81 borrowed troops again

These days, Dongfang Tian is very unhappy because he sees Dongfang Qi and Dongfang Raider often talking and laughing together.

I said to him: "You say that you like Dongfang Mingyue, but in fact, Dongfang Raider is just a reflection of Dongfang Mingyue, and the person you really like is Dongfang Mingyue - but you don't dare to admit it." Since you like the bright moon in the east, you should pursue it, because love is beyond origin, and love is pure, unique, tragic, and eternal. If a person has no love, is there a difference between him and an animal? When you die of old age, don't you regret looking back on your life? ”

Of course, the above is my blind imagination, and I won't say that, because it is impossible for him and Dongfang Mingyue to do so. No matter how fanciful I say, no one believes it, and neither does he.

What I said was: "We are brothers, and I will tell you that Dongfang Xiren and Dongfang Yongbai are good." Dongfang Yongbai uses Dongfang Raiders to control you and Dongfang Qi. You are all wretched! You see there's a spare tire in the back of the car, right? You are a spare tire, played by Dongfang Yongbai! ”

Of course, the above is also my blind thinking, I will not say this, because it will harm me, and it will also harm Dongfangtian, and harm everyone.

What I'm saying is, "Love is just an illusion, an illusion of human beings, like a male dog on the street seeing a female dog, or a male beetle seeing a female beetle, or a male flower pollinating a female flower." If you think that human beings are superior to animals and plants, then the so-called superiority must be that we are different from them, not the same as them. Therefore, human love, if there is one, must be something above man and woman, and it must not be between man and woman, but between man and woman, and even man and thing, man and his own business. People, control love, not love control people. ”

Of course, the above is also my nonsense, I will not say that. Because if I said that, he would think I was mentally ill.

What I said was: "Brother Dongfang, don't worry, my heart will always be towards you, you brought me from Luobei, how could I not support you?" ”

Dongfang Tian glanced at me, shrugged his eyelids and said, "How can you help?" ”

Me: "Bring you down Dongfang Qi." ”

Dongfang Tian: "Why is what you say and what you do completely different?" Are you kidding me? You gave him all the technology, what do I have? Damn, look at Dongfang Qi's smug bastard look! ”

Me: "He's just a craftsman who makes weapons, what's the matter?" As the saying goes, 'Just as fine, poor all your life.'" He'll just spend his days working in the factory. But you are different, you are the one who leads the troops. You come with me to Mongolia, I promise, you come back and go up three levels in a row. ”

Dongfang Tian: "Damn! You kid, do you want me to follow you for so long? What have I been doing with you for the past two months? I went on a tour all day long, but hundreds of people were killed in Wudang Mountain. - And I don't know who blew it up yet! ”

Me: "This time is different! You've got a new gun! You see, Dongfang Qi made you a gun, and you went to make meritorious service, how good is this! ”

He thought about it.

I patted him on the shoulder: "Wait for me!" I went to tell Dongfang Yongbai to try to take away the main army. You lead the troops, and he works, how good! ”

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I went to see Dongfang Yongbai and told him about the proposal.

He looked at me suspiciously, with a look of utter incomprehension.

Dongfang Yongbai: "I heard me right, you took away my main force?" How did you come up with this question? ”

Me: "What are you afraid of?" Afraid your army will listen to me? Do you think that if you appoint me as commander-in-chief of your army, they will really listen to me? If I let them kill you, they will kill you? Wrong! They were the army of the Eastern Government, not the imperial army of the imperial court. They will always be loyal to you, and I will only borrow them for use. ”

Him: "It's going to die." ”

Me: "Which war doesn't kill people?" If you're afraid of the dead, don't fight any battles, and make your wife and children hot kang every day! ”

He doesn't speak.

I continued: "I took them with me the whole time. I promise, when they come back, they'll be as good as the Praetorian Army. ”

Dongfang Yongbai lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "Okay, anyway, my army is useless, you can go." But be careful, that's my heart's work, and a lot of people have grown up with me. ”

I patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I treat them as much as I do to my parents and my friends." ”

So, we discussed the specific details together, and when we discussed the various armies to which Dongfang Tian and Dongfang Qi belonged, I remembered their contradictions.

I asked him: "I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious: who can get Dongfang Raider between Dongfang Tian and Dongfang Qi?" ”

Dongfang Yongbai: "Look at what you said, you are still too curious, but I made you more curious, so I won't tell you." ”

Me: "Okay, whatever you ......"