Chapter 312 312 Oh-chan's spirit of exploration is terrifying
After a month, Lin Youde walked into the big bathhouse of his house again.
He looked up at the high sky of the bathhouse and let out a long sigh.
"Why, you've only been away for a month and you've missed the feeling of a bathhouse?" The fox said as he shook his big tail past Lin Youde, and jumped into the bath, "Ah, sure enough, it's more comfortable to take a bath in the big bath, the small bathtub provided by the French is too petty." In other words, France was not proud of inheriting the Roman mantle in the era of Charlemagne, why didn't the Romans learn the big bathroom? ”
"It has nothing to do with inheriting the Roman mantle, does it?" Lin Youde couldn't help but complain, "And the bathing of the Romans is not something that can be learned if you want to, and in ancient times, it was a manifestation of luxury to build such a huge facility for bathing." So the Romans perished. Later, Byzantium continued the Roman Empire's luxury in bathing, and as a result, it also perished, and after the Ottoman Empire took control of Constantinople, it used the Byzantine bathroom and also liked this luxury, so you see......"
"Don't talk as if these countries are all dying because of bathing!"
The fox's retort made Lin Youde laugh, and then Lin Youde looked around the large bath.
To be honest, Lin Youde himself didn't have any requirements for how to take a bath, he didn't even have the habit of taking a bath before he crossed, but now that he has occupied Sanssouci Palace for so many years, he has become accustomed to his own big bathhouse. It is difficult to say that this is the case for those who enjoy bathing in a pool-sized bath every day, and it is impossible to get used to the small bathtubs provided by the French.
What's more, Lin Youde can always feast his eyes from his sisters when he takes a bath, which is the "service" that the small bathtub will always provide.
Now there are only two people in the bathhouse, Lin Youde and the fox, Lin Youde looked at the fox who had been soaked in the water, and admired the curves of her body.
"I said," the fox turned around, lying on the edge of the bath and looking at Lin Youde, his chest resting on the edge of the pool was limp and deformed, looking like two squashed slimes, "I've rolled the sheets so many times, and you still look at me with this kind of eyes, it seems that my body is much more attractive than I imagined." ”
"What eyes do I look at you?" Lin Youde asked with a smile.
"Hey~" the fox didn't answer.
At this time, there was movement in the direction of the door, and at the same time, Viola's voice came to Lin Youde's ears: "Nia, don't run, slip on the ground and be careful of wrestling!" ”
Lin Youde turned around and followed the prestige, just in time to see Nia, who ran in, slipping and falling into the mud.
Nia stood up, and continued to run towards Lin Youde with a nobody's appearance, standing in front of Lin Youde with her hands outstretched, looking up at him with a small face.
So Lin Youde picked up his daughter, but he didn't expect Nia to shake her head desperately: "I want to lift high, don't hug!" ”
At this time, Sissi and Viola entered the bathhouse together, and Sissi said to Lin Youde, "She wants you to lift her up and throw her towards the bath." ”
Throw, throw?
Facing Lin Youde's surprised gaze, Sissi nodded: "Yes, throw it out, she wants to glide in the air." Not long after you left for France, she started asking me to throw her out in the shower, and I don't know how she suddenly liked it, maybe because she had been hanging out with Oh-chan all day since you left. ”
Lin Youde pursed his lips, then lifted Nia above her head and threw it in the direction of the bath.
With my cheerful cry, Nia crossed the not-so-small bath and landed near the edge of the other side. After entering the water, Lin Youde was worried for a moment that Nia would sink to the bottom, but after the little girl plunged into the water, she immediately popped up, and then swam towards Lin Youde with the short legs and feet of a more than one-year-old child.
"My daughter can swim!" The fox pointed to Nia in the water, "Look dear, she can swim!" ”
"We've all seen it." Viola said.
Lin Youde smiled and applauded, and shouted to Niya, who was leaning slowly in the middle of the bath, "Good swim, come to Dad's side." ”
At this time, Lin Youde felt that his calf was touched, he lowered his head, and saw Ysera standing at his feet with his neck up, and his little hand gently poked his thigh full of leg hair: "I can also swim." ”
Lin Youde picked up Ysera and kissed his eldest daughter's face: "Ysera is also great, you are really smarter than your sister." ”
"Well, of course, this is my daughter," Viola crossed, looking smug, "of course not the daughter of a woman whose nourishment has gone to her breasts." ”
"Ahh
"That's impossible!" Viola just repented after speaking, "No...... Uh, it's better to be bigger...... But if it's big......"
Suddenly, Viola shouted with a broken jar: "Okay, okay, I'm a flat-chested airfield, you're satisfied!" You deserve to be bullied by the two of you with big breasts! Hum! ”
After saying that, Viola turned around and walked towards the faucet next to the bath, looking like she was going to wash her body before taking a bath.
"I didn't bully Miss Viola." Sissi had a look of wrongedness.
"Hahahaha." The fox smiled happily.
At this time, Ysera asked Lin Youde: "If my breasts grow, will my mother be sad?" ”
Lin Youde just wanted to answer, but Viola said loudly: "No, not at all!" ”
Ysera looked at Lin Youde and seemed to ask "Is what Mom said true?"
Lin Youde pointed to Sissi beside him: "Your mother definitely wants you to grow into a figure like Aunt Sissi, look at how beautiful this figure is." ”
Qian Qian pretended not to hear Lin Youde's words, and her face flushed slightly.
"But I prefer Aunt Fox," Isera said in astonishment, raising her little hand and gesturing her ears on her head, "I want a second pair of ears and a tail, too." ”
Lin Youde forcibly suppressed his nosebleed that was about to erupt: Mom, how can my daughter be so cute.
At this time, Nia finally swam ashore, she ran to Lin Youde's feet, opened her arms and shouted: "I want to lift high!" ”
Lin Youde didn't know which string was wrong, so he said to Ysera: "Only stupid people and smoke like high places, your sister is a stupid person, you have to take care of her more in the future." ”
After Lin Youde finished speaking, the fox nodded again and again: "That's right, I can already see the scene of Isera following her sister everywhere to help wipe her ass in the future." ”
At this time, Nia was upset and let out a whoow cry, but the reason for her upset was not that she was called stupid - she was only a little over a year old after all, and although the goddess grew intellectually faster than ordinary people, she obviously did not understand that it was her who the adults had just said.
Nia was angry that her father hadn't lifted her up for so long.
So Lin Youde put Isera on the ground, grabbed Nia, and threw it out.
The little one was immediately happy, laughing as she glided through the air, and then plunged headlong into the water, and a second later she began to swim in the direction of Lin Youde again.
Lin Youde raised his eyebrows and asked Sissi beside him, "She won't want to do it again, right?" ”
"Well, I usually throw her three or four hundred times a day." Sissi replied earnestly.
Lin Youde instantly felt that his arm was sore, this little guy doesn't look at the small one, he weighs more than fifteen kilograms, similar to the two largest shot puts, throwing the shot put six hundred times a day before taking a bath with Lin Youde's current physical fitness can really do it, but this good leisure time has become a serious muscle exercise time!
Qian Qian looked at Lin Youde's stern expression beside her, and burst out laughing.
"No, I'm kidding you."
"Oh, scare me." Lin Youde breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly realized something, he turned his head to look at Sissi, his expression was almost like discovering a new continent, "When did you learn to joke?" ”
"Huh? Uh," Sissi shrugged, her chest shaking in the shrug, "and naturally, I've been with you for so long." ”
Lin Youde looked at Sissi's face, the flush that had just arisen because of his praise had completely faded, although the two were naked at this time, but Sissi did not have a shy expression, she was very calm. At this time, Lin Youde realized that he couldn't remember the last time Sissi was shy in the bathhouse, about a year ago?
The power of habit is really powerful.
"Hmph," the fox's voice drifted into Lin Youde's ears, "and when Sissi can be unfazed in the face of those harassments from your dear, she will be completely marked by our family, just like little Viola now." ”
"Why do you mention me at such a time?" Viola's voice was still high and high-pitched, "It's not like I want to be so shameless!" It's all you two bastards...... Yes! ”
Viola's voice suddenly turned into a scream, Lin Youde turned his head worriedly, and almost bent his neck, but saw Viola desperately rinsing her eyes with the faucet, it seemed that soap had gotten into her eyes......
At this time, the bathroom door opened again, and Oh-chan ran in naked.
"Huh?" Lin Youde was stunned.
"She started washing with us about two weeks ago." Sissi dutifully explained, "After getting closer to the two young ladies, she and we have more and more intersections in our daily lives. ”
At this time, Oh Sauce saw Lin Youde, just "Oh", and walked to the bath, she stopped just two steps and turned her head to stare at Lin Youde.
was stared at so directly by Oh sauce, and the cheekiness of Lin Youde was a little unbearable, and the innocent aura exuded by the main girl was too strong, which weakened Lin Youde's cheekiness into a negative defense.
Suddenly, Oh-chan turned around and ran away.
Lin Youde looked at Sissi and pointed to the gate.
Sissi shrugged her shoulders again, spreading her hands to show that she didn't know what was going on.
At this time, Oh-chan ran in again, holding a long drawing ruler in his left hand and a vernier caliper that looked like a wrench in his right hand.
Lin Youde realized in an instant what Oh-chan wanted to do, and he immediately followed the example of the football player who put up the wall when taking a free kick to protect the vital point, turned around and ran towards the bath.
"Oh, this spirit of exploration, I love it!" The fox shouted and rushed over to grab Lin Youde.
"Don't, let me go!" Lin Youde exclaimed like a shy girl blocked by a big man.
"It's okay, it's okay, Oh-chan is also a god, so it's okay!" The fox smirked, but he didn't let go.
And Oh Sauce brandished two measuring tools and forced towards Lin Youde.
Lin Youde shouted to Sissi: "Stop her, my servant!" ”
Sissi smiled and turned her head to look in the other direction.
"Hey, hey, hey! Accept your fate! The fox completely clasped Lin Youde's hands, "It's okay, Sissi and I will compensate you well in the future, and you can dedicate yourself to Oh-chan's expedition!" ”