This change of dynasty can be called peaceful, but there are some minor flaws.

On January 1, the first year of the reign of the Communist Party, Shandong rebelled against several counties on the grounds that "how can there be no emperor in the world?" The imperial court sent people to appease them, and also showed them the Zen book of the Ming Dynasty, but they said: "How can there be no emperor in the world?" The people of our county strongly demand that Qian Zhaoding be the emperor! "The two sides didn't know what to think and how to do it, and after a few battles, several counties were destroyed.

The world is at peace.

There are 4 billion people in the world, and everyone is educated every day to be "monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, and sons", and everyone also behaves as "monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, sons", but one day suddenly the emperor changed his surname, and one day suddenly even the emperor was gone, and everyone was not surprised at all, as if nothing had happened, as if everything was normal!

What's going on? Why?

I think the purpose of education is not to make you believe anything, but to make you believe nothing. Even if the court is educating you to believe in something, it is also teaching you not to believe in anything.

For them, whether you believe in false beliefs, or you don't believe in anything, it is useful for them. They may even think that if the people of the world are turned into stone, this is the most successful education.

However, there are some exceptions – like my mother.

I used to think that my mother was very stupid, and she talked about "monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, and sons" every day, and nagged the emperor every day to kill Qian Zhaoding (I spent a long time explaining to her that the imperial family Zhu Zhaoding had become the scholar Qian Zhaoding).

But now, Qian Zhao has become the nominal Nominal First Scholar and the actual emperor, and she still wants to nag and kill him to avenge the Chen family in Qicheng, Shandong.

I said to her, "Qian Zhaoding is the first clan, the boss of the day, and the emperor." ”

My mother said, "Then you have to kill too!" ”

I wondered what she would do if Qian Zhaoding really became the emperor? I told her the idea.

The mother thought for a while and said, "That's the fake emperor!" The fake emperor is naturally not the emperor, he should be killed! ”

I gave my mother a thumbs up, I like this kind of self-consistent logic, and my mother can completely distinguish the difference between "self-title", "real thing", "real sign", "name" and "concept" - although she doesn't know a word.

She is much smarter than four billion people.

Although her faith is wrong, it is good to have faith.

Of course, I can't fall out with Qian Zhaoding, I can't beat him, and I have no enmity with him.

Although I call myself the Chen family of Qicheng, Shandong, I know that it is "self-proclaimed", so I don't care about the destruction of your Chen family.

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It is said that the general trend of the world, and for a long time, there will be chaos, and for a long time, there will be chaos, and for a long time, there will be chaos, and for a long time, there will be chaos, and for a long time, there will be chaos, and for a long time, there will be peace......

Everyone is idle, and there will definitely be chaos.

But this time it was a bit too messy.

Eunuchs, beggars, and private gangs are almost openly criminal.

The eunuchs abducted and deceived the gangs, and the beggars stole and robbed. In the past, their upper class lived on court grants, and the lower class fended for themselves; Now, the court is so poor that it can't support itself, how can I care about you? As a result, the eunuchs and beggars began to do some illegal things, and after tasting the sweetness, they became bigger and bigger, and some of them had already done it with the government.

As for the private gangs, the more they make money, the more they want to make money, the greater their ambitions, and the more arrogant their behavior becomes. They have evolved from buying and selling oil, salt, sauce and vinegar to buying and selling guns and ammunition!

That's not bad, a large number of bandits have appeared!

It's because the hukou system has collapsed. People casually go out of villages, townships, counties, and even provinces. Once a person has insight, it is difficult to control it; Once it can't be controlled, it means that everything is out of control; Once out of control, it gets more and more out of control.

They are like poisonous insects of the Five Poison Sect, devouring each other, and what remains is always the fiercest, worst, most powerful, and most difficult to control. Now, it is no longer news that villages and townships have been ransacked, some county offices have been robbed, and county magistrates have been beheaded.

Even martial arts decency is not immune.

It is said that tens of thousands of bandits besieged Huashan, and if Huashan had not set fire to the mountain, I am afraid that it would have been destroyed.

There are also people in Shaolin and Wudang who kick the hall, and I don't know the following.

The Kunlun faction was more unlucky, and was wiped out by the slave general Li Hongguang with his troops, and I don't know why.

Also, it is said that Emei and Qingcheng in Sichuan are at war, and I don't know why, the people in the tavern said that the head of Qingcheng made the head of Emei pregnant, so the two sides fought - of course no one believes it, and I don't believe it, I just said the rumors for everyone to criticize, don't go around saying it.

When Jin Yiwei saw these things, his heart was excited. What they usually like to fight most is the gangsters who think they are in the rivers and lakes, and what they are most afraid of is fighting with regular rebels.

For example, the Liaodong Army captured a county in Hebei, and Jinyiwei was of course too frightened to move; And a gang of horse thieves robbed a village, and they immediately ran tens of thousands of people, killed the horse thieves and villagers, and robbed the stolen goods.

Yang Mingyang said to Lu Chengzhi: "You guys are too much! Kill if you catch it alive? Also, if you catch a horse thief, you catch a horse thief, why do you kill the villagers? ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Why can't the horse thief be killed?" We suspect that some villagers are colluding with horse thieves, why can't they be killed? ”

Yang Mingyang: "Before they are confirmed, they are innocent!" If you arrest someone, you will arrest someone, and I will condemn them! ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Convict you of a crime!" Boss Qian said: 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.' We would rather kill 10,000 people by mistake than spare one. ”

Yang Mingyang: "You're wrong! Do you understand the law? On the contrary, the law is: It is better to spare ten thousand than to kill one by mistake. What authority does the law have when one person is wrongly killed? ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Less garlic!" Have you killed fewer people? How many did you kill those who sold abortion pills and birth control pills? How many did you kill in the Second Survival Division? ”

Yang Mingyang: "Because they have broken the law, and the evidence is conclusive, and they confess." ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Why didn't you kill it before?" Kill when you come to power? ”

Yang Mingyang: "I killed because of the law!" ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Then why don't you kill now?" ”

Yang Mingyang: "Because now the law has changed!" ”

Lu Chengzhi: "That means that the law at that time was wrong. ”

Yang Mingyang: "There is no right or wrong law! Only the old and the new! Even if it is wrong, it must be executed wrongly. If you're doing it well, how do you know it's wrong? How do I modify it? ”

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They were arguing there, money yawning, people yawning.

I said to Zhao Yuyang beside me: "You see, they are more graceful in their debates. If it were you, if it was someone else, you would have scolded each other for being a 'traitor' and a traitor. Oh yes, it's called 'complicity' now. ”

Zhao Yuyang said: "That's because I never debate, I don't believe anything." It's wrong if it's not like me, I don't care what your reason is. ”

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Qian Zhaoding clapped his hands impatiently and said, "Enough, don't argue." Lu Chengzhi, you go and get this done and kill all the bandits. ”

Yang Mingyang: "I think this matter has to be done by the Criminal Department." ”

Qian Zhaoding: "The Criminal Department wants to spend money, where is the money now?" ”

Yang Mingyang: "But ......"

Qian Zhaoding interrupted him and said to everyone: "Now the world is peaceful, except for the Central Plains." Only Luoyang in the Central Plains is loyal to me to govern the dynasty, and other counties dare to stand on their own! Now I declare that whoever occupies the Central Plains will be his, forever. Which of you will be loyal to your country? ”

The scholars are very good, and the mentally handicapped are deceived by you. Can you take it, and you let someone else go? Who is going to do all this foolish thing for you? Everyone stood still and did not speak.

Qian Zhaoding said to Lu Chengzhi: "You go and wipe out those gangs and cults." ”

Ha ha! These are fun. These gangs in the Central Plains have been mixed up for five or six years, and they are even more difficult to fight than the regular army. At the beginning, Zhao Zhengbao, Daming, and Dahan were not completely occupied, and he could beat a brocade guard?

Lu Chengzhi's face was a little unhappy. He looked at the gloating people around him and said, "Zhao Yuyang's army has always occupied Luoyang, why didn't he go to the Central Plains?" ”

Zhao Yuyang stood up and said, "You will stay and make meritorious contributions." ”

He said to Qian Zhaoding: "I will definitely help him, please let Master Lu rest assured to set off." ”

Lu Chengzhi was about to speak, but Qian Zhaoding waved his hand: "That's it!" Retreat! ”

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Poor Lu Chengzhi took the lead to attack the Central Plains with millions of brocade guards.

It's just a joke, the brocade guards used to catch thieves go to siege the city? I wonder if Qian Zhaoding deliberately consumes Jinyiwei? But it's not like ah, because he has been increasing the number of brocade guards, from hundreds of thousands to millions.

However, Lu Chengzhi is worthy of being born in the emperor, and he is also powerful, so it took him a month to occupy Kaifeng.

The Jinyi Guards suffered extremely heavy losses, and the defenders of Luoyang did not help at all. A large number of twists and turns flew to Chang'an, but they were all detained by Zhao Yuyang.

One day, people were chatting casually in Weiyang Palace, and suddenly Lu Chengzhi rushed over angrily.

Qian Zhao of the first scholar clan on the dragon chair was determined: "Wow, Lu Chengzhi! You're doing a good job of taking Kaifeng so quickly. ”

Lu Chengzhi: "Why didn't anyone help me?" Do you know how many people I died in Kaifeng? ”

Qian Zhaoding: "Why didn't I help you?" I've given you all the power, you can do whatever you want, isn't this called helping? What are the dead, we don't have much else, but there are many people. ”

Lu Chengzhi glanced at the people and said, "This is not an ordinary gang rebellion at all!" I suspect the whole world is working against us! I besieged Kaifeng, and all the sects in the world sent people to beat me! All the major factions in the world! ”

The people laughed in disbelief. Do you think it's a martial arts conference, and it's "the world's major gangs"?

Qian Zhaoding: "You said that a certain gang is coming to make trouble, I believe it." 'All the major sects in the world'? How is this possible, each of their sects is the enemy of all sects. 'Divide and rule', this is the strategy of the imperial court. Are you dazzled? ”

People laughed.

Lv Chengzhi: "Really! We have arrested a lot of people, and many of them are decent martial artists. They said that a few days ago, someone went to kick the hall, killed the head of the house, made the head of the house himself, and then made the entire sect an enemy of the imperial court. ”

Qian Zhaoding's face was a little serious: "Who are those people?" What's the matter? Killed all the bosses? ”

Lu Chengzhi: "They said that those people were pale, like ghosts, and they acted as fast as ghosts, they couldn't see clearly, and they killed the head of the house in one second......"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qian Zhaoding slapped the dragon chair hard!

People were shocked, but I was the one who was most frightened.

Qian Zhaoding yelled at me: "Chen Ju! How's that for you? ”

The hundreds of people in the main hall all looked at me.

, I'm the center again.

I hurriedly said, "Your Excellency is wise, and your Excellency will find it at once." I've been looking here for so many days, and I don't have a clue......"

Qian Zhaoding stepped down from the stage and shouted at me: "You liar, I knew that they were wanted criminals back then!" You're lying to me! Now, you go and get them! Get out of Chang'an with your army and capture them all! If you can't catch it, I want you to look good, and Sichuan can't spare you! ”

People are all confused and don't know which play we are playing.

Qian Zhaoding turned to Lu Chengzhi and said, "You are the commander of Jinyiwei, and the security of the world is under your control." You and Chen Ju, the two of you will destroy all the major sects in the rivers and lakes! ”

Qian Zhaoding said viciously: "What are the rivers and lakes? Nothing more than bandits! I want them to know that the court is the real bandits! If the court can arrest you once, it can arrest you a second time! ”

People were all puzzled, but Qian Zhaoding waved his hand: "Retreat!" ”