1.43 Ximen Qing plays Chen Economy
Before the laughter fell, Ximenqing had already crashed in, and when he saw that the house was messy, it seemed like a scene that was about to move, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
Chen Jingye hurriedly led the family members to meet him, and invited Ximenqing to sit down on a chair, Ximenqing pretended to be stupid: "Virtuous son-in-law!" What do you mean by that? ”
As soon as I heard Ximenqing call the word "virtuous son-in-law" so closely, Chen Economy couldn't help but shudder, and said that although my father-in-law has treated me well these days, because my daughter and I are not married, or secretly remember Li Jiaoer's hatred, so I only call it "Chen Xiaoguan'er" in my words, but how can I call "virtuous son-in-law" today? There must be deception here!
His mind was racing, but he looked respectful on his face, and he lowered his hand and said, "It's good to teach the father-in-law to know." When the son-in-law heard that his father-in-law was in decline, he was grief-stricken, so he rushed from Tokyo to Qinghe to pay tribute to his filial piety, but who knew that it was a big misunderstanding. The son-in-law has been bothering in the house these days, and the father-in-law is very warm. But before I left, my father gave me a strict reprimand, telling me to go home at once when I was done, and not to delay any time, so I packed my belongings and prepared to leave my father-in-law tomorrow and return to Tokyo. ”
Ximen Qing shook his hand and sighed: "How did you say this?" If the virtuous son-in-law leaves like this, won't the Chen family blame me for not being well treated by Ximen Qing? Words and lines, never mention it again! Besides, if you let you go like this, wouldn't it be a great joy? ”
Speaking of which, a smile appeared on Ximenqing's face, but unfortunately this smile was too reluctant, and the fake could be seen from ten miles away.
Chen Economy was a well-behaved person, and when he saw it, he was even more suspicious in his heart, so he asked: "My father-in-law keeps saying that I have a happy event, but I don't know where this joy comes from?" ”
Ximen Qing daxiao patted Chen Jingye on the shoulder, but it was a pity that he had not practiced the transformation of bones, otherwise Chen Jingye would definitely die. While patting, he smiled and said: "You keep calling me father-in-law, it can be seen that you are a good boy who is filial, how can I Ximenqing let you call in vain?" Therefore, I am instructing my family to prepare, either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and make your marriage with my daughter lively! Son-in-law, you say, isn't this a great joy? hahahaha……”
Chen Economy had been patted by Ximen Qing to bend his back, but he could only endure the pain of Wuding Kaishan and laugh there, at this time when he heard this "happy event", he was only shocked that his soul was scattered, and he had broken through the blockade of Ximen Qing's five fingers and jumped up, so that he could refresh the men's high jump record in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Ximenqing withdrew his hand, and said half-joyed and half-disgusted: "You kid, but you don't have a little calm, as soon as you hear that you want to get married, you jump up with joy!" With such self-cultivation, how can you be assured that you can handle great things? ”
Chen Jingye had already secretly complained like a pearl price, and just said in his heart: "Your son is jumping with joy!" Yes! Wrong! I'm nominally his son-in-law, and I'm half a son! It should be said that it was you who jumped with joy! ”
In a flash of inspiration, everything has been suddenly realized. Ximenqing must have seen that the snake scales on his daughter's face couldn't fade, and he panicked for a while, and at this time, he happened to be an unlucky guy who ran to Qinghe to hang his filial piety, so what else did he say? Hurry up and three is not worth two, so I want to push his snake spirit daughter into his arms. As long as he marries into the Chen family, the burden on Ximenqing's shoulders will naturally be easily and cleanly, even if he asks for a doctor's medicine, it will also cost my Chen family's capital, he Ximenqing will stand by and watch, and he will be happy to watch jokes!
Chen Jingye secretly gritted his teeth: "Ximen Qing, Ximen Qing!" No wonder my father says that you are difficult on weekdays, but you are really ruthless and calculating! Hey! But what kind of person am I, Son, how can I fall for your plan to move Jiangdong? ”
After making up his mind, he straightened his clothes and hat, bowed to Ximen, and said respectfully: "My father-in-law has taught me a lesson!" The son-in-law heard that he was going to marry Ling Ai as his wife, and in a moment of excitement, he really got carried away, and hoped that his father-in-law would forgive him! ”
Ximenqing smiled from ear to ear: "No offense!" Not guilty! The virtuous son-in-law won't leave tomorrow, right? ”
Chen Economy raised his head and said, "Definitely!" Father-in-law, son-in-law will inevitably leave tomorrow! ”
Ximen Qing was stunned: "This ...... What does this mean? If you are gone, how will the marriage be handled? ”
Chen Economy hurriedly said: "Father-in-law, don't be impatient, the son-in-law is going, but it's just for marriage!" ”
Ximenqing groaned for a moment: "Oh! I know! Are you going back to Tokyo to receive your parents' orders? Don't worry about this! When you and my daughter were engaged to marry each other, we had already approved my and Chen's family, but the parents' orders were there; Tomorrow, I will call the sister-in-law who is a matchmaker, won't I get the words of the matchmaker again? This is justifiable, just to get married! ”
It didn't matter if he had a big bag, but Chen Economy was so anxious that sweat beads broke out of his mouth, and he scolded in his heart: "Fuck! Son, I met a soldier today in a show, and I can't explain it clearly! I had to swallow back the beads of sweat in my mouth first, and then said respectfully: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law returned to Tokyo, in addition to the order of my parents, there is also a big matter. ”
Ximen Qing became interested when he heard this: "What's on your mind?" ”
Chen Economy then nonsense: "When the son-in-law was in front of the Buddha in Bao'en Temple in Tokyo, he made a wish, if he got a good wife, he must work hard to study the book, and wait for the spring boudoir to be compared, the title of the gold list, ranked first, and went to the hairpin banquet, which is the white horse to welcome the relatives, and the ancestors are glorified." ”
After talking for a long time, seeing that Ximen Qing was not interested, he suddenly woke up: "I am glorious to my ancestors, what is the matter with his Ximen family?" No wonder I'm playing the piano to the cow here, but he's not listening to the cow there! ”
Therefore, Chen Jingye changed his words and brought the topic to the Ximen family: "If the son-in-law wins the champion, then he will come to Qinghe to welcome his relatives, but it is not a good story for the ages?" Ziwei Lang in the sky, marrying the lady of the Ximen Star Lord, will definitely sing this "Double Star Club" in the future drama! At that time, the Qinghe Ximen family will inevitably become a famous family in my Northern Song Dynasty and will be immortal! ”
When it came to immortality, Chen Economy first glanced at Ximen Qing's crotch, and then looked at his face, but saw that Ximen Qing's eyes were hazy, as if he was infatuated, and he said happily in his heart: "This old killer has hit me!" ”
After staying for a long time, Ximenqing woke up as if he had returned from a dream, and asked with a smile: "But I don't know how sure the virtuous son-in-law is about this champion?" ”
Chen Jing's spirit was lifted, and he bullied Ximen Qing is rural bun, so he simply blew it out: "The son-in-law is not talented, he has read the scriptures and history extensively since he was a child, and read articles, but all the three tombs and five classics, eight Suo Jiuqiu, hundreds of schools of thought, astronomy and geography, the son-in-law knows everything, all of them." Because in the past few years, my Great Song Dynasty was called 'Daguan', and the population of Tokyo was smooth, so I called my son-in-law and Gao Yanei, the son of the Taiwei Gao, 'Daguan Shuangbi'. With the talent of the son-in-law, looking at the position of the champion, it is really like looking at the pattern in the palm of the hand, what is the way? ”
He is blowing here, Ximenqing is dancing there, and after he finishes blowing, Ximenqing raises his hand on the table and "snaps", clapping the board and saying: "Okay!" Since my virtuous son-in-law has such literary talents, how can I block your good future because of the love of men and women for a while? Tomorrow morning, I will practice it as a virtuous son-in-law! But I don't know if the virtuous son-in-law will return to Tokyo tomorrow, whether he will take the water road or the dry road? ”
Chen was overjoyed. Although it was comfortable to walk by water, he thought that the sooner he returned to Tokyo, the better, so he replied, "My son-in-law is going to take the dry road." ”
Ximen Qing clapped his hands again and said: "Okay! In this case, father-in-law, I will pack up overnight, so that I can send you and my daughter on the road tomorrow! ”
As soon as he heard this, Chen Economy's heart "boomed" and almost suffered a myocardial infarction. finally took a breath, and then scolded in my heart: "It's not good! This old thief is clearly a dog jumping over the wall in a hurry, and he wants to go up to the house to draw a ladder, and kill them all, and if he doesn't push his snake spirit daughter to me, he will never give up! ”
In a hurry, he jumped up and shouted: "Father-in-law, don't do it!" ”
Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Why is the virtuous son-in-law so anxious? If you have something to say, sit down and speak slowly! He also called the Chen family's family and said: "You blind people, seeing that the son is full of sweat, don't say that you quickly serve tea and pour water, wipe sweat and pass on the scarf, what is the use of raising you waste?" ”
Being shouted by him, the Chen family was in a hurry, waiting for Chen Economy to wipe his sweat and drink water, and then Chen Economy pleaded: "Father-in-law, Miss and I can't go back to Tokyo together!" ”
Ximen Qing was displeased: "I just said that I asked my daughter to go to Tokyo with you to meet her in-laws, so that Chen's family could have a surprise, you are pushing back!" ”
Chen Jingye scolded in his heart: "If I really bring your snake spirit daughter home, I will be shocked, but where does this happy word start?" At that time, if you don't beat me up, I'll have your surname Ximenqing! ”
At that time, the science of Cheng Hao and Cheng Yi brothers was gradually becoming popular, and Chen Economy also learned a few words of fur, so he moved out what "men and women do not kiss", "save heavenly principles, destroy people's desires", "starvation is a small matter, and a loss of festival is a big matter", which made Ximenqing dizzy. Zuihou's little guy concluded: "If I take Miss to Tokyo, it is good to say that it is not good, if there are such villains who play right and wrong, agitate lips and tongues, and ruin the reputation of Miss all her life, my father-in-law will regret it too late!" ”
When Ximen Qing heard this, he was speechless with his eyes stared, and only said after a while: "Then there are so many villains in Tokyo City?" ”
Chen Economy was so anxious that he memorized all the famous sentences of the sages: "Duoduoduo!" Not much? And much more! ”
Ximenqing scratched his head: "Since you said that the science in Tokyo City advocates science, it is natural that there should be fewer and fewer villains, why are there more and more?" It's really weird, it makes me laugh! ”
Turning his head and seeing that Chen Economy was so anxious that he was about to vomit blood, he thought that it was enough to make fun of this little guy today, so he changed his tone and said: "In this way, if I let my daughter go all the way with you, will it hinder my daughter's reputation?" ”
Chen Jingye nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes!" Yes, yes, yes! ”
Ximen Qing sighed and asked weakly, "When will you go to the middle champion?" ”
As soon as Chen Economy heard the joy, he immediately slapped his chest hard, and almost shot himself out of pneumonia: "After the New Year, as soon as the spring boudoir opens, the son-in-law will definitely win!" At that time, it will definitely be a white horse to welcome the family, and a good story in the world will be achieved...... cough cough cough ......"
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "That is the case, tomorrow morning, ten miles of long pavilion, I will practice for the virtuous son-in-law, I only hope that the virtuous son-in-law will go early and return early, my daughter is leaning on the door and looking forward to it!" ”
Chen Economy coughed so much that he couldn't speak, but he nodded again and again, but said in his heart: "Evil!" I want to know you, a long life without decay, mountains without tombs, rivers are exhausted, thunder and earthquakes in winter, rain and snow in summer, heaven and earth are combined, but dare to marry your snake spirit daughter! "This is exactly what it is:
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