the head again and said, "If there is something to do, the disciple will obey him, have you ever heard of this sentence?" A good poem is a great good thing on your head, and you are not willing to do it'

Su Shi jumped up and shouted: "I can also write good poems, I don't need to take my husband's poems to the top, and besides, your poem is extremely disgusting, and you don't have good intentions, once the people of the world think that you have been wronged by those bald donkeys, you will spontaneously look down on the monks, and then you will use a dozen goldfinch birds to buy the monks who are useful to you, and finally let the monks fight by themselves, and you will reap the benefits of the fisherman." It's too dangerous. ”

Yun Zheng shook his head with a smile and said: "The goldfinch bird is the state fund, no one will give it except to the treasury, sir, I will let those monks secretly take a look at it at most, as for how to do it is the emperor's business, I have already told Your Majesty that the reason why you must get the goldfinch is because this thing can eliminate disasters and solve problems, and placing this thing on the top of the emperor's bedroom has the effect of inviolating all evils." ”

Su Shi was stunned for a moment and said, "What about the others?" You've got eleven Goldfinches. ”

Yun Zheng said with a smile: "Naturally, the imperial court will come forward to make one of the top ten Zen sects in the world and buy people's hearts, so who will have the time to trouble me?" ”

Su Shi smiled bitterly: "Sure enough, it is a sea of 100,000 gold, and the good people who crossed it returned!" In this case, there are probably no good people, and all the evil people come. Sir, you're safe, but the temples of the world, are there any Ansheng? ”

"What's the matter with me?" Yun Zheng sat on the chair and drank tea happily and said: "Liang Ji is dead, the reason why they are embarrassed for Liang Ji is that they have made up their minds that I will protect Liang Ji to the death?" I'm not dead, what else can they say about me? ”

Su Shi sighed and said, "The student has been with the Buddha Yin monk for a long time, and his heart has softened unconsciously. The person is not bad, he is a wonderful person. ”

"Buddha seal? Is that the Jinzhou Gongsheng who was harmed by you and became a monk? Did he really go to become a monk? You're a lot of harm. ”

Yun Zheng heard Su Shi talk about Buddha Yin, there was an irrepressible smile on his face, if Buddha Yin really became a monk, Buddha Yin was really miserable by Su Shi.

Su Shi looked at Mr. Yu and said with a wry smile: "When the disciple returned to Tokyo, he entered the Si Tian Jian as an official, and the year before last, there was a great drought, and His Royal Highness the Prince ordered me to write the "Prayer for Rain" to prepare to go to the Great Xiangguo Temple to pray for rain, it was Lin Foyin himself who said that he planned to see what the future monarch was like, and I had to arrange him into the eunuch group.

Who knew that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince took a fancy to Lin Foyin at a glance, not to say that it was a pity for him to be a eunuch, so he gave him the name Yuan on the spot, gave him a collar of purple robes, a gold bowl, and a sheepskin to shave as a monk in front of the emperor.

At that time, the disciple felt ashamed, but praying for rain is a national ceremony that cannot be interfered with, and it is reasonable for the prince to do good instead of His Majesty.

Whoever told him to go and offer tea to the prince in order to see the prince's face clearly, this is self-inflicted and cannot live. ”

Yun Zheng laughed twice and said, "Lin Foyin didn't complain about you? ”

Su Shi laughed and said: "If he is a true waiter, he has received many rewards, wouldn't it be a rare encounter through the ages, and he will definitely be overjoyed." But the Buddha Yin originally went to Beijing to take the exam, and he really expected the title of the gold list to make meritorious contributions, how could he be willing to become a monk? Of course there are complaints, tears rained down when I shaved my hair, and I was sad when I saw it. But the king's order is difficult to disobey, whether it is still me, how dare he say that he is a fake waiter, and he does not want to be a monk? Even if I was very unhappy in my heart, but for a while, out of helplessness, I had to fake the show and kowtow to thank you.

The worst thing is Pang Ji, he clearly saw that the Buddha seal was not a eunuch on the side, but he didn't tell the prince who had nothing to do, and he glared at me, and I was not allowed to say it. ”

Yun Zheng shook his head and said: "It's my words, I don't allow you to say it, you can only carry the trouble caused by your idle eggs, although praying for rain is useless, it is also a national matter, what is the fate of one or two people." ”

Yun Zheng saw the uncertain expression on Su Shi's face, knew what he was thinking, stood up and said: "Since you recommended the Buddha seal to me, I will hand over the matter of the golden-winged bird to him to do, fortunately, he has entered the Buddha gate, but in his heart he is my Confucian disciple, it is reasonable to leave this matter to him, and it can be regarded as a favor for you, raise the Buddha seal." ”

Su Shi's face changed suddenly, and he invited Mr. to go to the front cabin for dinner with a dazzled smile, and Zhao Yingchun and the others had been waiting for a long time.

Coming to the front cabin, Yun Zheng took Su Shi's eldest son Su Mai from Zhao Yingchun's hand, took a closer look at the child, praised the child, and untied his portable jade pendant from his waist and put it in the child's swaddling clothes.

Su Shi knew that since Mr. was willing to give the child a jade pendant, he regarded him as his real junior, and he recognized that this child could learn the arithmetic knowledge of the Yun family, as for Mr. If he had to put the unpopular "Cold Food Post" on himself, it would be nothing, anyway, his reputation was bad enough, and it didn't matter if there was one more.

(To be continued)

PS: Chapter one

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