Bullets are whistling, beauties are screaming, beasts are playing soy sauce, and immortals are really fucked.

A certain third-rate immortal Ping Pong shot two boxes of bullets, but he didn't even hurt a single bear hair, so you can imagine how smelly someone's marksmanship is.

But someone himself didn't think so, and for his shaved head, he completely attributed it to the fact that the sand eagle in his hand was not good. But this guy doesn't look at it, he imitates the sassy shooting posture of heroes from all walks of life in Hollywood blockbusters, and he fires both guns at the same time without aiming, so it's strange that he can hit.

However, someone's two-knife marksmanship was not completely useless, at least his frantic pouring of bullets finally diverted the attention of a certain beast and completely pulled the hatred on himself. So a large wild animal resolutely gave up continuing to flirt with beautiful women, and instead ran to a certain third-rate immortal, apparently planning to slap this bastard who disturbed his good things to death.

But then again, the marksmanship of the third-rate immortal is a little stinky, but the hand-to-hand combat ability is really powerful, even mighty and domineering. At least that's what Victoria, who was watching from the sidelines, thought. Seriously, she felt like her eyes were going to fall out.

When a certain bear split Huashan with an extremely atmospheric force, he was ready to kill a certain man in one move. A man easily put his small tender hand on it, which was extremely disproportionate to the bear's paw. At that moment, the onlookers closed their eyes in shock, thinking that the next scene would be an out-and-out third-level bloody violence film, and it was estimated that a certain man would be killed by a certain bear OOXX.

However, in the gap between her fingers, the beauty suddenly became messy in the wind. The expected OOXX scenario did happen, but the attackers and receivers dropped one by one. The mighty and domineering black bear was thrown to the ground by a man directly over the shoulder, and the moment it landed, Victoria seemed to feel that the earth was trembling.

The poor black bear was thrown and ate, and before the poor beast could recover from the state of Venus, he was crushed by someone under the crotch, and the raining fist fell like a hammer, and at first the beast tried to resist, but soon it found that its life was a coffee table, and it met the wrong person at the wrong time and in the wrong place, and the result was a cup and a cutlery.

The poor black bear seemed to be a little daughter-in-law who had been wheeled by more than a dozen big men, and there were tears in her little eyes, so she had to bite her claws and bear it silently. On the contrary, a man riding on its neck felt very happy, as if he was beating him after graduating from kindergarten, the first time he won the PK victory in the world outside the online game, to be honest, it was really cool!

"Andre, the bear is so pitiful, can you stop?" The beautiful woman persuaded timidly on the side.

Bears are so pathetic?

A certain third-rate immortal suddenly became furious, Nima, which side is your ass sitting on. Brother is to help you vent your anger, okay? Why is it that in the end, Brother Li and Wai are not human?

The indignant third-rate immortal gave the black bear two more blows, and the poor bear couldn't help it, and howled miserably twice. At this time, a certain man realized that the tearful black bear probably seemed to be a little pitiful.

The poor beast had almost torn off a layer of dirt, and its big head, full of bags, had been buried deep in the pit, and there were traces of struggle everywhere, indeed like a protected animal that had been abused.

"It's useless!" A certain third-rate immortal snorted disdainfully, "Let me see you next time, and pick your skin to make a coat!" ”

The poor black bear seemed to understand someone's threat, and quickly whined twice, as if to say that I would never dare again.

Someone felt very embarrassed, raised his foot and gave the bear a buttocks, and scolded: "That's not going to get out of here, a shameful thing!" ”

The black bear suddenly nodded vigorously as if he had been pardoned, and was ready to flash with his legs. But the unforgiving reality immediately shattered its good dreams. …,

"Just let it go? What a pity! Victoria no longer had the panic and love of the first to be overwhelmed, and circled around the black bear, commenting: "Look at this fur, look at this physique, it's worth a lot of money to sell to the circus, right?" ”

A certain third-rate immortal immediately reacted, it seems that the bear is a treasure all over! Bear skin is a high-grade fur, bear paw is a precious ingredient, well, there is also bear bile, isn't it popular to take bile from live bears in later generations, by the way, there is also a bear whip!

Li Xiaofeng scratched his head, it seems that the bear whip is not as powerful as the tiger whip, right? Besides, my brother is an immortal, not to mention that the golden gun will not fall nine times in one night, and you don't need to rely on external force to get a mortal woman!

Besides, even if the bear is full of treasures, how many parts can a bear have? It's not worth a lot of money, but it's easy to ruin your reputation. If you let future generations mention it, they grit their teeth and scold so-and-so one by one for seeing that the eyes of money are full of copper smell, and even doing things like taking bile from live bears to give birth to a son without asshole, it is not a panic.

Based on this, a man immediately gave up the idea of cutting the black bear into eight pieces: "A bear can be worth a few dollars, it's not interesting!" ”

But a certain beauty didn't see it that way, she patted the black bear's ass with high interest and said, "You don't want it, I want it!" I've wanted to have a bear as a pet for a long time, but I haven't had the opportunity to ......."

A certain beauty is tired of playing with a teddy bear, and she is ready to raise her head to live, but her words reminded a certain third-rate immortal - it seems that raising a bear as a pet is very popular! Think about the tasteless ones in the future generations who are just playing with Tibetan mastiffs, why don't you lead the bear out of the corner to walk when the time comes, and scare you dogs to death!

"You're right!" For the first time, a man agreed with Victoria's words, he happily patted the black bear's head, and said with a smile: "You will be my pet from today onwards, what should you choose a name?" Well, looking at your black skin and useless virtues, let's call Xiao Erhei! ”

"That's not a good name at all! How can you call Xiao Erhei! Victoria immediately expressed her dissatisfaction, after all, raising a bear as a pet was the first thing she thought of, and she took it for granted that the ownership belonged to her, completely forgetting that it was a certain man who subdued the black bear.

Li Xiaofeng did not back down and said: "My surrendered pet, what name is my freedom to think of!" ”

"Obviously I came up with the idea!" The beauty immediately jumped to her feet.

"What about your idea! The ownership is mine! ”

"This is Nokia's forest farm, and this bear is rightfully Nokia's property! My family is a shareholder in Nokia, and of course it is mine! ”

"Funny! How do you know that it lives in a forest farm, and it is just passing by to forage for food! ”

"I don't care, as long as it appears in the forest farm, it's mine!"

"Yours?" Li Xiaofeng sneered, "If you have the ability, you can leave it!" ”

After arguing for so long, Li Xiaofeng only said the last sentence on the point, no one dares to say that he can capture an adult male bear alive? Obviously, Victoria also realized the crux of the problem, without Li Xiaofeng, let alone raising this bear as a pet, it is estimated that she is more likely to become a black bear to poop.

"You will be yours!" Victoria could only swallow her anger, "But you have to lend me a few days!" ”

Li Xiaofeng has no opinion on this, anyway, as long as the ownership is his, he will lend it out, and he can save some rations anyway.

A certain man and a certain woman are satisfied, and the only one who is dissatisfied is a certain bear, this man and a woman completely ignore its existence, and decide its fate without authorization, and it is very dissatisfied with this arrangement!

"Whew...... "It decided to show its existence.......

It was greeted by a kick in the face, and Li Xiaofeng scolded very unhappily: "What are you calling blindly, if you call Lao Tzu again, I will kill you!" ”…,

The poor black bear whimpered, and suddenly turned its unyielding heart into tears, it never thought that human beings were so cruel, the conscience of heaven and earth, today it has just woken up from hibernation, but it is not angry that a certain woman defecates in her territory, and comes out to scare and scare her, so that she remembers to pay attention to public health. It never expected that such an innocuous and justified action would trap itself.

But there is absolutely no regret medicine to take in this world, no matter how reluctant it is, it can only accept the fate of being enslaved. Especially after Li Xiaofeng casually hit a fairy power in its body, unless it died, no matter where it fled, it would be found by Li Xiaofeng.

Unlucky black bear, no! The unlucky little Erhei was just a small episode, and a certain man then signed a lease contract very happily, announcing that this nameless forest farm on the shore of Lake Ladoga has since become EO's first base and initial training ground.

Since then, elite soldiers of all colors have continued to travel from here to all parts of the world, rushing to the forefront of the battle for the liberation of all mankind. Of course, they will never forget everything in the training ground, especially the chubby big black bear named Xiao Erhei, who eats and waits for death all day long, and with it, the difficult training time is not so painful......

Of course, all this is an afterthought, if you want to build the first base of EO company, there are still many difficulties, the first is the problem of food and accommodation, food is okay, Li Xiaofeng can buy it directly from the cornucopia, the only thing that makes him scratch his head is where do these 3,000 people live?

There are only a few small huts in the forest farm, and it is a problem to use them in the warehouse, let alone accommodation, so a certain man had to buy a large number of tents for emergency purposes, and when the first batch of fifty tents and enough rice and white flour for three thousand people to eat for ten days were piled up in the warehouse, the red sun father-in-law slowly raised his head from the water antenna again - a new day has arrived!

Li Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes full of, stretched his waist beautifully, looked at Xiao Erhei, who was sleeping and snoring and snoring, kicked the goods, and ordered: "I will go into the city to do business, take care of these grains, and don't let others ......move around."

Xiao Erhei whined, as if he was giving advice.

Li Xiaofeng frowned and said: "Other animals can't do it, and besides, you are not allowed to steal the food in the warehouse, anyway, if there is a little less, I will clean you up!" ”

Xiao Erhei suddenly screamed, and he wanted the horses to run fast, and he wanted the horses to eat less, with such a master, the future was really dark!