The world is so big, there are no surprises, shameless people are everywhere on the streets, and you can find them every day if you think about it.

But it is rare to see such a person as a voyeur Confucian who speaks nonsense with his eyes open, and summarizes his shameless voyeuristic behavior from the perspective of Kuang Fu Huanyu and cleaning up the troubled times.

With a compassionate attitude to save women and children who have lost their footing, to survive is the reincarnation of Confucius and Mencius, this kind of shameless to return to the basics, how much perseverance does it take to practice?

Confucius and Mencius saints, are they all so black-bellied? Yuan Shang's heart couldn't help but speculate secretly.

"It's shameless! Grown such a big pair of breasts! ”

The peeping Rusheng suddenly slapped Yuan Shang's thigh again, and his face that looked like a somewhat eagle vulture was full of redness, and he didn't know whether he was angry or excited.

"People are born with big breasts, why are they shameless? Can you be reasonable, can't you pat yourself on the leg? Yuan Shang was very dissatisfied with his behavior.

Peeping at Confucius's face: "Uncle Mo is strange, in the next moment, he is indignant, he can't help it, and he is ashamed to lose control." He said it humbly, but there was no guilt on his face.

Look at this title, how level it is, the words are full of demeanor and self-cultivation, not uncle, not brother and uncle!? What is this? How are you arranged?

Looking up at the sky, it's not early, there are still things in the army, and it is not appropriate to mess around here, especially with this kind of shameless stupid hat

Reluctantly glanced at those white buttocks, Yuan Shang stood up, shook his shirt and sleeves, and wanted to leave.

didn't want Yuan Shang to make such a move, but the peeping Confucian stopped doing it, grabbed Yuan Shang's sleeve, and said strangely: "Uncle, where are you going?" ”

"It's getting late, I need to hurry home. My family is waiting for me to eat. ”

The eyes of the voyeur Confucian suddenly revealed deep reluctance, and said, "You don't despise them with me?" ”

"Another day, there have been a lot of important things at home lately, and I'm very busy."

The peeping Confucian raised his eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "What can be more important than correcting the atmosphere of the world?" You are a Hanmin people, and you should put the world first! Why don't you go home and do the work of those little children? ”

Yuan Shang couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he heard this.

I went back to prepare for military affairs, and it was a matter of children to lead my troops south to contend with Cao's army?

Accompany you here to peek at other people's baths, and judge the taste, is it important to take the world first?

Not only is this man shameless. And the ideas are quite extreme, belonging to the kind of thorough idealists.

"Excuse me, little sister, I am really in a hurry and cannot delay. Another day, I will do the east, please watch a naked bath of 100 people, and let you despise it at that time. ”

The eyes of the voyeur Confucian suddenly lit up, and his saliva almost didn't come out: "Hundred people bath? ”

"Bath for 100 people!"

"Something contemptible?"

"Despise, despise!"

"Uncle is really an extraordinary person, I am not alone!"

“”

As soon as he said this, he heard the young women bathing in the courtyard shouting loudly.

"Someone is peeking! It's a whore! ”

Suddenly, the whole courtyard exploded, but I saw that the young women hurriedly took off their clothes one by one and put them on their bodies. the guy in the courtyard, with a fierce look on his face, and rush towards the outside of the courtyard with his teeth and claws.

Yuan Shanghe's peeping Confucian face's face suddenly turned pale.

The door of the courtyard "banged", and those young women were half-draped in clothes one by one, with open chests and backs, just like the later generations of Teacher Wu once made a poem: Remove the buttons. Untie the tie knot. The crisp chest is as white as silver, and the jade body is as muddy as snow.

It's eye-catching!

If it weren't for the fact that these girls were each holding big sticks and weapons at the moment, and they had a ferocious shrew momentum, this fragrant scene alone would be enough to make the world provoke any normal man to spit. Amazed. …,

But I saw a young woman slashing the big stick on her half-exposed chest, and the horizontal knife was immediate, like an immortal general who could not be opened. shouted at the two of them: "Those two little lewd thieves are so shameless, they dare to watch our women bathing here, they are bold, the old lady has to gouge out the eyes of the two of you today!" ”

The peeping Confucian reacted very quickly, swept away the hooligan demeanor who was lying on the wall, his face was straight, and he blocked his eyes with his hands like a righteous gentleman, and muttered in his mouth: "Zi said: Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent words, don't move indecent girls, please respect yourself, put on your clothes, and you are a gentleman below." ”

"Phew! I fart, but I cover it with my hand, it's stupid to be a mother? The saliva of the old lady is about to flow down, and now what is pretending to be high? I can't see a hypocritical thief like you, you don't look like a man at all! Look at it, what can you do if you admit it? ”

After that, I saw that the five mothers-in-law each wielded a magic weapon, encircled and suppressed from all directions, like a group of hyenas and coyotes surrounding two little white rabbits blocked in the corner, with a fierce momentum, as if waiting to be skinned and put in the pot.

Yuan Shang's face turned pale, and he smiled with a stiff face: "The female bodhisattvas have misunderstood, the two of us are from the eastern land, passing by the treasure land, and I want to invite you to give some fasting and eating, but I don't want to accidentally look at the naked bodies of the female bodhisattvas, not intentionally."

The voyeur Confucian over there also hurriedly helped: "Yes, we are gentlemen, I just happened to pass by today, wandering, just wandering!" But I really didn't mean to look at you, whoever did it on purpose, who is not allowed by heaven! Last of your line! ”

Swearing poison is the same as drinking cold and white, this man is a character.

The IQ of these girls is obviously not positive, and they all hesitated when they heard this, and said, "Are you serious?" ”

Yuan Shang nodded hurriedly and said: "It's true, it's not a little false, I guarantee with my personality, from the bottom to the big, I never pull the skin." ”

The women's faces slowed down, and the angles of the various blades in their hands began to change from high to low.

"In this case, I will let you two go today, pay attention when you walk in the corridor in the future, control your own eyes, don't look at what you shouldn't see, do you hear?"

"The female bodhisattva is noble, and the boy is very thankful."

"Come less, what a female Bodhisattva, unheard of, the stinky boy scolds the old lady with local dirty words, when I can't hear it, get out!"

“”

Yuan Shang let out a long sigh of relief, and his heart was a little relieved. Pulling the voyeur man turned around and wanted to leave.

It's a pity that happiness is sad, at the critical moment, the voyeur Confucian student doesn't know whether he was frightened by this formation and affected his intelligence, or because he was stunned by lust, he actually said something that should not be said alive or dead.

But seeing that he put on a sanctimonious gentleman's appearance, he raised his hand and pointed at a young woman led by him, and said: "Although it is an accident, I have to say a few words today, your woman's ass is too small." But it's less than half the size next to you, and it's not round, how long! Isn't it a deformity? How will you give birth to a man in your family in the future? It needs to be carefully improved. ”

The woman's face suddenly turned pale.

The peeping Confucian changed hands and ordered a woman, saying, "Your woman's breasts are too small. But it's not enough to let the man be able to hold it, and if he has a baby in the future, can he give milk? Starving goods! ”

The small-breasted woman's teeth chattered.

"And your girl's legs are too thick, the face of the woman next to her is too dark, and it is easy to scare the child, the mother-in-law is too short, what should I do if I give birth to a baby?"

“”

Sou!

There were no other words, and what answered him was a big stick flying in the air, and it smashed on the wall behind Yuan Shang with a "bang", and suddenly a big pit appeared. Frightened, Yuan Shang's body suddenly shrank back, and he could barely dodge.

A group of mothers-in-law stretched their arms and sleeves, and besieged the two with hideous faces, staring at the two with a pair of eyes full of murderous intent, their eyes were like wolves and tigers, and they wanted to break the two of them into pieces. It's scary. …,

Yuan Shang's eyes closed, and two thin lines of tears appeared in his smart eyes.

As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and it seems that today's beating is inevitable.

I really wonder if this kid called "aunt", including the eight brothers in his family, is the product of the marriage of close relatives, and can only grow today's wisdom by infecting each other back and forth.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're more likely to be an idiot.

Come out and take a turn by yourself, who is to provoke whom? What a sin!

Moment of truth. Yuan Shang was in a hurry and made a move that everyone didn't expect.

I saw him reach out and grab it, and pick up the voyeur Confucian student. Then he threw his body with both hands, raised his right leg slightly, and kicked hard at the peeping Confucian in the ass with a loud kick

But seeing that the voyeur Confucian body was shot by Yuan Shang from a distance, he suddenly flew up in the air, and flew out in an arc in the direction of the five mothers-in-law, like a dazzling meteor, with a brilliant brilliance in the air, and then when it landed, it immediately went to darkness and silence.

"You've got a leg!" The peeping Confucian saw that he was about to fall into the battle of his mother-in-law, and knew that Yuan Shang had used him as bait, and he was shocked, and he couldn't help but scold loudly in his mouth.

It's a pity that at this time, Yuan Shang has already run away

Inaudible.

The incident just happened between the rabbits and the falcons, and by the time this group of women reacted, Yuan Shang was already gone, and the Confucian who was nagging and pointing fingers at their privacy had already been kicked in front of them by Yuan Shang, and let them kill and scrape, without saying a word.

People don't do it for themselves, heaven and earth will be destroyed, sacrificing an idiot to let himself leave this place of right and wrong, for Yuan Shang, it is incumbent on him!

The five women looked at the Confucian students lying in front of them, first stunned slightly, and then in each pair of eyes, they showed high enthusiasm for fighting, one by one, eager to try, as if they could hear the "rattle" sound when they pinched their hand bones

On the face of the peeping Confucian, who grew up quite gloomy, he suddenly revealed a bit of sadness that the strong man was not paid, and he looked up to the sky and sighed: "The world is big, only women and villains are difficult to raise, and a certain is unfortunate today, but these two people have encountered the gentleman and don't do anything, and save some face!" ”

As soon as he said this, he saw five women besieging the city, the sticks in their hands and the soles of their feet were like a little raindrops, and the ping-pong ones beckoned to the peeping Confucian students, and the young Confucian screamed miserably, and then lay on their backs in a low voice, and were brutally beaten by these women like a mess of meat.

On the contrary, Yuan Shang used the voyeur Confucian as a shield, fighting for a glimmer of life, and rushed towards the outside of the mansion.

As soon as I arrived at the corner of the street, I saw two people dressed as monks, one old and one strong, one carrying a peachwood sword in his hand, staggering towards him.

As Zuo Xianweng walked, he frowned and pinched his fingers to estimate, and said to himself: "Strange, strange!" This is a demon star, how did you get here, it became two world fortunes, which were originally determined by heaven, and the stars fell in Zhongzhou, Sichuan and Shu, and the land of Dongwu were actually two stars in a row this time, both of which wanted to disturb the destiny of heaven, and they were all strange in this Wen County! It's weird! ”

Zuo Xianweng's words hadn't finished muttering, and he suddenly heard Ge Xuangao beside him shout, and said anxiously: "Immortal Master be careful!" ”

Zuo Xian Weng raised his head, but saw a black shadow rushing towards him, flying towards him at a very fast speed!

"Phew!"

"Ahh

But when he heard a miserable scream, he saw that Zuo Immortal Master and his old man were like a kite with a broken string, and he was hit head-on by Yuan Shang who was running, and fell to the strange place of Wen County, Hanoi, where the demonic atmosphere was thick, fluttering his legs, his eyes were white, and he was about to die. …,

"Immortal Master!"

Ge Xuan let out a terrible scream, and flew to Zuo Xianweng's side: "Immortal Master! Hold on, Immortal Master! ”

Zuo Immortal Master grabbed Ge Xuan's arm, foaming at the mouth, and pretending to tremble: "My old man vomits, don't get in the way, go and see if the young man vomited, hit my half-immortal body and vomited, was he injured by the immortal law around me?" ”

Ge Xuan wiped his tears, turned his head to look at Yuan Shang, who was unscathed, but was stunned, and said with emotion: "The immortal master has excellent mana, and he can be retracted and released freely, after the young man hit you, he was not hurt by the immortal law of your old body, immortal master, you are always a saint!" ”

"That's good, gross!"

Yuan Shang looked at this pair of strange masters and apprentices from nowhere in a daze, and couldn't help but start turning over the river and the sea in his heart.

I really forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, how can any weirdo be encountered? God sees that I've been too scared lately, didn't you send a few biochemical angels to punish me?

was thinking about it, but saw Zuo Immortal Master staggered to his feet by his apprentice Ge Xuan, and said to Yuan Shang while vomiting: "Xiaoyou is invited, the old man Chicheng Mountain Danding Half-Immortal Fang Shi Zuo Yuanfang, today is the livelihood of the world, Telai Wen County subdues demons and destroys demons, clears away evil obstacles, and sees that Xiaoyou is a local Chinese, I don't know what demons have I seen recently?" ”

Yuan Shang couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and looked at Zuo Immortal Master and his apprentice blankly, and couldn't help but be surprised in his heart.

Half-immortal? Wickedness? Exorcism? Is this a Shenma situation?

Wasn't I reborn at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty in the early Three Kingdoms? When did you go to Journey to the West again?

Am I always mistaken about my identity?

Seeing that Yuan Shang was looking at him without saying a word, Zuo Immortal Master was a little unhappy, and said, "Xiaoyou, what did my old man ask you about?" Why don't you say anything, but you don't know how to be polite! ”

"Ah, don't blame the immortal, the kid has never seen a god stick since he was a child"

Zuo Immortal Master's face suddenly turned pale, and his face was full of haze.

"Ahem, ahem! I mean, I've never seen a god, but when I saw it today, I couldn't return to my senses when I was attracted by Your Excellency's momentum, and I hope not to blame it, the fairy has an outstanding demeanor, and he is really a man among the gods. ”

Zuo Immortal Master was knocked into a daze, and when he heard this, he still straightened his chest, and said proudly: "Nonsense, my old man was originally an immortal!" Provide text