The atmosphere was even more lively and everyone got up to have fun.

The Park family is very large and full of people.

An Qitian, the head of the Qing Dynasty, suddenly appeared in front of me. He was half a head shorter than me, tilted his head vigorously, then looked at me with his nostrils and said, "You are the commander of the Park Army, right?" Pu Qinghong, that wild woman brought me from the pseudo-Han Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty? I warn you, you give me a little care! If you dare to collude with the prime minister, I will skin you all and feed them to the dogs! ”

I was drinking wine from a glow-in-the-dark glass, and he choked me up. I kept coughing and patting my chest, almost choking me!

He was stupefied when he saw me and left satisfied.

As soon as he left, Prime Minister An Ning appeared in front of me. He was followed by a teenage child, and he knew it was his son because he looked exactly like him—and later learned that it was his eldest son, An Guangxu.

An Ningzhi gestured to the maids beside him, and the maids hurriedly wiped me.

Him: "I heard that your government army is very powerful?" Also muskets? ”

Me: "One shot a minute, it's useless, I haven't fired the arrow yet." ”

An Ningzhi: "I have also established a musket team, so I have time to have a fight." ”

Me: "This one is going to die, what are you talking about?" You have horses and guns, of course you are powerful, you don't need to fight. ”

An Ningzhi: "But you have a car." Is your car the same as the car of Hebei people? ”

Me: "Pretty much, but not as good as theirs." ”

An Ningzhi: "What is the principle?" Why does this car run on its own? ”

Me: "Because there's someone pushing the wheels so hard." ”

An Ningzhi: "Can you sell it to me?" ”

Me: "No. ”

An Ningzhi: "Sell me a few, I have money." ”

Me: "It's up to all the soldiers to have the final say, and it's really not ......"

Then the two of us talked nonsense for a long time, and he walked away in a huff.

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Later, I took a closer look at this Qing Dynasty Prime Minister An Ningzhi, and found that this person is really unusual!

He has been a monk since he was a child, stealing the monk's wooden fish to sell, and later he sold the nuns of the nunnery to the Qinglou. When he grew up, he joined the beggar gang and led a group of little beggars to steal money all day long. When he grew up, he directly joined the private gang, and it was not a private gang, it was all kinds of private gangs, he sold: rice, wheat, clothes, shoes, furniture, banned books, etc., and in the end, he monopolized the private salt in Liaodong and earned a lot of gold yuan.

What's even more valuable is that this person has been open-minded and studious since he was a child, and he is extremely smart. He has never been to school, just peeking at other people's homework at night, and he actually learned to read and write, not ordinary reading and literacy, but the kind with very high knowledge. How high is it? He wrote many novels himself, printed them as banned books, and made his first money. He also improved the production of illicit salt on his own. In the past, people put the salt water in their own homes to boil, and he directly dried the seawater in the coastal salt pans, the cost was very low, and the output was huge, thus monopolizing the private salt of Liaodong and even the Ming Dynasty. After he became a servant, one day, inspired by firecrackers, he invented the arquebus. He established a musket team and slaughtered all the bandits in Liaodong, and even the Haigang had to move their headquarters to Hebei. He even invented all kinds of factories, banks, pawnshops, insurance shops......

This guy is simply a Wenju person's material, but it's a pity that Liaodong is too remote and didn't recommend him, otherwise maybe he would be my boss now. It's a shame.

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Continuing with the dinner that day.

After the head of the Qing Dynasty and the prime minister of the Qing Dynasty left, I continued to eat bananas, and then the Qing Emperor came!

An Zedong, the emperor of the Qing Dynasty, appeared beside me and scared me into a tremble.

I said, "Your Majesty the Emperor." ”

An Zedong: "Oriental Horse! ”

His words scared my soul away. No one has ever said this name since I arrived in Liaodong!

The emperor continued to ask: "How many people are left in the Ming Forbidden Army?" ”

When I thought about it, everyone knows about it, and I'm still pretending to be a fart garlic!

I said, "Count mine, 100,000; Not counting mine, 80,000. ”

Emperor: "Hey, there are only so many people left in the original million-strong forbidden army. How dare they provoke Sichuan? ”

I told you exactly what happened that day.

Speaking of the attack on the Sichuan envoy by the ministers, the emperor sighed deeply.

Emperor: "How is the Inner Court now?" ”

Me: "The old people are basically dead, most of them died in Qi City, and the rest are as young as me." ”

Emperor: "I heard you killed the Senate?" ”

Me: "yes. After Liu Xingchao fled back to Chang'an, he ordered the forbidden army to besiege the Chang'an Palace for 7 months and killed all the senators. At present, Daming still has a vice president and a member in Qicheng, but it is completely useless. ”

The emperor sighed and said, "Oh, how did you make such a fuss?" ”

He sighed for a moment, and I had to wait for him quietly.

He looked at me and said, "I was less than 20 years old when I won the Wenju people, and I was the first to do it, which is amazing." At that time, I was young and vigorous, and no one looked down on me. Of course, that was more than fifty years ago, when I was too young. One day, I had just been in the palace for a few months, and several Sichuan people suddenly flew to the palace. They killed a few members of the Senate in front of the emperor, the governor, and the prime minister, appointed a few more on the spot, and then patted their butts and left. I was young and didn't understand anything, and that day scared me silly. Before that, I thought that the emperor was the biggest in the world, and under the emperor was the prime minister. Later, I learned that the prime minister and the emperor are a fart, the governor, the senators, Sichuan, and the Holy Land, each more fierce than the other. ”

The Emperor paused and looked around. Although many people were staring at us, no one dared to come close to listen to the Emperor's conversation.

The emperor continued: "Frankly speaking, when others persuaded me to be emperor, I was not worried about the Ming Dynasty, nor the Han Dynasty, but the Sichuan people who claimed to be gods, oh, and what saints in the Holy Land. I'm actually not afraid of the forbidden army, isn't it just one million, we can't beat ten million, and one hundred million can always be beaten, right? If I can't beat me, can I still run north? I'm afraid of Sichuan, and what other holy places are, they are like gods. There is no god in the world! They are all tyrants! God may not be infallible, but man makes all sorts of mistakes. People are all Ye Gong and good dragons, don't look at everyone asking for God, but God is really here, so what is the point of human beings? ”

The Emperor's voice became louder: "My men are all rubbish, and the funny thing is that they still think I am rubbish. Hey, I'm seventy-five years old, and I should have died a long time ago, but I just stood up! I just want to live a few more years in peace, I don't really want to be the emperor, there are too many people under me, and they bother me every day. Hey, what do you think they made me emperor? It's not for the sake of being emperor. People don't destroy the heavens and the earth for their own sake! But there's a fart. As long as you cross the red line, Sichuan and the Holy Land will kill you all. And now, Liu Xingchao has clearly crossed the red line. ”

The emperor's voice became louder: "Lao Tzu has mixed from the illegitimate son of a fish household in Jiangnan Province to this point, what has Lao Tzu never seen?" What haven't you played? Even if I'm dead now, it's still the same sentence: Lao Tzu has played enough, Lao Tzu has enough books, Lao Tzu has lived enough. What is the Qing Empire, what is eternal, I don't care - I don't have a son, what do I care. At the beginning, I took the initiative to castrate myself to go to Chang'an to take the test, wasn't it just to not trouble myself? Look at the group of bastards below, fighting for their heads one by one, it's like singing, it's fun, right? ”

I was a little embarrassed and glanced around.

There were toasters, drinkers, singers, jokes, fights, quarrels, scolding, peeing, insulting palace maids, and insulting eunuchs, and more people stared at me with strange expressions.

I nodded and said, "yes, it's fun." ”

Suddenly, the Emperor put his arm on my shoulder, which was a lot of strength for a seventy-five-year-old man.

He whispered: "A month ago, Liu Xingchao sent me a telegram, first scolding me for rebellion, and then saying that he was going to send a forbidden army to beat me. ”

When I heard this, I was shocked.

The emperor continued: "I'm curious, I'm the emperor of Liaodong to relieve the pressure on your Han, why did you beat me?" Why should I be notified in advance? If you want to fight, how close is it from Liaoxi, and why did you come from Hebei? I refuted him on the spot. Later, he had to tell the truth, saying that a man named Dongfang Ju betrayed him and asked me to kill him. Why should I take a chestnut in the fire for you? You can't keep yourself, so what's the use of the promise you made to me? Besides, that's more than 10,000 forbidden troops! If you don't hit me, why should I hit him? At the beginning, I killed the governor of Liaodong with a thousand forbidden troops, not to mention the more than 10,000 forbidden troops now? ”

Qing Emperor An Zedong touched my shoulder and asked me with a smile: "You didn't come here to ask me for business, did you?" ”

I touched my heart with my hand and said, "I'm really here to hide from Sichuan." I have more than 10,000 people, and these ammunition will be used up in one day, how can I fight against the 600 million Qing Dynasty. ”

The Emperor patted me on the shoulder and walked away with a smile.